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Embarrassing Day for House Republicans, Trump’s Tax Returns Released & Southwest Airlines Mess 

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Jimmy and Guillermo share their New Year resolutions, Bill Cosby is planning to go on tour, we got the final report from the January 6th committee that included evidence that Donald Trump knew he lost and even tried to trademark the term “rigged election,” six years’ worth of Trump’s Tax Returns were finally released, it was revealed that he donated zero dollars in 2020 to charity, the new year got off to a hot start at Mar-a-Lago with party guests like MyPillow Mike Lindell and Rudy Giuliani, we got more information over the break that newly elected Congressman George Santos from New York basically lied about everything, Republicans took control of the House today and were unable to pick a Speaker, Kevin McCarthy lost three rounds of voting, a group of local dominatrix-es made a pitch for building a community dungeon at a meeting of the Ft. Lauderdale City Commission, we have our winners of the first award for “Excellence in Reporting” in 2023, and after cancelling about 16,000 flights over the holiday, Southwest Airlines is putting out a new video that should help passengers have an easier time.
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@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 Год назад
"You get what you F*cking deserve!"-The Joker to Kevin McCarthy
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
Where's Nancy oh that's right Democrats lost
@dozzer009
@dozzer009 Год назад
@@danmcgriff1421 But she never lost the speakership when democrats had the house. Actually, she won it twice and poor Kevin can’t even get the votes after three tries.
@madaemon
@madaemon Год назад
@@danmcgriff1421 And yet Democrat Hakeem Jeffries still got more votes than McCarthy in each of the three votes for Speaker. If this is what happens when Republicans "win"...
@FrankBenlin
@FrankBenlin Год назад
@@danmcgriff1421 That is some sorry trolling there. Put forth some effort, please.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
@@FrankBenlin I really wasn't trying to meet your high standards there Frankie, but thanks for the criticism Happy New Year
@ashlibabbitt8609
@ashlibabbitt8609 Год назад
HAKEEM JEFFRIES FOR SPEAKER!!!
@OhhhhCheri
@OhhhhCheri Год назад
🤞
@kateskeys
@kateskeys Год назад
👍👍👍👍👍👍
@YoRocky89
@YoRocky89 Год назад
Matt Gaetz nominated Jim Jordan for Speaker who turned around and nominated Kevin McCarthy. You can’t make this up!
@thatswhatisaid8908
@thatswhatisaid8908 Год назад
They are a bunch of clowns.
@gaiagreen2690
@gaiagreen2690 Год назад
It's a stunt! Gaetz nominated Jordan because "Jordan was humble and didn't want to be the Speaker," so Jordan is now doubling down on fake humility and hoping he might get that gavel after all by faking some more of that "not interested due to excess of humility." 🤷🏽‍♀️
@justsaying3729
@justsaying3729 Год назад
Chaos! smh!! KARMA!
@ladymae48
@ladymae48 Год назад
Jordan wants it. He is a big faker and full of BS.
@patcolin2
@patcolin2 Год назад
The MAGA crazies are holding McCarthy hostage... apparently they are asking for something he is reluctant to hand over. (He gave them everything else) J. Jordan is just holding the votes, until they can squeeze McCarthy a bit more. Wouldn't it be funny, if six real republicans decided to jump ship and join the Democrats in supporting Jeffries?
@russwoodward8251
@russwoodward8251 Год назад
Thank You Jimmy and Giuillermo! You are a breath of fresh air.
@johnnyorf4531
@johnnyorf4531 Год назад
Really?
@russwoodward8251
@russwoodward8251 Год назад
@@johnnyorf4531 yeah really. You maybe, not so much.
@InterestedCitizen
@InterestedCitizen Год назад
How, how is it even remotely possible that both Rudy and Donald Trump ever have had wives? So gross. 😑
@rachelzeigler4608
@rachelzeigler4608 Год назад
Its called "me love you long time!" 😛
@claudiajacques2339
@claudiajacques2339 Год назад
😂😂😂
@kateskeys
@kateskeys Год назад
I agree. I shutter thinking of either of them naked.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
Someone sounds a little jealous
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад
Gold diggers
@TatsuDeMtz19
@TatsuDeMtz19 Год назад
It was kinda funny when Kevin McCarthy(R) got rejected 3 🤣
@blaze556922
@blaze556922 Год назад
Angry Republicans infighting this hard truly is a great start to the new year! Happy 2023!!
@maryschott9765
@maryschott9765 Год назад
I loved every minute of that brawl of deplorable. Can't think of one single rethug I even like.
@donnaabrams2570
@donnaabrams2570 Год назад
Seeing MTG not getting her way is almost as good as seeing McCarthy humiliated. She was so sure she would be second in command and she can’t even get her boy elected speaker! It’s like I got invited to a party I didn’t even know was happening!
