Dumping on Fifty Shades Freed for 25 Minutes 

I don't have much to add but I would like to congratulate you on the pin. Congratulations on having your comment pinned, Boreas74! I hope one day to be so fortunate as you have just been. That sentence... that sentence was a mess, I'm sorry. But yeah nice work, bro; enjoy it.

Boreas74 You should have watched the whole video and listened to what she said instead of jumping on her visuals immediatly

Unless you specifically want to, than do it with pride and fervour!

Raphael Margreiter ........... did you?

Congrats Boreas!

Christian: My turn

Shiirow booooooo

This is so fucking funny

Omg yes. Best comment award goes to....

Chris Sleepsick More like breast comment

aka just end the movie; end my suffering, oh please no more.

Nice profile picture. ⚡

Very true though, the sex scenes are not fun to watch but at least they’re a break from the sub-Hallmark level writing. It’s like watching bad action scenes in movie that’s mostly terrible setup for the action.

Technically, it would have to be Jose who falls in love with the baby, since he's the stand-in for Jacob.

Jose: Jee Anna, that sure is a sexy baby.

@@motherfreya2840 Because this is fifty shades it would actually have to be: "Jose: Dios Mio Ana, that sure is a sexy baby"

Um what

@@sentrenade1244 don't blame the commenter, blame the Twilight series for having Jacob 'imprint' on a newborn baby

LMAO what a peasant

Almost like, huh, I dunno, an out-of-touch 56-year-old might do XD XD XD

😂😂😂😂😂

Why wouldn't he simply text her? The only reason why I think Christian emails his WIFE is because Mitchell simply doesn't know how texting works

Also why is he using her work email? Thats pretty unprofessional

Megamind doesn't really hate Metro man though, also it was more about the attention he got due to his talents being recognized and megamind being ostracized.

He didn’t exactly hate Metroman. They even saw their back and forth as a game with silly jokes and banter as well. He becomes sad when Metroman is gone.

And pretty little liars

That's also why The Riddler hates Bruce Wayne in The Batman. Who knew this movie was so influential?

No.

that captures the level of writing/storytelling quite well.

"Sam Hyde" is a much better name for a villain

@@Bigjuicydumbdumb the crossover we need

“My sleeper villain’s name is going to be HYDE. Like DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE. They’ll NEVER see it coming!” - E.L James, probably

Honestly, Jack or Jackie Hyde sounds like a name for a character in a pornographic parody or something.

Yep. That's the entire series right there. E L James doesn't know how to write human beings.

She knows how to write... beings. They aren’t human, though, and she doesn’t realize that. She is completely incapable of realizing that her author Insert (and Anna too, but less so) are terrible people who should not be romanticized, which she probably shouldn’t be doing too much anyway in the kind of story that Fifty Shades becomes, but romanticizing the story, without any basis or context for romanticism, is the only way to keep it from collapsing structurally (both for a lack thereof, and the flaws in what IS there) in the minds of the niche demographic who are willing to tolerate Fifty Shades, but even their engagement is flimsy, because these books aren’t FOR them, in any sense except that writing for an audience made Erica Mitchell popular; she wrote Fifty Shades, and all that story’s earlier forms, essentially *by* herself, and essentially *for* herself.

I wouldn't exactly call Christian an author solely do some of his toxic nature being seen in James. That can happen almost any romance story.

It's because they don't. They just have sex instead of talking to each other like humans

ak k to close to home, man

Exactly.

In the second book he literally tells her something along the lines of "we can get to know each other after we're married"

to be fair, there are plenty of marriages/relationships like that

QueenOfFabulous I can't imagine sending an email to my wife that would be so important that I'd have any feelings about it if not answered.

PJ Vis good point

I would leave him and possibly file for a restraining order

NOW I'M LOLLING 😂😂😂😂😂

To be fair being mad about people not using email is extremely realistic psychotic billionaire energy. I only say this because elon musk named his kid after a jetplane.

You're so witty ;)

You win this video

Fifty shades of red flags

I'm gonna scream I literally just commented this and then scrolled down like three comments and saw this

I know people say 'lol' a lot but this comment did literally make me laugh out loud.

trinthetrex and they didn’t even HAVE this stupid conversation until AFTER they were already married.

