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Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas is You is number one on the Billboard Hot 100 chart again, President Biden signed the Respect for Marriage Act protecting same-sex and interracial marriage, we are learning more about what happened leading up to the attack on our Capitol on January 6th, Mark Meadows reportedly texted with 34 Republican lawmakers exchanging ideas and suggestions for how they might be able to overturn the election, Elon Musk is no longer the richest man in the world, Kanye West is still spinning out , and with four days left until Hanukkah we get our annual visit from the Chanucorn.
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Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” is well known for its huge viral video successes, with over 15 billion views and more than 18 million subscribers on the show’s RU-vid channel. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy RU-vid Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”

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@golybunne4306
@golybunne4306 Год назад
It’s so telling what kind of GOP representatives we have in the US congress. How embarrassing it is not to even know how to spell Martial Law?
@d.e.b.b5788
@d.e.b.b5788 Год назад
Uneducated morons voted them into office, so the GOP representitives are also uneducated. Remember, their last two presidents (Bush and Trump) weren't exactly prize students, Bush being a legacy admission to college (and a 'C' student), and Trump having his degree bought and paid for by his daddy.
@2fast2nick
@2fast2nick Год назад
I mean they don’t care about facts, or laws, why would they care about spelling?
@Adam-lz6cr
@Adam-lz6cr Год назад
As long as Biden is president don’t ever say anything pertaining to Republicans is embarrassing. Look at your lineup Biden, Harris, Pelosi, even the idiot in this video Kimmel. They are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
@vrvaughn
@vrvaughn Год назад
In his defense, he was invoking the Gunsmoke act…
@waynetaylor3692
@waynetaylor3692 Год назад
In deference to their Jesus, "I love the uneducated. "
@chewyjello1
@chewyjello1 Год назад
Edward Circumcision Hands had me rolling!!! ✂️✂️✂️😂😂😂
@cfusername
@cfusername Год назад
English isn't my first language and even I know how to write martial law. It's unbelievable how stupid some US politicians are. But then again: They really do represent their supporters appropriately.
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc Год назад
The Cult of *rump is in love with the poorly educated.
@MikeLinPA
@MikeLinPA Год назад
Sadly, yes.😟
@jimwind7589
@jimwind7589 Год назад
Be best!
@laduchesse6530
@laduchesse6530 Год назад
51% of Americans can neither read nor write properly... 🥴
@mickeyscott7479
@mickeyscott7479 Год назад
You have a point. No wonder there are many Americans that resemble potatoes.
@saintmartin188
@saintmartin188 Год назад
Kanye: "I'm not having some kind of episode." Me: "Kind of hard to believe you when you are wearing that on your face."
@kristinbagani2811
@kristinbagani2811 Год назад
Kinda hard to believe when he makes Alex Jones look like a fully sane and rational person.
@michaelforis2713
@michaelforis2713 Год назад
Bipolar has never caused me to change my beliefs. I don't doubt kanye's ability to form an opinion- I think he's just stupid.
@brianstone3663
@brianstone3663 Год назад
it a genuine burka, I think he's needs anew pronoun
@cfusername
@cfusername Год назад
It doesn't matter if he had a bipolar episode or not. It would not explain the things he did and said at all. Maybe if he had a stroke, but even then 99.9% of all people would probably *not* go on national TV and praise Nazis - or wear masks.
@lawrencef4356
@lawrencef4356 Год назад
He is bipolar ,BPD and more… he is so sick poor thing why isn’t anyone helping him … it’s so sad 😢😢😢
@debrahelmlinger6256
@debrahelmlinger6256 Год назад
Now they need to work on the Voting Rights bill that was gutted in 2013
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
What I don't understand is why shutting down the government shutdown is even an option! Why should the people suffer because the politicians can't work it out?
@JRcomments
@JRcomments Год назад
To fix most things, reverse that Citizens United ruling. That ruling has done so much damage to the integrity of this country. Schiff is introducing a constitutional amendment to overturn this. It probably is one of the most important pieces of legislation these days.
@GoGreen1977
@GoGreen1977 Год назад
The Republicans in the House will never let a bill reinstating the original Voting Rights Act get out of a committee, let alone pass a vote and be sent to the Senate.
@AncientActivist
@AncientActivist Год назад
@@GoGreen1977 Shamefully, that's true. But what to do about those with no shame?
@brininahoward5445
@brininahoward5445 Год назад
@GoGreen1977 But why when each state is changing the law to fit the needs of the redistricting & gerrymandering within, Voting laws should be the same in each state and it need federal protection.
