Dreamworld - The Scam MMO alpha is here... 

They're playing Dreamworld lol

Yes, was searching for the apology but there is none. Maybe later it will show up.

UIM series when

fuck that bit had me laughing hard

hahahahaha, that was soooo goood xDDDD

I will thumb up this comment instead

Likes are useless

They're a Troll, they don't get satisfaction from that. They only feel complete in life by drama

I could've respected Taquito if he said that, but this is just too funny.

He has a one time chance of being a better person, forget the upvotes

It's obviously CGI!

It's not fraud if they just sell you the flipped assets they showcased*

It's like that movie.. "the producers"

I hate how disturbingly right that quote is

It's ethically fraud, but there's also a legal loophole.

Like Josh said in a previous video, technically all they promised to deliver was an alpha. And now they have. Regardless of how bad it is, or the fact they probably used little of the money they got to buy the assets they used, they delivered on what they promised. So legally, it is not fraud.

The process part is what got me. Isn't this supposed "developer" from the US? Who should know how to speak basic English. Like, in PROGRESS, not PROCESS?! Jfc.

@@bloodlustshiva1 omg lmao that's what "process" was supposed to say?? I hadn't even realized that

@@bloodlustshiva1 I wouldn't be surprised if this "game" was actually made by someone on fiverr

Very cool. Bottom Text

@@fus132 reject bottom text. Evolve to Medium text

omfg i died when he put that sign up, i did not expect it

@Honudes Gai yep, classic validation-creep problem.Gotta mock' em all!

Suck it Taquito!

This is the best part of the video. I mean... you can see his head reflecting off the funco pop plastic boxes... it's not green screen.

As someone who always thought it wasn't green screen cause of the differences in different videos that story was HILARIOUS and the background gag even more so.

I was wondering what was weird... Turns out it was my subconscious mind counting the goddamned frames. Thank you for pointing this out

Say that to the 7 days to die's devs

He'll never apologize. People who are that aggressively incorrect, never do.

I'm not caught up in the Dreamworld videos' comment section lore, who is this elusive man? Edit: The background is a weird hill to die on

Same

That’s hilarious

Me too hehehe

Fuck the Indomitus Set isnt even available anymore. You're not wrong. That is dedication.

I hope it's a joke lol.

IKR??? That's a lot of work just to win an argument

@@Defenseman61913 He did say he was petty

he’s incorporated his entire entity into the green screen. he has become one with the green screen.

@@sudanemamimikiki1527 that's my point. I wonder how much code is added before you just start stamping

As a former Game Development student (have switched to just Software Engineering since) I can confirm that this is pretty much true. At least the world itself, while the code was incredibly basic it would probably would take more than an hour to put everything shown here together. Not more than a day though. Edit: Okay, the sheer size of the level would probably make this take a bit longer than that, but the overall principles would be incredibly quick to reproduce.

@@sudanemamimikiki1527 Oh I know, I was correcting my earlier assertion that this would take a day, which isn't actually true. It would take a single game development student a LOT less time to make than it apparently took these guys.

We can have to categories. Get asset% and ready asset%

Try a few minutes

To be fair, can you even consider this an MMO? It's not even a game really. I've seen the footage and it's literally what I could do in less than a day xD

PAY UP!

God tier stuff right there

Now I want to find the original comment and see if he's apologized yet.

Who the fuck is this taquito everyone is mentioning?

@@adanzavala4801 Literally in the first minute of the video man.

"seconds per frame". That's fantastic xD

I won't lie, that had me laughing like a hyena lol. Good one.

Oh this is a good one!

this is good enough for the copy pasters to steal

HAHAHA! That's priceless.