I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THE SAME EXACT THING- PS: I love your icon ;)

Reminds me of the movie “Waitress” and the abusive husband told her she wasn’t allowed to love the baby more than him. 🙄🔫

right???? also nice icon

@@phookiephook1043 omg that movie is so good and it was made into a musical and that's good too! 🤧😭

she obviously puts a lot of research into her novels, let her be.

Alex Poletti is this sarcasm?

Sunny's Side obviously.

I don't and have never worked at a bank and am fully sure that you cannot simply withdraw $5M in cash on any particular visit LOL Most banks don't even have that on hand but movies show this happening all the time. At least Girl With The Dragon Tattoo had her withdrawing Bearers Bonds (or another analogue)

@Razet Dadayeva The city or bank doesn't matter. You absolutely couldn't pull that amount of cash on any one day. No bank will let you walk in on a random day and walk out with $5M.

I hate this comment bc now I’m convinced he has some weird lactation kink and I hate myself for typing those words

@@rotisseriepossum OH YOU ARE RIGHT, HE TOTALLY DOES!!! i'm so sorry.

@@MultiGloria42 OH NO LMAO

That’s why he doesn’t want kids

@@MultiGloria42 I'm 99.9% sure he wouldn't be able to fulfill that specific kink with an actual woman, so that's probably for the better.

Ellie Thomson I would definitely watch. The casting of Kate would be pivotal.

That's a true romance.

@Abigail Duerksen Which one XD

As long as Jenny is cast as everyone. I would watch the heck out of that

When is Jenny going to do another sketch where she plays everyone? I love those.

Christian probably was the one whom didn't even consider that,let alone Ana- _that pushover._

@@sharonspears-mandeville2369 ..isnt she an abuse victim?

i prefer Grey-Steel sound better imo

Because this is an unequal relationship between a billionaire capable of and willing to stalk her and a college student (at least at the beginning). The only reason they are together is that he wants to be in control, all the time, well beyond any normal BDSM context and straight into mentally ill abuser framing it as part of a kink to disguise it territory. He wants her to be his slave, full time, not just in an erotic context.

I like how nobody clocked the "steel gray" joke

Can blame EL for that seeing how they hired two guys they knew wouldn't have any issues with her. Seeing how the writer was her Husband and the director was just a yes man for her to agree with everything she thought.

Look up a little about the female director and you will not pity her at all anymore.

@@maffieduran Not that I pity her, just that it was funny how obvious it was that a story about a sexy man mostly for women went from being about him being attractive in the first movie to like, power shots of him working out and sexy shots of her in underwear as soon as it was male directors, and it’s _so_ obvious 😂

@@maffieduran The story behind that director's marriage is 50 Shades of Grooming.

@@bananaboatcharlie I totally get what you mean. The director of the first movie got involved with her husband when he was barely legal and she was his boss, which is what the other commenter was talking about. But you don't need to think the other director was a good person or feel badly for her that she got fired to recognize she directly differently as a woman.

And for 4 minutes it worked!

James Tullos Oh. My. God.

ARS

Oh boy

OC Donutsteel

@@user-me2ox2gb4d i don't get it either

ok but imagine Ana dresses up like a sexy old timey train engineer and that's how she gets through Christians hard outer emotional shell

I think you're into something

50 Shades of Grey is a prequel to The Lego Movie.

@@pavarottiaardvark3431 I'd give this a like but it's at 69 so I shan't sully perfection

@@pavarottiaardvark3431 You should market that costume idea to Spirit Halloween! Then, when the costume goes on sale, Jenny can buy one and do another costume critique!

the worst part is that EL James was in her late 40s when she wrote the series. (she's currently 56.)

You realize this whole series is a twilight fanfic right???

@@PsychadelicDudette well, it's not fair to pretend older folks can't be dumb nerds. Older women can have silly anime usernames and write silly erotica fan fiction. The problem is that her fanfic is quite flawed and got published, then booked for movies.... And now it's spreading a flawed message. :\

@@secretname3897 i absolutely agree, and my intention wasn't to bash EL James for writing fanfiction (I for one think it's great and anyone of all ages should be able to enjoy it), have a silly anime username(mine is definitely one, plus I think usernames are fun ways to learn of people) and write erotica. it's the fact that, as you said, she's written a series that actively applauds, romanticizes and encourages abuse as love. she should be old enough to know that, as an adult, her words have consequences. she has decades of life experience that should inform her better yet here she is, feeding into a romance story that is toxic on so many levels.

