Double Life #5 - The Long Reach of Death... 

i am so sorry 😭 you will always be my soulmate, my rancher.

man it’s so upsetting and so tragic that they died apart… tango raising his shield to the air, not able to do anything to protect jimmy… i hope they enjoy their pancakes in the afterlife…

Time steps for myself 13:48 - Death 14:45 - Still dead. 15:12 - Yep. Still dead 19:10 - pancakes. 23:27 - You’re still here? It’s over. Go home. Go.

Tango sacrificing his audience retention for the sake of not spoiling what happened is great. Thank you sir, your service will be remembered Also : Pancakes !

I like to imagine the black screen is Tango talking to Jimmy, while they’re both dead. Waiting for Jimmy to pass on so he can also. Maybe in their afterlife Tango will wake up in a wonderful rendition of the Ranch, and he and Jimmy will enjoy a breakfast of pancakes and fruits, with ingredients from the ranch, together. Maybe they’ll spend their afternoons raising the horses and the goats and the cows without a worry that everything they’ve built will disappear. Maybe, there, the world will be kinder to them than it was in Double Life.

11:48 Tango: They tried to bury him alive, it was horrific. Etho: *laughs*

Tango's delivery of "Why Jimmy. Why?" will go down in history.

You two have been the most bullied in this season and y'all made it so fun. may the ranchers rest in peace.

During the end, in the void, I'm imagining Tango and Jimmy just chilling eating pancakes lol

It's so sudden from Tango's POV, just a swift and frightening death on a nice, well-lit path in the night. Also, pancakes! Really nice to have that extended video duration so you won't know when it's coming even if you know it is.

“I’m a professional” last life flashbacks when Ren put down that minecart

I have to admit,Tangos commitment to letting us know that he's still dead is admirable😂 Heavenly Pancakes for the Ranchers!!!💓

I love how Scar complained about his horse's health when he'd just shot it twice himself

*The Premise:* Greens and Yellows live in harmony. Reds are enemies to everyone. *The Reality:* Greens and Yellows split up, scheme, and backstab each-other. Reds form an army of vengeance. *The Official Snack:* Pancakes.

Scar: shoots his house twice Scar: criticizes Tango for not taking care of the horse Great series! Hoping for more. PANCAKES

I always love tuning into this series, and I wish the ranchers enjoy their void pancakes as they wait for whatever comes next

Love that Tango's last moments were just him admiring the roads 😂

Oh golly... Oh fiddlesticks... Oh pancakes... I was really hoping we'd see another surface warden. P.S.- I feel like instead of the blackout, it would have been WAY funnier if the video just abruptly changed to Hermitcraft with no explanation.

I absolutely love all the animatics based on this where it's just Tango and Jimmy eating pancakes.

I hope Tango and Timmy are eating Pancakes happily in the afterlife

Sorry Tango, it’s only canon when jimmy is the first to die and first to be off the series. And I love PANCAKES!

Tango frantically holding up his shield to thin air while taking phantom damage from his partner. Minecraft professionals

I’ve been team rancher since the beginning 😭 really loved the team up with you two. You work really well together and are just generally Fun. Hope you and Jim are enjoying pancakes in the afterlife

IDEA: Undead Life - when you die, you come back as a hostile mob with all their traits (kind of like Dead by Daylight.) All have night vision. Skellie have infinite bows. Zombies strike with picked up items. None can swim (unless turned to drowned). They burn in sunlight unless they pick up & wear armor to protect from daylight. They cannot build anything so must survive with what's around.

Scar: "this horse has not been cared for" Also Scar: SHOOTS HORSE WITH ARROW I love pancakes.

When the 4 yellow lives are more dangerous than the 8 red lives, there might be an aversion of power somewhere.

I love how when scrolling through the video you can see the most viewed/replayed thing and where it spikes from the text. Also, people saw those last lines and sped off with it to make angst.

Well they had a good run, but was doomed to die first though tbh… Loved Tangos POV and may the PANCAKES be heavenly lol

Listen, I absolutely LOVE that everyone is reading so much into those last few sentences on the screen, and everyone’s feeling so much weight behind them. But. But guys. Guys, it’s from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. It’s - it’s the end of the movie. I love adding weight and meaning and emotion to an ending, and I can absolutely see why it feels that way in this context - I felt it too! It’s so sad to see Team Rancher leave us! - but I also can’t stop laughing thinking about how Tango was probably just trying to make a fun reference, and everyone is just sobbing over it in the comments lmao. TL;DR: Go watch Ferris Bueller. It’s iconic, and I’m applauding Tango for using that reference. Well done sir, I salute you lol. Also, pancakes are the bomb.