@ajgrant94
@ajgrant94 Год назад
Right!! Almost as funny as the senile, crime-riddled perv!
@Songshare
@Songshare Год назад
Southwest Airlines commercial was hilarious 😂
@jamesweekley1087
@jamesweekley1087 Год назад
I've been an agnostic for over 40 years so, "This just in. There is no God." really got me. Just wicked.
@peggywoods4327
@peggywoods4327 Год назад
I thought that ad was hilarious!
@stefanschneider3681
@stefanschneider3681 Год назад
But I won't be able to sleep tonight, I'll always see that nice lady turning into .... THE DEVIL 👹😱🤯😳🤣🤣🤣!
@mirandap.l.8424
@mirandap.l.8424 Год назад
Americans wouldn't have these issues with airlines if we had high-speed trains across the country to compete!
@Linky609
@Linky609 Год назад
Good luck running high speed through the mountain ranges. Up and down the coasts is feasible but you'd have to build all new track as the rail that we have now can't accommodate bullet trains.
@jungbolosse3034
@jungbolosse3034 Год назад
@@Linky609 Reduce military spending by 20% and that is enough to build high speed rail where needed & profitable.
@MsAnpassad
@MsAnpassad Год назад
​@@Linky609 Yeah, because we don't have mountains in Europe./s
@MsAnpassad
@MsAnpassad Год назад
@@Lalo-jn9hu Actually, you did shy away, as you didn't join until the Brits and the Russians were already winning. 🙂
@MrDog-fk1pd
@MrDog-fk1pd Год назад
@@MsAnpassad the entire UK is the size of one state. The mere existence of the Midwest means the dismissal of high-speed rail as a worthwhile pursuit in the eyes of most sensible Americans
@HelenHumphries
@HelenHumphries Год назад
It seems that McCarthy is as wanted as House Speaker as VD is in a Convent.
@code-bleu3492
@code-bleu3492 Год назад
Saying you're Assistant Regional Manager when you're actually Assistant TO THE Regional Manager is "embellishing your resume." George Santos was straight up slinging handfuls of bullsh*t.
@desertsky
@desertsky Год назад
That's what she said.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад
"everyone does it" is not a defense
@avictorbell2835
@avictorbell2835 Год назад
Standard issue republicant
@tracesmith4966
@tracesmith4966 Год назад
😂🤣😅😆😂🤣😅😆😂🤣😅😆😂🤣😅😆😂🤣😅🥰
@g.mcolon6007
@g.mcolon6007 Год назад
And people still voted for him
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Год назад
I fully approve of the dominatrix as the speaker of the house. Congress has been a very bad boy. *cracks whip*
@RHCole
@RHCole Год назад
House Majority Whip: Thank you, Mistress, may I have another!
@lopanreturns7085
@lopanreturns7085 Год назад
+Ryan Cole House Majority Whip
@fredwhiffle6671
@fredwhiffle6671 Год назад
@kingjamos2422 Bad idea. There are too many sick bastards in Congress that would likely enjoy a whipping.
@tails0420ify
@tails0420ify Год назад
Lucy Liu from Charlie's Angeles? Where they break into the mainframe?
@StoicVeR
@StoicVeR Год назад
The people in the intimidating body armor and glossy shine, have more integrity and tactfulness than the republicans. I would gladly obey her command any day. My safety word is "Pineapples"
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
The fact that Kevin McCarthy moved into the speaker’s office without the votes is FriGGIN hilarious.😂
@ashlibabbitt8609
@ashlibabbitt8609 Год назад
I bet he's sobbing into his pillow right now
@jasonvegan5761
@jasonvegan5761 Год назад
Even though he won’t be there long term, at least he was there long enough to experience the upper decker Nancy left him in the private bathroom 🚽
@robertray6021
@robertray6021 Год назад
Latest news on that is... Matt Geatz has requested the Architect of the Capitol to have him evicted from the speaker's office. He accused him of being a squatter.
@duanebidoux6087
@duanebidoux6087 Год назад
"Mind over reality." Should be the GOP mantra.
@ldfreitas9437
@ldfreitas9437 Год назад
Maybe Demented Donnie will move from Merda Lardo to the 45th floor of Trump Tower in preparation for his coming house arrest after he's found guilty of all crimes he's committed.
@julieutley2073
@julieutley2073 Год назад
Hi Jimmy, Guiermo and crew! Glad to have you all back!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
Irate Republicans is a good enough start to the year for me.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
As long as Nancy's gone it's going to be a better year you're right
@Whytepathe
@Whytepathe Год назад
You poor guys are so duped by your elites. Why do you think people pulled for Trump so hard, even with his faults? Because both parties have become elite posers except for a handful of people and most of those handful of decent politicians are, yes, in the Republican party.
