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“You know, What is the deeeaal... with Dr. Samuel Hayden? I mean, he looks like a robot, but he has the voice of a smoker! Can’t decide whether he needs a system update or a nicotine patch.”
+"WeebySpice" "George, you're wasting the ammo! They're not that tough! You need to save it for the Cyberdemons and the bigger monstrosities George! C'mon!"
whats the deal with demons? first you let them into your reality through an interdimentional portal then they thank you by slautering every one in your research station
Kramer: Doom Guy? The main character's name is actually, Doom Guy? Librarian: It's true. Kramer: That's amazing! That's like an ice cream man named Cone. [Laugh track]
Jerry: “You’ll never believe this” Elaine: “What?!?” Jerry: “You know that bunny I just got?” Elaine: “What about him?” Jerry: “Remember those demons? Elaine: “Ya just spill it!” Jerry: “They killed my bunny” Kramer burst through the door Kramer: “WHAT! JerryIheardwhatyoujustsaidthat’ssomethingyacan’tstandforyiugittagetbackathoseguys” George pops in and grabs some cereal George: “JERRY! What happened to your bunny I just saw what happened!” Jerry: “Those demons came and took him down George I wasn’t there I couldn’t stop them!” George: “Well, whadaya gonna do?!” Kramer: “That’s..what..I’ve..been..SAYING! You gotta get back at em Jerry” Elaine: “You need to just kill em all that’s what we’d do in grade school to girls like that nasty Whitney Huberts, eww” Jerry: “That’s real sick Elaine ya know that? But it might just work”
*Later, Kramer is shown returning the chainsaw with a busted motor and chain dangling off it* Kramer: Here ya go buddy. Told ya I'd bring it back. Giddyup! Alright see ya later Jer... Jerry: Wait a minute! Kramer! What the hell happened to it?! Kramer: What happened to what? Jerry: The chainsaw you stupid idiot! Look at this thing! What'd d'ya do to it?! Kramer: Oh well one of the pinkies they uh, they got a hold of it... Jerry: What?! HOW?! Kramer: I dunno Jerry, those things are unpredictable! You know how it is. Jerry: Well, you're paying for it, that's for sure! Kramer: Aw c'mon Jer, be reasonable! Jerry: Don't make me get out the BFG Kramer! I mean it I'll do it! Kramer: AAAAAHHHHHH-ALRIGHT! I'll pay ya Tuesday.
@@slickryder If not getting laid brings one to such heights of this Absolute Human Awareness that I just witnessed! Then I choose not to get laid my good sir!
Surrounded by imps and cacaodemons, George asks Doom guy for a few extra shotgun shells, Doom guy denies, although he has plenty on his person, *"You know, we're living in a society!!"*
Elaine: Excuse me, I'm sorry... this is embarrassing, but there's no shotgun shells over here. Doomguy: Are you talking to me? Elaine: Yeah, I just forgot to check, so if you could spare some... Doomguy: *shifts away slightly* No, I'm sorry. Elaine: What? You can't spare it? Doomguy: No, there's not enough to spare. Elaine: Well, I don't need much, just three shells would do it! Doomguy: I'm sorry, I only have three shells! Now if you don't mind... *Elaine dies horribly to a cacodemon*
"How I've longed for this moment doomguy, the day that I would finally have the demons I needed to haul you out of your cushy base and expose you to the flames of Hell as the human that you are! a human so vile--" NEWMAN!
@@Roman_Waves According to him, not Doom, apparently. Eternal was literally what you'd get if Doom 2 and Quake had a baby, and that's all I wanted out of it.
Kyle McGillicuddy I looked through the lore. they're from another realm but were adopted by hell and joined forces. the spider mastermind is their leader.
Kramer insists on using only the chainsaw when he plays, claiming it makes the game "more realistic." Jerry dates a girl who creates a new file with every save, instead of just saving over the existing file; this vexes him to no end. Elaine blames her poor performance in deathmatches on her mouse, claiming the ball "sticks." George beats the game in record time, and is able to impress women by telling them about it . . . until it is revealed that he used cheats.
Jerry: we go to id software and tell them we have a game about nothing. George: Exactly! Jerry: What’s your game about? I say nothing. George: There ya go! Jerry: .... I think you may have something here!
"Hey Jerry, do you think I could get a Twix?" "THERE'S NO TWIX ON MARS, GEORGE. You should have bought one up before we left!" "I can't stand this... I only picked up 25 shells for my shotgun! Do you think Ted Danson would have gotten 25 shells?" "Will you stop talking about Ted Danson? He wasn't even deployed to this sector!"
"You know... My friend Bob Sacamano happens to have found this bag... It is a WwWwWwWiiiild baaag! It has FIFTY SHELLS on it..." "FIFTY SHELLS? Wow. I could get 40 and sell the other 10 for I don't know... a Twix maybe?" "Yeah, you definitely could get THOSE on Deimos..." "What do you mean, Deimos? There's only one moon on Mars!" "Nah, this is what they want you to think..."
Blazkowicz: "So, essentially, you chose rifle over a woman?" Doomguy: "It was a boomstick." Blazkowicz: "Yeah. You know what I just realized? Suddenly, Caleb has become much more normal than you."
* Pops in through a door. Meanwhile there's a bright red, demonic light behind him.* Doom Marine: "I'm on no sleep. NO SLEEP. You don't know what it's like in there! All night long I've been ripping and tearing and that light is burning my brain." VEGA: "You look a little stressed." Doom Marine: "OH I"M STRESSED!"
Jerry: "Where are we? I don't know. George, where are we?" George: "I don't know." Jerry: "Hold on, let me ask somebody. Excuse me, where are we?" Cyber Demon: "RGFRLRGTKJDYEKDJFLL!!!!" Jerry: "Hey, I'm on the phone with the police!"
Cleveland Rock I wonder if game charachters like health packs because they taste good. Like chocolate That would mean health upgrades would be even tastier
Hey Jerry, can I borrow your car? My mom's coming into town this weekend George, that isn't your mom, that's a cyberdemon bent on world domination Well.... That's not much different is it? Fine, just don't tear up the seats
i actually spent like an entire afternoon researching the columbine for no reason but morbid curiosity, and it turns out the one kid may have made a doom wad that was a map of his school. help
@@charbomber110 guys, whats the deal with the plasma gun? I mean, it's just a minigun but you have to factor in projectiles! I mean, c'mon, who would use the plasma gun when you got a minigun?
