Doom - Nostalgia Critic 

Channel Awesome please do a review on the movie A Face In The Crowd

Please anything but the puns!

Channel Awesome can you do ready player one

Channel Awesome YES THANK YOU I SAW THIS MOVIE ON A WIM AND LAUGHED ME A** OFF🤣🤣🤣🤣

Channel Awesome this came out 21 mins ago also your very awesome and can you pls review clue and then i think you can use the I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!! joke seeing as he is in it i say HE because i have forgoten Doc from Back to the future name

Impossiboru Shiiit.. The GHOST Of MARS is more DOOM than the DOOM movie

Ahem, slight correction: Doom (2016 game): "Hell is real, and I'm the scariest thing in it."

I love the 2016 game, there’s no pretension about it

Doom (2016 game): "Hell is real and we need you to control the demons so we can use the Argent Ener...and you don't even care, do you?"

you mean hell exists shoot the fuck out of everything

If memory serves, the reason for the change is, I kid you not, It was too similar in concept to Event Horizon, and they didn't want to be accused of ripping off that movie.

dragon1130 *FACE PALM*

They could have even used some of this plot to make a movie: Mars is being used as a 'prison planet' since the Earth is already populated enough, so sending the unwanted to Mars is the lazy solution politicians come up with. Scientists go to Mars with their experiments so they can quietly use convicts as their test subjects without inciting public backlash. All this 'evil of humanity' culminates in literal demons of hell appearing, killing off most everybody. A handful of the prisoners survive and have to work together to kill the demons and get back to Earth.

@@dragon1130 Well, they can use the defense of "we were first". However, in the first DOOM the tech the UAC was experimenting was teleportation, not MRL. They build a teleport to Deimos, then Deimos goes entirely to hell and from that teleport demons begin to spawn, kiling everyone on Mars but the Doomguy. As the sole survivor, Doomguy has to go to hell, back and forth to avoid demons using Mars to arrive to Earth. And that's it. That's the plot. There's a even a DOOM II, with even a more simple plot. Doomguy kind of failed, demons arrive to Earth and anhilate a very high percentange of human population. Doomguy goes to hell and closes the portal behind him, staying in hell and slaying frikkin everything to guard Earth from another attack. And then the Bethesda ones, which is actually a remake and a continuation, where Doomguy is enclosed into a sarcophagus that is a demonic artifacts by demons because he became the ultimate demon slayer. He then frees himselfs at the same time UAC begins with the teleport thing again, and again it backfires killing everyone on Mars. Again. And again, he goes to hell and back to stop them. And Bethesda's DOOM II. Where Doomguy kill demons. A lot of them. And something with Earth happens. 4 GAMES. It's entire plot is this. The plot of 4 entire games in a single paragraph. And they can't still get it right. For the love of, it's DOOM what we are talking about. It has no LORE, no backstory, it's just the most masculine, testosterone filled space marine ever made brutally kiling demons with cool guns while listen Heavy metal. Was that too hard to make? And if they can't make this right, do we really expect they are going to make something like Star Trek, universes that has more backstory that the frikkin real world, right?

that is the PLOT ..not the story...the story of doom (2016 at least) is much bigger than that

So that's why that "Wheelchair Demon" looks nothing like the original Pink Demon!

But... I liked Doom 3! And the original Doom! And Doom 2! And Doom 2016!! 😥

@Jesse Quarnstrom oh yeah, that did.

@@Phoebe5448 you say that as if most of them got hated on

voice whoops, my bad. I was just outlining the good ones too! But yeah I can understand Doom 3 being pretty bland. I liked it for the use of atmosphere and lighting. But I can agree with most that it was weak in some places. Like the story could have been better.

Mortally challenged does not make sense, though, as a demon is not necessarily immortal. Did you by chance mean "morally challenged", as demons are inherently "bad" by human and/or religious moral standards?