@bonghunezhou5051
@bonghunezhou5051 Год назад
Those 34 (perhaps more?) R lawmakers ought to be indicted for insurrection - or at best attempted insurrection.
@jinxterpinxter
@jinxterpinxter Год назад
Garland doesn’t have the balls to investigate them.
@trhansen3244
@trhansen3244 Год назад
Define insurrection.
@waynehenson6851
@waynehenson6851 Год назад
TRUMP 2024
@ruthharris9664
@ruthharris9664 Год назад
@@jinxterpinxter oh yes he does
@ruthharris9664
@ruthharris9664 Год назад
@@trhansen3244 its called a dictionary
@1ring2rule3pigs
@1ring2rule3pigs Год назад
Really? Gary couldn't think of the MinorahTaur???
@MrBsbotto
@MrBsbotto Год назад
Ooh, that's rather good!
@conniecarroll747
@conniecarroll747 Год назад
Love it, all it took was a photo of Matt Damon to bring back the Hanukkahcorn.
@mamaduck9370
@mamaduck9370 Год назад
Happy holidays, everyone. Love from an Aussie in Ireland ❤️
@lorrainemarczak9050
@lorrainemarczak9050 Год назад
Late happy holidays from Canada! I'm sure glad I don't live in that nutty country!
@winstonsmith8565
@winstonsmith8565 Год назад
I never tire of Jimmy Kimmel's jokes about Republicans
@lawrencelampke6007
@lawrencelampke6007 Год назад
When you talk about a bunch of jokers, the jokes flow naturally
@WhoIsElKabong
@WhoIsElKabong Год назад
Just wish they'd stop being jokes.
@xuyunfeng4903
@xuyunfeng4903 Год назад
Republicans are the gift that keeps on giving to comedy.
@pamjones8007
@pamjones8007 Год назад
@@moedark4390 why don't you tell us
@theofraser9021
@theofraser9021 Год назад
@@lawrencelampke6007 ìijjjjiiìjìjì
@lynnerholmes
@lynnerholmes Год назад
THANK YOU for consistently providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!
@Me_G.
@Me_G. Год назад
Jimmy K: "Douchbag got beaten by a handbag." Me: Agree and Approve!
@fabianzaiser3335
@fabianzaiser3335 Год назад
nope
@nicoleclammer7036
@nicoleclammer7036 Год назад
That was a good one lol
@Wedgetail14
@Wedgetail14 Год назад
"Our LAST HOPE is invoking Marshall Law!" I'm sure the Marshall Islands would've been flattered that they wanted their laws as an example. Lol
@user-mz1kt6iz4e
@user-mz1kt6iz4e Год назад
Don't "L" too "ol", there, at that one of your own. Leave it to the professionals.
@DaemonTargaryen13
@DaemonTargaryen13 Год назад
I thought he was talking about the clothing store for a bit
@dumaneduard
@dumaneduard Год назад
Everybody knows Marshall Mathers :)
@Mister_Listener
@Mister_Listener Год назад
True! They could have been referring to Penny or Garry, too! Lol and hugs!
@alexandrehenri-bhargava2741
I think it was the Marshall plan
@chicagoboy1106
@chicagoboy1106 Год назад
*"Even the partisanship was bi"! Can't believe that slipped under the notice of most of the audience! Brilliant!*
@TheMulToyVerse
@TheMulToyVerse Год назад
Matt Damon continues to be a presence in Kimmel’s nightmares, lol
@johnwayneasgenghiskhan4699
@johnwayneasgenghiskhan4699 Год назад
No, that would be Trump.
@Cryaboutmyhandle
@Cryaboutmyhandle Год назад
Nah that's orange man, dude can't do one show without talking about his daddy.
@matthewneddeau7993
@matthewneddeau7993 Год назад
@@johnwayneasgenghiskhan4699 are you kidding? Trump is the comedic gift that doesn’t stop giving! Every comedian’s dream
@TheMulToyVerse
@TheMulToyVerse Год назад
@@johnwayneasgenghiskhan4699 I never said that -trump- wasn’t *also* a regular presence… just that the Damon callbacks are lite and fun
@jacquelinefox2632
@jacquelinefox2632 Год назад
If that is his wife... Im miles away. We love Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Ok?
@tashinaking3198
@tashinaking3198 Год назад
The Honicorn makes about as much sense as Santa or the Tooth Fairy. 🤷🏾🤣🤣🤣
@scottisitt
@scottisitt Год назад
…or the Holiday Armadillo.
@tashinaking3198
@tashinaking3198 Год назад
@@scottisitt I didn't know that one! I had to Google it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@baybae92
@baybae92 Год назад
Kimmel has become my new Letterman. Love his show the last couple years.
