DR. COX'S RANTS - ALL OF THEM [SEASON 1/PART2] 

He was the show 99,99% of the time

Just a mild "Yeah Duh" is appropriate.

All JD had to do was keep his mouth shut.

4:12 "Think of what little patience I have as... Oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it'd be with you, until that one night of junior year, when you were feeling a little down about yourself, and your pal, Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well he brought over a copy of 'About Last Night' and a four pack of Bartles and Jaymes. And 😆🤌👉💫, *bahhh-dow!* It was gone forever... 😒Just like my patience is now."

This kind of doctor would make you quickly forget you are even ill. :D

Worst grade school teacher ever.

You're gold

@@arturh.5197 oh hush Tiffany and do better then. It's just a push to be the best.

@@arturh.5197 Whatever you say, Priscilla.

Jajaja me too!

Goddamn

Yup that's what being a Father/Mother is, while being a parent is about keeping up the appearance

Lmfao

chronicoco me too, first time I saw this episode at first I though he was being a jackass for the sake of being a jackass and then after the rant I felt as if I had disappointed Dr. Cox myself, because there was a deep reason for this and I didn't see it coming.

My mom had me do something like this when I was teen acting up. Everytime I see this part I always think of her

This lesson didn’t have context though. Dr Cox should have at least told him that he wanted JD to fill his own one out so he would learn something and not act like it wasn’t important.

Tommylad2 that defeats the lesson. Some stuff has to be learned the hard way instead of it being handed to you.

@user0413 "the only reason that it feels bad is because you allow it to feel bad" my God I've seen some bad first year psyche school bullshit but that probably takes the cake

they were some of the most beautiful bonding moments i recall both on and off the screen, which is how i became teh hopeful romantic i am today😍🥰

That power is unimaginable, it has the ability to do what took Thanos a billion movies to do

The world would end.

Throw in Al Bundy as well😂

Add that Fletcher guy from the movie Whiplash and Gunnery Sergeant Hartman fromm Full Metal Jacket.

I agree about that it was super unfair of him

It's entirely Cox's fault. If someone hands you a camera and tells you to film, you expect it to already be good to go.

Yeah that was on his head 100%. Why would you ever had someone a camcorder without a fresh, new, ready-to-go tape already inside?

+Smaakjeks K. In that case and in the immortal words of Peri, "clam up." Thanks.

ameagher2 Silly sausage.

thagrammarnazi That's a lot of trouble to go to in order to spam a link to a website.

Website? Oh the Will I am part is highlighted, does that mean it became a link? That wasn't intentional honestly, I didn't even know that happened till now, I just wanted to write a long winded story to fuck with you

thagrammarnazi. You're beginning to sound somewhat foolish ... Dr. Cox wouldn't like that you know.

LMAO me too xD

Most degrading nickname he can come up with to describe Doug? Doug.

Or a techno remix.

Well, i found a 10 Minutes version :-/ ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-786PavIEAOQ.html

Then proceeds to plow through the nurses/admins behind the hub counter to keep up with Cox due to fear.

phoenixnyc Naaawww...screw 'em😆

x)

I do hope their mothers are aware that there is a societal- dictated age limit for breast feeding.

12:10 "It puts the lotion on the skin." "Oh, so you can quote movies, and I can't?" "It puts the damn *iodine* lotion on the skin, noobie! Give me a break!"

LMFAO

That they did because he'd killed so many patients he could identify all the reasons patients were in the morgue

I think deep down he genuinely cares and uses his form of tough love. That like a lot of the other staff he's dealing with high stress and not in the mood stupid stuff.

The show had surprisingly good camera work at many points.

😅😆Hahahaha! Stop! *No, you* stop! 😆😆😆HAHAHAHAH--🙄😒OH DEAR GOD!

He should've ensured there was a blank tape in the camcorder first before giving it to JD.

No he wouldn't. Hawkeye was never bitter or mean with his patients like Cox usually was. I love both characters, but they're nothing alike. Cox is more aligned with House than Hawkeye. Only Cox was nicer.

Doesn't work. I've tried every year since 2014. This is it guys!

ScrubsCoxRants got 4 at least

Asher Tye to mess with judith

(me rn tbh)

First off, I love both shows (and I hate both a bit. I mean, the finale of House, season 7 is a freaking train wreck - or car/house wreck, to be precise. And the JD/Elliot on/off thing kinda puts me off scrubs, but overall, both shows are great.) Ok, so. I have to give Cox a point for having a great family - eventually. Also, he's not as much of an ass to everyone, particularly his patients as House, and he genuinely tries to teach his fellows stuff, and make them better people. House, on the other hand, is an ass to EVERYONE, and has very few moments where he shows that he cares. As for his relationships, he lets even fewer people into his life. (I blame Cuddy (or rather, the writers, because it was pretty OOC) for their breakup, they belong together imo) - and who knows what could have happened with Stacy, maybe they would have had kids or something if it were not for the infarction. But he's a very private man, definitely more so than Cox.

And then you have to consider their totally different medical backgrounds - House is THE best in his fields, which are very special. Cox is 'just' a doctor who treats pretty much everything, at a teaching hospital where he actually teaches med students who then go through with their careers. House has doctors who have already finished their schooling diagnose obscure diseases. Cox and his mentees treats 'normal, everyday' (or how House would phrase it: BORING) sicknesses. All in all, I can't pick a favorite. Just as I love both shows, I love both characters. Sorry for writing so much, I just recently re-binge-watched both shows. Correct me if something's wrong, both language and show-wise, I'm not a native English speaker. And what's your opinion? Fire away =)

bedside manner and physical medical ability dr.cox medical knowledge and application dr. house

Dr. Cox all the way. :)

I wouldn't mind being the meat in that sandwich is all I'm sayin

SpeedyEric1 they became friends later on!

I knew that. I said "hated," and not "hates." Bob Kelso is likable, and Trump is the most corrupt human being on Earth and may in fact be Hitler reincarnated.

I've tried to upload it several times but Disney won't let me. What you see is what you get.

Gabri'el Alexander ...but...she has a twat, and is married to the director 😘

Yeah same I can't stand her