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Noice one

ok Alvie

@@BarryMikokinju English accent? Noice.

lol just like watson from sherlock

​@@NewWesternFrontLmao i read it exactly like Alvie would 😂

Any episode that has Church in the Simpson's he has his hair up.

Imagine if he was clean shaven and cut his hair trimmed.

Totally

Hahahaha

Or if he wore a blue tshirt

He kinda is... in some way

Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that

Princeton-Plainsboro is a teaching hospital

House is always taking everyone to school.

@Jaša Cucek the board can be turned upside down its a back to back whiteboard u can see it in some episodes

I preferred him to Tritter,

​@@Stuart267Tritter was relentless 😂

@@bigbillrecordsbut he had a good motive

@@kalebjohnson7991 no

​@@FuciskoCheck again 👍

The way you describe them as ducklings 🥺😂

What I find sweet is that House doesn't want to fire them, and both he and Wilson know why (he does care about them somewhat), but they both know that House can't admit it, so they just exchange looks and move on.

❤❤❤

Of course, he does.

well yeah, he puts them through stress to keep them functioning the way he likes, but he doesn't want to destroy the machine outright

Love house

More like the apocalypse has come. Start screaming!

DEFCON 1 is normal House?

@@jordoruiz0001 Yep

Lol, I know, right?

I mean who wouldn’t

@@dexterrkk3711 I can't even drive and I'd still take it, if only so I could sell it.

@@Great_Olaf5 mob wouldnt gift you a car if you cannot drive and i am not sure they'd like you selling it

@@vaevictis1697 if they did they would probably want you to sell it, or they'd also gift you a guy who can drive the car for you too, unless it's like a white elephant where the gift is useless and they give it to you to fk with you

I just watched that clip a couple days ago and didn't put 2 and 2 together. It was even a corvette if I remember right, but a new one.

You don't need to know how to drive one to see there are 4 gears and he is in 3rd. Lol

@@tsemiu but if you don’t know how to drive a stick then you don’t know why he shouldn’t be in 3rd

@@nolansteffek7202 bro. You don't actually have to experience driving one to understand the concept. He's not a stupid man. I taught my friends son how to drive one. He never drove one before but has seen movies and his mom drive one and already had a good understanding already but zero experience. He learned and did perfectly after about 20 minutes. Drove for an hour though for more experience with me teaching him. When you drive an automatic you can hear it shift through the gears. You understand it has gears. Wilson can actually see what gear he is in in this case.

@@tsemiu but still wouldn't change the fact that he knows that he should be in forth instead of 3rd

Opportunity

@@zacharydunning6477 Oh, come on, he's just a rubber duck!

@@zacharydunning6477 "Opportunity" doesn't make sense either If it was supposed to be opportunity it would need to be plural Based on context I believe that Rubber Duck meant to say "One of those rare occasions" A pretty minor error

@@in7el773 I wouldn't have corrected anyone if ZacharyDunning didn't try to correct them but fail.

4 times in the whole show

Must be one of the actor's cars.

This feels like such a missed opportunity if the 65 is particularly desirable for some reason. House could've made a snide comment about it not being as good but you can't expect mobsters to appreciate the subtleties or something.

Uh huh and he's also NOT an actual doctor.

I kinda felt the slats were not matching to be a '65

You just described a nice soft way to spend time in a hospital.

@@axiomist4488 There was nothing nice, or soft, about it. It ranked high, among the very worst experiences of my life. But what is one to do? Make the best of it, I suppose. Laugh, softly, with wryness and courage. Irony follows one, all one's life, and sometimes one is even able to recognize it.

​​@@thecrow3380ow I know why you got stabbed

@@krotchlickmeugh627 Good. That makes two of us.

🥱bc some Americans don’t know how to drive a manual 🥴🥴

@@sethralavode9012 newer generation really doesnt.

Yeah, how funny it is when Wilson moneyshifts his C6 Corvette and loses control sliding into a crop.

Apparently every single car in Britain is manual and no car in America does, who knew?

@@jb76489 Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to show up, a year late, to dispute a claim no-one made. Interesting alternative grammar too.

Yep. And he also took away his donation. When you donate money, you don’t take it back. He’s a billionaire. It’s not like he needs it

@@djfunkyabs4294 You take it back, not because you need it, but to screw the recipient .

Yeah, and I can't even remember why he took such a personal dislike of House in the first place. At least the one cop had a good reason, even if he went overboard.

@@Great_Olaf5 se intimido

If anyone was evil it was Vogler. He tried to make the hospital all about not actually healing but selling his overpriced drugs

Daddy levels. 😳

The only difference is that Vogler uses money to bully people and Tritter uses Law and Order to bully people

@@vitomcsween974 Tritter was right

"With a different skin"... intentionally racist or unintentionally racist?

@@girlywench "intentionally racist or unintentionally racist?" Posting on a 2 month old post with this drivel. They are two different people, thus, different skin. If you look for racism in everything, you'll often find it, even when it isn't there.

@@JumpMasterJef They can’t help it, they see the world in classification and labels because of heuristics, only creating the issues which they think they’re fighting against.

no, she did all she could to cater to his every whim until it was the department with the highest success rate on the line. diagnostics was hemorrhaging money, but it also had a nearly 100% rate of patient survival and was the best asset of every single patient in that hospital. also she wanted to sleep with house

@@londonm3161 and yet when it came time to Vogel (is that how you spell it) voting to fire house and Wilson she let it happen yet when it came to her job that’s when she decides to throw out the “remember what this hospital stands for” speech.

@@SoaringxDragon That was after the second vote where she voted against firing House. Vogler didn't try to get her fired until she did that.