@Sky_Blaze
@Sky_Blaze Год назад
@@danmcgriff1421 nothing's going to be better till people realize it's not Democrat vs Republican.. it's Elite vs Us. Everything is going how they want, and they all laugh and high five each other at their get togethers. While citizen's that are brainwashed argue about their worthless party.
@toolrocks10
@toolrocks10 Год назад
Mccarthy is being endorsed by the clown 🤡 which is a good sign he will lose.
@justsaying3729
@justsaying3729 Год назад
They all want their 10 minutes of fame. None of them will get anything done but conduct worthless investigations on Democrats and the FBI. But what policies do they bring to the people beside increasing wealth for the Rich & pushing forward the Anti-abortion agenda which is already costing them seats. they will do Nothing, as usual.
@freya8133
@freya8133 Год назад
Kevin McCarthy doesn't lean far enough to the right 😆😆😆😆😆
@JimmyDeLocke
@JimmyDeLocke Год назад
The Southwest Airlines bit was pure gold
@MTM358
@MTM358 Год назад
"A good bang on the head will help you forget you could have flown Delta for an extra $19" hahahaha
@kelseycoyote6576
@kelseycoyote6576 Год назад
Jimmy dear, it is a good year. 2023, the year of indictments! Let's make sure we all have lots and lots of popcorn! Great show as always! So happy new year!
@kristopherwatkins45
@kristopherwatkins45 Год назад
@Kelsey Coyote Hello! How are you doing today? Hope all is well with you and your family? May you have good health, lots of happiness, and a great New Year.
@JohnPenn77
@JohnPenn77 Год назад
You certainly must be reffering to hunter biden, pelosi, hobbs, omar the list goes on. make that cornpop. When are these card carrying idiots who vote democrat despite the state of the union going to wake up and study American history, let alone world, via the library of congress? Just keep watching kimmel and believe everything he says. This is how morons stay informed.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Год назад
I never thought I’d see Kevin McCarthy’s face be longer than Lauren Boebert’s. It’s great watching his dream get shattered, for the second time after he lost to Paul Ryan last time.
@richardgonzalez6075
@richardgonzalez6075 Год назад
😂
@spaceballs44
@spaceballs44 Год назад
I’d laugh if Paul Ryan got invited back to be Speaker again.
@williamgullett5911
@williamgullett5911 Год назад
Isn't it great that there are people in this world that we can hope have bad things happen to them to make ourselves feel better about miserable lives? Good for you!!!
@williamgullett5911
@williamgullett5911 Год назад
@spaceballs44 they should get Trump as Speaker.
@RetroGamerBB
@RetroGamerBB Год назад
@@williamgullett5911 he only lost to Ryan because of the smearing of Clinton to drive down her poll numbers. His words. Even Lyndsey Graham said to stop talking about Benghazi because as he said, "we cut the funding for that embassy and it's not going to help our cause if the American people find out". Republicans hate Americans and they pretend to love the country.
@Songshare
@Songshare Год назад
Gawd, I have been despising the GOP for many decades. They are always trying to outdo each other with deplorable actions.
@karenbooth9978
@karenbooth9978 Год назад
I know right, if democrats could, they'd enslave blacks again.
@markedly1013
@markedly1013 Год назад
Instead of despising them, you can now be entertained by them.
@Whytepathe
@Whytepathe Год назад
Because the democrats are so much better? Fake collusion? The support of Antifa and BLM that killed 24 people, caused billions in damages, set fires, terrorized thousands, and ALSO went into government buildings? That lied about the Kavanaugh rapes? Doxxed the minor Sandmann? Demonized the minor Rittenhouse? Falsely accused Page and Papadoopoulos and too many other things to number? Those democrats?
@mikejones5364
@mikejones5364 Год назад
Nah, as democrat your still pissed off they freed the slaves.......
@dmercury292
@dmercury292 Год назад
Are you not entertained?
@bwmcelya
@bwmcelya Год назад
I claimed zero on my taxes one year and the IRS wrecked my life.
@robsmerkin564
@robsmerkin564 Год назад
You weren't rich enough
@blackr0se
@blackr0se Год назад
b.s. IRS doesnt care about loser incomes
@bodhinutah
@bodhinutah Год назад
@@blackr0se Apparently they do since they want to see Venmo transactions over $600 and that's what the new 87K IRS agents are for. It's not to go after the people that donate to the politicians.