Actually makes a lot of sense if you know how game dev works. 2D is a solved problem. You do batch rendering and on any integrated GPU that supports your framework of choice, it will push 30 FPS. There are some fancy things you can do that will hurt your framerate (particles, shadows) but not much. 3D is anything but solved. You have to do optimization. You an totally load very detailed assets with lots of vertices and mess up culling (the process of removing geometry based on the viewport of the player), level of detail (the process of adapting geometry based on the distance of the player to said geometry), "streaming" (in an MMO, basically loading the scene based on what is around you. Culling removed geometry that is behind you but it would be much easier to just not cull things if they're are further away from the player + viewing distance) and many other things and get disgusting fps. There are also some things hat you just need to know. I'm not an engine guy but I know a thing or two about rendering. Lights, for example, really hurt with forward rendering but you can do some modern rendering techniques and get some really great FPS. There's this application that basically reads your WoW map files and renders a continent with unlimited viewing distance. That's basically what this allows you to do. But you have to know about this. You have to actually set it up in your engine of choice. I'm 99% sure they just took very high detailed models for those buildings and stuff and just messed up there. But you can mess up even more but not doing indirect rendering and culling on the GPU and stuff like this. There are also some operations that are just very expensive. I don't know how unity abstracts those away but rebinding the same pipeline for every object is INCREDIBLY expensive. They could order their objects based on material, it's all good. But they probably didn't. They probably bind the pipeline every single frame and tank their FPS like that. In case that material thing is confusing: the material includes things that are basically shader arguments. Shader arguments are part of your rendering pipeline. So what you usually do is Render all your 3 objects, render all your billboard text (like player names) and then maybe you have a different pipeline for UI as well. Imagine what would happen if they did things like "render mesh, render name" so for every player, npc, object with a name above their head, they'd switch pipeline twice. Again, not sure if unity is hiding that (it should), but this is one of those things that a noob graphics programmer could totally fuck up if they just want to scam you assuming the engine lets you do that.

@@robinkuster1127 🤓

@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon This dude took the time to type out some really good technical insights under a video about bad game development. Nerd emoji is entirely the wrong answer here.

@@robinkuster1127 >2d is a solved problem you can fuck up 2d too. It all depends on the density of objects in a scene. A very naive implementation which simply iterates over objects and draws them one by one will give you low frame rates in 2d too (been there, done that)

​@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon Even if there are some points in the comment that I don't agree with (like how 2D is a solved problem), that doesn't mean it has good technical insight as well. And then you out here typing a nerd emoji as if it's funny. You must be miserable.

@Al3x福 it’s called Save The Astronaut

Those people are not developers, they are scammers, and you should not compare yourself to them. Thieves, scammers, swindlers... All live great lives, but they are greedy scum, who eventually bite more than they can chew and drive themselves into ruin.

@Al3x福 It's called Save The Astronaut. It's a small platformer done in an NES style. Ahead of announcing my next project I plan to release an update for STA to address a few small issues.

They actually made a total of $8 million in crowdfunding, if I remember correctly. I know it was at least 6mil.

@@JesseTheGameDev Jesus...

Clearly he puts a lot of effort than the devs

He should become a speedrunner with splicing skills like that!

lol

@@kosmonothkosmonoth7651 Yeah, how could he be that handsome? I'm calling bs!

Technology has gone too far

Just got a banner ad that said a second alpha was coming out. Not sure if its real but if it is

That kinda sums it up perfectly.

Looool I just read that sign on another video im dead

I expected nothing from them and yet I'm still offended to high hell.

“I had no expectations and I was still let down”

When you put your expectation low on the ground but they bring shovel

I myself who never attempted to make a game did a better job to create an overworld with free store assets in unreal engine 4

To be honest, it's even hard to make something that works this bad, judging from the view culling distance.

Epic: What type of lighting do you want? DreamWorld: Yes.

This is so bad that it again reminds me of the Steam asset flips of stuff like UnitZ (Remember when Jim Sterling was covering crap like that on a regular basis?)

im not developer,but i messed couple times with unreal engina and unity, looks a lot like stuff i done in week messing around

What an absolutely wonderful time SL was.

As a former EverQuest server GM, I feel lucky that the worst grief playing i had to deal with was pulling bankers out of place, racism and profanity in public channels, and training (LoS, I'm looking in your direction.)

Nothing wrong with a nice big swastika. In my country (New Zealand) the indigenous people (the maori) often get them tattooed onto their faces.