+Kode Kristian Except demons are immortal in the sense that they're perpetually long-lived. Also he meant what he said, which you'd know if you even knew about what he was quoting in the first place.

Living for a long time does not an immortal make. True immortality implies that nothing can kill the entity. All of existence could come to an end, but the immortal would remain, still just as much alive as before. Being unable to age (and thus being unable to die from old age) does not make you truly immortal as other things can still kill you, though this is often referred to as "biological immortality". Similar in one aspect, but not the same. UPDATE: Alright, so the comment was apparently quoting a statement in relation to Doom Eternal. Still, without context or proper signs of quotation, there is no reason to assume a quote is being made. As such, I responded to the comment as it appeared; as an original piece of content.

+Kode Kristian He's quoting the Doom Eternal 25 minute gameplay video that came out recently. Also by most definitions people view "immortal" just as easily meaning "can live perpetually" not "literally is impossible to kill" most of the time. So you now know perfectly well what "mortally challenged" would mean, and it's entirely accurate. Don't get semantic just to be obnoxious by saying "mortally challenged" (which is a joke phrase in the first place) is somehow inaccurate because there's two types of immortality, when the phrase is clearly referring to one of those types of immortality.

"Don't get semantic just to be obnoxious" So now you're trying to dictate my intentions, rather than trying to understand them? I am not saying it to be obnoxious, I am saying it for the purposes of providing an accurate image. For instance, I could also just say that "chocolate is deadly", which is correct for some species, but if I simply said that, most would presume I meant deadly to humans, which is incorrect. I should in this case add more context to clarify that I intended to mean that it is not deadly to us, or to clarify what I did talk about it being deadly to. Similarly, since "immortal" has far more meaning than just not dying of old age or natural means, one can be easily misunderstood if they simply call something immortal, while still intending for it to be killable by some means. As an eternal pessimist, I always assume the worst case scenario, so if I hear about an immortal enemy, you can bet I assume that my arsenal will be worthless.

i don't get it

Autistic Bacon00001 I think it's because the rock isn't extremely buff in this movie unlike now.

The Rock in 2005 was well proportioned now he looks like a roided out gorilla.

The Barona Native Bro the Rock is huge now, he went from taking just some steroids to taking ALL the steroids plus HGH and SARMS, he’s a monstrous 46 year old.

Yea I noticed this too lol. He looks really small here compared to this current build

Me: "For...the...Emperor...?"

@@noahgray543 FOR THE EMPEROR! AAAHHHHHHHHHH!

@@ultraunity9912 DEUS VULT AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

So there where Alexander Anderson end it up

@@painvillegaming4119 I understood that reference

He could’ve also done it in the 90s to

Have arnold be the demon killer, I'd watch it!

Or, or this might just be because he was the other Bitchin’ hell-guy, Ron butterfucking Perlman

Kurt Russel would be more fitting

@@PatZalatoris The Doom games took inspiration from the Alien films, but when you adapt Doom into a movie the Alien comparisons become even more noticeable.

The Rock is like Superman............. Now that i think about it, In fact that President Superman from Earth 23 Is Pretty much The Rock if he had had Obama's job and hair and Superman's powers

Haha say that if you actually meet the rock and piss him off enough to actually attack you.. (it WOULD take allot) but I'm pretty sure you would be intimidated by him

I don't know, I think Terry Crews lines up pretty well, too. Though then again... he's also a giant shredded dude who seems more interesting in being goofy and endearing than a generic badass. So the formula seems to work.

umm....john cena

Marius Møller this is true but all nice people are still people, they have emotions and limitations to their tolerances.

That’s mostly true

His penius

And yet he refused to play Black Adam as a villain

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Nice

@@rashidmuhairi6764 who cares?

Rashid Muhairi stop it

Wait he wasent

At least they went off on good terms

Starman Gaming did they tho?

