Drugs, Drugs, Drugs 

I lost it at "The Crystalline Entity". If this isn't a street name for drugs, it should be.

"if you take even one hit of the marry jams you will smoke meth and die" this video is the best

Realistic deptionion of D.A.R.E.

As incredible as all of the made-up drug names in this sketch are, "When, Today!?" is also such a great punchline.

When Kathleen pulls out the bong at the end, oh my gosh I lost it!

I'm gonna have to start using some of those new street names... Kathleen's character is best character in this one.

No matter how many times I rewatch this... I still expect a guy to walk in who's a real police officer.

"I guess if we hadn't done all those drugs we might have actually graduated on time." PpffffffffahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA. That only gets funnier if I imagine the characters share the LRR crew's ages. LoadingReadyRun meta jokes are the best meta jokes.

I lost it on the "you racist" line

Oh Graham. I am always impressed by your ability to rant about stupid shit with a perfectly straight face. I assume James wasn't the cop because he was too busy LOLing the first time you tried? :D

"You can't make up the streets!" NEW EPITAPH ACQUIRED!

OOoh....i forgot how good this episode was.

A comprehensive list of all street names mentioned in this Drug Education instructional video: *_The Marijuana_**:* "The Dooby Mack" "Them Dank Nuggs" "The Green Stinkweed" "The Merry Jamz" *_Meth_**:* "Crystal" "Ice" "Brian Cranston" "Hawaiian Punch" "Earth, Wind, and Ice" "Methbusters" "The Crystalline Entity" "The Methly Hallows" "Rocks" "Riggity Rocks" "The School of Hard Rocks" "The Crystal Meth-od feat. Fatboy Slim" "The Meth-termash" *_Cocaine_**:* "Cocaine" "China White" "Thailand White" "Burma White" "Burma-Shave" "1 c. of Icing Sugar" "The White Knight that Knocks Twice" "Speed" "Speed 2: Cruise Control" "Coke" "Cak" "Gak" "Ka-thwack" "Nose Candy" "Happy Nose Times" "The Nostril Avenger" "Sinus Slam" "Goodbye, Septum" "Crack" (part. in relation to the cranium) *_Ecstasy_**:* "King-Size Pillow Top" "The Cocoon Devil" "Farquhar Cat Prince" "You-can't-make-up-the-streets!" "Loots" "Barbs" "Debbies" "Horsey Party Time" "Magic Fungus" "Moby Nash" "Bluenose Skooner" "Secretariat" "M' 'throm" *_Misc._**:* "PCP" "CFCs" "ABCs" "C-bie jeebies"

"The Crystalline Entity"! I love me some obscure Star Trek references!

"Speed 2: Cruise Control" - I'm done. I love it.

Right about when Graham walked into frame with a super-serious expression waving his "credentials" around in front of him, I knew this would be amazing.

I had never seen this one before, but after last TTC, I had to look it up. It had me cracking up with the cuts back to Kathleen lol

"I don't think those are real." "Oh, so YOU'RE the expert now?" "Well...I do usually play the cop..."

This sketch reminds me of one time when I was asked on the street if I wanted to buy some "wacky tobaccy" by a man with a slavic accent.

"..how many of these drugs have you done yourself?" "WHEN? TODAY?"

I lost it on the "You can't make up the streets" line

I feel like when Graham and Kathleen are really old this is gonna be them XD

I'm always impressed by Graham's ability to keep a straight face. Looking forward to the Loading Time of this!

This is one of my favorite LRR sketches of all time for sure.

Almost a decade later and after countless viewings, this one still makes me laugh out loud.

After many many years of LRR, I think this remains my favorite skit. No matter how many times I see it I lose it at Speed 2.

I tried to hold back but I just lost it in the end and fell off my chair.

I watched 1 sketch week ago and now RU-vid is slowly feeding me more and more of LRR’s Good Old Sketches.

"...a very special talk abooot drugs"

I died at "You racists!" It was all in the delivery. Impeccable.

