Doom Annihilation - Ultra Nightmare 

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"We have nothing to do with it" -Doom Twitter

"A two hour movie with a guy just going around killing stuff would be boring." Uh. John Wick 1-3 disagrees with you.

“I’ve watched the film 3 times” You poor, insane man

I think the writers forgot that Doom is about you killing a shit ton of bad guys, not bad guys killing a shit ton of you

This movie was so bad that Doom Eternal was delayed until March 2020, just so we don't associate it with this movie.

"Who needs a doomguy?" That particular quote didnt age well.

“2 hours of a random guy running around killing everything is boring.” Mate have you ever seen Killer Bean Forever?

Here's my pitch for a Doom movie: don't center the action on the Doom marine/Doom Slayer, but have him be in the film. Instead, have the main focus be a small group of scientists and soldiers trying to get through the chaos and violence alive as things get progressively worse and their numbers dwindle. At the same time, make it clear that the Doomslayerguy is doing his thing. Have him be just a force of nature crashing through the entire facility, wrecking demon shit, and occasionally intersecting with the main characters. The first time could be relatively innocuous, the second chaotic to the point they don't know which of the many entities present is the center of the storm, and then by the third encounter/sighting (even just quick glances or glimpses in the background of scenes that the characters don't notice but the audience does) will establish the Doomslayerguy as the unstoppable righteous badass he is. He'd get character development in small moments, things like slamming doors shut/sealing them behind him so that survivors like the main characters can't accidentally follow him into the thickest combat zones; or during a scene where he's in the same room as our survivors he can notice that they're not properly armed to adequately defend themselves against the oncoming demonic hordes, so he'll casually toss them his weapon as he moves towards his next target cracking his knuckles - maybe with a surge of red energy through his suit like he's activating Berserk. And of course the finale would have him swoop in and save (what's left of) the day in classic one-many-army style ultra-violence, allowing the last main character(s) to escape, only to turn around and dive straight back into it ("it" in this case being literal Hell, because that's where the climax would obviously take place) without hesitation, rest, or recognition. I think this approach would solve the two biggest problems with a Doom movie: characterizing Doomguy and trying to balance his power fantasy in-game persona with the necessary vulnerability characters need to maintain tension. The audience would be there to see Doomguy curbstomp demon ass, and they'd get it, but they'd also get characters that are more than just names given to future corpses. The plot would be simple, but simple doesn't mean bad: good characters and good action can make the simplest plot magic, ala Mad Max Fury Road.

A "Doom" movie with a Doom Girl named Joan Dark? Cant wiat for the Halo movie with Master Chick whose real name is Samantha Aran

"where does it say that doomguy has to be a guy?" "in the name doomguy."

"Boy, I sure wish Doom only had zombies and imps for monsters, and didn't have Doom Guy" - said no one, ever

They missed a huge opportunity to name the Doom girl "Crash".

"Joan Dark" "Joan D'Arc" Jesus Christ could you be anymore hamfisted?

Changing doomguy to doomgirl was actually a good move. Like, they knew the movie will be just a pile of shit, so they don't want to bring Doomguy in this mess.

When she runs to the health station at the beginning, I immediately shouted: PRESS 'A' !

Q: Who needs the Doomguy? A: This entire film.

*"Who needs a Doomguy?"* tweeted the actress, was the moment where I believe she instantaneously cuts another huge percent of the audiences interest to buy and watch a direct-to-video movie that's already "Doomed" to fail ever since its first trailer was shown.

"Two hours of one guy just running around and killing things over over and that's kind of boring." *angry John Wick noises*

13:55 "It'd just be two hour of one guy just running around and killing things" Expected hard cut to John Wick..

"A 2-hr movie about a guy going around killing stuff would be boring." Well choreograph action movies, martial arts movies, Shoot 'Em Up.

Just do hardcore Henry’s plot with doom characters easy

DOOM movie, no Cyberdemon "what a shame" - JC Denton

"If it was faithful to the game it would just be two hours of one guy running around killing things over and over" I'd watch that! Doomguy all the way

Watching this movie without dying is harder than Ultra Nightmare

This and Mortal Kombat have taught me one thing: the word "annihilation" in the title of a video game-based movie is always a bad sign.

