G-rated Lyrics: Dr Mario: I am dr mario and I am saving lives I look different in this game: Chorus: I lost the hat, got a coat, doctors light, stepiscope Dr Mario: I am Dr Mario and I prescribe high-fives; Laughther's the best medicine, so (BAHAHAH! That'll be twenty bucks.) In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far (Hey! Hiyah!) I kept my degree by watching house, and scrubs and ER. Brightly-colored pills! (Pills) They'll kill all your ills! (Ills) Just as long as you get fever, or the chills! I'll check your lungs; Breath naturally. You sound real bad. (Coughing) Wait, that's just me! (How embarrassing...) Does it hurt right here? (No.) Does it hurt right there? (No.) (I cannot understand that part so... Yeah) Dr Mario: You got monolucliosis, holadosis, scoliosis; fifthteen days is my prognosis. You need red and blue pill doses! You have scabies, repititis, strong rabies, hepatitis; You'll be brave and you'll reunite us, But you might have mentigitis. Wait, wait... I'm wrong... You have... A plauge?? (The plauge?) (DON'T TOUCH ME!!) Dr Mario: Brightly-colored pills! (pills) They'll kill all your ills! (ills) Just as long as you'll get fever, Ooooorrrr... Theeeeeeee Chiiiiillllss!! (Now take it, floss!) (Play the piano when I'm playing it good and) Dr. Mario!! (End)