"Methbusters" and "The Methly Hollows" will *always* get a cackle out of me. XD

This is easily the best sketch they've ever made. I can watch it a hundred more times and still havr a whale of a time.

I'm imagining how a "Sex Education" version might be different. But it wouldn't be.

One of the funniest things I've seen you guys do. Great work on coming up with all the names and how Graham was able to say them all with a straight face.

Rattling off all those names almost demands outtakes. I don't think I could have gotten through any of them with a straight face myself.

Favorite references: Crystalline Entity; Kathwack.

Thank god it's back. This is my favourite sketch now and forever.

sounds like you guys had an excellent time with this episode, good job!

I can't wait to see all these "street names" as subs tonight on the CheckPoint+ stream and the subsequent Kathleen commercials ^^

Watching this while smoking was a treat. Thank you recommended videos.

I died laughing in this one. Magnificent, just magnificent

China Cat, Snuff, Laudanum, Slo-Mo, Hero, ADAM, Thin Mints, Professor Gandlebright's Fantabulous Hallucinogen...

Kathleen sounded legit pissed off at the end.

How long did it take you guys to make up all these names?

Somehow, it was "the nostril avenger" that did me in.

I can't imagine how long it took Graham to memorize those lists. Or how many takes it took for him to get through them without laughing.

lol love the bong in the end

NGL, this cop made me want to start doing drugs because of how rad he made it sound. 10/10 DARE impression, Graham

This is definitely one of my new favorite videos.

Fun fact: this sketch was the inspiration for the TTC nickname episodes.

probably my favorite sketch ever!

I always lose it on Pauls "...On all fours?"

I really am inclined to call pot "the mary jams" every time now

This is to date my favorite video LRR have ever done, it's so funny

I could watch that last bit over and over again

My husband had to sit through a mandatory 'drug talk' before our oldest goes to high school. It was ... exactly like this.

These names are soooooo good.I look forward to seeing them all subscribe during CP+

I love that "and getting teen pregnant" line.

I was hoping the advert for ATMOSFEST on the far right of the chalkboard was going to be part of the sketch - it sounds awesome! Would love to know more aboot it.

These sketches are getting progressively better and better.

Grahams delivery is too fucking good in all of this

Burma Shave, nice reference to Desert Bus there guys!

Excellent stinger, can't say the thought had not occured.

Now I've never smoked 'a meth' but in my younger years I did however appreciate the devil's letus

The crystalline entity. TNG for the win.

“King sized pillow talk” fucking killed me, holy hell.

Hey, for once James isn't the police officer! But only because Graham was the best possible actor for that role.

great vid, loved it

The "ABOOT" was strong with this one. 0:11

Thanks for this. Still great :) .

Best lrr sketch evar

I miss this era

this is the best LRR video ever 😂

Thank you for the Archer reference.....

"The methly hallows" lol im dead

I watch this all the time

Me: Thwack. RU-vid: your channel has received a strike.

To funny guys, keep up the awesome work

Kathleen is amazing in this

Methbusters and the Methly Hallows got me.

this is the best thing ever

how have I not seen this until now?

Ah Speed 2, was just talking about that with a friend the other day.

Graham is a treasure

Coke, cack, gack, kathwack. and now saddleback lagac

The only problem with this is that I can only click Like once

Still holds up

That was fantastic.

Graham really fits the template for a science teacher. I can easily imagine him saying, "Alright class, open your textbooks and turn to page *Airhorns*, this will be on the test"

i liked this talk aboot drugs.

for some reason I remembered mrs ran trying to smoke an apple and was disappointing.

The funny thing is that Gak is slang for amphetamine here in Australia.

It's *HYPHENATED* I died,

Well that escalated quickly

I died when I saw no actual substance in the bong

1:51 its like Burma white is prouncouded like the name of a bomb or the name of a traitor

"White knight who knocks twice" 😂😂😂😂😂

I get Macho Man Randy Savage vibes at the end...

"yes, it's hyphenated!"

Yes, algorithm. It was time for a rewatch.