@storywala88
@storywala88 Год назад
The three walking away in style in full dominatrics clothing was amazing 💯
@patm5086
@patm5086 Год назад
That was awesome
@FrankBenlin
@FrankBenlin Год назад
Powerful but would have been more effective if she had memorized the short speech instead of pausing to read it. Nerves I guess.
@elia.almodovar9558
@elia.almodovar9558 Год назад
@@FrankBenlin She's a DOMINATRIX, not a politician! Not my style, but I'd trust her over a politician any day!
@FrankBenlin
@FrankBenlin Год назад
​@@elia.almodovar9558 Yes, Mistress.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 Год назад
The GOP always says that Government doesn’t work… Then they get elected and prove it! 🤣😂
@oldmanfromoc7684
@oldmanfromoc7684 Год назад
That is a fact!
@yourmomma2995
@yourmomma2995 Год назад
the guys that are now standing up for us republicans are showing me that they CAN work if pushed hard enough. ZERO republicans i know want rino McCarthy as speaker, only the dems hope for that.
@goodtroublemaker143
@goodtroublemaker143 Год назад
@@yourmomma2995 nobody is standing up for you. We’re laughing at you.
@claudiajacques2339
@claudiajacques2339 Год назад
😁😁
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
Yeah but guess what Pelosi's gone
@kimberlys8422
@kimberlys8422 Год назад
Politicians, it's in their nature to lie but this is a whole new level of catfishing. Which is what he's doing.
@jamesweekley1087
@jamesweekley1087 Год назад
The Donald is hearing about Santos and feeling envy.
@zogar8526
@zogar8526 Год назад
@philipsmashmouth8782 name one lie Biden has told. Just one. I'll wait.
@gaywizard2000
@gaywizard2000 Год назад
Well, Republican politicians. Don't both sides this!
@gaywizard2000
@gaywizard2000 Год назад
@@philipsmashmouth8782 no. Don't be ridiculous!
@great-ok-good
@great-ok-good Год назад
@@philipsmashmouth8782 if you don’t see Biden as the sweet person that he is, then that’s just on you!
@lorifrier8921
@lorifrier8921 Год назад
The problem with a dungeon in Florida is the water table 🤪
@whiskyjames4200
@whiskyjames4200 Год назад
Welcome back Jimmy and Guillermo and Happy New Year.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 Год назад
“Tomorrow is going to be a cast good day” - kevin mccarthy yesterday. And he was right! It is a very good day… for the Democrats 🤣😂
@jackderipper2233
@jackderipper2233 Год назад
A trump endorsement seems to be the kiss of death.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
I hate to tell you pal but the Democrats are useless now deal with it
@jackderipper2233
@jackderipper2233 Год назад
@@danmcgriff1421
@Q_from_Star_Trek
@Q_from_Star_Trek Год назад
it's humiliating for the dems cause they see who they lost the house of representatives to...and that DeSantos, the cherry on top of the cake...
@kansasross
@kansasross Год назад
The three stages of Despotism: Hero Nero Zero We have been through these stages twice in our history and both times it was called McCarthyism.
@goodtroublemaker143
@goodtroublemaker143 Год назад
I started watching this new reality tv show today called 118th Congress: SOTH elections. They put 434 congressmen-elect in a room and see if they can elect a Speaker and get sworn in before their terms expire.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
Yeah they got problems but guess what Nancy Pelosi is gone
@ariadneschild8460
@ariadneschild8460 Год назад
I like how they can't leave til they have finished the vote.
@franklinwilson8573
@franklinwilson8573 Год назад
With MANY MORE TO COME, JIMMY!!!!!!!!
@StevenTorrey
@StevenTorrey Год назад
Love the kid with the Harry Potter glasses looking at Santos....
@MartinSmith
@MartinSmith Год назад
At This POINT, It's PAST Ridiculous 👎❗❗
@FenNick1994
@FenNick1994 Год назад
Rudy Ghoulianni's boomer video cracks me up.
@deniseboldea1624
@deniseboldea1624 Год назад
The fact that there are Reps that are even farther to the right than McCarthy is most disturbing.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
As long as the Republicans are in charge will be better off
@deniseboldea1624
@deniseboldea1624 Год назад
@@danmcgriff1421 Sure, if you are a fan of living under a dictatorship.
@sparkadventures3369
@sparkadventures3369 Год назад
What you need to worry about it’s the left I just don’t get why people can not wake up and see how evil the left is please everybody do not vote blue
@zed4225
@zed4225 Год назад
Happy New Year Jimmy K and crew, all the best for 2023, let sanity prevail, please, and division become unity.