@nonni4953
@nonni4953 Год назад
Garbage
@cleanearth6238
@cleanearth6238 Год назад
Late night died with Letterman and Jay Leno.. All this guy does is cry about Trump every single night talk about monotonous and boring..
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 Год назад
Can Republicans stop committing treason FOR 5 MINUTES!?
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
But then they wouldn't be Republicans!
@victorm7274
@victorm7274 Год назад
Nope, it’s not in them
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 Год назад
Naw...temper tantrums are their norm.
@sweetsue4204
@sweetsue4204 Год назад
No. 😑
@thisismyrealname2860
@thisismyrealname2860 Год назад
Don't exaggerate, they almost never do anything treasonous between 3 and 4 am
@LucareonVee
@LucareonVee Год назад
Definitely knew what I was going to see in the holiday card. 🤣
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens Год назад
That Chanucorn bit was so much better than it had any right to be!
@joenisnapje712
@joenisnapje712 Год назад
Democrats in the House should start wearing Tees stating “I know what you did last 2020” 🤷🏻‍♀️
@jimwind7589
@jimwind7589 Год назад
They should build a follows,for the domestic terrorist
@bryanyanezbyby
@bryanyanezbyby Год назад
and Republicans should wear one saying "You traded a Russian weapons dealer who is going to supply weapons of war for your proxy wars, all for a basketball player who broke the law". Hmm might need to shorten that one though
@mariatorres5563
@mariatorres5563 Год назад
Darth Traitor aka Diaper Don aka Trumpy grumpy needs to be in prison a Long time ago with rudy like yesterday
@T25de
@T25de Год назад
@@mariatorres5563 Spelling must be hard for you.. It’s F a u c c i
@joenisnapje712
@joenisnapje712 Год назад
Exactly, shorter… otherwise they might not understand it themselves 😆👍🏻 Such bad manners too. Whatever happened to women and children first? Releasing an insignificant marine who signed up to die for his country but can’t face a little prison time. What is he… made of butter 😂 so weak. My BF got released on the 5th and did 5 years altogether. Never complained. Just did his time. My hero 😍
@renobgm
@renobgm Год назад
I love when talk shows have a surreal and purely wtf twist
@ericfair-layman2429
@ericfair-layman2429 Год назад
Oh how I've missed the Kimmel-Damon rivalry
@mmjackk667
@mmjackk667 Год назад
"I went to prison for that circumcision. They made me join a gang" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear. I also never thought I'd see a live Dreidel dog spinning.
@sciencenate
@sciencenate Год назад
You still haven’t… it was two sentences placed adjacent to each other.
@MikeLinPA
@MikeLinPA Год назад
@@sciencenate Oh, sure. Be 'that guy!' Have a thumbs up, and a happy Wednesday.
@TravisTerrell
@TravisTerrell Год назад
@@sciencenate I picture the independent clauses separated by a semicolon.
@mmjackk667
@mmjackk667 Год назад
@@sciencenate :) That's true. These are two sentences. Maybe that's why I haven't heard it yet. You must be the center of every party with your "corrections" of people. Good for you. Keep doing that. People love that.
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief Год назад
Well you never saw the bris episode of Seinfeld then.
@fabianmusefano6402
@fabianmusefano6402 Год назад
Imagine being a law maker and don't know the difference between marshall and martial?
@highstimulation2497
@highstimulation2497 Год назад
oh, you mean being a republican.
@roni6215
@roni6215 Год назад
Dumbing us down at its best !
@SpectreOZ
@SpectreOZ Год назад
Perhaps the imbecile in chief could explain that for you all? 🤣
@SpectreOZ
@SpectreOZ Год назад
@Joe Shmoe Nah Joe... that joke is on you, you don't need to reside in the US to see what is going on there... enjoy your idiot in chief 🤣
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 Год назад
Somebody had better alert the Gazpacho police and their peach-tree (petri) dishes! 🤣
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 Год назад
Mike Lindell is one episode of Jimmy Kimmel’s show away from choking on his pillow.
@trhansen3244
@trhansen3244 Год назад
Why care what Kimmel says?
@StephenLewisful
@StephenLewisful Год назад
Man, I went three whole days without hearing Mike's name and you blew it for me!🤠 Happy Holidays!
@moraggilad847
@moraggilad847 Год назад
I watch every night in hopes of the Hanukorn popping up, even in July
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 Год назад
Well, beats Edward Circumcision-Hands...
@ShannonJacobs0
@ShannonJacobs0 Год назад
Especially offended by Amazon ads. My final Amazon purchase was two decades ago. Why should my comments be any less repetitious than the google's offensive and unstoppable ads? Only one question for RU-vid: Does anyone really think more frequent and more offensive ads can lead to profit?
