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Doug Stanhope - On Freedom 

Doug Stanhope
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Find tickets at: www.dougstanhope.com
November 11
Orlando, FL
Back Booth
November 12
Tampa, FL
Crow Bar
November 13
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Culture Room
February 18, 2011
Nashville, TN.
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@olivernewsweekly
@olivernewsweekly 12 лет назад
We need more people like this guy....
@troycassidy6177
@troycassidy6177 2 года назад
He is like the Highlander there can be only one.
@1man1bike1road
@1man1bike1road 2 года назад
a workmate suggested stanhope almost a decade ago never looked back
@khalilhmissi4641
@khalilhmissi4641 2 года назад
it's not about who said it, it's about what is said,,, we need more people to believe what this guy is saying because there are a lot of prophets but few are those who listen
@christopherhoyt7195
@christopherhoyt7195 2 года назад
No we need less. His mindset is obtuse and he seems to know it. You can hear it in his voice falling apart when he says "Keep tray locked in upright position...." Civil liberties are not meant to establish rights to endanger other people. That's why the tray tables are up, seat backs upright and seat belts fastened. You see, nobody owes you the invention of the airplane or access to it. Airplanes are not naturally occurring and are the result of lots of hard work performed by manufacturers and the airlines who operate aircraft. Therefore, if you want to fly, you must pay them for the work they have done in getting this aircraft ready. Also, there are some rules so you don't jeopardize all their hard work and everyone else's safety over your self centered desire to not want to put a seat belt on during the most dangerous phases of flight. Since an airline industry is of such immense benefit to everyone, the government has made these safety best practices, the law, but I can see how this logic would elude a drunk. Trade offs bring about a better life, not an absolute presence or barring of freedom. That's why we vote to determine these trade offs as they correspond to 21st century reality. This is what was intended by the words of the Founding Fathers written in the US Constitution. Amen.
@edgythehedgy6661
@edgythehedgy6661 Год назад
@@christopherhoyt7195 founding fathers, constitution, and amen. Wow, do you have a singular independent thought or do you just lap up the koolaid you mongo? People enact laws almost entirely out of fear, and fear as we know is one of the most primitive and unenlightening emotions. Hence why we end up with asinine rules that over-constrain our lives in the guise of safety.
@HAPP_SLAPPY
@HAPP_SLAPPY 5 месяцев назад
I just a video with Johnny Depp explaining how his friend Doug Stanhope told him he could smoke on stage because it’s considered part of a performance. So I looked up Doug Stanhope. How is this guy not as famous as George Carlin?
@chriskuhn6130
@chriskuhn6130 5 месяцев назад
If you were a fan of GGW in the mid 2000's, at least the ads, you've seen him before. Agreed though, with notable words missing, but agreed.
@ChristopherMHeaps
@ChristopherMHeaps 26 дней назад
Look up Bill Hicks next
@piercebrand1
@piercebrand1 6 дней назад
He doesn't want to be. He gets more pleasure from smaller venues. Doug and Joe Rogan are best friends, he did a pretty big interview on why he is the way he is.
@deltahomicide9300
@deltahomicide9300 Год назад
Reminds me of Carlin's philosophy on comedy: make the audience uncomfortable but gain their trust to come along on the ride.
@Torgo1969
@Torgo1969 14 лет назад
"Most people want security in this world, not liberty." - H.L. Mencken
@laura.r.1693
@laura.r.1693 Год назад
"Most people in this world are idiots." - Fact
@johnnunya5428
@johnnunya5428 9 месяцев назад
There's a Benjamin Franklin quote to go with that one....
@KernitTheFont
@KernitTheFont 3 часа назад
Security gives us liberty.
@texaschizophrenic
@texaschizophrenic 14 лет назад
Long liver Stanhope. I like how he separates the reality around us and the reality we create for ourselves.
