DRAW MY EVIL BITLIFE [Illustrating a Text-Only Game] 

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Bitlife: *_We need Dr. Phil over here_*

Isabella=true neutral Deja=lawful good Angelina=chaotic evil

"She gets the opritunity to do nothing on a group project. One of the most evil things that a human being can actually do." BRUH YES

"damn Angelina you really put the break in break up" WHEEZE

"Martinez" being a plastic surgeon is ironic because Melaine Martinez made a song about how it can hurt you.

Yay! Another bitlife video! Those are fun!^^

*Takes expensive watch* Gets away *trys to escape prison* 4 years *steals teddy bear* *6 YEARS*

Life lesson: Break up with Angelina and she'll break you harder.

I’ll get the most expensive plastic surgery so they don’t botch it *crack* Ok so they botched it... 🤣🤣🤣

9:44 Guy: *looks so happy* Me: *this is the last time we are seeing him.*

“Dang, Angelina. You put the break in breakup” 😂 We got hearted by the one and only!

“If he dieEES...” *immediately likes video bc of your tone*

im very invested in Angelina's life now. She needs her own movie

"An evil dentist sounds terrifying" *nocovaine starts blaring in the background*

Everyone is talking about Angelina but can we appreciate how good she is at drawing?

I’m kinda laughing bc Angelina shares a surname with the Hungarian serial killer Elizabeth Báthory... Oddly fits

hoW DARE cliffhanger... I cannot believe how betrayed I am..... big heck...

“I feel like an evil dental hygienist is a horrifying prospect.” *the entire cast of Little Shop of Horrors erupts in nervous laughter*

"String him along and go out with as many cute girls at possible" *Everyone liked that.*

Me : **sees thumbnail** Also me : *-I GOT MURDER ON MY MIND-*

xD it's funny how you pronounced the city of france 'nice' , it's pronounced 'niece' if you know what i mean

this character IS Irony. 1) NICE, france. ... Well, she's evil. 2) the name "Angelina" means "Angel".

adorable. you said her worst crime was attacking her ex but the group project thing was worse

a random person: *lives* Angelina: Im about to end this mans whole career

1:07 “stretched his skull” what is this man, a goddamn fetus?

Person 1: I have committed murder... Me: ummmmm okay.... that’s okay.... Person 2: I did nothing on a group project.... Me: BEGONE DEMON!!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!

Ariana grande: break up with your girl friend…yeah ye- ANGELINA JOINS THE CHAT Ariana grande : just a joOoOOkeee~

Does anyone else realise... A boy named Adrien liked her. In France. Miraculoussssssss edit: OHMYGOD 800 LIKES AFTER 7 MONTHS THANKSSS

“dang angelina , you really put the break in break-up” dang, i really put the ug in ugly 💀

"A boy asks her out named Adrien" What the actual- *is disappointed his last name isn't Agreste. * Dang it. Thought Bitlife would be making a Miraculous Ladybug reference

Lavendertowne gives me life Some might say bitlife

Evil girl sounds like my sister....... do I hear footsteps

ME: DEPRESSION Witch Doctor: COW URINE

“Jeez Angelina, you really put the _break_ in _breakup_ “ !OH LAWD THE PUNS!

when things were going right he decided he wanted to break up with Angelina, which she only really had one possible response to do.. oh boy she really out did herself this time..... she stretched his skull and fractured his neck which sounds like its going to disable him permintally.." me: in the corner of my room dying of laughter because of the sarcasm in her voice

One time in BitLife, I got bullied. I chose 'assault' I apparently *severed the bully's arm* I was 10 at this time in the game.

First sentence I hear: Angelina Bathony..is *_E V I L_*

Anybody: *exists* Angelina Bathory: Oh no, you don't!

Lol My name is angelina and my boyfreind named adrain .w.

6 years in jail? I GOT 80 YEARS IN JAIL FOR BURGARLY AT THE AGE OF 60 😂

For anyone who’s planning a prison escape (in game): if you’re aligned on the same level with the guard and there’s something blocking him to approach you in a straight line, he won’t move

Angelina looks so cute- is it just me Ok.

"nice france" "nye-ss france" me: "dO yOu MeAn NeE-sS??" Also when the game had her jump from school to work, like _where the heck is le bac BitLife??_

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a... 2:17

‘She was born in NICE France’ Nice is pronounced “nees”

LavanderTowne:*Plays bitlife* Ad:Youre feeling Gay LavanderTowne:*Plays the lion sleeps tonight*

I love playing around with evil bitlife characters XD

“You put the beak in break up” Damn

Elizabeth Bathory is a serial killer (more in wikipedia) and the fact that Angelia's last name is Bathory makes it even more scarier

bathory is the PERFECT last name for a murderer!

