Dorothy’s Most Sarcastic Moments (Part 2) | The Golden Girls 

"oh my god, they're tearing down mattress world" had me d e a d.

I'm a 57 year old man who went through almost my whole life ignoring the Golden Girls because I assumed it was solely a show meant for little old ladies. Boy was I wrong. Golden Girls is a wonderful show, expertly written and acted. It's a riot.

"She colonized life on Venus" - pure classic.

"When they defrost Walt Disney You'll have someone to go out with" LMAO

“That little floozy stole Blanche’s clothes” “It’s like having Agatha Christie right here in our kitchen”

Dorothy: "I single-handedly ruined a man's life today." Rose: "Which hand?" Dorothy: THIS HAND!

Dorothy: Have you ever given a eulogy? Rose: You mean at a funeral? Dorothy: No Rose, at a pie eating contest! 😂🥧😂🥧😂🥧😂

"Like having Agatha Christie right here in our kitchen." I can never get enough of Bea Arthur's comic delivery. 🤣🤣🤣

I wished I had a mouth like Dorothy. But know when to really tell someone off. But also have the wisdom to know when to keep my mouth shut. Just saying. Have a great day everyone

It's like having Agatha Christie right here in our kitchen! 😂😂😂😂😂

“Didn’t Aunt Teressa have a heart attack?” “Aunt Teressa didn’t have a heart.” “Uncle Nunzio?” “Uncle Nunzio died to get away from Aunt Teressa.”

“Rose I have an even bigger scope for you, Mars bars are made right here on Earth’’ 😂😂😂

I have 2 favourite Dorothy lines: “To feed the cat Rose” “In what Blanche? Dog years?”

Have you found her? Yes Blanche, 'bout a half hour ago, but now I've hidden her again so you can find her.

"Well, she can skip the east wing, Rose." :D :D :D

"It's amazing... Beneath that thin veneer of superficiality somehow miraculously there's another EVEN THINNER veneer..." So true 😁

Blance: They got ma jewels Dorothy: Well, I can see they didn't get your cocaine Love that part 😂

"Take her in. Where?" "Around the in-seam, Rose." 🤣🤣🤣

Sophia: Was that a plumber? Dorothy: No, ma, no. It was a little girl selling girl scout toilets

My favorite sarcastic line from Dorothy is oh God Rose what did you do on Father's Day

That little floozy stole Blanche's clothes.....hahahaha gotta love Rose

"I single-handedly ruined a man's life, today" "Which hand?" "THIS HAND!" One of the most memorable exchanges I look back on. That and "yeah yeah yeah, ON THE LANAIIIIII"

The costumes are amazing. The 80s were very chic and colorful. Everything in women's clothing had shoulder pads, even sweatshirts!

Love this one! The little man who lives in there, who turn the light on and off" he will tell you. Longlive Bea. Rest on

"Go to sleep, sweetheart. pray for brains" "I expressed myself. I told them they had to leave, they were too ugly to look at." And every time Dorothy yells, "MA!"

Omg “there tearing down mattress world” 😂😂😂😂

No, Rose, at a pie eating contest.

👼🏻Rest in Peace in Heaven Bea Arthur 👼🏻❤️😘❤️🤗💕🕊️

LMAO! Dorothy takes me all the time with her remarks! They are all hilarious and Golden Legends! Wish we can get more shows like these nowadays!

My mum and l both enjoyed the show. I would even look at her at times and say “ Shady Pines Ma “🤗

Anybody rewatching this after learning about the passing of Betty White? Rest in peace golden girls

Still the best show hands down. Petty as hell.. Love my girls 😂😂😂

“ Beats down on your fanny” means something rather different in the uk 🤭😍😂🤣

“Oh my god Rose, what did you do on Father’s Day??”

My best friend got me into this show and I’m so glad she did! It always manages to make me crack a smile, especially Dorothy’s sarcasm. 😂

Rip rue bea & Estelle

I’ve watched all seven seasons four times this month alone😂

When Rose decides to learn Spanish and only speaks Spanish in the house. Rose "Si" Dorothy "Gee Rose if I closed my eyes I'd swear i was in Ecuador!"

I still can’t believe all four of them are gone now R.I.P. Golden Girls🥺

*SHE COLONIZE LIFE ON VENUS* 😂😂😂

“Oh my god they’re tearing down mattress world” 😂

Dorothy is the best at delivering those sarcastic fiesty lines 🤣🤣🤣.

She can skip the East wing Rose 😂😂😂

When I was looking for the ketchup, my mom asked me what I was doing and I said the “Little man in the fridge” line and she laughed.