Probably would've pulled in more people

Most plots you can think is a better plot than this movie

1,000 degree puns (*not clickbait*)

MrGear don't just don't

That cat's name is *"BAT-MITTENS!"*🤗

i mean it's not like the rock brought DOOM onto his resume.

Maybe it just wanted Bat Man to switch to A CAT CREDIT CARD?!

Annihilation looks unintentionally hilarious

Yes i profered The Old Doom movie more than the new Doom Movie

Yes exactly my thoughts

I disagree. The new Doom movie is as low budget as it gets, but at least it tries to be a Doom movie. I have no freaking clue what the 2005 one was trying to be but I can tell you this, it ain't Doom.

Sebastian Cintron the new one felt like there was a generic zombie script laying around and de used to stamp the name doom on it

Samuel didn't exist till 2016 but I see your point, I was expecting him to appear at least in his human form in the new movie but instead we got Betruger the old Doom 3 villain

@@dr.robotnick1888 I know

He actually worked on Mass Effect 3.

He actually worked on Mass Effect 3.

@@LukeMossman Bro replied to a 4 year old comment. Giga Chad.

Yeah that's great but... I was LFMAO!!

"Ha!!" ... "What's a dad?" 😢

And that's about it.

I remember it too. But wouldn't it make sense to have a more formal name to appear in technical documents, while "big fucking gun" being just a backronym used by marines? Like BING - "Because It’s Not Google".

Yeah, I understand where the writers were coming from with that move, but the name bio force gun is kind of weak

Agreed.

Actually...He said Big Fucking Gun

Well, I heard the original name for the BFG was Big Fragging Gun, which could've worked too.

Game Junky every movie would be better if nic cage was in it

@@AwkwardHypernerd413 Well, not all movies in the case of present time Nic Cage, but yeah.

Naw, he'd make a better bad luietenant.

Game Junky Would of been if Chris Hemsworth is DoomGuy or DoomSlayer

FrankJ.J. Styles what if Dwayne Johnson was the doom marine while Nicholas Cage was the officer. That way we could have the Nicholas Cage freak out for when he turns into the demon while Dwayne Johnson be the hero.

Yes,they did.

@@sgoc9499 And it sucked

@@makotoplush9776 for me,it was just ok, nothing really special,but also not horribly Bad. I haven't played the PS4 game so i can't really say anything

@@sgoc9499 I really didn't like Ratchet and Clank 2016 It's decent by itself but will seriously piss you off as a fan of the original game.

@@makotoplush9776 yeah,from what i've seen,they are really static on cutscenes and barely interact with each other.

Then make it based off the 1993 version where he was just Doomguy. You can have it be nothing but cool action scenes with him fighting demons and the longest fights being the Hell Baron Brothers, the Cyberdemon, and the Spider Mastermind which he uses the BFG (actually Big Fucking Gun) to kill and have classic one-liners since the game was a love letter to action thrillers like Aliens and The Evil Dead. By God, this should've been the easiest movie to make cool, awesome, a memorable. How does Hollywood fuck up easy stuff? You actually have to make an effort to fuck this up

im pretty sure doom slayer would cut more

He then ripped and tore its huge guts out.

it was a good time to be a gamer and doom fan

He really showed that monitor!

+Optillian 'Cuz if you're huge, you have big guts. To be ripped and torn.

Yeah good old times

I thought it was "blast frequency gun"

I can't find anywhere that it actually is an abbreviation as far as in universe; Bio Force Gun appears to be something solely for the movie and te manual for Doom 2 calls it 'big frigging gun'. I always considered it a designation code for an experimental weapon rather than what it would have been called if it had gone on the open market.

Honestly making a doom movie is probably Michael bays turn on

Bay would actually be a good match for Doom.

Actually,that would be right up his alley

The only movie I could Michael bay not screwing up so bad, I would say he may actually do a great job actually.

Considering everyone's opinion on this movie, he probably didn't deserve this.

The film obviously needed a Dr. Romero.

No freaking shit.