@annetteharmon6194
@annetteharmon6194 Год назад
Let humanity prevail cause banking on bullshit evil holidays that pink amerikkka history has pushed out for my ancestors January 1st was the in the black day that meant black children mother and father and sisters were sold off incase the plantation owner owed a sum of money he could hire out bodies for so many years till the debt was paid nah new year in the dead of winter logical thinking I'm just saying 😂
@mynameisearl1777
@mynameisearl1777 Год назад
😍😘😘 How sweet
@MS-st1zb
@MS-st1zb Год назад
Didn't you play in Pulp Fiction?.
@bobkonradi1027
@bobkonradi1027 Год назад
Regarding New Congressman Santos: It is reported tonight that the county prosecutor in his congressional district has him under investigation, so does the New York Attorney General, as is happenings at the U.S. Dept of Justice. NOW, it comes out that in Brazil, thanks to his newfound notoriety, they've discovered where he is, and they want to get him down there so they can re-open a prosecution against him since 2008. He stole somebody's checkbook down there and wrote some fraudulent checks, then Got The F*ck Out (GTFO) before they could lock him up. So in addition to the fraudulent checks in Brazil, there's Unlawful Flight To Avoid Prosecution. So he might end up on a rotating schedule of 4 different prisons, visit one in the spring, another all summer, the third one as the leaves turn orange, then Brazil in our winter, which is their summer, being far south of the equator. Stay tuned.
@madaemon
@madaemon Год назад
That's hilarious, though maybe you're confusing Brazil and Argentina on the geography? Roughly 90% of Brazil lies between the Equator and the Tropic of Capricorn, whereas Argentina starts just north of Capricorn then continues south, almost to the Antarctic Circle. But I do love the image of him being transferred around like the brat none of the in-laws want to house for more than a month.
@jamesdoakes4956
@jamesdoakes4956 Год назад
Bruh. He’s a politician now. Politicians have invisible forcefields to keep them from accountability
@thomaskline
@thomaskline Год назад
The Equator runs through northern Brazil.
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens Год назад
The person from whom Santos stole the chequebook in order to go on a "Pretty Woman" shopping spree was the incapacitated client for whom his mother had been hired to provide nursing care. That's the same mother he claimed had been killed on 9/11, as well as several other convenient dates, despite her actually dying in 2016. Repeatedly throwing your mother under the bus throughout your life is where conservatives are now, assuming they've ever been anywhere else.
@williamgullett5911
@williamgullett5911 Год назад
You people always equate investigations and indictments with guilt. It's guilty in a court of law, not guilty in your court
@derekstadler9037
@derekstadler9037 Год назад
Critics are saying that Bill Cosby’s new tour is so funny that you will get dizzy from laughing so hard and pass out
@BP-bx6si
@BP-bx6si Год назад
2 drink minimum...
@RHCole
@RHCole Год назад
@@BP-bx6si Avoid the pudding pops.
@danieldonnelly1581
@danieldonnelly1581 Год назад
@@RHCole is that a euphemism for his doink? Lol
@gaywizard2000
@gaywizard2000 Год назад
And wake up with a size 12 poop chute!
@fredjones6516
@fredjones6516 Год назад
No thanks.
@danrion8839
@danrion8839 Год назад
Don't be surprised if George Santos say his real father is Donald Trump.
@drafat75
@drafat75 Год назад
That, I would actually believe!
@monicaphillips2730
@monicaphillips2730 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Whooadizz
@Whooadizz Год назад
Well the proof will be revealed on next SNL episode 😂
@darlenelarochelle4011
@darlenelarochelle4011 Год назад
Wouldn't be surprised if he was.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад
Don't be surprised if it's true.
@twix7745
@twix7745 Год назад
“Are there any districts that have a dungeon?”….🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just died….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BeBopDragon
@BeBopDragon Год назад
Happy New Year to everyone reading this!!💥 And yay, Jimmy's back! 🫶
@jackderipper2233
@jackderipper2233 Год назад
Happy New Year to you.
@jamesweekley1087
@jamesweekley1087 Год назад
Happy New Year back at you. Definitely good to see Jimmy back. I've been getting by on repeats of some of his older monologues. 🙂
@starsabove8059
@starsabove8059 Год назад
🎉🎈🎇
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
And the same to you!
@kristopherwatkins45
@kristopherwatkins45 Год назад
@BMW Hello! How're you doing today? Hope all is well with you and your family? May you have good health, lots of happiness, and a great New Year.
@JasonCarney.
@JasonCarney. Год назад
Spanker of the House just walked out of the City Commission Meeting 🤣🤣
@MrCub1911
@MrCub1911 Год назад
That could've been the "this week in Florida". Luckily Florida always gives you a second chance
@jacquelinedroru3961
@jacquelinedroru3961 Год назад
Happy New Year Jimmy, Guillermo and yo families....... The best of 2023!!!!
