Dragonheart Vengeance Is A Hilarious BLOODBATH! 

I... I'm five minutes in and... WHAT?

Naaaay it was cider!!!

She has healthy kidneys

That's happens when a dragon doesn't go to the loo before shapeshifting.

I grabbed two popcorns... Just because it sounded fun to playfully tease your wordchoice lol.

Star wars Remake, but the droids are dragons

@@MrsTold yeah but the protagonist here is kind of a badass. He didn't cry he just went off to hire people to avenge his parents death. Simply badass

@@muhammadhashir6136 Luke didn't cry either. In fact, he was so cold about it that it was scary. He just left with Obi-Wan lmao

@@thehoodednerd6930 true that actually, but I remember him whinning a lot, maybe i had something else in mind

It's a trope. It was before Star Wars, it is now.

Man, this comment needs to go up

I'm WhEeZIng!

Haha, that explains everything. So this is how the movie was created :D

Usually one would flirt with the dragon. Instead, dragon is a "Wing" woman.

drunk D&D created this movie, I'm certain of it

I mean, that is the main storyline for every poorly written pacifist in fiction. "I have decided not to engage in violence or killing because backstory/beliefs/oaths" "But have you considered.....some people are bad?" "You know what, that never occurred to me, guess I'll abandon my lifelong principles after this one conversation!"

@@nomisunrider6472 I thought that Aang struggled with that conundrum pretty realistically, especially for a child, but then was just handed an unearned convenient out from the problem.

@@bharl7226 Nope. There was never going to be a point where Aang killed Ozai, because that would have proved Ozai right that the airbenders and their culture had no place in the world. It was Aang's spiritual training with the monks that brought him to the lion turtle and let him find a deeper solution. It wasn't him dodging the choice, it was him realizing that things weren't as simple as he thought, which is a major theme of the show.

@@nomisunrider6472 I disagree. I agree that they were never going to have Aang kill Ozai, but I don’t agree with that reasoning for why. Killing a killer doesn’t automatically make you as bad as them nor does it prove the killer right in their reasons to kill. That is the childish rationalization of unrealistic kiddy fiction which wants to (or must, in order to remain on the air, or maintain their family friendly rating) avoid killing at all costs. And you can rationalize the lion turtle deus ex out of nowhere solution with underlying reasoning if you like, but since that underlying reasoning wasn’t portrayed or earned in the actual show, it falls flat and comes across as dodging the choice imo. And because he was given a solution without having to struggle and work for it, which that struggle and effort is what made his journey up to that point such a narratively fulfilling character arc, it flattens/deflates the climax of his arc and ignores the last real change he could have gone through as a person. It was an unsatisfying ending for me because it was too fast and too easy of a solution after all that struggle and those failures before. Really a let down after the sincerely epic and tense final scenes. And I think that realizing things weren’t as simple isn’t much of a payoff when the solution was extremely simple. If he had been forced out of desperation in a fight he couldn’t win otherwise to kill the tyrannical dictator, he would have had a much more complex internal conflict about doing so and trying to resolve that would have been a much more satisfying and interesting resolution to his arc with one final deep change for him to go through. And I think that would have been more in line with the theme of the climax because they literally had him conflicting with past avatars about that choice right before the choice was removed as an issue. I just don’t agree that the simple solution that lets Aang avoid struggle and self-conflict is as interesting, complex, or in theme as forcing him to make the difficult choice that he didn’t want to make and have to deal with it and learn to live with himself afterwards. The show brilliantly forced him to struggle and suffer through conflict after conflict so much and so well throughout the whole show, but then took it easy on him at the end. At least that’s my perspective on it.

@@nomisunrider6472 TLDR?

🤯

Thats nit at all what its about

Dragons can have a little violence, as a treat

Bumper sticker time!!!

I am still baffled by how the worms even knew that. I can buy Darius being able to talk animal because dragon magic, but what sort of magic did these worms eat to have eyes and that degree of intelligence? Or maybe Darius horribly warped their minds and their bodies to do that like some sort of Cthulhu for worms and now they exist in agony, their only coherent thought amid a swarm of concepts too big for their feeble minds being the desire to run him over with a cart.

I understood that reference!

*Turns to Kaladin* "I stand corrected."

Is this a reference to book 4? I'm rereading them all since it's been so long

@@Istangr2784 yes, it's from Rhythm Of War. There's a chapter where Wit tells a story about a dog and a dragon.

THAT DOG WAS A STORMING HERO

Same! I saw it on TV, though, so it wasn't crying home. It was sobbing in my mum's arms for a good hour, while she told my dad that they needed to keep me from that sort of movies. I mean, I will still cry over Simba losing his dad and Bambi losing his mum if I happen to be on a down day, and I'm 28. Those movies leave scars, and it's damn easy to pull on those heartstrings.

Same here. I still can't watch the ending. Too heartbreaking.

IKR? it’s pretty blatant.

literally was thinking that. good lord.

Came to the comments for this!