@@sandythemaster6898 well yeah lol tweens love to think theyre super grown up and stuff

That reminds me of recently watching _Birdemic_ where in the "sex scene" the woman is in skimpy lingerie, with even a pan of her body, but then the man is fully dressed, and even sleeps that way 😅 I'm like "gee, I wonder if a male directed this," and I'm a dude.

@@PoochieCollins Oh God, I had forgotten about that ridiculous Birdemic sex scene, why did you have to remind me?

Did you just lift a quote from folding ideas.

@@PoochieCollins dude i pushed that scene to a deep part of my mind. Whyd you have to remind .e

Sounds like someone watches Folding Ideas.

Because the author is an abuser and that's how her mind works. It craves opportunities to crush, demean, and dominate. It's all about pretexts to be cruel.

Because if they were alone without anyone to see her topless, then he wouldn't be able to scold her for _letting_ people see her topless, and that's what he really wanted.

In the book, they've actually rented a yacht and were on the beach just for the day, which makes even less sense. She can easily sun bathe topless on the yacht deck with much more privacy or they can easily go to a private island or beach

@@elsie8757 Thinking like a real sadist now. *chefs kiss*

@@smileymctrashbag No. I'm sorry. This isn't even dollar store sadism. This is middle-school-level passive aggression. Because the author isn't either a Dom or a Sub and has all the maturity, and vocabulary, of an 8th grader.

she is in a book, they aged her a bit for a movie, but she's still quite young, like 25 I guess. too early to be married and have kids, imo. esp to a man who knows you for a month or two and has a ton of red flags

She just recently graduated from college so she's defiently not 25 in the movies.

When you're a kid you think 22 is old then when you get to 22 you're like wait we're all babies wtf

@@officert5147 lol yeah I was aware of this series when I was 16 and I thought yeah 22 seems fine to get married etc. But now that I'm 25 and still not married or have kids and not planning to anytime soon, 22 year olds are children to me

@@user-ye5wq7oh2h no kidding! I see 17 year olds and I'm like "I guess I'm your dad now"

Ana Square I'm so sorry for you

Ar least your name isn't costanza, amd you are mentioned in a slash song and there is a movie literally named after you.

I'm feel so sorry for you (but your nick is like the English version of one of my friends name so that's cool)

RIP

At least you have the animated movie Anastasia! (and the broadway musical but that's expected of every 2D animated movie by now)

No, but the creepy guy from the Vulturi shows up and says "Bondage baaybee?" in that weird voice.

Ari Asher I’m sure that’s going to happin in the. Next book

@@Trollificusv2 and then Jane whips Christian

SWEET JESUS AND THE HOLY LORD...

Ari Asher *Holds flamethrower and BBQ sauce/rub while covered in singed shapeshifter-Werewolf fur,wearing an angrily frustrated face as I stand there* : _DO I EVEN HAVE TO SAY IT!? Now,do you want your José pan-fried or Flambéd with extreme prejudice,my good sir and/or madam? And yes,my comment from before still stands- SWEET JESUS AND THE HOLY LORD,mind you._

Shayan H I was thinking about that. It makes for a very uncomfortable watch

well that's a ship video i never want to find

😂oh shit it does!

"Dasvidania Anya your grace! Fareweeeeeell!"

It made me think of the grandma, it was an image i never asked to have inside my brain

Sweet Moses..

Next Fifty Shades could make this series what it was always meant to be: a horror movie where Ana has to escape with her child.

You mean that Christian almost certainly going to end up as a serial killer? I'm shocked, sir! Absolutely shocked!

Fifty shades of red

Noah Karpinski that,or looks like kiddo's _gonna have _*_some serious_*_ blood out for Daddy/Poppa!Christian when the abuse gets really worse,if you catch my drift,mind you.._

Holy crap, that's amazi- no. No. EL James wouldn't have been smart enough to think of that, let's be honest.

@@pikapower_kirby perhaps she was subconsciously projecting

@@cocolime6496 Haha maybe. I'd certainly believe it.

Yeah, it’s a thinly veiled strawman against her critics.

@@Dreigonix this is it. That's the correct answer

Sophie Goodman-Merel Not for the women watching it.

Being an usher during fifty shades of grey is the worst. I quit my job as an usher just in time for fifty shades freed lmao.