Yep. Killing your husband. I would count that as pretty evil.

tip : if you send your bitlife characters to the gym, it can sometimes boost their health and looks at the same time! :)

🎨Amazing art and narration! Can't wait for Ep. 2 😌

If this was a movie, i would watch it

"Hooked up w a random gurl named--" Me hearing my name: **drops phone out of shock** WHAT THE FRIG?!

WHO ELSE LOVES THIS CHANNEL BTW I'm a RU-vidr too!

*slams hands on the table* A CLIFFHANGER IN AN ART VIDEO HOW DARE U

"So, the next video will be out on Sunday!" Me: nOOoo Also me: I'm an idiot, today is Sunday

"An evil dentist sounds like a terrifying prospect" *WHEEZES IN SINGING ROBOT*

7:20 God...I’m so frikkin gay....

Oml can I PLEASE cosplay her!? She is such a cool charcater!!!! 😍

6:11 Very well memed mate

I think you should make a Draw my Bit life series! These are always fun to watch!

“Angelina Bathory” could really be a good thriller movie 😂

9:30 angelina giving momo vibes

Remember children be friends with the crazy kids, then you probably won't die☺

Look at angelinas mouth on 6:00 ... i dont think she had an nose job.... SHE HAD MOUTH JOOOB

Lavender: Angelina bathory is EVIL Elizabeth Bathory: Quite impressive

Perfectly enough Elizabeth BATHORY is the blood countess

I just watched a two minute ad for an app I already have for you...

Early! Love your art! ♥️

“I wanted to go all Sweeney Todd with the butcher” _doesn’t go with apprentice hairdresser_

6:25 Angelina is that one stock photo meme of the guy who's always staring at the other girl.

Anyone: Angelina, I think we should break up. Angelina: YOU BREAK UP WITH ME I BREAK YOUR FOOT.

I absolutely love this lol You earned yourself a new sub

At 0:11, it's actually pronounced "Niece" Wanted to clear that ^^

Angelina VS Silkie Who would win...?

The one day I'm *NOT* 2 days late to a video. And of course.

5:55 reminds me of a meme template thingy I saw-

Fun fact: The last name “Bathory” is the last name of a famous Hungarian Royal Serial Killer. Fitting, isn’t it?

Raise your hand if you’re watching this instead of doing homework! Me: ......... *raises hand*

France? Adrien? MiRacULoUs LaDyBug?!

“It’s a bit harder to rob when the person has dogs” *looks at my three dogs* Looks like I’m safe

1:26 WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! COPS GONNA WALK RIGHT PAST CORPSES GALORE WITHOUT BATTING AN EYE ONCE YOU’VE SHOWN EM YOU BIOLOGY DEGREE!

French school system: 1) maternelle (3 to 6) 2) primaire (7 to 11) 3) collège (12 to 16) 4) lycée (16 to 19) 5) études supérieures. So, at 16, it is middle school graduation. 16 is the age when you can stop school. Most ppl don't

Here before 10 views (Srry I sounded pretty obnoxious lmao) P.S your vids are great ♡

"apparently in France you graduate at age 16" Actually no, we got the bac at 18 for most of people, same time as majority ^^'

When ur names Angelina 😌💀

5:45 angelina's face though...

9:17 my divorced parents in there 30's with a 2 yr old 👁👄👁

0:28 *yes indeed, the most evil thing...*

I remember once I escaped from prison and I immigrated all the way to Chile and I was never caught 😂

5:52 I see what you done there ;)))

Love that you named her "Bathory" ^^

“That’s great I guess.” My simple minded brain: SO MY DAD IS SOME GOD, THAT’S GREAT I GUESS, DID HE NOT WANT ME OR NOT WANT THE STRESS?! TOO BAD HE’S THE WORST, AND MY LIFE IS A MESS! Then my sister told me to shuddup.

Ummmm it's not pronounced "Nice" (Neice). But amazing video anyway!

Your art is AMAZING!!!

Love how the most EVIL bit life character shares the same last name as a “cereal” killer UwU pun intended

She honestly kinda looked like Circus Baby as a clown XD

5:10 first versions of human spinel (am sorry)