Came back to this video after watching Josh Hutcherson in the FNAF movie. Imagine if in another universe he acted out Five Nights at Freddy's to Kate while she's suffering from a broken leg. Imagine.
Kate represents the innocence of youth and Katlyn represents the darkness of adulthood which is why Kate is left behind in the end and Katlyn gets to leave the island (puberty) and go on to the real world (adulthood)
I wonder if the fnaf movie will resurrect his fandom and he’ll become the next white boy of the month. I’ve already seen him get new fangirls over the trailers.
I originally thought this writer was a hack but it takes some guts to write yourself into a story as a horrible seductress fighting against your own self-insert. That's some high level meta pathos right there.
@@ThreadBomb Common misconception: Schizophrenia (or Psychosis) is a disorder whereby people have difficulty interpreting reality. Mostly because they have several types of hallicunations and/or (usually and ) because their brains convinces them of the most outlandish stuff (e.g. that everyone is observing them because they are the star of a reality show. What you're thinking of is multiple personality disorder. (Source: I'm a clinical psychologist) Though I can't blame you for not knowing that, the movie and TV industries make that mistake pretty much constantly, and nobody knows what's what anymore.
Thus creating a time loop in when in his reenactment Josh Hutcherson would have to start reenacting the story again...and again... and again, never getting past this part. They never leave the island.
To be fair, when she made this video, nobody over the age of 12 knew what Wattpad was. This was long before they actually started publishing the garbage on that site and Netflix made their garbage movies.
Okay this is an actual part of "still trapped in an island with josh hutcherson" "I went to a shop and brought a boat I didn’t have any money but people give me boats for free sometimes because I am josh hutcherson after all."
I love that this implies that people have just given him a boat on multiple occasions. So many questions, were they all strangers? How big were the boats?
This author‘s critical mistake was casting Amanda Seyfried as her self insert character. That’s when the latent jealousy began to build, culminating in another self insert who is actually herself
I commented this somewhere else, but I kinda think it's a reflection of how society's policing of female sexuality effects young girls. This author, presumably a young teenage girl, wants to explore her sexuality, but can't be forthcoming with that without (in her mind) losing the respect of others and herself. So, in order to have some semblance of sexual agency, she must kill Regular Self-Insert and become Evil Self-Insert, whose evilness will allow her to be overtly sexual in a way that Regular Self-Insert's perceived goodness doesn't allow.
It would have been awesome if, in the final chapter, one of the characters decided to get revenge on another by writing a book called "Trapped in an Island with Josch Hutcherson."
I maintain that there's always one redeeming bit in every bad piece of writing, and in THIS bad piece of writing, it's the odd way she describes the act of falling: "My feet found air." Very unique and expressive.
I know this comment is a year old but, having been a dumb kid writer on wattpad, that’s a fairly common phrase for falling in fanfiction :/ it does sound neat and nice though
Okay, but imagine a thriller/psychological horror movie with the premise "I was shipwrecked on an island with my celebrity crush, but then a dark, evil clone of myself showed up" and then it ends up being a metaphor for self-sabotage and self-loathing.
I can imagine at the theater just everyone who's already seen the movie making a mad dash for the concessions stand and the bathrooms during those times.
That's not even the funniest bit. In that film with two 10 minute pauses I imagine that there's an old timey placard that says 'Three months later...' that only shows up for about 3 seconds. The time disparity is what I live for.
I love that Katelyn won a vacation on (in) a tropical island and she apparently spent the time eating chips, writing fanfiction, and walking around in her underwear. Absolute mood
@@joeyjojoshabadoo2508 Why not, what's a massive portrait of yourself next to lugging around a wide assortment of men's clothes in various sizes as well as your fat grandmas old dresses.
Given that nobody goes to look for him, my head canon is that Lawrence watches him choose the cold death of the ocean over her company, laughs at what a cad he is, and goes to tell the nearest person she just got shot down again.
Isn't this the other fanfiction written on ao3 about Josh and Jennifer stuck on an island after their plane crashed while flying to some city to film the Hunger Games?
one of my favorite fanfic quirks is every author's complete inability to comprehend time. Staring at someone else in silence for 10 minutes would be so uncomfortably long that it swings the tone wildly from romance novel to horror movie, and I will never not laugh at it.