​they only do that to get people like you talking

They did it on the bus to school

As someone studying 3D asset creation and game development, this is literally a week job.

lol

The "buildings" that weren't store bought, are just squares extruded from a plane with the default new material set to white. Add the steps to export you can easily get that done under an hour.

Not even that its like the 10 minutes before class starts and you ask a friend to Copy their homework but they are an ass about it and take flrever to give you answers that you just start making shit up before the teachers in class

Yeah, and for it being 'out of focus' ... These people do know how Focus works, right? That you generally focus on the person and not the background?

after 20 years of watching dimwits online scream "shopped" at trivial everyday things and the next moment ask if artist rendering of new planet or a dinosaur was "real", I'm not surprised by anything. one can only hope the idiocy isn't heritable but unfortunate side-effect of aspartame and sedentary lack of blood flow affecting brain function.

🤡🌏

I swear the name Dreamworld is cursed. 4 people died at the Australian Dreamworld a few years ago and now this. The word has a power and I don't vibe with it.

Ive pretty much given up on most of humanity at this point when it comes to even somewhat logical thinking. Most cant be saved from themselves.

Tempted to make a shitpost mythos around Taquito, about him being the saviour and everyone seeing him as a false prophet.

Haha, i never thought thats a Green-Screen.

@@3ftninja132 Reminds me of that "They hated Jesus because he told the truth" comic page. Make Taquito the prophet and perpetuate a conspiracy theory that the background is CGI.

YOO!! Will pfp, based. (Ed in the Japanese and european version)

who?

nope housing plots. no one got them.

"You will get nothing, and like it."

Being very generous with the word "playable"

Can't disappoint if you didn't expect much in the first place.

@@ShadowLegend300 you can log on and move. It’s playable, you paid for this here you go lol

I had to play it on 1.5x 🤣

Truer statements never said

Well 1000 frames are a lot to get through when your demo runs at 4 frames a minute

Like a bad dream

For real tho

Looks like they deliberately sabotaged the Alpha

It's impressive that they made it even worse than the promo video, somehow.

...and most of them now waiting even more eagerly for Tequito to apologise 🤣

Don't expose me like that lmao

Guilty as charged.

Ctrl+F led me to you

They do not...

wouldn't it be the other way around with the actual green screen?

@@Self-replicating_whatnot That’s what I thought too. You can usually tell a green screen by the camera looking like it has two different points that are in focus, the one for the main camera and the one for the camera that photographed or filmed the background image.

Someone made a good point where he actually used CGI to move this stuff around. I honestly agree with them. It's green screened. /s

@@deliriouszora Yea, and anyone who can do that just to spite a YT commenter can have all the fake collectibles in his background he wants, because they're more impressive than the real thing.

Lol

I lol'ed out loud.

@@Rudofaux you laughed out loud'ed out loud?

@@thaias9654 That's how I lol.

Not after the court

Who is Taquito?

Hmmmmmmm

Didn't the kickstarter only promise access to the alpha and not even release of the full game? Very sneaky of them

Exactly. As I said on another video, these guys come from moneyed families, they are not that dumb. I can’t say they went into the whole thing with malicious intent but I think it’s very naive to think this alpha is anything but them delivering just as much as necessary for the Kickstarter project to be legally fulfilled.

can they get into trouble with the stolen assets?

Dreamworld team: "For legal reasons, we have made a 'game.'"

this game has a "we ain't right but we ain't wrong" kinda vibe.

They presented themselves like this is Seto Kaibas first MMO and, as you'd expect from Kaiba, it would Revolutionize tha Worldo. But no. Kaiba is theorized to have invented Synchro-Summon, but those guys just re-invented Trash!

My Legs are less Leggy than this Game!

Right? Lol. Feel like 80% people have a little collection they could sit in front of

Children see all that stuff and assume it's outlandish and too expensive, a decadent luxury nobody could possibly have, because they don't understand adults can have money.

You're lying about this maybe being the wildest accusation you've ever heard.