@Ceerads
@Ceerads Год назад
I can’t stand that. Turned off show.
@famousgoldentouch
@famousgoldentouch Год назад
The Damons… best joke this year 👌🤙😂
@michaelwhyte5161
@michaelwhyte5161 Год назад
You're the best Jimmy! And Guillermo!! Cheers from the UK mates
@petersteiner872
@petersteiner872 Год назад
I second that from 🌲🇩🇪🌲❗️👌❗️
@kathleenvaughan3709
@kathleenvaughan3709 Год назад
The people that have the most money have the least sense of humility or humanity. It’s how they got the most money. We the people they exploit, can make their profits disappear by boycotting them and their products. Elon just needs attention and wants everyone to bend the knee to him. He has proved himself to be exactly who he is.
@thedon9670
@thedon9670 Год назад
People don't act collectively however so in the end the rich always win.
@Teodede
@Teodede Год назад
"Just go create your own platform'-- remember? You need to learn to cope harder.
@theplumber9427
@theplumber9427 Год назад
Exposing corruption on Twitter🤡
@kathleenvaughan3709
@kathleenvaughan3709 Год назад
@@Teodede explain..
@djackson1120
@djackson1120 Год назад
You are commenting on a guys RU-vid that is worth 50 million. Hypocrisy
@ULTIGOG
@ULTIGOG Год назад
This is my favorite thing I’ve seen on TV that involves a unicorn since unicorn gold and squatty potty. 😂😂😂
@davewitter6565
@davewitter6565 Год назад
14th amendment section 3. Prohibiting the enablers from holding office.
@p.j.m.d.1948
@p.j.m.d.1948 Год назад
They tried that with MTG back in April. She basically perjured herself...hence one of her MANY monikers...Perjury traitor Greed
@Vancesez
@Vancesez Год назад
Democratic Party=weak men and angry women. You’re cowards
@Ottophil
@Ottophil Год назад
@@p.j.m.d.1948 just call her CCC and all three C’s stand for c un t
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 Год назад
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy.🤗😉❤️👍
@Eat_Pi
@Eat_Pi Год назад
Tonight's bit was so funny! Matt Damon should comeback as The Hanukorn 😂😂
@jabbermocky4520
@jabbermocky4520 Год назад
I'm an American spoiled for choice. Colbert and Kimmel are BOTH my faves. If I had to choose just one? Please don't make me do that.
@kellysanchez1000
@kellysanchez1000 Год назад
Kanye is the gift that keeps on giving to those of us who laugh at the former President and his circle of best friends.
@LJ-ht4zs
@LJ-ht4zs Год назад
The Former GUY does not have a circle of best friends - all of his associates are transactional - even his marriages and relationships with his children.
@danirocket21611
@danirocket21611 Год назад
@@LJ-ht4zs dude, sad but true. And brilliantly worded
@davidlavalley6656
@davidlavalley6656 Год назад
​​@Pine El Blends - Really!? How is that? You mean "people like you"!? People who believe ridiculous conspiracies that even a 5 yr old could figure out that it was a fake story! 😂🤣😂😅
@inketc.presents5584
@inketc.presents5584 Год назад
@pineelblends8387 would you elaborate? Thanks.
@michaelnorris6280
@michaelnorris6280 Год назад
In other words you like laughing at people with mental illnesses.
@tylerkochman1007
@tylerkochman1007 Год назад
We all quickly figured out what happened to Jimmy’s fam before he opened that card. 😂
@HappyLife693
@HappyLife693 Год назад
My fingers were crossed 😂
@edwinross8168
@edwinross8168 Год назад
As soon as he said "real man" I was going please be Damon please be Damon lol
@lenieldelatorre480
@lenieldelatorre480 Год назад
somewhere DamonVSKimmel thing is not updated so thanks to that segment
@sarahhashish1784
@sarahhashish1784 Год назад
Remember everyone: you have to VOTE.
@manbtm1
@manbtm1 Год назад
Kudos to President Biden for ensuring all Americans have equal rights for marriage.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад
Yeah, screw women's rights. It's more important that gays can get divorced too...
@manbtm1
@manbtm1 Год назад
@@lenawagenfuehr53 ,yes equal rights for all just like the straights do.
@mommolette3607
@mommolette3607 Год назад
Kanye senses he ain't right and seems to desperately trying to figure out what the heck is wrong with him. He feels he is smarter than the doctors that have already told him he is bipolar. Sad.