The one thing you needed for Doom was Doom guy. You failed.

Doom 2005 is so underrated I actually love that movie.

"Doom annihilation is a film adaptation" That rhymed

A movie that was made in 2019 but looks like it was 20 years ago.

Hear me out: Hardcore Henry film style but Doom Movie

If a team who genuinely loves the game franchise, and had enough budget and time I feel a truly great Doom movie could be made. You could do a film based around the life of the Doom Guy (Doom slayer) who doesn't say a word if you found the right actor.

Dude, "Joan Dark" is OBVIOUSLY a reference to Jeanne d'Arc. And no, I'm not french, but I still know who she is, come on.

"Two hours of one guy running around killing everything over and over" damn it, that's EXACTLY what a doom movie should be!

The 'Fight Like Hell' cinematic trailer was a million times better then this

0:55 don’t be making fun of my boy criticaldrinker.

Doom 2005: Replace energy chain and mega explosion with being able to literally melt the fucking wall, that will do Doom Ass-something: Plasma rifle but call BFG

I love how this film has made people retroactively appreciate the 2005 Doom movie.

how to actually make a doom movie: copy hardcore Henry but with better effects and a doom theme. boom you're done, where's my golden globe?

When you create a movie with annihilation in title, you know that annihilation is what it will do to the video game(MK).

I want a Doom movie from the first person perspective, like in Hardcore Henry. If there's any movie type that would be perfect for that kind of thing, it would be a Doom movie.

""Imps show up to throw adobe after effect balls to the marines ?D I'm dying :D

Marines look like they dressed up going to go play laser tag.

i found this channel a couple days ago and i'm so glad that i did this guy is just amazing

Doom Annihilation is the most disappointing thing since my son.

This movie is literally aliens colonial marines, among movies.

I loved the parts where you added in the sounds from the game, there needs to be a cut of this movie with that done throughout.

I’m so glad I found this channel

"2 hours of a guy shooting things would be, kinda boring" I disagree sir.

Gman, if you ever get tired of games and want to expand your channel, I would totally watch your film reviews.

Just watched this and came here to see your review. I enjoyed the scenes you did with the Doom sound effects more than the entire movie I just saw. I knew I should have picked up beer.

Hahaha, "drunk and Irish is no way to go through life son"

Y'know, I think "I'M YOUR ULTRA NIGHTMARE, MOTHAFUCKAS!" might just end up becoming a punchline for military incompetence in horror cinema.

Doom movie could work if it was like Hardcore Henry. Silent protagonist, action and gore, secondary characters dying all the time.

I haven't seen the movie, and I don't think I will, but I really liked your review! I especially liked that you gave credit where it was due. You didn't just spend the whole video trashing the film, you also pointed out the parts that you thought were done well, and that makes me a lot happier.

I love how hamfisted the symbolism of Dr. Betruger’s name is. Betrüger is German for impostor, fraud, cheater.

If you want a "strung female character" shooting monsters... why not just do a Metroid film?

"Joan Dark" could also be a reference to Joan D'Arc. The movie is just oblivious enough to literally name the lead character Joan of Arc. That was my first thought when hearing her name.

Just because of your commentary I have subbed with post notes on, u r hilarious and have a none biased view of this film, me on the other hand loved this film, the previous film and all the games so yeh

Coming back to this video for a rewatch I'd like more these man

Seriously the way this movie it's recorded makes me want to puke, i feel like i'm watching some RU-vid parody done by RU-vid itself.

Here's an idea how the movie should went: - No Respond of any UAC Facility - Squad of Marines get sended to investigate - All expect one getting slaughered - Sole marine Survivor fights his way through demons. - finds out there was a mad scientist that is deep into hell cult and opened a portal to hell. - Finds the Doom slayer locked up or maybe fighting through the facility passing by. - Doom *MARINE* and Doom *SLAYER* teaming up to defeating the demons and mad scientist. - Cool action Scenes. THE END. took me 5 minutes.

I love your synopsis so much. I think the internet needs more of your reviews of bad movies!

I was done with this movie when they found William Blazkowicz, you’re just gna kill off a legend like that? A man who’s family killed a million Nazis and Hitler?