@thaIllYankee
@thaIllYankee Год назад
That Dominatrix Clip was hilarious 😆😆😆
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 Год назад
Seems like a SNL skit
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 Год назад
Thank goodness you're back, Jimmy and Guillermo!
@ChrisFabianoNYC
@ChrisFabianoNYC Год назад
How do you NOT make a joke about the woman hiding from Rudy's camera 🤷
@paulk5670
@paulk5670 Год назад
Probably seemed like such a natural reaction to being filmes by Rudy that he thought nothing of it.
@CraigMcfly1985
@CraigMcfly1985 Год назад
Maybe it's a Tik Tok video.
@ariadneschild8460
@ariadneschild8460 Год назад
Yeah how? That was hilarious, people showed up for his lame party but don't want anyone to know lol. 😄
@Mallykins
@Mallykins Год назад
I’d love to have been a fly on the wall when Trump heard Fox didn’t even show.
@kristopherwatkins45
@kristopherwatkins45 Год назад
@Jamie Turner Hello! How're you doing today? Hope all is well with you and your family? May you have good health, lots of happiness, and a great New Year.
@walter9724
@walter9724 Год назад
That nye party looked like the most miserable party I think anyone could attend
@pipedown1246
@pipedown1246 Год назад
I'm happy none of major news channels covered trump's lame new year's eve party I bet that ruined his night,but hopefully they are finally waking up to trump's B.S.
@janiceleeripley443
@janiceleeripley443 Год назад
Really unsightly flower arrangements onthe tables.
@genevadixon8426
@genevadixon8426 Год назад
They were really getting down, on the dance floor 😅.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад
@@genevadixon8426 I think it was the up-to-the-minute music that had the young 'uns grooving so hard.
@mimiboucher1182
@mimiboucher1182 Год назад
@@janiceleeripley443 yes. Needed a purple accent flower maybe orchids to compliment the purple furniture or what have you. But it looked like a fireworks 🎇 so not all bad?
@joannejohnson7006
@joannejohnson7006 Год назад
Eww, what a miserable airline! Happy New Year Jimmy and family at the office and more importantly your family at home ❤
@lydiagray2009
@lydiagray2009 Год назад
I was an audience member of this show. I would do it again. Nice show 👌 👏🏾 Jimmy put my husband on the spot 😄
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 Год назад
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗 😉❤️👍
@BIENLEBONJOURDANDRE
@BIENLEBONJOURDANDRE Год назад
You're Delusional if you believe that !
@ashrithreddy5967
@ashrithreddy5967 Год назад
Happy new year Jimmy and Guillermo, welcome back for the first time in 2023!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
I was looking forward to tonight because all the late night folks are back!
@bernadettefuson1678
@bernadettefuson1678 Год назад
Practically spit out my coffee with the Southwest Airlines bit.
@alkiebythesea
@alkiebythesea Год назад
Happy 2023 🎊🎉🎊🎊🎊to you & your family 👪Jimmy all the way from South Africa 🇿🇦.
@lip-skisnaturals9250
@lip-skisnaturals9250 Год назад
If Kevin McCarthy wants to be US Speaker of the House, 2nd in line for Presidential succussion, he should become an Independent. SNAP
@lip-skisnaturals9250
@lip-skisnaturals9250 Год назад
All he has to do is talk to the right people. Oh he is. Well, that's the problem.
@calags
@calags Год назад
McCarthy asking for another round of votes: "More please Mistress!"
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 Год назад
Excellent monologue. Very witty, much needed.
@MDWD
@MDWD Год назад
Welcome back Jimmy!! Boy have you been missed
@kevinarmstrong6957
@kevinarmstrong6957 Год назад
Speak for yourself
@thelizardking3807
@thelizardking3807 Год назад
No he wasn’t
@Mitsoxfan
@Mitsoxfan Год назад
I love the lady who was like "oh crap, no filming!"
@gaywizard2000
@gaywizard2000 Год назад
More like don't associate me with Giuliani!
@narlycat
@narlycat Год назад
did I say I worked at Goldman Sacs? I meant Goldman Slacks....Goldman Slacks....you know the Jewish tailor who owns a shop down the block. my mishpocha
@gregedwards5608
@gregedwards5608 Год назад
Well done on the Airline scit.
@juanmontas5664
@juanmontas5664 Год назад
Welcome back Jimmy and Guillermo!
@brandyseverin4077
@brandyseverin4077 Год назад
I've never been this early!! ACKNOWLEDGE MEEEEE lol Welcome back Jimmy and crew!!