@5100yes
@5100yes Год назад
I urge people to get off Twitter
@antonmilev4562
@antonmilev4562 Год назад
Why? I don't see any problem with Twitter today under Musk. And in regards to Jimmy Kimmel, I will say that it is very funny that a completely insignificant person like Kimmel thinks he is interesting with his ridiculous jokes about Musk. The difference between the two is colossal - one is just an ordinary comedian and the other is probably the most influential person in the world. By the way, I say this as someone who doesn't sympathize with Musk. At all.
@LavaKimo
@LavaKimo Год назад
I love they worked Matt Damon into it!
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
she should have had Five more kids !
@mikelytou
@mikelytou Год назад
First Sarah, now Molly...Matt Damon sure seems to have a thing for Jimmy's women.
@balaji-kartha
@balaji-kartha Год назад
Matt Damon is a real man !!! 🤣🤣😂💞💕
@MrsRobinson0741
@MrsRobinson0741 Год назад
I knew the Christmas card was going to feature Matt Dayyyymun(Team America, World Police) 🤪🤪🤣😂🤣🤣
@karenwolsey2283
@karenwolsey2283 Год назад
"We love our new Daddy" with Matt Damon, OMG.😂🤣 Love the Hanu-corn! xoxo
@rumpvirus7393
@rumpvirus7393 Год назад
You can try... The only hole is under the neck... Not like the Turd Man rubber Trump Suit. That ones mostly all orifice.
@RahRan123
@RahRan123 Год назад
if marshall law doesn't work maybe deploy the gaspacho police!
@nickhughes8179
@nickhughes8179 Год назад
Send for the Jewish Space Lasers!
@ronaldblackburn8947
@ronaldblackburn8947 Год назад
@@nickhughes8179 And don't forget to wear your Peach Tree Dish Hats for protection!! :)
@nedim_guitar
@nedim_guitar Год назад
Finally, another Matt Damon bit!
@capt.bart.roberts4975
@capt.bart.roberts4975 Год назад
Thanks for you obvious joy in relating the idiocy from your politicians.
@Dtroit313
@Dtroit313 Год назад
🤣🤣 "YASSS QUEEN!" Jimmy's crazy
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
Edward Circumcisionhands? Next year's halloween costume is SORTED!
@kingjay1628
@kingjay1628 Год назад
Or next year, Elon probably be a werewolf if he hangs out with Hershel The 🏈 Football Head Walker.
@kristinbagani2811
@kristinbagani2811 Год назад
At least the Spirit Halloween store is being used year round at Jimmy’s talk show.
@dameoftruth4022
@dameoftruth4022 Год назад
Why even give Kanye airtime at this point?
@briangennardo6937
@briangennardo6937 Год назад
Mass citizens arrest for 34 congressmen and one pumpkin…
@polyglot12
@polyglot12 Год назад
Somehow "cow in a leather jacket" is an image I can't erase from my head!
@stevefromsaskatoon830
@stevefromsaskatoon830 Год назад
I have drinks and watch jimmy every night 😄
@muuuuuud
@muuuuuud Год назад
Nice little tradition, enjoy!
@JohnDoe-vy5hh
@JohnDoe-vy5hh Год назад
As a Catholic I have Communion every night and watch Jimmy...
@8arrows
@8arrows Год назад
I get high.
@boutiquebabe
@boutiquebabe Год назад
I love Saskatoon have you ever been to Shellbrook?
@jabbermocky4520
@jabbermocky4520 Год назад
I don't drink. But for Jimmy? I could start.
@musicjeffyoung
@musicjeffyoung Год назад
Here's a headline for you. Over politicized propagandist comedians ruin late night television.
@joyl3926
@joyl3926 Год назад
Awesome job on monologue as usual, Jimmy & crew.
@Ashira_N_A
@Ashira_N_A Год назад
The 🕎 Hanukkah carol special is great! I feel seen! Thank you, Jimmy and Staff!
@julieutley2073
@julieutley2073 Год назад
Yes! Understood! And in a good way, not blowing up your temple! Someday my people will be respected, too! Hang in there, be careful, and a bless-ed, bless-ed Hanukkah. To you and yours!
@dr.killmoretreeratologist8848
I celebrate Christmas, but that enthusiastic Chanucorn got me excited for Hanukkah! Have a Wonderful Hannukkah, my friends!
@freya8133
@freya8133 Год назад
"Oh it's so cold in L.A.!!" Spare me Jimmy. It's about 22 degrees where I am.
@tentardigrades968
@tentardigrades968 Год назад
I seriously did not realize they dubbed that in until he told me. Unless that was a joke.. I don’t know what to believe anymore.
