I drove a car in india without taking shit when I went there for vacation. I even learned how to ride a scooter but not a motorcycle cause I dont wanna flip it and fall on my ass.
haha,india is deeep! i took my driving classes for a month,went for a driving test which never happened,end up giving 1000 rupee to a broker and my DL was in my hand in a week.
Arshiya Rashid I worked on all sorts of cars and I don't remember any problems sounding like a tumbi played in 6/8 timing. The closest sound would be loose rocker arms on one cylinder. With the usual near 120 degree lobe separation between intake and exhaust for each cylinder, it can take on the same rhythm.
Arshiya Rashid Now what if there were a coolant leak onto the serpentine belt that caused it to squeak in time like the dhaddi sound of "DWEEP DWEEP"? Power steering pump made the grinding noise of a floor organ. Alternator whines like a qawwali singer with engine speed. Pop the hood/bonnet and one finds Nachchtar Gill singing "Driveran Da". It adds dimension to the meaning of traffic "dhol drums".
It’s 2023 and I still watch Jus Reign’s videos sometimes. They’ve helped me through some tough days. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve laughed/smiled.
So I had this big black guy who was my instructor and we had to do the night time driving down town and I wS all omg let's go to the hockey game as we passed the arena and he gets real quiet, and jst looks at me and I'm like shit did I hit a kid or something?? And he's all HOW MANY BLACK PEOPLE DO U SEE WALKIN UP IN THAT AREA RIGHT NOW!? I'm like I don't know! And he's liek IF YOU CAN COUNT FIVE BLACK PEPPLE RIGHT NOW WE WILL PARL AND ILL BY U AA GOD DAMN TICKET! Omg it was the funniest thing ever and I still hav yet to find the 3rd black person at a game
I just went to a San Jose Sharks hockey game and I kid you not I saw very few black guys, but I did see a few more brown people. That's mainly because the game was at the new 49ers stadium so any 49ers fan who had season tickets got free tickets to the game lol.
When I was learning my instructor kept saying "newtinch pa" and i was SOOO confused what she was asking and I started driving towards Newton which is an area in Surrey...and she FREAKED OUT.. and she finally (after me trying everything) pointed towards the gear and I realized she was asking me to put it in neutral
I lost 4 family members in 2019. One every 3 months starting from Jan. My father was one of them... 💔 Your videos have helped me get through these dark months. Thank you for all the comedy and light moments 🙏🏻
One time, I got into the car with my driving instructor and he started spraying his legs and feet with Febreze. I shot him a look of confusion (and a little bit of horror) and he, with complete dead-seriousness said, "I didn't have time to shower today". Needless to say, it was a great 2 hour lesson.
You know when Rupan is in the video, the video is gonna get more hilarious. Hats off to you Rupan for the extra dramatic effect!!! My dad was the one who taught me how to drive. And he had doubts here and there. When I was getting my road test done, it was a punjabi guy, and I knew I was gonna get my license the next day for sure. And during the road test he didn't even make me do the parallel parking which I kept practicing and worrying about.
RupanBalTV Hey Rupan, I saw you and your entire family at the Gurduwala at Regan road about i month ago. I was too shy to come up to you and saw hi so anyways...hi
RibhavTheGamer CM Badal is already a blockhead, so we are at least one step closer. Oy! At least the water wells are blocky. That is what I see in every farm based music video. Square water pipes dumping water blocks into blocky wells. Blocky buffaloes abound...then it gets a bit too realistic...Blocky farmers hanging from every tree suiciding themselves from blocky debts. Little heroin blocks for the drug addicts. Dead female fetus blocks. Monsanto terminator seed blocks. CASH brand whiskey bottle blocks for the Ho Gaya Sharabi® crowd. With blocky Hindutva MOBS, square tires [FOOMP!] blocky petrol [SPLASH!] blocky matches [CHK-FWOOOOF!], who needs Creepers? I say Minecraft Punjab is a natural (sigh). JusReign would have a *blocky pagh*! Paghs are supposed to be ROUND!
Ryaan W - Official Minecraft Channel ! Just for laughs, JusReign should make a Minecraft version of his JusVlogs title card, complete with blocky shark-head panda, Donkey Kong bananas and late Chrysler K-body subcompact automobile (already blocky). Have eight-bit synthesized tabla sounds and vocoded Vlogs! Vlogs! Vlogs! Vlogggggseh!