Have you been on Twitter?

@@Knlght0fZero it was funny though

exactly lol

pips are idiots with their money man...

Seriously, I've played a shitton of MMORPGs and even the stuff that was promised looked generic as hell at best, and just...Thematically crazily incoherent at worst. What is this game even?

The name is actually pretty fitting, ain't it? Something like the game they advertised does not even exist in fiction, it only exists in dreams. Meanwhile the thing they actually sold was crap and people actually bought it in the hope of it eventually not being crap anymore.

if the devs are really serious about this and think it looks amazing they are smoking or taking something every time they work on, make a video or do anything with this game

That is insulting! ... towards the kid >.>

No way. A highschooler would do a much better job! :D

The high schooler would at least be fueled by passion and thus try to make anything coherent

I’m not saying my things looked any better but atleast made my own assets

I have seen high school students make better games.

- single player

@@thaias9654 another benefit, indeed. :P

don't forget modable

Fucking Morrowind looks better lol

*has the guards

Pretty much, though it also contains simple multiplayer which may take an extra 2-3 weeks.

8-10 weeks? Now i am sorry,I don’t have any experience about developing a game nor knowledge on softwares,but that “thing” there is something i can do in a day. Just teach me how to duplicate a big world and then I’ll do it.

I mean, it looks like they turned off all the optimization. Culling seems off, they didn't bake the lighting.. I dunno I could go on but really Id say it would take a little big longer only because there is a bit of a learning curve to simply understanding UE4, the hotkeys etc.. Not defending it, but still, finding the time to create this shit wouldn't be as easy as just jumping into UE4 slapping stuff together etc, it obviously took some time, as bad as it is, Just downloading half this stuff, putting it into your projects, combining them.. it isn't that easy, which is probably why they think they created something of any worth.

"Scene"

They have all their functions running on an event tick, thats why the framerate is like 3, day one mistakes this guy couldn't even be bothered to follow a decent RU-vid tutorial to make this crap

​@@mariuscornelius3661 Yikes, ya these are the really basic things you must know. Hierarchal structure, Object orientation.. Blueprint communication.. Still takes a while to learn but someone who is a self proclaimed 9 year vet should probably know the basics..

I’ve been to a game design school for 2 years now, we work on UE4 mostly. Id say this here, with 3 people or so, could’ve been done in 1 day. This is truly sad...

The cup is what seals it, though. There are no cups like that and any cup with that shape would be most inconvenient to drink from, so it must be a 3d model.

His voice is computerised too!

He's not even a real person, he was part of the greenscreen all along.

oof you nearly had me with the teeth comment =3

I think this game uses Unreal Engine

Probably just edited in a video of him accualy moving something

Obviously he made a real set just to hide the fact that it was a fake background all along. Smh

No kidding. This guy's greenscreen is next level. What a waste! He could have spent all the time he used mastering his deception to, I dunno, build a shelf and stock it with stuff?

Wait, the background is GREEN SCREEN?

@@tsumikiayato1560 yeah, taquito bandito said it himself

Same

@@ryancresawn4726 wh..what? there's a virus who does that? dayum

@@ryancresawn4726 mine xmr*

If they can't even program a basic game, what makes you think they can program working malware ?

just use vm...

It's all CGI and claymation!

@@NotTheGuyYerLookinFor shut up, meg

@@NotTheGuyYerLookinFor yeah shut up meg *blows raspberry*

Sarcasm is the best medicine

With this level of commitment to pettiness, I too shall subscribe. Amazing. Stunning. Brave.

DON’T forget the sparkles

Hey Graz. Weird how we cross paths.

Would be a miss opportunity

Would be better than his fake collection :'d

@@LTrotsky21stCentury Hey Trotsky, what's up?

lol.

Dream World was Jesus Christ simulator all along

Don't you forget about the super smooth framerate of about 10.

Looks like superman 64

“Taquito Bandito is Wrong” will be my new phrase every time I see someone get owned!

To be fair, the camera's focus does make the background look a bit blurry.

@@okankyoto dude!! U killed them!!

