DSP Low Effort Merchandise Is A Perfect Representation Of His Channel 🤣 

Lmao "they're being prejudice towards me for how I acted" perfect description of how Phil plays victim

Imagine every time a company announced a new thing, they had to start with a history lesson of their business. Jesus Christ, get on with it, nobody cares.

Going to be a bunch of children wearing these shirts in a war-torn 3rd world country in a few months 😂

So...he's bringing back DSP merch. His life is like a loop. It wouldn't surprise me if in the future he would move across the country somewhere again and then it all starts over again.

Who would wear any of his crap? 😂 Can you imagine wearing one of shirts out in public? You would get curb stomped.

He tells everyone to leave everything in the past, but is the first to bring up he's 'done this for 16 years', and now he's digging up dsp t shirt merch. Minimum effort, maximum profit.

Chick repellent shirts 😂

You gotta love how Phil thinks he is entitled to use other companies resources to make money.

Phil literally has the WORST taste in everything life has to offer.

Phil couldn't pay me enough to wear those designs in public

as someone said in raw phil all he has, and all he is given, are just tshirts with negative things on him 40+ years old and not one positive message to leave the world - what a loser

Great way to get yourself beat up walking outside in dspgaming merch

he never sold any merch back when he was in his “prime” 😂😂😂 what makes you think a 42yr old hermit will now start to sell shirts for a dying youtube career full of lies and dents 😂😂

So he’s taking somebody else’s work to profit off of? He really has zero business sense, just a leech looking to profit off others..

So his most successful design resulted from ripping off old Triple H logos that had crowned skulls? Why am I not surprised?

You got dropped from Tee-Spring because your shit wasn't selling.

The fact that he openly lies. He wasn't dropped for "political" reasons. The company dropped all the "no sales" accounts. He had stated multiple times that nobody bought his merch. What he does now, is basically for pennies. He has at most 20 real fans.

So he wants his dents to buy Jasper stuff, give him tips/superchats/fixappliances aaaand buy his merch. I don’t feel sorry for these dents’ faith at the hands of 🐖 🤴.

The White LTG making Bully Magnet merch for his dent's handlers to see

How will the dents afford to tip if they're spending all their money on DSPGaming merch?

I started this video, went to clean some stuff around the house, and I come back and Phil is STILL rambling about absolutely nothing at all.

I would rather wear drag in Palestine than those shirts

So its come all the way around to Phil literally trying to sell you crap. 😂 Its QVC Gaming.

Ive never felt sorry for the dents. let them support him more for us to point and laugh

He really thinks he is getting special treatment by a tshirt salesman in india emailing him and 900 other people a day

It so funny that when he had merch his fans were the ones demanding it. When he didn’t it was due to him being above selling merch to his fans. Now he’s back to it, he’s just a fraud and a scammer.

In 45 years, he will still be crying about TeeSpring

Everytime he mentions how long he’s been streaming I roll my eyes

Phil, they didnt recruit you... they sold merch and you had people pay them

DSP makes it seem like he did all those horrible things when he was fourteen. In reality, he was in his late twenties 🙄 what a true victim

How many times has he told this tee spring lie?

really hate the way this grifter says "so muaach mahhney" this dude has the talent to annoy everyday ppl at the drop of a wolverine figure.

this guy has repeated this fibbed story at least 15 times a year

I would like a PandaLee nighty 😍😘😗😙😚🤣😂 and a pig, horse, farm 😁😊😉😆

It was an unprofitable store for them so why not close it, they don’t owe you have a free shop

I work for a screen printer so can tell a few details. Bella and canvas that he's using are ok but extremely thin and generally have bad stitching. The method they use he could pick significantly better garments. The "print" looks like its DTG or DTF (either digital printing or heat pressed) and that doesn't hold up anywhere near as well as screen printing which is why they can afford to do one offs. Digital printing also looks faded as shit regardless as soon as one wash. One go around in a tumble dryer and it'll be either heavily faded or cracked (especially if the company hasn't cured the design properly). Also the unit cost is generally higher as they don't do them in batches so will mark them up. I'd always recommend screen printing as it's superior but I don't expect Phil to know the difference in all fairness.

How many times does he need to tell this story? I've heard it 3 times this month alone.

Does he really think people like him now? Has he seen his twitter replies?

"They didn't give me a chance to explain" Ok how does one explain "HELLO JEW"

Wearing that trash merchandise in public is a guaranteed way to get yourself bull!ed.

Fact checked Phil and they are still called teespring. Bro just lied again lmao.

The art work which wasn’t made by him but made by fans who aren’t going to get credit? 😂

dam this guy loves his own voice

My reputation is different now... The way he said that its almost like he doesn't believe it.

3 channels. Multiple sources of income. His mom wife is working and now he expects his supporters to put money into his 3 channels, that buy me free stuff account and buy his merch. While dealing with his begging, his therapy sessions, working for him for free, handholding him, coddling him and while putting up with the occasional abuse, being powered tripped on, treated as a punching bag and having to endure his garbage content. Damn. They do know there are way better options out there for them right.

It TIME go! 💪

Has he ever given back to his "fans"?

Nobody will ever be seen in public wearing any of that.

"Last time i wore DSP merch I got jumped at school" 🤣

once those don't sell and the inventory is sent to third world countries, they won't even wear it.

Holy shit took him almost 14 minutes to get to the point… btw Phil that Philamaina logo is a stolen design that has been around since at least 2022 if not older. Some dent didn’t make it just for you

Can we throw all of his merch in the same landfill they found the many copies of E.T. in?