@@ChaosDraguss she didn’t vote against firing House, she voted against firing Wilson after he was sent from the room so Volger could vote to fire him to have a unanimous vote to fire House because Wilson was the only one who voted against firing him. She chose to vote to fire House to keep the money.

@@SoaringxDragon No. She voted to dismiss Wilson during the first session, after Wilson blocked the motion to fire House. By the end of the episode, after a handy reminder of why House is still employed there at all, she voted against firing him. I remember quite specifically that Vogler was pissed about her changing her vote from last time, that's when he tried to have her fired too.

A lab coat does not make you look like a doctor, it makes you look like a tit.

There used to be candy that looked like cigarettes and you could actually get one puff from it. It was banned long ago. Supposedly, they assumed it would encourage smoking. I doubt any major corporation would make candy that looks like Vicodin. On top of that, you couldn’t sell any candy with the Vicodin “V” stamp because it’s not from that brand. I suppose somebody could make white oval shaped candies and stamp 10/325 on them, but surely the creator will receive a ton of backlash.

It would be easier to get a fake bottle of Vicodin and fill it with mints or whatever yourself. I actually wanted to do that but I can't find anything other than those prescribed by Wilson to Doctor House. It would be cool to have them prescribed by Wilson to our name/surname

You could also just get really Vicoden (they're much tastier)

@@tieember9596 good luck getting a prescription for it, especially if you're healthy and never had surgery before xD

@@frankbucciantini388 It's not as hard as you think if you're in the US..

His best line

Tbh that line was cringe.

“Edward”

Joeys back in a coma

wellllll he spiked wilson but i agree

Because it wasn't who House was.

I think House respected Chase and knew he could get a job anywhere else he wanted, and probably didn't want Chase to stick around long enough to become another House

@@booqueefious2230 Push Chase out of the nest...see if he could fly. Chase...does fly. He becomes an excellent surgeon and pretty d@mn good neonatologist too.

@Ban this youtube ok

@Ban this youtube definitely. Know plenty of guys who have 'pristine' cars that are beautiful piles of junk because they sat for years. No sense in it, go and drive!

I've never understood that mentality. It's a car. It's meant to be used. If you never use it it's just a really expensive paperweight.

Thats lowkey sad bro.

Yeaaaah! ☺️

Yeah, he looked so neat with his shirt tucked in and everything…just lovely

Which is why House doesn't wear it. He's trying to avoid looking "too good", lest someone judge him for his appearance instead of his actual skills. He brings this up to Cameron later, by explaining that "beautiful people don't go to medical school".

Good point. Maybe this was before he got upgraded; his open space is quite close to the hospital's front doors. Could be something he wrangled from Cuddy on principle at some point.

@@michaelccozens he probably has two? idk but there are a few episodes where his bike is down there.

@@randomindividual769 Could be. It would be very House to take up two spaces solely on principle, and probably to annoy Cuddy.

Isn't there a scene with the young female patient (clinic patient's daughter at the time) who's attracted to him waiting for him in this car park? The woman who ends up stalking him, with the parasitic brain worm contracted in an Italian earthquake, if memory serves.

House wax doing all the justifying, Wilson was just agreeing with him.

If it's a genuine1965, pity someone modified it.

@@taxfreedollars Wait, how does one tell that it’s been modded?

@@momochanjones7302, The flutes between the front of the doors and the rear of the front wheels are not original, The 1965 Corvette has 3 vertical flutes the same as the 1966. The flutes on this car are similar to a 1963-1964, but are not the same, therefore the flutes on this car are aftermarket.

@@taxfreedollars Glad I'm not the only one who noticed

Nothing is ever free from the Mafia - You will ALWAYS owe 'blood'

Liberals tax them for like 50% of their income so they can’t. And besides, at hospitals it’s the administration who takes home most of the money

House and his team aren't just "doctors", they're in a special department of an already wealthier hospital, and that department has a near-100% success rate. Naturally, their cheques reflect that. Even WIlson is a department head, Cuddy is the admin, etc. None of the people you see buying nice things are on a 'normal' salary.

@@trianglemoebius yup they downplay how rich these people actually are lol

Its actually accurate to what doctors make, they have med school bills & don't get paid half as much as they deserve.

"seria insulto si yo lo no acceptar" (No te mi preocupes. Yo soy solo practico espanol haha)

That explain so much if the guy really wanted to help with reasearch grants a city hospital isn't exactly the right spot

is this an actor issue or character issue? my gears aren't turning

I'm sure youre so knowledgeable dr smart

They do if they donate 100 million to a public hospital

​@@ssgoko88 My wife is a doctor:, and as a lawyer I sometimes do pro bono work for the hospital she works at they don't. At best, a donor can get someone HIRED, via nepotism. No way they're going to get someone fired, unless the hospital is already trying to get rid of that person and just needs and excuse. Also, people love donating to hospitals. Getting to say "I funded a hospital" is great for everything from political campaigns to making a businessman look good on the news. If a donor pulls out, there's like three people who'd be more than glad to match his donation. Maybe if someone were to donate ASTRONOMICAL amounts of money it'd be different, but we're probably talking into the billions here. EDIT: To be clear here, I'm not saying people are constantly donating to hospitals. But if someone pledges money, the hospital starts a project, and then the donor pulls out, they can basically just go "oh no, we no longer have money for our new wing ;w;" and everyone from local politicians to CEO's will line up to "save them" and get the good press associated with such. And, of course, the hospitals know this, so you can bet as soon as someone pledges a few hundred k they're beginning a new project. Someone DOES have to donate first, but once they do... the funding is basically garuenteed. Also this obviously only works for major hospitals, but Princeton-Plainsboro is clearly supposed to be pretty major so it applies here.

He was the boss