@DesiGalCrochet
@DesiGalCrochet Год назад
It fits with all the other batshit crazy things that Kanye has been saying lately! I thought he really said it too. I don't put anything past Kanye anymore.
@highstimulation2497
@highstimulation2497 Год назад
I knew they did. there were three jokes in a row, all of which were kinda the same. like a comedy bit. only comedians speak that way.
@cprtrain
@cprtrain Год назад
Each and everyone of those republican'ts need to be charged with TREASON.
@kellymcquay2626
@kellymcquay2626 Год назад
No Joe Biden and his administration need to be tried for treason after letting a dangerous murderous arms dealer loose on the world, and I know how people like you have selective memories but Democrats tried to overturn the 2016 Election and wouldn't let up for 4 years!!!
@highstimulation2497
@highstimulation2497 Год назад
indeed, a decent society which cared about justice instead of only profit and cruelty would do that, but that's not what this is.
@blackoutgstar9949
@blackoutgstar9949 Год назад
how would you charge someone with treason if things were going your way, we would be locked down with 10 masks on. are you going to hold trial over zoom or something? all the failed indictments and charges and you still think every time there's a new one it will be the one.... eventually you should start taking notes and see who is actually committing treason
@kellymcquay2626
@kellymcquay2626 Год назад
@@highstimulation2497 then each and every Democrat need to be charged with treason too, they are the biggest threat to the United States.
@slimbroco572
@slimbroco572 Год назад
Dur dur dur, go run in the highway w your mask you putz
@LiveInSydney
@LiveInSydney Год назад
Very clever skit Happy Chanukah
@Bill_Garthright
@Bill_Garthright Год назад
Way to go, TPM! Yeah, all of this stuff about those texts is coming from their independent reporting. Nice job!
@D._Eath
@D._Eath Год назад
" I'm not part of this bit , I'm just drunk . "
@asteverino8569
@asteverino8569 Год назад
Some topical good cheek and crazy stuff. I love Hanukkah, by the way.
@BluDemonOzzy
@BluDemonOzzy Год назад
And yet you still have these people working in your government. What blows my mind is how weak your country is at punishing it's own leaders. No wonder America is behind everyone else.
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 Год назад
Would you like to read the fastest joke ever? Yes? All right. Here it goes… The republican party. Did you like my joke?
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 Год назад
That's not a joke, it's a horror story.
@darkestknight4159
@darkestknight4159 Год назад
Here's a joke. Hospitals filling up, antibiotics & cold medicine shortages, masks being recommended again by the CDC and thousands crossed the border just yesterday with a huge caravan at the border now and DEMOCRATS are doing NOTHING about any of it. Yeah that makes total sense 🙄🙄🙄
@timothyburnett8605
@timothyburnett8605 Год назад
That was hilarious 🤣
@rumpvirus7393
@rumpvirus7393 Год назад
I like how the punch line is self deprecating and confesses to so much crime.
@ariadneschild8460
@ariadneschild8460 Год назад
😅🤣
@duaynealley3561
@duaynealley3561 Год назад
this contains an impressively well crafted sentence
@ronwatts5827
@ronwatts5827 Год назад
I love the imbecilic use of the English language by so many in the GOPO(Marshall>Martial etc etc) It is so, so, so Trumpian. It is a great time to be a comedian with so much material to work with. And explains why Kimmel won't let go of his "Trump" thing; there is so much material!!!!!!!!!!!!
@highstimulation2497
@highstimulation2497 Год назад
don't capitalize his name, he doesn't deserve it.
@mr.s2005
@mr.s2005 Год назад
and that's way he's lost half his audience, besides having no original material.....only sheep spends that much time watching someone who's just a propagandist now.
@jana8599
@jana8599 Год назад
I agree. I am pushing the Grand Old Outrageous Party. Or Odious. Anyway, I enjoy GOOP for them.
@lite7962
@lite7962 Год назад
Really? U want to talk about material for providing proof of being a completely brainwashed pedophilic no soul no eyes to see greedy self-indulgent innocent life murdering cult of satanists look no better place than at your leader and then take a look in the mirror and ask ur self why is your heart cold and hardened and then ask Christ to forgive you of your sins, to soften ur heart, and give you eyes to see, ears to listen, and most of all a new brain!! God bless, peace.
@TheSandman.
@TheSandman. Год назад
No one is safe from MTG's Gazpacho.
@lilyh4573
@lilyh4573 Год назад
"Even the partisanship was bi" lmao!!
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад
I love how you eviscerate anyone else for pandering and flip-flopping, but Biden gets a pass...🙄
@amyreynolds3619
@amyreynolds3619 Год назад
@@lenawagenfuehr53 aw. Thank you so much.