When you need at least a 20 min video. 13:50, death. 14:45 still dead. 15:10 Yap, still dead. Pancakes. 23:28, yes I am still here. 23:31, even if it is over. 23:35, I don't want to go home. 23: 38, I don't want to go. Fine. See you later.

This was super fun, wish the two of you lasted longer, was such a good duo! I hope you guys are enjoying pancakes in the after life together

The Ferris Beuller call back made me smile. Thanks for the LOLs.

Can we just appreciate the fact that this is the second time (I did not watch 3rd life) that Tango uploaded a life series video, about 40% black, just so that nobody could get spoilers by the video time, even though he knows that could beat his audience retention? Edit: 1.1K IN 9 HOURS BRO WHAT? Also, for all the replies saying I spoiled it for you, comments of a video are LITERALLY the place you talk about the video to others, and to the youtuber themself, so I don't see why people enter comments even before watching the entirety of the video.

I have a beautiful image of Jimmy and Tango sitting with all their ranch animals peacefully eating pancakes - resting together at last

love that scar burnt the tree to bait you over but you guys didn’t care 😂😂

I'm going to miss you guys in this! Thank you for the craziness with the Warden! Too bad he didn't turn scar into a pancake.

Can't wait to see Jimmy's side of all this. Unfortunate for you, Tango, that you were paired with the canonical first person to be fully out every season. Them's some rough PANCAKES.

"Pancakes" I love that you blacked the video just to make it look like a full episode by the time so viewers wouldn't be spoiled with a short episode time. What a genius way to avoid spoilers.

Noooooo it's over too soon! Flattened like pancakes 😭 Thank you for the amazing and fun series! ❤️

After this sudden end to a fun series I think I'm gonna sooth my nerves with some pancakes.

Ah shucks, I was really rooting for _The Ranch_ throughout the entirety of the series. Popping in a couple of Wardens during the final hours of the smp would’ve been quite the sight. Alas, the _JimmyalwaysdiesfirsteveryLifeseries_ curse continues to persist. You made a valiant effort, ranchers. Pancakes!

I can only imagine how amazing the animations are going to be, and the lore of those last sentences in the video! An Omnipresent being just saying “you’re still here? go home”

Man. Finally able to watch this after being busy with school when the series aired. I need some pancakes after this. Rancher duo is my favorite

Wow! That was as great as a stack of PANCAKES! loved the extended episode so you don't expect it to happen! Also the very end of the video was so funny. I don't know why it made me laugh so much!

While your series was a short one Tango, it had many golden moments. You dying, and meeting back at spawn with Jimmy, the Ranch burning down, and of course setting Rancher's Revenge loose.

I will be having pancakes for dinner and seasoning them with my tears! Y'all so deserved better. You guys were the most functional pair out of everyone and each episode was pure dopamine. Tango, thank you for not defaulting to constant teasing when interacting with Jimmy. Yes, he has said repeatedly he's fine with it but that's been all his interactions with people on screen, for years. So finally seeing someone fully on his side was just the best. You two have gotta do more together, Maybe a phasmo stream?

Super Crazy Awesome Pancakes! Love your good-natured playfulness.

funny how i was eating pancakes while watching this episode, and didnt even know it was so fitting until the end :D RIP Tango, great series

Can't believe you got those 15 wardens up to cause chaos! Okay, jokes aside, it's sad that you were caught in the Jimmy curse crossfire, good thing you'll be able to sit down and enjoy some PANCAKES! whilst you watch the rest of the havoc occur on the server :) Awesome video

I like how he extends the video to trick the viewers into thinking that he didnt die, very cheeky indeed, also "PANCAKES"

well PANCAKES that was so funny, defiantly thought it was going to be hard to top last weeks laughs. Somehow discovered i wasn't subscribed already, this has now been rectified i don't know how it had gone unnoticed for so many years by me. Its a clever way to make your episode run to length, well played.

PANCAKES! I'm impressed that you included so much blank footage at the end, to avoid spoilers by video time. Well done.