Dorothy is really bad-ass 😄😄😄

Dorothy was my favorite and when she passed away my heart was broken .🕊

“To feed the cat Rose” had me crying and laughing for half an hour the first time I saw it...

Rest in peace to all of them. They made BILLIONS of people laugh. 🌹🌹🌹🌹

I wish I had a Dorothy for a wife

I grew up watching reruns of golden girls and I’m pretty sure Dorothy is the reason I’m so sarcastic

That show wouldn't be the same without Dorothy and Sophia... 😊

"sun beats down on your fanny"... *laughs in British*

I’m so glad TV Land learned from the mistakes of older videos and got rid of that annoying background music. Thanks guys!

Dorothy was definitely my favorite one ❤️

"That little floozy stole Blanche's clothes..."

They are the best!! I watch the reruns all the time.

Her chanel earrings! (Eulogy/pie eating contest scene)

Funny! 0:07: I find out you can cook baked Alaska locally. 0:12: And Mars bars are made here on Earth. 1:15: She colonized life on Venus. 1:20: Have you ever given a eulogy? 1:26: No, Rose at a pie eating consist. 2:31: Beneath that thin veneer of superficiality is an even thinner veneer. 3:37: Oh my God, Rose what did you do on Father’s Day?

Dorothy is my spirit animal!

I always liked watching the Golden Girls. I liked Sophia and Dorothy when they would be sarcastic towards Rose and Blanche.

“Oh my god Rose! What did you do on Father’s Day?!?!?!”

1:26 No Rose at a pie eating contest🤣🤣🤣

“When they defrost Walt Disney” hmm interesting 👀

I'm always smiling when I watch The Girls.

Thanks Bea Arthur for ... well helping me get though life, your right Bea! F them all! ⭐️♥️🌺

Even Bea Arthur's eyes stare daggers at people (mostly Rose/Betty).

"Eisenhower used less chalk planning D Day!"

"She colonized life on Venus." 🤣🤣

My fav golden girl, forever and always ❤

“It’s like having Agatha Christie right here in our kitchen! 😂🤣😂🤣.” I’m about on the floor!

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE THE GOLDEN GIRLS!

The character of Dorothy rivals Edith as one of the all time greats on tv.

the golden girls are so amazing

Oh I love you TV Land, thank you for being a friend

"It's like having Agatha Cristie right here in our kitchen." While I can appreciate the sarcasm that there is an insult to Ms. Christie. LOL 😂😂😂

It's neat how Rose mispronounce La LAW TV series

She can skip the east wing lol

03:29 - Rose! 🐽🤣🤣🤣

RIP the girls 🖤🥀🥀🥀🥀❤️

Before Chandler Bing, there was Dorothy! I gotta watch this show

I can watch this over and over again

Dorothy's memory about her grandma in the wheelchair needs that final bit where Dorothy fools Rose about seeing "a go-cart with two really big back wheels" after grandma was missing. Love that part.

The real GOLDEN GIRLS. Can we get another show like this in these days???

0:50 why do they have 2 copies of the paper in the house? 😂😂

"They're tearing down Mattress World!"

My all time favourites are: "No Blanche, she's upset because they keep changing the taste of coke" "No Rose, at a pie eating contest" "Lawrence of Arabia, Rose" "No Blanche, with a Venus fly trap" "No Rose, I'm developing photos from the Magellan space program" "I don't know Rose, maybe Mary Poppins has an Italian cousin" "The Liberace marquee at Caesar's Palace"

I love ...when Sophia has the interview with the Nun ...my mother wont mind if I sit in..Sophia ...think again!!’ Dorothy: id sit outside , but there don’t seem to be any SHADY pines to sit under ...lmaooo

It may have taken 21 years for me to find the golden girls. But I'm so happy I found them. Mainly because of Dorothy's sas. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

RIP Betty.

Oh my god there tearing down mattress world lol

The fact that three women who went through menopause 30 years prior are talking about needing "protection" is something you don't want to hear when eating....but its funny as h3ll

Dorothy was always my favorite. I want to be just like her when I grow up.

And who do you see when you look at me Blanche, Joe Pepitone? 😂🤣

Rose: Whatever happened to her? Dorothy: she colonized life on Venus XD

An absolute classic! Thanks for all those wonderful lines, the perfect comedic timing. Love this show, then and now.

They are tearing down mattress world.😂😂😂

The Thin Veneer of superficiality.. is yet an even thinner veneer. Yep.. that blanche to a T.

I am a senior and was around for the original series when it aired and I can tell you I loved it then I love it now I can't tell you how many episodes I watched in reruns I couldn't even count

The mars bars is my favorite

Bea Arthur actually created the Golden Girls