Donkey by the Tail! - Lyric "Video" - Funk, Blues, Country 

Needless to say, this is my Magnum Opus. I thoroughly enjoyed writing the lyrics and blasting the harmonica!
Oh in my town, well, secrets die,
Old folks got stories that they’ll never tell.
Like a wise man said…. Boy, Hell!
"You don’t grab a donkey by the tail."
You mess with me and mine,
You fixin' to get hurt,
You don’t grab a dog by the teeth,
Pour gas on a fire, you gonna get burned.
And you don’t grab a donkey by the tail!
Out here lessons learnt at a cost,
You learn who to avoid and not to cross,
And If you go all sideways on someone you don't know,
You’ll get your nuts kicked in, best take it slow.
You don’t grab an ass by the tail.
You don’t live long if you don’t play along.
Git you head out dat ass
Disemboweled, or worse they claim,
Respect the rules of this town's game.
Don’t pull that goddamn tail!
Under the cover of night, under that blood red moon,
The old owl hoots a lonesome tune.
He’s seen what happens when you cross the line,
You mess with big Jim, you out yo crazy ass mind.
What it is which you and that mo fo tail!
You mess with me and mine,
You fixin' to get hurt,
You don’t grab a dog by the teeth,
Pour gas on a fire, you gonna get burned.
Hey jackass… blah blah blah donkey by the tail!
Hey dummy, if you aint figured it out yet?
Check yo self, rah rah wreck yo self
Run along now, from this mean ole’ hick,
Steer clear of the tail, and avoid the kick.
But you probably won't, dumb dumb
so very very... very dumb.
D-d-d-d-d-d... you guessed it...
Donkey by the goddamn tail!