Imao i know this comment is six months old but I need to tell you that this imagery make me snort-laugh in public this morning

Christian: wot

Alternately, he's been staring at the light for hours (for some reason) and is getting kinda miffed about it.

xingcat NB. Could be he is tired of listening to the show and it's been with her for all three books going own oh not again

Ha! I kind of love that idea. Stuffed porg can't make objections to what videos are made, he just lies in the background, hoping the subject interests him.

LOL. "Someone please move me, even a little bit!"

xingcat .... and subbed! 💖✊🏼🔥

"babby steal amesteeraAaatghgss ME NO LIK BABI" - Christian Grey. Fifty shades Freed By E.L James.

A Christmas Kink

I wanted to like this comment but it already has 69 likes. Nice.

@@gweneveregilliland917 hahahahahahahaha

R T 👌

Yep, they jipped us. We paid for four letters in our movie's plot, and they only gave us two.

Ba dum tiss

@@trenvert123 yep BS.

omfg this is GOLD

BethAnn Mayberry nah, that would be Jose. He’s the Jacob Black of this franchise.

BethAnn Mayberry hell no. A disgusting spinoff maybe-but,for all intents and purposes..Absolutely NOT. Same with jacky-freakshow friend boy to Ana as well,honestly.. Ewewewewewewew-ew.

and Anna is no sub. that has been made clear from the beginning. this is just a housewife fantasy, not realilty.

Yeah like christan is not a dom and anna is not a sub in a BDSM fan fiction.

Yeah, like, you went into how Christian is a shitty dom by BDSM standards, but Ana deliberately flaunting his boundaries(yes, they were stupid and unreasonable boundaries, but you're supposed to HASH THINGS OUT SO BOTH PEOPLE CAN GET TO A PLACE WHERE THEY'RE COMFORTABLE) was bullshit. You don't go 'well I think your boundaries are dumb so I'm going to ACTIVELY make you uncomfortable ON PURPOSE and maybe it's because I want you to get mad and punish me in a sexy way, teehee, only you're genuinely uncomfortable and mad and this isn't just like a Scene Thing where I'm only pretending to disregard your comfort, I am in fact literally doing that, a thing I am sure has no greater implications in regards to or repercussions on our relationship both as dom/sub and as just, y'know, two people who are emotionally and sexually vulnerable with each other'. So she's a godawful sub who's as disinterested in the comfort and consent of her dom as her dom is disinterested in her comfort and consent as his sub! Just, y'know. Relationship goals if you want to have a bad time, I guess??? (I know this is a necro, but I'm going through Jenny's videos backwards and I felt like pointing out they're both failing at their respective ends of the relationship is significant, even if Christian's transgressions are way more frequent and disturbing than Ana's. Purely because a sub does in fact have responsibilities to their partner and their partner's happiness and well-being in a D/s relationship, and I think it's important people remember that. A sub is not just a passive player who doesn't have to do anything for their sub or consider them at all because the dom takes care of everything. All relationships require both people care for and show consideration for each other, and in that respect Ana is a garbage sub. And I say this as someone with only a vague outsider's awareness of what BDSM relationships are like! I know it's bad and I don't even go here! Subs - well, good subs, and even just halfway decent ones - do not deliberately provoke their doms in ways that make their doms legitimately angry and uncomfortable, either to try to score sexy punishment or just because they disagree with them! Any decent sub works out mutually fulfilling scenes with their partners where both parties are equally comfortable with what's happening, and if that's not how it works then it's not a healthy relationship!)

@@lymmea Ana isn't a sub, though, and they never have an "official" D/s relationship. She refuses to sign the contract in the first book/movie and when they resume the relationship in the second it's on the condition that it is a "vanilla" relationship. Ana certainly acts in some immature, thoughtless ways but I feel like she gets a pass considering that this is her first serious relationship and it's with an older, richer, much more powerful, and emotionally abusive man. (Of course, it doesn't seem like the author thought about it that way...)