@DG-eu8bv
@DG-eu8bv Год назад
Prosecute/Fauci Elon Musk is the reason I may finally sign up for Twitter.
@bernardmayles6564
@bernardmayles6564 Год назад
In the old days those Republicans would've gotten hung for treason
@highstimulation2497
@highstimulation2497 Год назад
apparently in the old days some people were decent.
@JoleAron
@JoleAron Год назад
Long time watcher, but I hardly comment, just wanted to say I loved that ending Scrooge skit. 👏
@LucareonVee
@LucareonVee Год назад
Pretty sure it was spoofing It's a Wonderful Life. ;)
@TheJeweledBird
@TheJeweledBird Год назад
@@LucareonVee It's a combo of both.
@Vitamin_D
@Vitamin_D Год назад
It definitely had a familiar feel, but it was awesome, especially the ending with the card 😂 Have a fabulous day peeps
@donaldjtrumpa
@donaldjtrumpa Год назад
I can’t watch this anymore all he talks about is The republican party we get it NBC is earned by Democrat fascist now get back to entertaining me!! Lol
@lealta1481
@lealta1481 Год назад
I still find it hard to laugh about Jan 6 and I normally find everything funny
@joanne4758
@joanne4758 Год назад
*lealta* - Join the club. The frustrating part, each day there seems to be more information - but they are all still sitting there. I try to avoid the continuous news feed now. Regards.
@alexevans7438
@alexevans7438 Год назад
@@joanne4758 seriously with 6 different people.asked if the fbi asked them to do it and they all said i can't answer that
@bryanyanezbyby
@bryanyanezbyby Год назад
*cough* it was non violent unlike all the BLM protests *cough*
@lealta1481
@lealta1481 Год назад
@@bryanyanezbyby so police just decided to die on their own? Real friendly . You guys know it was wrong, thats why you're so desperate to deflect to blm and then to to deny it all together
@vuksgitau
@vuksgitau Год назад
The marriage bill should be also be called The Mind your business act 🤷🏿‍♀️
@pizzaishappiness7994
@pizzaishappiness7994 Год назад
Guillermo needs to do a Steven Segal impersonation. That would be great. 😂👍
@ChandlerSomborac
@ChandlerSomborac Год назад
Kanye's interview looks like something from The Onion.
@ThomasNeal
@ThomasNeal Год назад
The Respect for Marriage Act doesn't do what everyone thinks it does. It's basically saying IF Republicans try to give states the rights to legalize or not legalize same sex marriage, the states that make it illegal have to RECOGNIZE marriages from states that make it legal. Meaning if your state makes same sex marriage illegal after some move by Republicans, you'd just have to travel to a legal state to get legally married. We need full protection, not just what-if protection!
@tamaralee7455
@tamaralee7455 Год назад
It would be great if it wasn’t an end run around giving women rights to their own bodies too
@trhansen3244
@trhansen3244 Год назад
Ruining marriage. China loves it!
@Forthosethatcare
@Forthosethatcare Год назад
Go to Vegas get married and love life. This is very different from having to leave your state to have an abortion.
@kccain4011
@kccain4011 Год назад
@@trhansen3244 WHAT??😳 This ruined your marriage? Thats terrible.😩 I really hope things work out for u. Thoughts and prayers.😏
@ThomasNeal
@ThomasNeal Год назад
@@Forthosethatcare I didn’t say it wasn’t. The problem with both situations is fundamentally the same: What about the majority of people who can’t afford to travel to a different state to get married and be eligible for tax benefits etc. and even just to have peace of mind? I get the difference with abortions is if a person with a uterus has a fetus in them they do not want or cannot keep, making it illegal only makes it more dangerous because they won’t have access to professionals who aren’t scared to be imprisoned. Both of these issues can coexist, especially considering they’re under the same amendment.
@_Zane__
@_Zane__ Год назад
Who writes your material? The DNC/FBI? embarrassing..
@davidpumpkinsjr.5108
@davidpumpkinsjr.5108 Год назад
That dreidel dog keeps on spinning! L'Chaim! It's like Hanukkah came early this year (which it sometimes does).
@tab5470
@tab5470 Год назад
"Duce Bag got beat up a hand bag" 😂😂😂
@antonmilev4562
@antonmilev4562 Год назад
It is very funny that a completely insignificant person like Kimmel thinks he is interesting with his ridiculous jokes about Musk. The difference between the two is colossal - one is just an ordinary comedian and the other is probably the most influential person in the world. By the way, I say this as someone who doesn't sympathize with Musk. At all.