"4 more imps show up and start throwing Adobe fireball presets at everyone" Lmao! Corridor crew should make this movie

"Itll be two hours of one guy killing stuff over and over again and that's kinda boring" Hardcore Henry: am I a joke to you?

I don’t understand why its so hard to make a doom film you just put doom slayer in a space place and kill shit, shoot huge guns and chew bubblegum

Here's a list of things that are completely necessary for a damn good DOOM movie. 1. A badass Doomguy or Doomgal. 2. Ruthless and completely Wrathful to anything that gets in his/her way. 3. Give them a goddamn shotgun, chainsaw, and BFG. 4. Zombies with guns. 5. Believable Demons. *_Every_* demon. 6. Gore. Lots of Gore. 7. A main actor/actress playing the character should actually be respectful towards their source character. 8. ARMOR THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THE GODDAMN ARMOR FROM THE GAME LIKE COME ON!

"Everyone tried their best" 🎵 And I guess their best wasn't good enough🎵

I was hoping it wouldve been like HDoom

OMG! That bit where you dubbed Doom sound over the movie. Brilliant!

Love the Dredd call out in under a minute. Dredd was a criminally underrated movie and if you havent seen it I HIGHLY recommend it.

"They continued making the film for the love of the source material" Damn, that is some astounding optimism for a company that is Universal's equivalent to The Asylum.

anyone else notice that the dinning room on their ship looks ripped from alien.

I love the part when joan blew up the barrel and said "im your doom 2016 Bethesda incorporated!" truly a masterpiece

Good synopsis/review. Feel like I'm up to speed. Thumbs up. Thank you

Next stop: Dukette Nukem fights misogynist aliens

Just give us hardcore Henry with doom guy. I need that.

8:26 LMAO You just made the movie infinitely better.

A Doom film could potentially work while being accurate to the games if it uses the plot and lore of Doom 2016/Eternal, where the supporting characters add the meat to Doomguy's murderous rampage

This makes Doom with the Rock look like an Oscar performance. Hope they leave Duke,BJ and Kratos alone.

"2 hours of a dude shooting, and that would be boring" Bro never seen John Wick or Harcore Henry.

Holy crap dude, you are funny! I just stumbled on this video after seeing it on my side panel. Good choice! :)

I played the game every single day, it was my favorite growing up. Need the game back!

The “purple zombies” were supposed to be the possessed. But it’s not like they had the budget to make them look even remotely comparable.

"They continued making the film for the love of the source material" - ermm, sorry to bring it to you, but they did it only to secure the rights for the franchise.

Humor is about the only thing that keeps me alive these days. Since 2016 I've thought the only funny content on RU-vid was old H3H3 videos. Boy oh boy was I WRONG! Thanks GMan. You're keepin' my ticker tickin'!!!

Remember the live action trailer for Doom 2016? Stretch that over 2 hours and I’d be happy

Hardcore Henry is probably the closest we'll ever get to a DOOM movie

That “disarming the patriarchy” like was golden, my dude. 👌🏻

I loved when you dubbed the game sounds into the movie. Hilarious.

"and she disarms him like she disarms the partiarchy" Hot damn, you're an incredible writer. lols

Loved the OG Doom sound effects edited into the action scenes. I think we'd all rather watch Doom Annihilation : Gman Cut

i remember when someone tried to defend this to me that was funny

dude you're killin me

So, basically, the best thing to happen to this movie... was your review of it.

Honestly, it feels like another one of those film adaptations of a game where no one played the game, they just read the wiki.

The costumes are pathetic. They look like some generic soldiers instead of badass space marines in power armor.

What we need is just a movie that follows the DOOM 1993 lore. "In the future, an unnamed marine is send to a dead-end assignment on Mars. The Union Aerospace Corporation, which operates radioactive waste facilities there, allows the military to conduct secret teleportation experiments that go terribly wrong, opening portals to HELL. As soon as the unnamed marine gets off the transport ship, the vessel gets shot down by an unknown enemy. The unnamed marine enters the base from the hangar, armed to the teeth, ready to rip and tear." Film it like Dredd combined with John Wick and it's a done deal!

this movie almost tricked me into watching it. it was rated high on it's first week on imdb