xxrujd Neither should get a pass, but I totally agree that their failings aren’t in the same levels. Both are toxic, but on different orders of magnitude. It seems less like D/S was the goal of the story, but the S/M, and whilst there’s elements of both, again, S/M is built on trust, and requires clear and honest communication or it’s going to be a shitshow, especially when it’s S/M. A more interesting story could have been one or both of them agreeing to things to please the other, but not actually being okay with it, which leads to someone taking it too far, feelings being hurt and so on. You could totally do an arc like that, and there’s elements of it, but it’s such a confused mess, written by someone who not only lacks writing talent (which I’ll always give some leeway on, people should be allowed to get a foothold and go up from there) but also refuses to accept critique, showing no interest in getting better. She wanted to write a story in which a dumb, pretty thing (in her view) has the writer’s sexual fetishes (not disparaging fetishes) inflicted on her, and thought clear and honest communication would be a turnoff. As a fellow Brit (but Scottish, which is less of a crime) I can see that repressed Britishness in her, she wants the kink, but thinks talking about the kink would either be too much, or, as is common with the richer inhabitants of the isle (see: parliament bdsm ban) doesn’t want to communicate the kink away, damn the consequences otherwise. Basically, I think she’s a very not good individual, and being in a relationship with her would be a psychosexual nightmare, whilst also inanely belittling as she tells you to change your work email 20mins in to your first day back after the wedding...

Just the other day I sat, totally absorbed, through Jenny's Evermore video. Almost 4 hours long.

his real name is kevin gates

His name is so close to sounding like Jekill & Hyde.

And the best part is, he's not even greek.

the first phone i think was from rita ora and the other one his? i think???

Fifty Shades of abuse.

Tempus Fugit Yyyyyyup.

Tempus Fugit they would get sued, that's the name for Star wars episode 3.

Okay, now I want a twist ending where Christian becomes a Sith Lord.

"Fifty Shades of Paper Tiger Villains who don't do anything and are more likeable than the heroes".

maybe its my age but I was going to go Ren & Stimpy.

its just the kim possible lipstick

Prog MetalDeity sounds like Awoken, her, Cthulhu you know...

In book 2 does the Swamp man show up and try to seduce Fiona away? And is his name Cain?

Shape of Water? (wouldn't think this needed to be guessed except for the suggestions of above)

I thought that was called the shape of water

Ahhhhhh, now I get it 😂, but Awoken is still a thing

What if he was a billionaire, though. I mean I'm a straight dude but if putting up with Christian Grey and his strange email hangups and demanding sex schedule is the price of admission to his bank account and lifestyle, then, y'know... A billion dollars is a lot of dollars.

Shaun Cheah No amount of money is worth that shit 😂😂😂

Queen CupcakKe Oh gurl she was MARRIED when said hissy fit was thrown

I mean they get threatened with a gun so often, I think hoping your billionaire husband gets shot is like, a pretty safe bet. Or you could shoot him and blame it on one of the 300 villains they encountered

@@queencupcakke I bet you wouldn't be saying that in Ana's position. Money may be worthless in the long run, but it's the key to pleasure.

agreed. Jenny is naturally charismatic and hilarious in a way that's very appealing.

She was a part of an MLP parody show that's actually very funny :) I cannot remember the name of it (horrible memory >.

Rachtop it’s friendship is witchcraft and I recently just learned she took part in that and now I’m reminded of that series every time Jenny speaks

Jose Villarreal of course not-it’s pretty clear in the video that she’s sitting down

Yeah her extensive editing really does make it look like she has charisma and is witty. It’s nauseating how many cuts she does for her videos

"relationships aren't going to be magical all the time" yeah but they should be good at least SOME of the time

@@jlkjlkjkljklj9162 yuuuiup

I've seen that excuse too. There is a line between "this relationship has its ups and downs but is overall healthy" versus "this relationship is abusive" and Ana and Christian's relationship tap-dances right over that line into red flag territory.

If someone’s relationship has, and this sounds hyperbolic but I mean it, literally any common points with 50SOG, they should get the fuck out immediately. I cannot think of even a single normal interaction across three films... even the way he describes his helicopter is a red flag. He’s absolutely paid a scientist money to invent a way he could fuck his helicopter. That’s canon...probably, anyways.

people defend these movies? like jenny said it’s a horrible story about two mean crazy people tormenting each other how do you unironically enjoy it

It's not a coincidence that she did the voicework for the best MLP:FiM fanseries out there: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-EDWp9IC1ZxI.html

HOLY SHIT THATS WHERE I RECOGNIZED HER VOICE LMAOOO

@ODC Art Water Closet?

@ODC Art World Cup?

@ODC Art Water color?

That is a perfect description of the expression and tone of voice she has for many videos I've seen so far, "gentle disbelief/confusion". It's kind of cathartic as I have raged filled disbelief/confusion/frustration lol.