DSP is a terrible salesman LOL 🤣

MEEEEEeeeeeee guuuuuuuys caaaaaa'mon TSpring set me ya REEeeeee up for failure. They didn't do all mAH work for me and mAH storefront died real quick so TSpring killed mAH store due to NO SALES. WHICH WAS ANNOUNCED MONTHS in advance. The merger agreement included terminating the dead stores. Phil guaranteed got a email advising him of this. NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TROLLS PHIL. You were lazy, you didn't advertise nor update your merch so YOU KILLED YOUR STORE.

If I ever see someone walking around while wearing a DSP shirt, you're getting punched

Why the fuck would someone wear the name of his channel on a T-Shirt? It would be like having a sign on your head that says, "I'm regarded." This is something that Jayde would wear, literally.

“I put zero effort into my merch and no one bought it. What the heck dood!”

Dent-amania

i would never buy his crap merch.

There is 50 companies since 1999 that do custom jpeg to tshirt printing... thats just in florida and cali.. there is probably 1000s and half can do it by email much cheaper than slow phil will find

"It got dusty, it fell into disrepair" much like your entire house, everything you own, and also your horse-wife.

I find it hilarious that he can never stop talking about himself and his detractors. Like, just imagine this man's existence.

Lolcow merch

I am going to order one, i especially love the following t''s; "DSP Groomed Panda Lee" "Stroke Face" "It Drahped Muh Moofs!"

He really thinks these bozos who walk around wearing his stupid shirts is going to have people stopping and begging to know more about him.

Well now with all the money he’s making I hope he’s going to compensate the silly dents who have drawn all his art that now DSP is going to profit off of LOL

Downstairs, in his kitchen cabinet in the cupboard. Uhh ok got it 😂

None of it's funny or quirky, nor is it "normal" enough to not be associated with a RU-vidr. It's all clearly designed and suggested by his sycophant fans.

His victim mentality is tiresome, and hilarious at the same time.

DSP is truly the master of wasting time instead of just saying "Hey I got some merch coming and showing it off he has to go down memory lane and explain every bit of history with merch. Shit like this is why he's a Lolcow and it's amazing how he's so aware of what makes a Lolcow and does nothing to actually change.

He has generations of fans? LMAO

of course DSP with the 10 minute back story before he gets to the damn point of showing off these terrible shirts.

He should just sell some DSP toilet paper, bet that'll be a top seller

who the fuck is buying those 😂 I refuse to believe he would sell more than 5

I would feel guilty giving these clothes to homeless people.

Those products are so ass lmao can't believe someone would actually wear this in public just to get jumped and he should have just went with the Snortmania as a brand 🐽

Look at that, Phil is lying again! That’s funny because I remember PERFECTLY why he started selling merch and why T-Spring closed his page, and it’s definitely not because of the lies he just said in this video! First of all he started selling merch because he was trying to make more money even though not many people were interested in buying stuff from him, so he tried anyway hoping it would work. He was even pushing his shitty merch to his fans multiple times a day, but it wasn’t working so t-spring cancelled his merch because he wasn’t selling anything, he even once told his fans how many t-shirts and stuff he was selling in a month and it was something like one t-shirt for the whole month! Which is why they closed his page! 🤣

Is it really a good idea to publicly identify yourself as a dent? I thought they were too afraid to even speak out in his defense. Don’t wear those shirts outside kids. You don’t want to represent Phillip in the real world, it could put you at risk.

"Tea Springs CAHNtacted me" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Factory smell?? Even tho they aren't made in a factory lololol It's a damn tee shirt that they IRON ON a printed decal for cotton material!! 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️

Honestly the way he tells these stories it's like self snitching. Like it sounds like tee spring just saw a dead account and axed it. Then he just has crazy demands and then gets cut off.

Pretty sure Philbert Teespring business was shutdown due to inactivity and not mass trolling like he claims to be.

I hope I never meet the type of broken specimen that would unironically wear dsp merch. I have very little faith left in the world and I need to hang onto it. Encountering visual proof that he has actual fans would shatter that for me. And does this absolute dingleberry really not understand that these companies reach out to EVERYBODY who has more than a couple hundred viewers to hawk merch? I mean, they have entire SALES teams that likely make a commission on every channel they rope in.

"i dont care about what they did with my merch because i dont care about merch so let me talk one hour about merch and set up merch with my ugly face so you dents can buy it"

Phillips still thinking that he's not a lolcow.

no one would wear these in public lmao

Who in their right mind would wear his stuff? He is sure milking his dents. A good streamer would probably give some away to their loyal fans that have been tipping him for a long time. Not pig roach, “give more”!

Good grief, can Phil not even decide what designs to put on HIS merch? He needs the dents to tell him what to put out?

Why must he do a history lesson on his merch?

This sounds like an 'over promise under deliver' scheme.

Somebody wanna buy himself a "bully magnet"?

Amazing Phil didn't do anything for his "fans". Wow😂😂😂😂 2:02

This isn’t just a Phil thing but these content creators who sell clothes merch need to start thinking about wearability when it comes to a logo/brand name on it. Even as a kid, when I’d wear a shirt with a Yankee logo on it, size and logo look mattered. I didn’t want anything that just said Yankees in a big ass font on the middle of my t-shirt. I wanted a little NY in the top left.

I just find it hard to believe that he would put in the effort to set-up a storefront. It seems more realistic to me that he'd have one of his fans do it for him.

Not even DSP himself would be caught wearing his merch in public.

Bros mad that his merch shop was defunct and they deleted it. What do u think they would keep it for posterity 😂😂

OMG! Imagine seeing someone wearing that scumbags merch!😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️

Take a drink every time DSP says "Me"

Dave didn't pay for the logos, he didn't print the shirts, he didn't ship them yet hes bitching about how little he will make on them... P.S. Hes using art other people made, GEE I WONDER IF HE'LL PAY ROYALITES TO THE ARTIST......

Nope. No fucking way would I wear that shit in public.