@CameronBrtnik
@CameronBrtnik Год назад
he will definitely out live his liver! 😂
@rivergross5346
@rivergross5346 6 месяцев назад
Well said. Hope you’re still alive
@stevehooe118
@stevehooe118 2 года назад
My three favorite comedians,bill biurr Dave Chappell,and my favorite Doug Stanhope,this man is a comical genius
@nothingforyouhere418
@nothingforyouhere418 2 года назад
Hell yeah. I thinks hes the best
@johnnunya5428
@johnnunya5428 9 месяцев назад
Shit... I always go with George Carlin, Bill Hicks, and Doug Stanhope. Truth to power with logic an that hard kidney punch!
@hoghed
@hoghed 8 лет назад
"Free-is-when-ya-don't-hafta-pay-for-nuthin'-or-do-nuthin'; We-want-to-be-free!" ~Frank Zappa
@louismarinrenaud416
@louismarinrenaud416 3 года назад
Parents, parents, fraaaance
@scottbak769
@scottbak769 4 месяца назад
Free as the wind
@GuitarSlingerJ
@GuitarSlingerJ 13 лет назад
Deadbeat Hero is my favorite comedy album EVER
@border_collie7991
@border_collie7991 5 лет назад
He’s underrated
@DavidKarlsson-ti6sb
@DavidKarlsson-ti6sb 22 дня назад
I love this guy.
@kevinmckay4799
@kevinmckay4799 3 года назад
he needs a netflix show
@littlewigglemonster7691
@littlewigglemonster7691 2 года назад
Fuck no
@bobnewton1064
@bobnewton1064 Год назад
Put 30 days in the hole on it
@urasoul
@urasoul 5 лет назад
"If you don't like it, why don't you leave?" - Just get the requisite paperwork first and contract with numerous corporations to open a dialogue with other nations that are either mostly or totally already dominated by the same limited thinking you don't like. Sounds legit.
@Jasonthehammer
@Jasonthehammer 3 года назад
Facts right here!!
@daverychling2970
@daverychling2970 Год назад
Exactly
@bodeezy
@bodeezy 14 лет назад
Stanhope pointing out the hilarious/sad truth.
@jackthetford7558
@jackthetford7558 7 месяцев назад
Been with this guy from the beginning... Stanhope rocks.
@scottbunn1222
@scottbunn1222 Год назад
MOOOOOOTHER
@dickdouglas443
@dickdouglas443 11 лет назад
"Give a man religion and he will starve to death while praying for a fish."
@cowboyanimal6700
@cowboyanimal6700 3 года назад
atheism is the cringiest religion these days.
@therat1885
@therat1885 3 года назад
@@cowboyanimal6700 have you listened to Kanye donda?
@colby69420
@colby69420 3 года назад
@@cowboyanimal6700 it’s not a religion
@itookallthenames
@itookallthenames 2 года назад
@@cowboyanimal6700 keep praying for that fish
@cowboyanimal6700
@cowboyanimal6700 2 года назад
​@@itookallthenames Better than living in a free society. I'll take my chances thanks. Let me know when shit gets so bad that even the atheist begins to pray.
@tammydow6112
@tammydow6112 Год назад
Best comic I have scene in years.
@artgeometrix6346
@artgeometrix6346 4 месяца назад
What a legend. I hear you Dougie.
@andreynikolaev4015
@andreynikolaev4015 Год назад
the comic my tears pour down my ears. the truth.
@bitwhys3920
@bitwhys3920 2 года назад
Best stretch on "bullshit" I've heard yet
@salt_viking
@salt_viking 11 лет назад
So true
@pjviitas
@pjviitas Год назад
Genius
@richardstemle6019
@richardstemle6019 3 года назад
Thank you.
@thethird1967
@thethird1967 2 года назад
He just articulated why I gave up my residence status.
@ValleyJeff84
@ValleyJeff84 5 месяцев назад
Stanhope needs to be the press secretary for the whitehouse.
@briane810
@briane810 2 года назад
“You were born free, you got fucked out of half of it and you wave a flag celebrating it.” Happy 4th! 🥴
@kenyang7050
@kenyang7050 2 года назад
Fucking legend
@Thagros
@Thagros 12 лет назад
Fucking love Stanhope. Just wish he loved stand-up comedy still.