I think that's where we went wrong in the first place. We came in with an expectation of romance and found ourselves in an existential psychological horror. The author was clever enough to plant the seeds right from the start.
god you're so right. even very good authors of fanfiction that i otherwise enjoy will do this. like, character x asks a question, then after "a full minute of thought" character y responds...like, after sixty (60) seconds of dead silence, the conversation would be fully over. character x walked away, man
I feel like they meant it was glances thrown at a person while the one who stared didn't straight up stare but looked elsewhere too, maybe was talking to someone too or doing something but was looking at the person (stared) as well idk
me: **dies from severe blood loss before i could finish telling Josh Hutcherson what my favorite film is so he could Act It for me while a whole bone is sticking out from my mangled leg and im delirious from the shock and quickly losing consciousness as im bleeding to death** cute boy Josh Hutcherson who i am stuck with in a island: **removes his shirt which is grey and fiffy dollarts**
Also love how a compound leg break was healed completely kn only a month without proper medical attention. Not even a splint or makeshift cast. Just a $50 grey shirt and some dirty leaves. Totally wont get a deadly infection nor heal out of place.
When I was 11 I wrote a script for a short film that I wanted to film with my friends. It never came to fruition but I still have the script. It was called "The Kidnapping" and it was about twin girls Mindy and Kindy whose mother gets kidnapped by a jealous evil lady named Lora, so instead of calling 911, the twins band together with their four friends and beat the shit out of Lora and her minions using golf clubs, kitchen knives, slingshots, and plot convenience. It's filled with "random XD" 2015 humor, random things just appearing when the plot calls for it, and hilariously dark bullshit.
How beautiful, how strong. Kate smiled through the tears as the horde approached. " We love you, Kate." They cried in unison. " I love you too, Josh Hutchersons. All four hundred of you." She took the hand of the closest Josh and dragged him into the bushes. This was going to be a long night, Kate thought.
I imagine the inside of a Borg ship filled with Josh Hutchersons. Every time one of them dies hilariously, uh, tragically on the island, another is released from his alcove and transported in to replace the previous model.
As a celebrity I must agree with the Josh Hutcherson POV. I too own a $50 tshirt. I often wear it when my limo "of for to take me" to the cruise ship. You pleebs wouldn't understand.
I don't know if you wrote "pleebs" intentionally but I treated it as a typo of "plebs" when I read it and for the life of me I don't know why the fuck I started giggling so hard Pleebs Sounds like an alien race from a kid's show
Man, imagine being a girl who meets her celebrity crush, they fall in love while on a grand adventure, and the second he meets someone sexier he drops the protagonist without a hint of remorse. That's a villain backstory if I ever heard one.
GASP - maybe it's a fight club twist kate/kaitlyn is like tyler durden and the narrator josh is like marla singer, confused at why the protagonist appears to be envious of themself
What if this happened to Katylin with a previous celeb crush who left with a previous version of her self, she wrote fanfic on the island about her new crush, who shows up with the new version of herself, who she steals her new crush from, restarting the cycle
maybe it's a fight club sequel. kate and katelyn are revealed at the end to both be personas of marla singer --- edit: oh i just realized I'm basically responding to my own comment from a year ago 😂 the real fight club twist is the friends we made along the way
The "I know Jennifer because she was in The Hunger Games with me" stream of consciousness reminded me of Homer's "money can be exchanged for goods and services" bit for some reason.
It made me think of the BuffyBot reading the information files of all of her friends aloud. "Willow! You're recently gay!" "Anya! How is your money?" "Jennifer! You were in The Hunger Games with me." "Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up, and he's bloody stupid."
i realize i’m late to the party but i’m somewhat disappointed the bio for this fic wasn’t shared, particularly the line “so a celebrity and a normal teenage girl stuck on an island what will happen well they fall in love or get hungrey and eat each other read this book to find out” mwah a masterpiece
If this became a movie, I would hope Kate and Katelyn would be played by the same actress. Also, the grammar mistakes would absolutely need to stay. I'm picturing the poster with "Trapped in a Island" across the top and "there make be snakes" as the tagline.
If it's like Adaptation then I would probably like it. Although that was a movie about the struggles of writing a movie adaptation of a not-so-great book.
There are some ridiculous lines that kind of make it worth it. "I shouldn't waste the air I hyperventilate" and "Author's note: ouch" are my two favorite
Maybe that was part of the prize package "3 week island vacation and custom full body portrait; plus a wardrobe for your whole family" All this can be yours if you're our lucky winner :y
The fondest wish of my heart is that someday they make a drunk history style video of this. They get both Jennifer Lawrence and Amanda Seyfried on board. The role of Josh Hutcherson is played by Liam Hemsworth
Unbound by the conventions of the writer's craft, young writers tend to adhere to tropes present in media they've consumed. But sometimes, very occasionally, they completely break with all rhyme and reason and do some WILD shit.
You could write an entire essay psychoanalyzing the author of this fanfic while exploring in depth the complex themes and metaphors of the piece itself
As someone who was obsessed with Josh Hutcherson when I was younger, I just want to throw it out there that there is not one, but TWO movies that feature Josh Hutcherson being stuck IN an island: Journey to the Center of the Earth and Journey 2: the Mysterious Island
I came down here looking for validation on how horrifying the thought of a teddy bear with Josh Hutcherson's face on it may be. I am incredibly disappointed that nobody else seemed to recognize this.