Michael Milne that's ingenious, I would indeed watch that

Michael Milne I would watch the hell out of that

Wait, you mean we weren't meant to see him as a rational and kind man already?

You own a red hat.

Michael Milne Turns out they're Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle, just to add my terrible idea to your good one. lol

That's honestly amazing. Sometimes the internet does terrible things, but this makes me think maybe the whole thing wasn't a mistake.

Randomfools 😂😂😂

OMG Jenny loved my comment!! Thank you!! And thanks for the likes!!

100%! at least there was a plot twist LOL

Queen Cupcakke I would watch that movie it sound like a better love story than fifty shades of gray

I mean they have a lot better chemistry well... at least compared to Christian and Anastasia

Barney TheDinosaur He already is abusive.

That's why it's a cycle

Make sure you have canned excited applause from the audience every time the tiger shows up to say his catch phrase.

"Christian beat the shit out of me again. :( " "Awww, Anna, that's rrrough." *insert laugh track*

what if they have a daughter that's really abusive and angry and she befriends an easily manipulated dorky kid that does what she says because he has a crush on her, they get into wacky antics like kidnapping and blackmailing while their pet wise cracking tiger tries to the stop them. theirs a recurring gag about the dorky kid thinking Christian was a batman like superhero and everytime he finds a BDSM thing he thinks its like a crime fighting thing, Also the scene transition is the chorus to Love Me Like You Do. in the end of each episode the daughter gets scolded by Anna and shes supposed to learn her lesson but Christian just pays off whoever's angry so she never learns anything, Tiger then sarcastically goes "well thats just purrrrrfect" * *freeze frame* * * *extremely fake laughter* * * *roll credits while Love Me Like Doodoo plays in the background* * (WOAH thats a lot of likes what the heck)

I couldn't not see her mouth as a little football after she spoke about it.

Sayrah Glenn me too....also when Ana opened the drawer full of vibrators.

They both reached for the plug!!! LMAO

For a series called "50 shades of *gray"* There seems to be alot of shades of red

The Kreutzer Sonata Pt 2: Reverse Psychology Boogaloo

seriously. this movie could be a cure for sëx and pørn addiction. 💀

That sounds hilarious.

And I really get the impression that trying to move anything more than, say, $5,000 ticks off alarms at the IRS, Homeland Security, the FBI, etc., and may even require a waiting period: big movements of money are kind of weird, and look suspiciously like money laundering or other crimes.

@@pietrayday9915 yuuup

Pietr Ayday. E.L. James is a hack, and is just copying films made decades ago with this nonsense. Shell accounts would be easier for him to move with while it doesn’t require him to meet anybody, and Jack Hyde, polymath extraordinaire would know that, surely, from all his fiction editing.

Chandasouk Same. Also with her Greatest Showman video. I have no intention of seeing that movie, but Jenny's video on it is extremely entertaining.

Mindful Movie Reviews Jenny is a national treasure. She belongs in a museum.

I've seen almost none of the movies and TV shows she talks about. She's just so darn clever and funny.

Mindful Movie Reviews I've heard like a million people say the greatest showman was amazing, and 0 people saying this movie was amazing. Don't skip something just because of one persons opinion! (50 shades is different though, sometimes you have to protect yourself from cringe)

Trust me, her description is more interesting then the movies. LOL

I got so invensted in Rational!Christian and Rational!Anna's relationship

oh please. EL James could NEVER pull off that act 3 twist

@@homestuck_official Says the person in old lady clothes I cunningly laid out for them

she watches it so we don't have to!

Her dry humor, sarcasm and cynicism is brilliant. At least in my opinion

I'm addicted to reviews.

Darth Franklin

I have not seen the films but from what I have heard he seems to get off Embarrassing or showing off to Ana. I wonder how much money it takes to buy a house that was most likely not on the market? He must have paid 3 or 4 times what it was worth though with Property if the family there was happy with the house and the area no amount is going to get it unless you go to silly money IE paying 10 or 20 times what its worth "okay kids I know you know the other children in the area and enjoy the seaside but apparently this man is offering to pay for all of you to go to university and buy a car each!"

No one was living there.

Kye Dysarthria she wanted to live there or at least just liked looking at it because it’s pretty, they’re not talking about Christian destroying a house with a family inside 😭

I figured it was some kind of power play by Christian. Like he is saying "oh, you like this house? Well now it's gone. You like me and only me." Then he has something else built which I guess he is ok if she likes because he was the reason it exists.