@kristopherwatkins45
@kristopherwatkins45 Год назад
@Brandy Severin Hello! How're you doing today? Hope all is well with you and your family? May you have good health, lots of happiness, and a great New Year.
@matthewjarek3026
@matthewjarek3026 Год назад
That meeting with the dominatrixes threw me for a loop. I honestly thought it was just another one of Jimmy’s jokes and then I realized “These people exist, so this is definitely possible.” What I would give to be a fly on the wall when that meeting took place…
@fredwhiffle6671
@fredwhiffle6671 Год назад
Huh? You didn’t need to be a fly on the wall. It was a city council meeting and open to everyone - even if you don’t live there.
@whammo11224
@whammo11224 Год назад
Yeah, I thought it was fake, until they walked out!
@dinoflagella4185
@dinoflagella4185 Год назад
Very much real. It was on our local news station before Kimmel aired it.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад
Not gonna lie, those women looked pretty fabulous. I loved the pitch 😀
@douglashenry6996
@douglashenry6996 Год назад
"These people exist, so this is definitely possible". Unfortunately, the same can be said about the Republicans.
@rathertiredofthemess2841
@rathertiredofthemess2841 Год назад
Took control of the House, this time without breaking and entering! Lol! Priceless!
@michaelpipkin9942
@michaelpipkin9942 Год назад
My daughter's flight was canceled twice. The amount of disruption was incredible and heartbreaking. It really broke my heart. I haven't seen her in almost a year.
@danylo7768
@danylo7768 Год назад
it’s just a flight. be thankful she’s ok instead of risking a flight from a terrible airline. she probably would’ve died from being in their hands
@lindaginn7714
@lindaginn7714 Год назад
I'm sorry that happened to you. Hope you will be able to see her soon.
@MrTheHillfolk
@MrTheHillfolk Год назад
@@danylo7768 it's just a flight,until you're threatened to be arrested for just being there.
@AnthologyOfDave
@AnthologyOfDave Год назад
Maybe she doesn't exist, and you're trapped in a coma dream!
@helenclough2320
@helenclough2320 Год назад
I have never had a problem with Southwest
@andrewwilliams9599
@andrewwilliams9599 Год назад
Go get 'em, Jimmy!
@SlinkyTWF
@SlinkyTWF Год назад
I'd bet that Santos' real name is Zelig.
@treefolkhero2850
@treefolkhero2850 Год назад
Thank you for keeping up the good fight against T****. I have gladly lost a lot of friends to Trump and Jimmy keeps me going
@jimreily7538
@jimreily7538 Год назад
Lost a lot of friends to Trump ? What do you mean? They died from COVID or something ?
@desertsky
@desertsky Год назад
@@jimreily7538 He means that some of his friends became enamored by Trump and his beautiful wife and his gold encrusted Manhattan Penthouse and they maybe wandered over to Fox News and because of their need to worship someone they chose Trump. Tree Folk Hero and I have have both lost friends who went over to the "dark side". It's a difficult thing. To answer your 2nd question - yes - I lost a friend who refused the vaccine to Covid. BTW I'm in my 60s so taking chances with information heard on Fox News might be riskier for me than for you. Remember that.
@melissajules8694
@melissajules8694 Год назад
Happy new year Jimmy, we miss you so much.
@ayandanjodo3311
@ayandanjodo3311 Год назад
Happy new year Jimmy and the team
@lemond1649
@lemond1649 Год назад
Late night catching up on 2 weeks of crazy news is delightful.
@tonylang7526
@tonylang7526 Год назад
WOW!! COUNT ME IN ON THE DUNGEON!!!
@pippadora
@pippadora Год назад
Jimmy, happy new year. We missed you sooo much in South Africa during the break! Now you make my day again...
@FrankBenlin
@FrankBenlin Год назад
Hello, South Africa, from Texas. We miss Trevor.
@Marko11061
@Marko11061 Год назад
what is to like? I watched his show 2 years ago but now is to much political. I dont know why he is doing that,is it becuse money or he really think he can change anything, but this show was never this much political before.
@PRLIBRE_SOBERANO
@PRLIBRE_SOBERANO Год назад
Yessss Jimmy El Mejorrrrrrrr
@gaywizard2000
@gaywizard2000 Год назад
Yeah, special thanks to the resident knuckleheads of long Island who voted for Santos! Feeling swindled ?
@kn9ioutom
@kn9ioutom Год назад
LEONA HELMSLY SAID IT ! TAXES ARE FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE !!!
@erisgh0sted961
@erisgh0sted961 Год назад
"I'm gonna start eatin' those." Me too AF.
@user-eh4jv6xw4l
@user-eh4jv6xw4l Год назад
I stopped flying with Southwest years ago. It's like flying with a herd of cattle.