Come!!! See the forest...

Indeed! The prequel series is entertaining, but Drago and Siveth are just sad rip offs of Drogon and Saphira. Draco will always be the greatest!

Kinda depressing how this series is playing out. It’s weird you think this would get a proper follow up given it’s initial hit and premise. But now they treat like some shit B movie series. It really is unfortunate.

@@robosoldier11 the original was kind of a b movie. Which makes it absolutely shocking that it was so good.

@@samreddig8819 I guess. But even then it was a quality and serious enough production that made it so great kinda like tremors who went the same route. It was one of those stories everyone could enjoy and build off in a greater sense. Maybe we can see an earlier time when that order of knights was more prominent with more dragons. Or anything of that sort. But ya know we keep getting half baked and even cringe follow up movies. Which just erodes the majesty and potential ever so further of what the original offered.

This woman was a murderer and also called her a dumb animal

IKR? It's scarily accurate, from the breaks in character to the confusing plot to the literal star wars ripoff.

I had the same reaction to that Robert Downey jr doctor dolittle movie, lol.

It sounds like a kind of fan-film made from crappy LARPy written on too much shrooms :D

Darius certainly does. His job is to capture and kill criminals in exchange for money. The advantage of sharing a heart with a dragon is that, no matter how much Darius gets beaten up or bleeds, he can't die. The only way for him to die is if someone hits Siveth straight into her heart: since they are bonded, if she dies, so does Darius. And Siveth had been keeping herself away from people, in her cave, for 30 years, so that, no matter what happened to Darius... as long as she stayed alive, so did he. When Darius gets attacked by King Razvan's guards, he, Lukas and Siveth (as a dog) are in the town and Siveth is still considered a traitor in exile, so she refuses to come to Darius's help (no matter how much she feels his pain) to not be discovered by the king and forced to abandon Darius and Lukas. But I think that, as soon as Siveth feels Darius getting the first punch, she turns into a mouse and sneaks into the pub to see what is going on and who is hurting Darius. As soon as Darius is left by himself, she reaches him (again, as a dog) and starts licking his wounds, fussing over him and whining, as if she's both comforting Darius and apologising for not having protected him. In every other occasions, Siveth watches over Darius as much as she does with Lukas: she has a strong motherly instinct and she sees both Darius and Lukas as her own small family

Yeah tight Bar steward!!

*Yes.* I have taken all of the popcorn in reparations because of this travesty of a excuse of a film.

DON'T SPOIL STORIES

@@ElijahStormblessed I am bonded to an absolute Monster!

@@ElijahStormblessed it wasn't a spoiler until you said something.

@@hopefulmayhem5744 no that's literally a quote from the same scene 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@@ElijahStormblessed exactly.

The movie is so bad it is good. I love the movie because of how bad it is

I think you got them mixed up with Sanderson fans. You don't hear about many angery Tolkien fans these days. I think there's only about 3 The rest are all very civi...or don't care! 😆

The most angry I’ve seen Tolkien fans get is Stephen Colbert ranting about the Lord Of The Rings movie adaptations removing characters, and that’s just genuinely funny and light-hearted banter. Tolkien fans seem super chill.

fuck yeah

You're only allowed a popcorn or two tho...just two individual kernels ;)

Blessed

Whaaaat. I see that now.

I would never have guessed, but now that I know I can maybe see a similarity in their smiles. Too bad Hughie doesn't have smile too often. 🙁

Not this movie. He was in the original dragon heart

and the mom is meg ryan :o

Jack Quaid killed Rue, unforgivalble

He survives

Still it's a good movie.

exactly

The sequel is really good compared to the prequels. Whom feel less like Dragonheart and more like GoT and Eragon fanfiction.

@@racheltoler3895 i dont

It was so goofy, initially, that I watched it for the pure cheese of it, and then I actually got invested. Merlin, Gueniviere, and Arthur all really grew on me. After Morgana went evil, her dastardly plans got repetitiousness, though. Anthony Head (aka Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer) was terrific as Uther, although Uther was very bad at being a king or a father. The apothecary surrogate father for Merlin might have been my favorite, though. Good dude. Dragon only ever showed up as a deus ex. Also, the dude who plays Mordred went on to become Louis XIV’s gay younger brother Phillipe in the show Versailles! He has facial expressions and everything! (And the dude who played the monk in Vikings plays Louis. Versailles was a pretty good show).

It’s beautiful!

Well i like this movie so you just have ti deal with it

@Kylee Ollivierre I haven't seen 5 in full yet, it seems fun in a so bad it's good way, but I remember not really enjoying 3 and 4.

It is still good! Just not... Amazing.

I watch it every year. It's not a good movie. It's a GREAT movie.

Some parts are weird. But still makes me cry every goddamned times.

The acting and a lot of things well, didn't age well, but the story is still amazing.

🤣

They took the wolf prisoner

Anyone know what that movie is called? Want to watch it again.

@@Zac_Craig-Claveau The greatest story never told