RibhavTheGamer 66 WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER FUCKING MINECRAFT CHANNEL 99. Pornography is already pixelated, but another *FUCKING MINECRAFT CHANNEL* would only advance...*safe sex!*
I learnt on a stick shift. My dad's driver taught me, and he didn't say anything. He would never open his mouth, or smile or laugh or anything. He would just at there, but Every time the car stopped because I was in the wrong gear or didn't leave the clutch enough, he would look at me with a blank expression and say "you're tensed".
+Techricity Good to know others are learning on stick shift! Oh gosh, I moved to Calgary last year, and the roads are stupid, the laws are stupid, and the placement of crosswalks and other nonsense are pointless. It's pretty different from where I used to live (Pierrefonds, Brampton, Pickering, and Whitby, in that order) and it's a horror. Honestly, it's so bad that there's a RU-vidr who documents the insanity. The only upside was that I could legally learn to drive a car since I was 14. The downside; people despise learners. And manual transmission drivers. Like that first time I stalled, " *honk* *overtake* GET GOING YOU LITTLE IMMIGRANT (really?) OR GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM". Me - BrownDankKawaiiKittenMaster >^ヮ^
I had this old druggy white lady for my last hours of driving training. We leave my house & she told me to go to subway cuz she was hungry, she actually offered me but I said no lol. Then we get on the freeway drive to another town & there's hella construction work going on & she tells me she gonna go to sleep cuz she had a long day & to wake her up once I'm back on the freeway. Luckily I knew how to drive so I wasn't screwed lol. Then she says were low on gas & makes me drive all the way to another town just to pour gas & then realizes she was gonna be late to her next appointment if she was to drop me off so she made me drive to the next kids house. Told me to get in the back seat & had that kid drive me home & he said he had never driven a car before but luckily he got me home safe. And you wouldn't believe it the lady was like I know Indian parents wouldn't want you to be seen with a guy so she dropped me off a couple houses down from my house. This experience was somethin else lol
Lucky! My driving instructor was a racist, well not really, but I assumed in my head that he was. I mean, he looked like one so don't blame me. I didn't wanna say it out loud though in which he would hear it.
So, I had this driver instructor who was Pakistani. Every time he picked me up, he was coming straight from the mosque, wearing his religious garb and whatnot. Not only was his accent unbelievably thick, so I could barely understand him, but he'd spend the entire hour not teaching me shit. Instead, I'd get religious lectures from him. Once I let him know I worked for a restaurant and was "basically a bartender" and he flew off the rails, going on a tirade about the evils of alcohol. Not gonna lie, I've had...a couple instructors and all of this video is true. But he was the weirdest.
Lmao this video killed me. My driving instructor wasn't Indian but he did the SAME things, it was so frustrating. Every driving lesson included a stop at Tim Hortons for a "Pee and a Double Double". Once he asked me to enter a roundabout, but he got a phone call as I was entering and he didn't tell me where to exit, so he had a lovely phone conversation while I went around the roundabout like 5 times. When he got of the phone he screamed at me, saying "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! DON'T BE STUPID! EXIT LEFT!"
lol im learning how to drive a car and the same thing happened to me my parents hired a desi auntie to teach me and all that she did the whole time was ask questions about my parents hybrid car and how it works, lol then out of no where we were at a red light she tells me to go through a red light since no cars were coming from the other direction and tells me dont tell anyone you did that and dont do it on a test and i was like wtf is wrong with u
Okay so my driving instructor was Chinese, not Indian, but I had a similar experience. So he made me drive to some random lady's house and pick her up and 7 yr old daughter. The girl started crying and throwing a tantrum, while the mother decided to speak over her and talk to my diving instructor in Cantonese. I was trying to focus but it was so hard. We drove them to my driving instructors house so she could pick up a car he was going to lease her (which seems hella shady). The lady and the daughter left and I drove home with the instructor.
My instructor literally had me take her to her house, said wait here, came back in 10 minutes with hot chai in a mug and daal in a lunch box. Then we went to the post office.
One time I had this Ecuadorean instructor and we had just started my 3 hour lesson, 45 minutes into it we are driving through a neighborhood, he sees his friend having a yard sale, spends close to an hour talking to the guy, buys a tv off of him and I had to drive him home to drop it off. Oh and I had to help him unload it. Yeah I learned so much that day.