@@synchronizedelbow5702 yeah, a female one.

anything having to do with only having one bullet/round/etc is always badass

Tin Tin had a better “one bullet” line

@@mizuno1361 yea, Dean Martin used it pretty well in "The Sons Of Katie Elder". Quote, "I've got one round, and it's just for you!", lol.

I’m in space *Cut to the drug couch from the dragon ball review*

@@romania5106 S O L O G A N

a man can dream

But unlike DOOM 3... The movie version lacks Hell. Even DOOM 3 got that right with several journeys to hell and back. Sure, the movie took more from DOOM 3 then DOOM 1 and 2. Hell, DOOM 3 gave us the Cyberdemon as the final boss.

yeah but the fact still stands they compared the movie to the old doom games rather than the new and more recent Doom 3, a little bit lack of research there this time but oh well

Technically yes... But at the same time, the elements are taken more from the original DOOM series too. They took DOOM Guy's origin and combined it with DOOM 3's design for the demons. So the comparison is actually not a lack of research. The setting is similar too. Both happen on Mars and teleportation technology was involved. They even took a part from DOOM 2 and had a small invasion of Earth... just the UAC compound but its still on Earth. But lets agree.... DOOM (2016) was awesome! Make a movie about that one. The best designed demons and awesome weapons. DOOM Slayer is just as awesome as DOOM Guy.

I just want a movie that is about nothing but nonstop slaughter for like a good three quarters of the movie

I want a movie with DOOM Guy killing legions of demons in Hell while using every weapon from every single game. no need to set anything up... Just DOOM Guy killing demons. Its self explanatory lol

There was light in the movie

@@isdrakon9802 where? All I see is mid-90s dark-as-shitness that I'm used to associating with bad superhero fliks.

@@adamloga3788 it's in the first 10 minutes

@@adamloga3788 or American Graffiti

With lots of heavy metal

And maybe vega depending on where it is in the timeline

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*vomits blood*

or Doom 3 the prequel.

Victor Von Doom's lawyers would like to have words with you.

*Sigh* Hi 5, that was amazing.

...Gomez?

Kyle

It would spice up their relationship... Uhm... I guess?

Shady Doorags: It just means he is not allergic to female cats. :D

jmalmsten that would explain why their marriage went bad.

The Derp Chaos id like this comment but it has 69 likes

The Derp Chaos BRUH

No just just no

Ha

ya lol

Yesssssss.

vignesh great 👍

Karl Urban is already in this movie. Just tell him to act like Dredd. Voila.

I reckon Batista would be a great Doom Slayer.

Just get vinn diesel, he doesn't talk much from what I've seen

David Baird actually its apparently praised as good trashy fun for a direct to dvd movie so that actually makes the theatrical film even worse somehow

@@GalenNight no it’s not

that doesn't make sense

PhantomKitten Pretty sure that would only apply to the Halle Berry version.

PhantomKitten She left him at the alter, so it might apply now...

halosammy14 *KRABS intensifies*

I am surprised the haven't put that in the canons were batman and catwoman are not a thing ot in the canons were everthing is more comedic oriented like LEGO Batman........ It would give batman another reason to be afraid of catwoman as a thief and consider being in a relaionship with her a danger in a comedic series

Tadicuslegion78 Lol you haven't seen Alien vs Predator Requiem then

Wasn't one of the most famous Batman movies shot almost entirely in the dark

Lots of guns are big fucking guns. The BFG was famous because the devs were like, no, it's not a nickname, this actually is called the Big Fucking Gun. It would be awesome to see some scientists give it to a Space Marine and actually tell him "This is the Big Fucking Gun, because even we couldn't bring ourselves to give it a boring, technical name. We have design proposals for the Big Fucking Gun at the Pentagon, signed off by Commandant Dicksmash McIroncock." That's the whole point of Doom; you don't half-ass it.

The Doom universe isn’t supposed to make sense, it’s supposed to make my dick super hard.