@LockSteady
@LockSteady 10 лет назад
You know the big sign on the wall that said: "Stop trying to be Bill Hicks!" Stanhope is just like, what? I'm not being like him. My jokes are actually funny.
@mrbrown5417
@mrbrown5417 5 лет назад
Both kill I love Doug more tho
@ChristopherMHeaps
@ChristopherMHeaps 26 дней назад
Stanhope seems more impotently angry than funny to me
@liquid6901
@liquid6901 2 года назад
Doug's liver will give out before Giuliani's; that is the world in which we exist.
@FuhkYub
@FuhkYub 3 года назад
It's not a hack premise, it's a fucking felony...
@weezershamonic
@weezershamonic 10 лет назад
AMERICA!
@modurhead
@modurhead 8 лет назад
+Blaine Mahoney Uhmerica
@cquilty1
@cquilty1 Месяц назад
1:12: Yes, cutting hair is a skilled trade.
@somerandomvideos645
@somerandomvideos645 Год назад
Most valuable part you cut off Coz those are bad arguments but for a reason, if you will hear the last part, it is gonna make you think about ur personal freedom
@garywheeler60
@garywheeler60 9 месяцев назад
Well did you compost the fish guts..!!??? Hmmmmmm and do you have a license for this campfire??!! ....Doug kills it......
@holybigbang
@holybigbang 11 лет назад
the sketch 1:33 got some bill hicks qualities
@stevearle
@stevearle 2 года назад
Now watch it again Freedom Convoy.... (Yer not free.)
@michaeldowson6988
@michaeldowson6988 9 месяцев назад
I've met the general public. I want laws!
@xitsox
@xitsox 12 лет назад
The laws have been written for slaves ;)
@goshomladenoff3037
@goshomladenoff3037 3 года назад
This is law school.
@Intuition11111
@Intuition11111 6 лет назад
Published on 11:11......
@kynismos
@kynismos Год назад
You are born totally depended on other people.
@denysarcuri1213
@denysarcuri1213 Год назад
Just another anarchist. I'm not complaining; I just call 'em like I see 'em.
@culpster53
@culpster53 13 лет назад
@WhatDoUThinkOfThat Because if it a certain video gets enough views the algorithms that be decide commercials are warranted and thus they must pay the artist and in this case its technically a copyrighted material so being RU-vid they would rather shut down one video whilst letting another spawn down the chain.Wink Wink
@lumenknight5673
@lumenknight5673 Год назад
80 year old corporate spokesman from rockstar do what thou wilt Dionysus party cult
@stevearle
@stevearle 5 лет назад
Sadly this rant is even more relevant as human nature adopts it's "All Weather Cop out Stance" ... of "That's Just the Way It is "... YES QUOTES!!!
@MommyLongerLegs
@MommyLongerLegs 2 года назад
Sounds like social contract theory.
@Badgerinthenight
@Badgerinthenight 13 лет назад
@texaschizophrenic Can you elaborate on that please? :)
@liveintehpast
@liveintehpast 2 года назад
You know its sad but true - Metallica
@aidanmagill6769
@aidanmagill6769 Год назад
Yeah but maybe if we just vote harder next time...
@scottbunn1222
@scottbunn1222 Год назад
Can we just say this man needs to train our rulers on how to human properly n shit
@jackt5617
@jackt5617 Год назад
Sadly, in 2022, things in this country have only gotten worse.
@texaschizophrenic
@texaschizophrenic 14 лет назад
@texaschizophrenic live* =/ But liver too because he drinks a lot!
@ihopcsx
@ihopcsx 2 года назад
This is so true its not even funny anymore.
@hooverdog1957
@hooverdog1957 12 лет назад
Why would you wish such an unprincipled job on Doug? Doug doesn't want to hang around with a bunch of sociopaths that want to run your life. Doug doesn't even vote and if you do I would reassess this futile waste of time and energy.