My driving instructor was punjabi, dads old friend. As soon as I got in the car he let me drive for about 20-30 minutes without saying any word. I was thinking I was ripping shit up since he has been so quiet, he must be so impressed. He politely asked me to pull over and then started pointing out all my mistakes in punjabi, and I was sitting there wondering wtf why did not tell me right when I made them? haha Anyway it gets worse, he's on the phone with his buddies the whole time and tells me to pull over behind some sketchy van. He gets out and sits in this van for about 10 minutes, I could see him sitting in the back with his friends and a crown royal bottle being passed around. One of his friends comes out of the van to "distract" me from seeing what was going on, he could barely walk coming out of the car. He opens my door and tells me "I'll teach you driving buddy, just drive the car ah-straight" and he starts laughing. The next thing you know my instructor comes back in and starts venting out his feelings, telling me how his mom has been on his ass for money since he arrived to this country and he starts telling me some explicit shit about him and his wife. He was too drunk to drive so he told me to drive him to his house and walk home (luckily I lived about 10 minutes away, walking distance). After a few sessions he stopped showing up for my lessons, he was replaced by the owner of the driving school. When I asked what happened to my epic driving instructor he told me that he was fired for drinking on the job and yelling at a student, some white girl complained LOOL.
I had this African instructor in Ghana named stephen. Everyone called him steefen. Every time he'd tell me to press the break he'd touch me on my leg as if pushing it down to the break. Totally f%%ing awkward! One time to avoid that I didn't break. Almost ended up with a huge accident. I got a half hour lecture in the Ghanaian accent. Sometimes you just can't catch a break!
Mehul Shukla hahahaha lol omg that would be soo awkward! id tell him to stop touching my leg and that if he touches my leg one more time, i wll just go faster!
I had a Russian driving instructor and my experience was so similar to this video. He would make me stop by Dunkin' Donuts so he would buy a coffee and a donut for himself only, talk with his friends on the phone for hours, or even fall asleep while I had no idea where to go lmao
I just got my license this past summer of 2016 and I went through driving school & had an Indian instructor and THIS ENTIRE VIDEO IS ON POINTTT!! His name is Abdul and literally from screaming at me, going to Timmy Ho's, being on the damn phone and making me drive in a traffic circle in the city MY FIRST TIME DRIVING this is all sooooo accurate omggg 😹😹😹
+Sanjana Hegde same or when u take the corner at 40kph like they do and they are like "why u so fast omg !!! slow down" and im like "nigga u do the exact same shit"
My driving instructor threw a bar of soap onto the back seat and was like "paaji soap Chukaṇā?". I was like "what?". He said "juu must learn the multitask! pick up the soap!". So as I was controlling the steering with my legs I leaned over to the backseat to pick up the soap and he raped me. Like don't you hate how Indian driving instructors do that?
OMG The Tim Hortons is a classic!!! The first thing I thought about when I started watching this video was my driving instructor who always went to Timmies.
I didn't have an Indian driving instructor but an Afghan instructor who also made me go through Tim's drive through for his own coffee and donuts. Then made me go to a grocery store and had me chill in the parking lot for 20 mins and helped him load his groceries in the car. Went to an Afghan store to pick up halal meat and bread, drop it off to his friends house. While all I learned was nothing and just kept getting criticized on my driving 😭🤦🏾♂️
yo my instructor in delhi made me run errands for him...i had to drive him to the theka( vine shop) buy him whisky then drove him to the fucking Tikka shop where he got his tanduri chiken tikka then drove all over south delhi , nigga made me drink whisky and drive , said it is the most important part of driving !!
bruh youre telling my life story... im not kidding my driving instructor is completely the same. All the rage and bullshit I get to hear, no explanations he wants me to be an ace driver right from the beginning. Sometimes he asks me the weirdest and most unnecessary things about driving and when I dont know the awnser he'll be like "how couldnt you awnser that you fool ? you learned this at your theoretical test !!"(which is already 5 months ago). I also drove him to the bank and to the bakery twice. He also wouldnt drive me to my home or at least drop me out near my home, quote:" im not a taxi." Always have to take the bus to the school and then again the bus to get home so fucking annoying.
My sister had a driving instructor who was pretty much EXACTLY like this. He owned a nightclub on the side and had his students drive him around picking up his drycleaning, etc. He also wanted everyone to drive faster and yelled SPEED SPEED SPEED if you drove too slow.
one of my fav lines Accident my dead, everybody dead, my dead, you dead, who's gonna drink the coffee then my friend. I am the only cool guy in the car look at my futher glasses LMAOO
I started taking up driving lessons from a family friend instructor, she was Pakistani. She got me started on using a plate before I was allowed to use the steering wheel
Lobo Redguy it's all good! I hope you watch more of his videos. He is actually really hilarious..and if you are a desi/brown person, you will enjoy his videos even more because you will understand them better and relate to them in random ways! lol oh and that dude who was driving pretending to be JusReign was Jusreign's little brother! :)