There was a DOOM, DOOM 2, then DOOM (2016). We don’t talk about DOOM 3.

Final doom is actually 2 doom games, plutonia and TNV evilution, and if you count them, you can also count unique psone levels.

Spacceeee!!

No you're not!

God that first person scene was really cool

If you want a whole movie done in 1st person like a video game FPS, watch Hardcore Henry.

Cat Knight Was that movie any good?

I think so, its awesome, but people do complain about motion sickness, considering the whole movie is done in 1st person, but its pretty action packed and it doesn't pull back on blood and gore.

Cat Knight I might check it out. I skipped it as it didnt seem to have much of a story

this is a horror survival game, you are the horror and the demons try to survive

Doomguy doesn’t have ptsd because he is the ptsd

Doomguy..... The ONLY human Hell accuses of warcrimes

Demons are teens, AND YOU ARE JASON

@@jackcontrucci5672 Doomguy is secretly Chuck Norris's Long Lost Twin Brother!

uh he has already been there.

Is that you in the pic? o3o

TO SPACE!

SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Nostalgia critic' effect become so realistic, i cant even tell the difference. Its like he was actually in space

Ismael Ciulla: Somehow those ten seconds only get more hilarious every time I push repeat, I can't stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The one time he doesn't use chroma key is the one time chroma key would have been a real plus!

The most bland action hero ever who's also starred in way too many movies

So, Rock Month.

@@ClassicPCGaming Which one?

Journey 2 and San Andreas are fantastic movies. Rampage is ok, in the fast and furious was badass, jumanji is decent but not that good. Skyscraper sucks

@@rashidmuhairi6764 shut the fuck up

or perhaps even a Pauly Shore month!?

Either one of those would be so easy to do, but so much fun to watch.

barry elms I can already imagine reviews of The Scorpion King, The Game Plan, Planet 51, Get Smart and The Rundown

Jay Cerrito - Don’t forget Tooth Fairy Lol...

It does. This movie was just stupid.

It does but I mean come on do you thing that’s what the military would officially call it? At best it’d be the slang term marines in the field would give it.

He's one of the only redeeming qualities of this movie

Shouldn't be that sad, he had to start with shitty action films before he made it to huge blockbuster action movies. At this time in his career he was still seen as the wrestler who wants to act. Now he's the biggest star in Hollywood and is know as the actor who used to wrestle. Being in a crap film like this probably got him a lot of publicity too.

CRZ Centurion Shoot demons and give us OTT action. And the guy wasn’t ever established as a sadistic dude. He was criticizing inconsistent random character writing and little awesome action in a DOOM MOVIE

It's actually true on more things than one. This movie's plot was based on Doom 3.

Like Doom 3

At least the DOOM 3 game actually had demons

I like soon 3 but it's not Doom it's a good reboot to F.e.a.r Doom (2016) is DOOM

Doom 3 is almost a horror game, you can't have that with a group of Call of Duty mercenaries.

Totally not No One And then let them ruin DOOM 2016 too? No thank.

DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!!!!!!!!!

Totally not No One Sadly they are making a new Doom movie

No there is a bit clearer plot in that version but no they will fuck it up no matter what.It is hollywood we are talking abaut .

It doesn't need to be bad if they finally acknowledge what is spirit of those games.. sloucher and heavy metal! If they like game acknowledge absurd nature of this series and parody usual tropes of creature-feature action movies and slashers (like the game does), then it could work. Yes, we probably would need focus more on side of the station crew with Doom Guy running around and destroying everything independently (and demons threatening him as slasher villain ;D ). But it could work.. though it is unlikely that Hollywood would be capable to hire proper team for that, an probably miss the point like always.

That was their plan, it took them that long to make something worse

fun, very fun

So THAT'S why he killed himself (and everyone else early in the movie)!

No shit Sherlock.

D08 yeah.

Don't mind if I do!

