Rob Christensen - Drug Smuggling - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored - Extended 

Just in case no one's warned you. Intros that last longer than 10 seconds on youtube generally run off viewers. Also giving the punch line to a joke in the intro destroys the joke. That's why it's called the "punch line" its last, it's the thing that gets laughed at after the comedian has spent his whole set warming the listener up for the laugh but you guys done murdered every joke you've uploaded. Luckily I noticed it happening so I skip to 60 seconds in every video you upload.

Please give ari this show back smh

I liked the other guy ari for a host.

Thanks for ruining my experience 😁

eric silva 😂😂😂😂

Now I wanna watch that clip 😂😂😂

XD

mexican got on boots... CC

Mitchell... This is gonna be bad Mitchell..

Hahaahahah exactly he nailed it

Lol

Me too

is this from there too ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-7pEBLmK9fSc.html

Literally read this as I heard it😂

Agreed. You can't tell stories like these and deliver the lines wrong.

This is probably my favorite T.I.N.H I've watched. Almost every line is hilarious and he tells it perfectly

James Cairoli Same. I just want to punch that obnoxious fuck in the face. So. Hard.

James Cairoli just posted the same.

AHAHAHAAAAAHAHAAAAAAHHAHA

Shutup, dude. That's his friend Gary.

gary's got a stupid laugh. "EH HAAA HAAA"

Gaaaaree

It's not a full blown one though some words only

Caleb C nah, that’s a strong one.

@@dfreeman13 my girl is from fucking Bensonhurst in the BK I think I know what a strong accent is.

@Linda Reyes bk is brooklyn new york

I literally came back to this video just to hear him say that line, I love how he says it, it replays in my mind constantly

Thats also what I’m doing here lol

Present

You should sit on my face.

Poor Horses, though. Legit sad and awful.

And give them horse tranquilizer, aka ketamine.

It's impressive that he can remember all that while being on Ketamine.

I really hope they shared with the horses

Zero Zero Dude I stopped the video about five minutes ago because of that and that's all I hear now. I think Opeth should help, though.

HAH HAH HAAAAAAA

That Fucker is drunk or high or maybe just dumb.

Willie Boats is a bitch who ain't gonna do shit!

8:53

he should have ad libbed hey Gary stop laughing so loud.

lmaooooo

His dad is actually pretty disappointed that he’s trying to talk like a black gentleman

Jeremy Hodges 😂🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

Chris young You should be disappointed in your ignorance and attempting to appear above another by being racist.

Facts!!!

My bro, and other known associates, for (famously, imo) stopping at green lights. Lol.

My ex did that 🤣

Just go to your happy place....

I wish I would have been older at that time hahaha

Hahahahaha bro stop repeating yourself!

Astral, wtf are you talking about?

Black Jesus It's the internet, idiots are plentiful.

Lol, well told. Came full circle

yeah that was so weird, like did she think she was funny or something?

And I’m pretty sure the directors of the show would tell the audience not to heckle while they are filming.

Alo Bre I think it was a flattering imitation kinda remark. As in she liked the way he said it. I mighta done the same thing, just quieter.

To be fair I repeat something someone said if I think it’s funny. It’s like a reflex,, I’d try not to a comedy show fs, but I don’t mean it badly, and I don’t think this lady did

yookie yookie yea as a black person I can confirm she learned it from her grandmother

Did you see him in the crowd?

Crank Lucas My G! Where’s Them spiser noises

Crank Lucas IM AN OVERDOSER

I be reading the comments of a lot of videos and responding. This the most random comment I ever responded to...

Crank Lucas what up crank! Huge fan of the channel im subscribed with notifs on lol keep grinding big homie!!

Yall aint know that sinbads bastard son! 😂😂😂

oh my god you're so right! LOL

brownguy903 I woulda never even fucking noticed and this is my 3rd time watching bro lmao

Didn’t even peep that. Good catch... now it’s EVEN better story

oof

worrrd

Thank you kind sir! Every time I watch one of these I first check if someone made a skip intro comment! :)

Take your like

Matthew Browning i

Steve Harloha feel the same way man

Definitely definitely definitely

Hoooo yea aloha 808 cheee pono

It was a great set, the people who get to hear the set when he nails it are even luckier then we are to get to hear the set.. I feel it could have been even better if it was cleaner/smoother ,he broke from style/tone/and timing he had set at the start of the performance.. I can't find anymore from him, I'd really like to hear another full set from him..

best story teller on this is JIm Breuer and his bombing in Sears story, by the end I'm crying laughing every time I hear it......."That guys a a sspect!"

Chris Biolaw I was waiting for that one. Police here in eastern europe keep the drugs to resell them, Ive lived in England long enough to know that's a bit more of an issue in the west. I still curled up laughing on like half the story, just brilliant.

George Mirchev what a dick move by the eastern european cops man

I knew some guys who bought coke from cops, it was cheap cause it was stolen. That said, ketamine was legal in Mexico in the 90s you didn't even have get it from veterinarians, you could just buy it over the counter at normal pharmacies.

11-14 forward clicks skips by it

At first I hated. Now I feel like I get it. Kinda. Kinda enjoy it.

@@carlosargueta5449 cuz u have no soul & let the advertisement industry brainwash you bruh...u weak minded gump

they're just long enough to roll a joint,

@@marklewis4793 u fast boy

MollyTsab It's just the sad sacks who go to comedy shows and sit there stonefaced, too afraid to laugh.

The worst part is that others regurgitate the same comment. Bunch of bitches and followers. I enjoyed it.

I didnt even notice him.

Yeah I didn't notice him either!

I didn't even notice til i read the comments

Holy shit I'm not the only one who noticed!

Holy shit he'd be a dead ringer for a movie, good eye.

I'm in recovery as well and love this type of humor. I fr loved this set! Also not to be weird but I hope you're doing well ❤️

You can with ketamine... Lol

I've ran stables with around 40. It's not that hard

@@elbolillo2703 yeah I work with horses full time. I've worked in several barns, including one of my own.. so far none with more than 30, but I don't find a 30 horse barn to be particularly crazy

@@hywodena sweet goat you you got there lol

@@elbolillo2703 yeah they're cute 😄

Omg yes

james strong wait until 41 brother and enjoy those last 5

Which drug, for research

Was it actual DOC or DOC as in "drug of choice?"

@@newusernamehere4772 my drug of choice. At the time it was etizolam

Did you toss it away or did you fall back into it? Just curious

@@Mohammed_plt 100% relapsed hard

Fedi Klai he was pushed to the Edge

Sadie Crook they played with hand grenades

Ness G THEY GOT KICKED IN THE HEAD

He laughed at that "white guys don't get shot by cops" line....and he SHOULDN'T HAVE!