@crystalshaw8744
@crystalshaw8744 3 месяца назад
Deuce
@morningglory8841
@morningglory8841 Год назад
Thank you for making me laugh Jimmy.
@DES.REVER.DESIGNS
@DES.REVER.DESIGNS Год назад
The *Hanicorn* needs to come back every year.
@RedRomanov
@RedRomanov Год назад
No it's Xhanucorn
@azarml
@azarml Год назад
No it's Hannukorn
@carolmurray3674
@carolmurray3674 Год назад
NOOOOOOOO!
@mikelytou
@mikelytou Год назад
Please no.
@wtk6069
@wtk6069 Год назад
So if Democrats thought the outcome of an election disenfranchised voters and didn't reflect the will of the people, they'd still quietly honor the result they view as inaccurate, and they wouldn't try to fix it? Is that what he's saying?
@domcruise274
@domcruise274 Год назад
Hollywood and media aren’t biased at all!
@MrOdee69
@MrOdee69 Год назад
But but her emails 😂
@aliciachristopher6506
@aliciachristopher6506 Год назад
Kanye is crazy.
@fonnyjootball512
@fonnyjootball512 Год назад
@JaneFonda1942 role* and he seems genuinely crazy
@tropicalaquarium5807
@tropicalaquarium5807 Год назад
Loved the Hanucorn bit! 😆
@lilyh4573
@lilyh4573 Год назад
Kimmel's commentary on Elon is always *chef kiss*
@anniejayy9559
@anniejayy9559 Год назад
This Hannukkorn bit is super weird 🫠
@lukewright9031
@lukewright9031 Год назад
I guess that's the point.
@bridgetphillips2969
@bridgetphillips2969 Год назад
Agree I was in the audience and everyone was laughing I was like.... this stupid
@paulchristiansen6383
@paulchristiansen6383 Год назад
Dreidel Dog is the goodest boy!
@1Kent
@1Kent Год назад
A perfect example of why I don't watch this show.
@quantidel
@quantidel Год назад
That was a great send up for the holidays!
@JonBlondell
@JonBlondell Год назад
Thank you Jimmy! Keep the pressure on!!
@daddywashington12
@daddywashington12 Год назад
Jimmy Kimmel lost half of his audience because he went woke and kept talking about Trump💀💀💀
@laduchesse6530
@laduchesse6530 Год назад
@@daddywashington12 WRONG.
@daddywashington12
@daddywashington12 Год назад
@@laduchesse6530 he literally said it in a podcast. You can literally look it up on RU-vid.
@laduchesse6530
@laduchesse6530 Год назад
@@daddywashington12 19+ million viewers is half of the previous audience? 🤔
@edjames7954
@edjames7954 Год назад
Retail association loves pushing gift cards, because it’s free profit where most of the dollars may not be spent for years if at all by lazy or disinterested people who put off using them. And when they do use them, it gets the customers in the door to look at more goods, more sales. That survey needs to be run by another group.
@benbonaventura2650
@benbonaventura2650 Год назад
closed captions turnt "CHANU-corn" to: - honey corn - Honda Accord - Hannah Korn 💀
@holgerlubotzki3469
@holgerlubotzki3469 Год назад
Every Tesla Shareholder should be asking themselves about the future of their investment given that the CEO is taking political sides *AGAINST* the party that actually wants to implement policies to reduce emissions and promote renewables, and *WITH* the side of politics that wants to do the opposite.
@lilwil-ns3uo
@lilwil-ns3uo Год назад
Yeah, it's really cold outside. And our furnace just went out! Damn.
@MatthewThomas88
@MatthewThomas88 Год назад
Jimmy Kimmel should be prosecuted! Jimmy Kimmel should be prosecuted! Jimmy Kimmel should be prosecuted!
@humboldt2087
@humboldt2087 Год назад
Dreidel Dog is brilliant.
@jeromesullivan4015
@jeromesullivan4015 Год назад
Poor YE, please get some help..
@eatingketchupchips9567
@eatingketchupchips9567 Год назад
this feels like the beginnings of trump, atrocious, but no one took him serious. i don't see this ending well and am genuinely worried what Kanye might try to do - beyond just running for president.
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 Год назад
Billionaire needing help?
@kristinbagani2811
@kristinbagani2811 Год назад
Until he decides to get help, things are only going to get worse for him. But the problem is that his ego and pride won’t all him to do so.
@crystalshaw8744
@crystalshaw8744 3 месяца назад
He misses his mama. And you're right, he needs help.
@shapuku1674
@shapuku1674 Год назад
Dave Chappelle also brought out Elon last night and got Booed off stage for 4 long minutes last night lmao
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