@Tobias Reiner Yes? Kinda?

@Tobias Reiner ...Kinda... yeah...

Are yes, but when you have a million computers working in harmony, you will get infinite FPS !! Have faith.

If 60 people play its 60 fps total 👀

Kinda unrelated lol, but what does your username mean? The Hebrew isn't clear

We demand closure!

@@RMCovers it says Epstein Island

@@Goomatora Epstein didnt kill himself

I keep seeing people talking about Toquito, but I can't find anything about it--is there a previous video that talks about this person?

ah yes. A person of culture and taste, I see

Correction, 0* developers

@@jonathansoko1085 A failed energized serial killer entrepreneur and a cocaine fueled ex google summer intern could be better?

Oh no! Its Undead! How dare you be here! - My Username left me.

@@15redleg Hello there - The Garrisons

if they had at least one senior, you know those who actually know what the fuck is going on + another 3years they might have done something lol

Oh that's because Josh edited that shadow in.

@@deliriouszora Raycasting an image, truly we live in the future XD

Obviously Josh AND the background are all CGI in this video. Yeah! That's what they are! Background and Josh are now fully rendered so that Josh can interact with what previously was "obviously" a fake green screened background... Yeah! That's the ticket!!! 🤣 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-hV85E2S-Idw.html

@@mirozen_ Then i'm curious, if he did all the CGI thing at his own, or he employed someone to do it. :D

Easy taquito seems like a child who has to be right regardless off the facts in front of them also bringing in josh's nationality shows they have a thing against the British i once were in a warframe clan with someone like that unfortunately

Taquito Bandito is an incel

'Inhales' Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Putting it on that list would make it seem like it’s an actual game

Literally a week of gamedev studies with Unity or UE4 for 2 hours a day would get better results. The material for the floor is just ONE shader which takes a minute to throw together. These guys are 🤡

@@thaias9654 This made me laugh outloud.

So..an alpha with just assets and walls/objects that you can run through. This pre alpha of an alpha is giving me goosebumps!

Don't said it's worst MMO. Since this couldn't possibly be a MMO.

i like plaque in progress memo it reminds me to brush my teeth

...ahem "plague in progress"...

The fact that they used the default unreal engine mannequin with different colors truly says a lot about society, about how we may be different colors, but truly we are all the same.

And so thoughtful! My monitor only has a 60 fps refresh rate so I miss out on precious frames when I watch videos at 2x speed at 60 fps. But since this game runs at an extra-chunky 12-15 fps, I can easily savor every frame even while going at 2x speed.

Did you just plagiarize my college art analysis essays?

For real? Do you have any information regarding his other dodge endeavors? Sorry if this is a bit personal, but how did he end up like this? And how did you get to know about him?

The real ring is coming on the 21st.

I worked with tanquito bandito he was only an intern though

@@notrod5341 Impossible. There are no dreamworld devs.

The ring left you :)

Indeed

Hehe

You friend, are a genius

"This is in fact a green screen, hiding my collection, which is the image displayed on the green screen."

Yes that would be AWESOME.

yeah. legit looks like friends said "yall wanna goof off in Unreal?" and they all said "I guess sure."

Because it is

They even used the default progress bar GUI, laziness in this one is strong. Changing colors would take whole 2 seconds.

look at the FPS, for something to run that horrible that intentionally made it that laggy, cause a lot of those videos are from well known people so im sure they have pretty damn good pcs they caused all the lag and bad frames on purpose no way ANY game developer in the last 10 years made something that badly optimized on accident

It's more like 1.5 hours, 30 minutes of which is just cleaning up all of the reproductive organs made of cubes, buildings and other make reproductive organs

the lime screen

@@0bashie the blueish-green screen

@@pennyforyourthots the blue marble screen

Truly a sight to behold

He also has clean teeth

@@ammagon4519 Truly a God amongst men

@@mrtomfox all hail the dual fisting god

He would be a master level if he actually had tea in the gauntlet mug. I know it's a KNIGHTmare to clean, but it would have been worth it.