Monster fox; clearly dean was since he said Christian bought the house from a family despite it being explained that it was abandoned.

Subhajit Deysarkar So does Archive of Our Own :)

Oh yes.

God yes

i once read a thing on literotica that was barely porn, mostly complex exploration of the morality of endangered species and the way women are treated in corporate settings and i was just like, jesus. this will be classic literature

@@viceroymarx406 A good story challenges you and provides insight into ideas that you take for granted. A great story does that and also has hardcore sex scenes.

Also, it's not like you actually get a new email address, they just set up an alias for your new name that gets forwarded to your original email. The maiden name address still exists.

You jest, but I would watch the heck out of that.

Shaun Cheah pickup advice from Jenny would be hilarious

Watching her go around in a fuzzy hat and pick up (creep out) confused straight girls would be funny.

I love this woman. The description of the sex scene was disgusting though. “Meat.”

I would happy control Jenny then...

Spaceboomer Darkchaser I’ve heard that a lot of the bdsm community absolutely despises the fifty shades franchise because it’s not an accurate representation of the practice and is a lot more consensual than fifty shades makes it out to be. Plus Christian Grey is just an emotionally abusive creep so I don’t quite understand why anyone would want to fantasize over someone like him.

riley sunderland I can understand considering it's supposed to be a fun thing and not a symptom of a sociopath's control issues. From what I've heard the first movie promoting items like cable ties for use in BDSM is in itself very dangerous so this series is just romanticizing physically and mentally unhealthy relationships more than actual BDSM or anything else

because he is hot? if it was an average looking guy, it would be a sexual harrassment, duh

BUGZ ARMY what Ayn Rand is a good writer and her thoughts are still discussed

Spaceboomer Darkchaser It was written by a woman who thought twilight was good writing and was having a midlife crisis so she wrote lady porn because sex sells. It does not have to be intelligent or talented, so long as you draw in the perverts and people who think that relationships should be like that.

You're tearing me apart Anna!!!!

At least the sex scenes would be longer

EVERY movie would be better if Tommy Wiseau directed it

Ben, I absolutely concur.

@@timy9197 And the dude would get naked in what is supposed to be ladyporn.

It's a reference to rabies. You're welcome.

GuanoLad, I'd always just thought it was a reference to soap. I'm sad now.

It is a reference to working up a sweat (possibly from anger), derived from how horses have a protein like emission that wets the fur to aid heat transfer that becomes frothy.

It was originally a reference to 1950's serial science fiction when it was 'Worked up into a Laser', but the person had a lisp and the rest is history.

It's a reference to a lather of moist scrotal cheese, produced by the friction from engorged testicles with a damp scrotum.

It was written by the books' author (the previous writer and director were removed due to conflicts with her, so they brought in a puppet writer and director) who has spent her adult life making a very big deal out of people calling it Domestic Abuse, or even people playing down the levels of domestic abuse to make a watchable film.

mjlewis002 my gf made me watch all 3 and let me tell you the first one is godfather 2 compared to the latest one.

They can't do shit because they are adapting a shit book lol

I’ve been waiting for Dan to do a couple of “things I missed” addendum videos 😄

Top drawer...

Euthanasia*

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

Apparently the author took control after the first movie, because she didn't like the way the director tried to fix her stupid fan fiction.

What I don't understand is why the books weren't edited before they were published. Of course stories written for fun/free by a hobby author on her phone aren't going to be masterpieces.

Karlijn S The editors tried but ELJ rejected their changes (or, in one case, fired her original editor because they tried to make too many changes)

You get hassled when you even deposit large amounts

When people have hardcore/BDSM sex there is usually a safe word so that if the woman wants to stop she can just say the safe word, in the scene their safe word was red and Christian was making sure Ana still knew what it was and she joked around saying it was purple instead.

I love that you assume the woman is always the sub when there are in fact female doms and male subs... but yes safe words are used to say to the dom to stop.

Yes sorry, i am aware of that at the time i must have thought it was obvious i was referring to the specific situation in the movie, but your right i should have specified that

Colorblind

"when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags"

as a fiction editor I can say yes, I'm a billionaire

That's funny. You're funny.

Znijik_the_Zed nah man, you should start your own religion