@wbwayne8887
@wbwayne8887 Год назад
🙏🙏🙏 for Bill's Safety Damar Hamlin's recovery and his family and friend's comfort during this difficult time. 🙏🙏 for Jeremy Renner's recovery as well, and Ken Block's family after his fatal snowmobile injury.
@jamesweekley1087
@jamesweekley1087 Год назад
The latest news I've been able to find is that he is still in critical condition. My best wishes go out to him as well as his friends and family.
@BringBackDislikesYoutube666
Your prayers only make the post all about yourself. Bear silent witness, as God intended.
@lilwil-ns3uo
@lilwil-ns3uo Год назад
Welcome back Jimmy and Guillermo!! It was a long Christmas break without you guys!! The cold would have been much easier with you!!
@johnbrowne3950
@johnbrowne3950 Год назад
The Democrat Party missed you the most.
@jp-qn4je
@jp-qn4je Год назад
fools and scumbags
@Nobrun1
@Nobrun1 Год назад
Custom fitting? Very sharp Jimmy. Perfect look.
@abh15funk
@abh15funk Год назад
The Southwest airlines parody was awesome ! 🤣😂😅
@vtrbswarmachine
@vtrbswarmachine Год назад
This is hilarious and about time. Funny when it isn't working for them. They throw a fit and can't stand anything else. The GOP.
@jacobanatoly876
@jacobanatoly876 Год назад
Great see you everyone including you Jimmy back on air. Happy New Year ❤!!!
@hlokkAus
@hlokkAus Год назад
"Thank you for flying with South-West Airlines". That's the problem. They're not flying with them
@youknowcrimedontpay9257
@youknowcrimedontpay9257 Год назад
Hilarious start to finish!
@alwaysidle
@alwaysidle Год назад
That was definitely the smile of a man on his fifth scotch on the rocks
@marywallace4086
@marywallace4086 Год назад
Speaking of Rosie O'Donnell, she must be one of the happiest people in the world, now that evidence is stacking up against Donnie dump.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
What evidence there's no evidence you watching too much MSNBC
@kristopherwatkins45
@kristopherwatkins45 Год назад
@Mary Wallace Hello! How're you doing today? Hope all is well with you and your family? May you have good health, lots of happiness, and a great New Year.
@DIGGY_DUBAI
@DIGGY_DUBAI Год назад
How cool to be asked to be a part of the Oscars and serve popcorn to the stars!!!!!!
@MrAmtrak207
@MrAmtrak207 Год назад
Best response of the year, "Not that I know of."
@across2726
@across2726 Год назад
Miss you guys over the holidays. I'm so glad you are back. Happy New Year 🎉 ✨️ ☺️
@vancouverviking4652
@vancouverviking4652 Год назад
Merry Christmas 🎄
@doug4699
@doug4699 Год назад
Can someone Please nominate Santos for Speaker of the House! 😂
@nata3467
@nata3467 Год назад
Good call. Got to say now Matt gets gets his butt head
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 Год назад
Turns out, according to him, he already IS Speaker of the House.
@richardgonzalez6075
@richardgonzalez6075 Год назад
😂
@tedshelton3327
@tedshelton3327 Год назад
Why not Liz Cheney for SoH? Surely there are 218 votes for her within total House.
@Itosalix
@Itosalix Год назад
The NFT's were not virtual pokemon cards! Pokemon cards actually had value. Yes, even Bidoof.
@denisebuethe9462
@denisebuethe9462 Год назад
SUPER HAPPY YOU'RE BACK!!!
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL Год назад
Happy New Year guys! It's going to be a great late show year.
@elmobopino
@elmobopino Год назад
We haven't heard a real joke since Jimmy replaced the last guy. It's pathetic
@vancouverviking4652
@vancouverviking4652 Год назад
Dusty how many children in your basement?
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL Год назад
@@vancouverviking4652 I don't have a basement lol
@blkncutvibe1970
@blkncutvibe1970 Год назад
Omg! ...That is SNL GOLD! .....SPANKING!!! LMAOOOOOOOoooooooo
@indigowolf556
@indigowolf556 Год назад
I've missed you Jimmy during the vacation welcome back and happy New Year to you and Guillermo
@tlay2496
@tlay2496 Год назад
Having kevin as SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE is like taking a Chance on going on a Date with EILEEN WOURNOS
@jonelfilipek7848
@jonelfilipek7848 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Год назад
Just as long as Pelosi's gone we're better off
@charlottebannister4255
@charlottebannister4255 Год назад
Shame she got the death penalty because I think that would have been a match made in heaven
@barryulrich2170
@barryulrich2170 Год назад
I wonder if I could trademark a t-shirt that said COVID-45
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