@eitanlieberman2076
@eitanlieberman2076 2 года назад
Doug…We The People…well, thank creation that we ask for help and forgiveness…not permission haha. Keep Bisbee Natural… oh wait! It’s a self flushing toilet! Back to taking care of Life on All levels…you radical DEMYSTIFIER! Thanks for always holding up a mirror and for doing always right by your love ones through think and thin. Sorry for bleeding on your car…y’old softie. Now what we gonna do with our NATURAL WORLD??? I want to make a world where Doug Stanhope and Bingo WANT to have 10 kids together, move in the old good-natured hippies to be surrogate grandparents and stunt doubles…Doug and Bingo for the people of Bisbee! King and Queen…no paperwork required…no polling numbers needed…Automatic! Natural! Spontaneous! Easy! No competition…no hate…no sacrifice…no wait! Holy shit…we gonna die sober and well…after we live as long as we feel like living! Glad we were brought together…proud to call you family! Say hi to GERONIMO for me. He didn’t think The People needed licenses to fish either…Tom Wheeler wanted to keep parking free in Old B…me?! Keep it local, keep it pedestrian and keep it free…power to the powerful people! Time to resume THE NEVERENDING STORY…commercial break is over…back to our Natural Programming aaaahaha. The truth is so much better than fiction…wait till we use inner space to explore outer space…aaahha. We The People créate life together. Thanks for bringing yourself to the game. Time to level up all natural. Life is magic. We are magic. Natural law…is no mystery. We do not come from preachers. We come from master teachers. Life is made to be loved. Any other teaching is false. K much love. Meth is a hell of a drug…Nazi mindfuk. Life is to love, to create, it is given to us, the way it works can be understood…but life was not created to be understood. It was created to live…in love…and gratitude and awe….awe family…too good. To infinity and beyond!
@thestraydog
@thestraydog Год назад
How's that word salad taste, babe?
@Cinepobrefilmfestival
@Cinepobrefilmfestival 8 месяцев назад
$50 fine for fake fishing license on non biodegradable paper
@vernonmarsh
@vernonmarsh 7 лет назад
Well Doug, that's how civilization works. We can live together with relative safety in large groups because there are rules and most of us follow them.
@davidwright296
@davidwright296 6 лет назад
You mean, as a question; to choose who you decide to judge you, would you still accept that if the same people wanted to murder the beliefs of your family and or you? while its being continuously told to you with treats that are shown on tv that you will be harmed? would you still support that? who decides who is in control of the larger groups before your next?
@davidwright296
@davidwright296 6 лет назад
dont get mad i could of wished and hope you live forever in unbearable pain in hope to die but just couldn't as as the world around people crumble suffering from human urges as they feel their world they created burns inside and out them as they live forever seeking food they cant eat nor water they can drink the only ability to vast as they walk a desolate world walking in eternal flame
@davidwright296
@davidwright296 6 лет назад
you like the beach imagine it being hotter then the hottest day with no water forever..... is how other people might think.... just try and do better for others, the rewards arent always seen but trust me they truly are much greater
@davidwright296
@davidwright296 6 лет назад
what would you say if this was against you and or your beliefs and again indulge me what was america before america was america i just hope your beliefs are not an absolute
@davidwright296
@davidwright296 6 лет назад
every one thinks they have more then they do the whole wold became lies
@zeusnitch
@zeusnitch 2 года назад
I love Stanhope but this bit rubs me the wrong way because "wE LivE IN a SoCieTY". It's easy to complain; now how about some solutions to the Sartrean hell that is other people?
@LeeZaslofsky
@LeeZaslofsky 9 месяцев назад
Ha! Ha! "Bleed from the ass!" Now THAT'S profound! Real deep! But not funny.
@anthony6929
@anthony6929 Год назад
File a w8 Ben and have your employer file a w8 Ben e....then you no longer have fica taxes taken out of your paycheck...legally...taxes are a voluntary contribution
@efjefe
@efjefe Год назад
Exactly
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