Double Team - Nostalgia Critic 

Lol fr

Okay that's funny 5:42

never tried yakuza games but after what you said i legitimately will play it after finishing this video 😁👍

Hell yeah! Freaking sweet! 😂 17:10

@@Natsu-jf6br start with Yakuza 0

GET IT?

@@artbargra AVGN: "NO! I DON'T GET IT!"

FRYING THE COKE!

he wouldn't survive by a coke machine but rather a fridge

Then we would have Nuka Cola, wich would be stolen from Fall Out

+Urso Minar No, don't you understand? Coke machines are indestructible.

dasuberkaiser6 ok how?

+Urso Minar Did you watch the scene?

fury road cant compare to this masterpiece of a climax. they had everything to try to do it but they could not do it in the end.

See it or Flick it. Now, if this movie had them fighting, while swinging from long stripper poles on top of small economy cars, while being driven down the small streets of Vienna, while Rodman followed on top of a Van playing a flaming Saxophone. That would have been a PERFECT. It could hav been at least 5X more of an epic build up to the colosseum final battle.

+RileyRivalle2 Baka Cow?

+Zachara Idiot cows?

*baka cuts

***** . Let me see a good movie and double take being what it is doing what does best it's a good movie being fed into comedy action

It sounds like bankankanks

+TrueTreeRadio The best about it mostly is that now we get a way higher resolution, some of Critic reviews are only in 240pp

its true nostalgia

+Ian Baker nostalgia-ception!

Sprite cranberry apperently solves family dilammas during the holiday season

RC cola is said to make 2020 get in line.... But let’s face it, NOBODY would drink that regardless.

Dr Pepper will cure cancer.

Fanta is the acceptance of gay rights.

@@jacobschmidt2771 Not to get too real, but I know someone that's apparently not working for... but they drink diet... 🤔

Abbot Alex Murphy must've blessed that particular machine.

The COKE MACHINE will LIVE! ...and happily continue selling an extremely unhealthy acid-sugar mixture that probably causes heart attacks and diabetes, to children around the world.

Who cares... what happened to the poor Tiger? And I guess the coke machine lived.... must be from the same company that made the nuke-safe Indy 4 fridge...

Urs F Oh, well the Tiger was launched into space, where it slipped through a dimension hole. There an alien race gave him human-level intelligence. After some decades, in the year 2050, it fell back on earth, where religion was abolished, robots are politicians (as it was discovered that they were clearly more efficient than human politicians) and zombies form the proletarian workforce. Because of his intelligence and his psychic powers, the tiger is made a police detective in New Chicago and solves crimes with his partner, a half-zombie half-robot with a crab hand who is afraid to swim, called Adam. The personal goal of Detective Tiger is it, to find and devour Jean Claude Van Damme, the leader of the old mutants, as this was his last assignment while still being a tiger in that Colosseum, thus coming to peace with his old savage nature. So, thats what happened to the tiger. Are you satisfied now?

WJZAV No, why would religion be abolished? That's just ridiculous.

Extremist Atheists took over and forbade all form of religion and worship to a higher power. They imposed the Atheist Inquisition, which job it was to find believers using torture and espionage, burning anyone who was even suspected to be a believer at the stake. People would often denounce their neighbors as believers to the Atheist Inquisition. Every religious worship place, like temples or shrines was burned down. In their place round Atheist monuments were erected, where all the people had to come to every Sunday to swear never to believe and they listened to a scientist, who indoctrinated them with the final truth, that there is no higher power. Of course, anyone who dared to question the scientist and imply that there might be something and that nobody could really know, would be immediately impaled before a cheering crowd of non-believers. All this lead to the Atheist Wars, as other Atheist fractions thought, the monuments should not be round but rectangular, as this is clearly more logical. Then there was another fraction which thought the monuments should be triangular and the scientist should wear a blue instead of a white coat, to symbolize the universe. Then there was another splinter group, which thought believers should be melted in acid instead of being impaled or burned as this is way cleaner and in the scientific spirit. Then there was another......You get the idea. All this fractions accused each other of performing Atheism wrong and therefore needed to be wiped from the face of the earth. Detective Tiger didn't give a shit about all this. He was just following the law. But there was a big shocker, when he found out that his partner Adam was secretly a believer, which put Tiger into turmoil as he didn't know if he should follow the law and arrest his friend or let him slip. Anyway, that's why religion was abolished. Any questions?