Barely just watching this, and I'm kind of upset they died. I was hoping Tango just had a secret warden horde kept somewhere and was gonna release it out during the finale of DL. It would've topped Grian's wither spawning from Last Life.

Was secretly hoping you two would win this series! You two are such a good dynamic together it's been so fun to watch (can't wait to have pancakes after tea tonight)

I hope this eventually makes its way into the playlist. I was worried the red life didn't get recorded.

Man, that's crazy. Tango will live forever in Minecraft in our hearts. Have a participation trophy full of pancakes.

OH Jimmy.. But the bloodthirst of the Reds are beautifully scary. PANCAKES!!!

Don't you love how Tango assembles all the reds to kill Grian and Scar then immediately after cornering Scar makes a deal with him which let him live.

I enjoyed rancher pov so much, you guys were amazing! Im so sad you were the first to go tho. I binged the last three episodes of your series while eating pancakes, it was great

I remembered that one moment from lastlife Lizzie: I bet on Joel 18 seconds later Joel is red

You think I wouldn’t stay till the end? You, dear sir, are making pancakes for dinner with that thought /jj This was a great series and I’m hoping Jimmy and Tango interact wayyyy more in the future because they have such a great dynamic!! They may be dead in double life, but forever living in my heart

Such a shame, couldn't have went out wrangling up a host of wardens to wipe the server clean, creating a zone of death that would slowly spread out to truly enact the Rancher's Revenge from beyond the grave, and spread the joy of a platter of pancakes to greet people when they joined you! Was great watching you two, the mischief you got up to was great and it's a shame that the warden got neutralised in terms of danger and then life so early - the episode of obtaining him was extremely nerve wracking.

Totally fell over like a pile of pancakes. Tango well done.

PANCAKES! lol yeah I'm still there watchin xD always love to see you in these series! Sad way to go out tho xD

:)) wow I am so excited for this episode from my favourite, least kidnappable, unkillable ranchers. hope it goes well

Man on a scale of one to pancakes this is a solid pancakes, and yet still makes me waffle because of the bittersweet chocolate and memories we’ve made.

Waffles are pancakes but with built-in holders for whatever you want to put on your waffle or pancake.

Pancakes. I can't wait for the next season of this! Timmy and Tango were so sweet, bit of the underdogs, as everyone is walking all ofer Timmy, but fun to watch.

I really wasn’t ready for the ranchers to die. I probably would have never been. A really really (really) great and surprising duo to watch. Never would have thought they’d make such a great pair. Just a really healthy friendship when maybe Scott’s and everyone else’s teasing seemed to go a bit too far this season (or maybe its because we finally saw someone not tease and belittle Jimmy and got to see him actually thrive and show his true skills. That is… until Tango felt comfortable enough to bring up the teasing again. Then Jimmy immediately died. Weird). I am very (very) sad that we will probably never really see them this much again. (Ps. I know that Jimmy is alright with being the fall guy for a joke, but i personally dont really find it that fun to watch someone be seemingly relentlessly bullied with no one on their side, and no let up. It was fun to see someone on Jimmy’s side for once (for the most part)) Stupid Pancakes. I don’t want it to be over. It’s not fair. They never got their revenge. I know it’s just a silly Minecraft game but it’s midnight and I already miss the ranchers. ….Hey Tango, you know how flower husbands got a happy ending… could we possibly, maybe get the ranchers a happy ending? One last goat horn call?

Aw man, at least the trend of Timmy dying first continues lol. I was hoping for a bit more but at least one elimination was guaranteed this session Sidenote, I've been having pancakes from McDonald's for like days and they're not that bad. I mean, on the menu they're hotcakes, but everyone knows what they actually are

“You’re still here? It’s over. Go home. Go.”

Golly Gee Pancakes, that was rough. I loved yours and Jimmy's dynamic. R.I.P the best rancher boys

What a rollercoaster of events! I was concerned at first since there was no boogeyman in this series, but this is officially my favourite Life Series now. I hope you make more videos with Jimmy again, Tango. I love you guys' dynamic

I’m so sad that you and Jimmy went out first. I was hoping he’d break the curse! You guys were so fun to watch together, I loved the ranchers and the storyline you put together. PLEASE can you guys collaborate more in the future!!!! Edit: pancakes :))

Enjoyed ever second tango sir. PANCAKES! okay going now LOL

Me just vibing and watching this episode during breakfast while eating pancakes.