D08 play all the doom games not just doom 2016 play doom 1993 - 2016

D08 Already have it.

On sale this week on Steam, btw. Literally finished downloading mine minutes ago.

Karl Urban playing the Doom Slayer himself? Huh, I can get behind that.

There's nothing about this idea that I don't love! And he can only communicate in grunts and growls or single words. I would also accept addition of one liners, carefully chosen to be as epic as possible. All the dialog will be provided by other characters

That'd be awesome.

Yes please!

Omg yes now I want a Hellgate London movie! I actually liked that game.

+WaterxDragon What kind of take out?

Channel Awesome the suspense of knowing what take out it is is killing me!

Dew it!

gamers in a container the suspense of that is killing me

WaterxDragon: *scrolling through RU-vid, sees Nostalgia Critic video* HOLY SHIT! *grabs phone, calls friends* IT’S TIME! SOMEBODY ORDER TAKE-OUT!!!

The audience cheered at that part in the cinema

Word. I loved it

Yeah Doom is one the better video games movies other than the original Mortal Kombat.

@@SuperMurray2009 Silent Hill is a good one too. It stays faithfull to the games and is entertaining too. In my opinion that's the best video game adaptation.

@@meganoob12 Really? I remember hating that one. Might have to watch it again.

That is true, but a majority of the fun of the game is killing the demons with awesome guns. To the classic game's credit, at least you had a weapon option when you ran through all your guns. No one just dies without taking at least one last demon with you 😎

In Doom (2016) it's called Rip & Tear, not Block & Parry

Knuckle dusters not bare fists

Kar en Took

Many people forget the Berserk Pack that exists in some levels that 10x the damage output of your fists, which could then take down Barons within 5-6 punches.

A Baron Of Hell? That's it? Not a Cyberdemon?

@@zombified_pariah7720 Wow, I didn't think anybody would reply to a comment I left over a year ago. XD I'll say this, even if the infection made Dwayne grow like 20 feet tall, where's he gonna get the cybernetic attachments to become a Cyberdemon?

@@Supercatandrewman 1: You think a year is a long time!? You must be new here. You should see the other prehistoric comments I've replied to in the past. Lmao 2: Maybe while he's carrying the BFG, he gets caught in a lazarus wave explosion and it gets melded into his arm? I mean, this is the same universe where people get turned into primal, feral animals by a single glitch in their dna! Nothing can be THAT far fetched at this point!

@@zombified_pariah7720 I know, I was mostly joking...

@@Supercatandrewman ...well cool!

Yes but to be fair Doom 3 was just a retelling of the events of Doom 1 but in a ungodly terrible way.

Nick Bleker and again the film did a good job capturing that feeling.

I thought Doom was pretty awesome. It's a fun sci for movie. It's not filled with near as bad things in other video games.

i liked it too, it took about five viewings to make that decision though, it wanted to be a horror but the studio wanted an action movie and well we got neither but it is very like doom 3, complete with being unable to see anything and far too much infodumping, archaeology and cod-science. But i did appreciate the lack of a romantic subplot!

Doom 3 was awesome, it had just as much action as the first game with some cool modern (for its time) mechanics. How dare you compare Doom 3 with this piece of shit movie

Or at least try harder!

傭兵Cloud but we want a LoZ anime movie soo *shoots you and goes behind a crate*

Or get someone who knows series and/or fans

傭兵Cloud FINALLY SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH FOR FUCKS SAKE

Seriously. This and Max Payne movie made me angry

been searching the comments for this specific fact that was overlooked in the video. Good job.

Been noticing the critic has been ignoring scenes from films so he can get a joke across. It's starting to become a problem in my eyes.

hard to really like his stuff now when he does shit like this. doug..................you fucking up.

Because its still called the Bio Force Gun

To be fair, a bunch of scientists would probably want to call it a "Bio Force Gun" because it's not clinical to call it a "Big Fucking Gun"