Nice Looney reference there

No… no it didn’t

Coke is god. Coke will save you, or Coke will kill you. Drinking Pepsi is heresy.

Albus Kane (Because I can't wait two more Months to renew this comment chain) And, as always, Coca Cola is always best with it's original recipe! You know, the one where it contains coke (the drug) as well. That's the one I'm talking about.

didnt this review come out before tommyknockers? or did you see tommyknockers first then this review?

I saw the Tommyknockers review right before this one. I was just going through NC's reviews rather randomly. So this back-to-back coke machines was a funny coincidence.

@@cliffordshafran9250 okay, i actually did two

+PDJ004 Not really, typical frenchie trying to speak english.

*Belgian.

Albus Kane Belgian's trying to be French by speaking in a French accent while being from a country that says they're Belgian but insist on speaking like Frenchies. Typical! :-P

Belgium has 3 languages, french dutch and german, and the good jean claude can speak two of them.

Honestly, Jean Claude Van Damme sounds dignified compared to Tommy Wiseau because of the scene in the room where he says, "I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bull$hit. I did not hit her. I did not! Oh, hi Mark."

thats how i wanna die. that or an avalanche of naked strippers.

@@arthas640 😂🤣Someone film that

+Shawnee Longbow Watch carefully. It counts up to 1 minute, then explodes. So 56 seconds = 4 seconds before the bomb blows up. Still doesn't excuse the moronic agent locking himself in, though.

I never noticed it was counting up instead of down. Good eye.

+Gnrlshrimp Yeah and if the villain had time to get out of the car that guy sure as heck did. I completely agree with the Critic on this one. Of course he wouldn't look back, he'd assume the guy wasn't so stupid that he'd lock himself into his car. He just wanted to mess with him a little XD.

Yeah it would of been cooler as Rourke walked away he took a comedic double take back at the explosion.

+Skullhead 3107 I WAS FINDING NEMO TODAY

***** Ok, you've had the worst day here :-D

MY COKE WAS FRIED TODAY!

+Skullhead 3107 you think thats bad? I fell in acid today.

I should've made that my yearbook quote. lol

Lol I love how you have to include yourself in that pairing

@@charlottecorday8494 Damme and Rodman are a very odd duo. But Van Damme, Rodman, and myself would probably be one of the oddest trios of all time psychically and psychologically.

it's a basketball ball term the team on defense has two men guard a single man instead of just one.

+Inexplicable Enigmas It must be. Just ask Pikachu, he learns it pretty early.

+Jelala The Lone I was thinking it was sex related.

Lol okay

Yes, but they've uploaded this video twice now here.

I thought Jurassic world was good.

Yeah, his new reviews are too preachy!

+Harou Mensah Post nineties but dennis would say Gotta have the D :P if that commercial was made back then

"fuckyou,mr.belvedere- DIET COOOOOKE!" "dietcokedietcokedietcokedietcokedietcokedietcoke-"

+Chris Sullivan oh wow lol

you mean the falling in love?

+Ian Baker Belgian Waffles *are* irresistible.

+Chris Sullivan I prefer the subtitle saying:''Whoopi Goldberg teamed up with a gun assault...'' !

+Uh1GO 11Kbeta Horny seven minutes in XD

Yeah, actually. Back in that one scene where they were taking the baby, Pepsiman came out of nowhere and drank a Coke.

I understood that reference

Braindead. Peter Jackson.. i KICK ASS 4 THE LORD! 😂😂😂😉

Kurachi84 You can make the meme just go to meme generator.com

LegoGuy87 90’s Cinema logic

You’ve not seen Commando?

This is something X-Men Origins: Wolverine would later take notes on… … Hollywood will never learn!

Oh myyyy

Same.