It’s so sad to see such wonderful members of this series get squashed like pancakes… best of luck next season, I suppose!

Our poor canary, and he took you with him :(( This was a wonderful series tango, thank you and I hope to see more of you and Jimmy in season 4! (We really hope there’s a season 4 :)) And yeah, pancakes for you and Jimmy in the afterlife

Does anyone else love the Ferris Bueller quote?? Love it, great series!

Loved this series! The end was quite ...chaotic but thats great to see. PANCAKES for everyone who stayed!

Team Scott and Team Martin burying Jimmy, a red name, was hilarious. They know he don't pose as a threat to them lol.

hmmm, Pancakes! Always a pleasure watching your shenanigans :)

Pankcakes! Always love watching your series, Tango :)

"The long reach of death." Jimmy in thumbnail. Understandable.

Poor Tango. Destined to die first thanks to being paired with Jimmy, the man who has never not died first nor lost all his lives first in a life series. Ah well. It's ok, tango. Brush it off, and have some pancakes for breakfast tomorrow. Those always make me feel better.

(spoiler marker in case) god, that's such a scary, sudden, and sad way to go out, considering there was nothing you could have done to help that situation at all. i kept seeing different POVs but it seemed that nobody directly saw it happen, you both seemed to be alone at the time so nobody really witnessed your deaths. it's one thing to get killed by an enderman on hard mode but it's a whole other thing entirely to watch as you cant do anything to stop yourself from dying to one from hundreds of blocks away. you can only watch as your health depletes and runs out. truly a tragic ending.

Lol the 'WHY JIMMY WHY" killed me. Also PANCAKES!

I'm gonna miss you and Jimmy as a duo so much. It wasn't a long series but it was a great one. Rest easy ranchers 🥞

I loved the part where Tango and Jimmy said "its pancake time!" and wardened all over the greens

Here we are when life turns awry like pancake! flipped over to finish his fry.

Items flew like confetti of sadness... Have some pancakes to dry the tears.

Dang, the most anticlimactic death, but very good episode regardless, team rancher will live on in my heart!!!! My favorite team. Rip to tango for being a casualty of jimmy’s dying first curse. Also. Love the PANCAKES!!!

i am going so feral over the fact that jimmy was first out again i cannot even put it into words. the universe really just hates him doesn't it? and to an ENDERMAN as well?? not even another player?? sighhhhhh. here tango, take your gd "PANCAKES!" comment, yes i was scanning through the black screen for a "SIKE L nerds you fell for it we actually won" but alas, there was none :,) the ranchers were definitely my favourite duo this series, if there was ever a team up that we never knew we needed, it was jimmy and tango; loved watching you two interact, i hope we see more of it in the future!

Loving the reference to Ferris Bueller's Day Off

PANCAKES! The whole black screen dialogue at the end felt so Monkey Island.

Been trying to think of something to say all day while I process the happenings, mostly just "Aaahhhh"... You guys were great! Favorite team for sure, it was always awesome to watch your videos and see you and Jimmy uplift each other with such positive energy. Your perspectives were always exciting to watch, especially since you two were often apart. You both delivered great content this season and if there's ever a 4th run at the Life series, I hope you return and get to build some awesome traps and continue making fun videos! I looked forward to your perspective every week and have been doodling your characters the whole time, because broke soulmates who care for cows and put up HOA signs by day but summon demons from the underworld by night is such a vibe and you both played it well with a ton of passion and positivity that made it clear you were having fun. That's the best. Loved watching you put the warden plan into action! I can only imagine the work that goes into stuff like that and I loved every second of it. Spontaneous thought, but perhaps consider naming one of the Decked Out wardens Rancher's Revenge in honor of the best son... He shall live on in our memories. We'll miss you guys next week! I know recording's over by now but... Rest well! You delivered a quality season and it was awesome.

The statistical odds of Timmy dying first in 3rd Life, Last Life, and Double Life is a 1/3332 or 0.00030012% chance.

Pancakes! Sad to see you both go you were honestly one of my fave couples in this series! You and Jimmy make a great team!

I appreciate the Ferris Bueller reference. Also pancakes

I love the Ferris Beullers Day Off finish. The only thing missing would be tango in a robe telling people to go.