Lmao I thought so too! Is the bear's face his face, or is his face say, on a sweatshirt the bear is wearing? Is it a full on hybrid bear-man or just a bear covered in depictions of Josh Hutcherson?
@@faeriegraver I personally hope she has all of these bears and more. Any conceivable option for a Josh Hutcherson teddy bear should be explored. Teddy bears dressed as characters he has played, teddy bears with his face inexplicably on a bears body, doodle bears wear you can color in Josh Hutcherson. All of the unholy options in one giant pile staring out at you.
Them finding Wattpad and in-narrative promoting the author’s other Josh Hutcherson fan fiction has the same energy as Vanessa Hudgens watching “A Christmas Prince” on Netflix in “The Christmas Switch” (2018)
Why did she never talk about the description of this book 😭😭 “kate runs away from home on her dads small boat while josh is on a cruse ship and a storm comes and they both fall but caus kate cant swim and josh is a really good swimmer he saves her but they get stuck on a island together so a celebrity and a normal teenage girl stuck on an island what will happen well they fall in love or get hungrey and eat each other read this book to find out”
Joshes pov Its ok Kate it's only canibalizising if it's your own meat and/or bones. Kates pov oh I honestly didnt know that I said even though i was still a bit confused about where our relationship was going. Joshes pov Yo u wont need that leg anymore so can i Have some of it? Kates pov Sure can i have your head as you haven't used it IN your whole life?
The only thing that gives me solace is that in all my thousands of words, I've never considered penning the phrase, "fifty dollars gray shirt and jeans."
I think she's just sick of some of her viewers seeing these videos, and then going to Amazon, Wattpad, etc. to ruthlessly trash the authors. Frankly, if that's why she was so brutal, I agree with her. Every profession on Earth would be about 95% smaller if only the people who were fully talented from day one engaged in it. Let the teenagers and hobbyists have their fun in peace, I say.
You're all getting it wrong. The plot twist for the second book has been coming since the beginning. She's not trapped on _a_ island, she's trapped on *"A" Island.* Meanwhile book two will be a parallel story happening on *"B" Island,* where a *late teen boy crash lands with his home built airplane* because he's escaping his parents who are forcing him to become an engineer and *is trapped with Scarlett Johanson.* *Trapped: Uprising will be the third installment.* The female protagonist from this book and the boy from the second will team up and set out to explore *"C" Island* which is basically *covered with tropical jungle, is full of wandering velociraptors* and there's an ongoing *tribal war between the Hemsworth Brothers and the Olsen Sisters* who have been stranded there for years. Apparently no one bothered to look for them all this time.
"josh hutcherson is alive for the time being" Jenny why does that sound like a thinly veiled threat. are you sending the porg after him. is it just gonna eliminate him while he's in the middle of solo acting the bridge to terabithia for me
I know it's been four years, but I just have to say: I have watched this video dozens of times. From the ages of 14 to 17, i was OBSESSED with josh hutcherson. like, when he got a girlfriend I laid on my floor and listened to adele on my ipod touch and sobbed obsessed. this video is like looking at a fish eye lens at a distorted version of my teenage self and it is so painful and yet I lose my mind laughing every time. also, every time I tell people I used to be obsessed with josh hutcherson they're like "omg have you seen that jenny nicholson video about the josh hutcherson fanfic" so like. I really do think this video is the greatest lasting legacy that man has
I met josh hutcherson when i was 7, he came to my elementary school for some reason. Strongest memory was that he asked my teacher where the bathroom was, and she told him, and then told me “it’s embarrassing he’s going into that bathroom, it smells like urinals”
That's good. I was afraid you wouldn't get the joke, and I suppose you wouldn't if you were an actual fan of 50 Shades of Grey. I don't think the demographics for SpongeBob and 50 Shades intersect very much.
@@m33sh4 But then we'd need a fanfic on him reading _that_ fanfic, which would spawn its own fanfic and so on until all writing in the world consists of ever-deepening layers of Josh Hutcherson meta-fanfics!
I want there to be a reality tv show where Josh Hutcherson is trapped in a island and every episode Josh Hutcherson has to act out a different movie from memory and if he does well he gets food and shelter but if he does badly he only gets berries and has to sleep on a log on the beach. I would ask him to act out Tootsie, I really hope he's never seen it because I think that would make it even better.
This story *rules.* The twist of the actual author showing up and hating the author insert is sincerely delightful. Thank you for sharing this, it has made me so, so happy.
If someone told me the plot (with some quick name changes) and said it was from an old classic novel about the exploration of the self, I’d believe them
I’m aware that this is because my parents never did it to me, but it does seem pretty weird if you take a step back to think you can control how your child navigates capitalism. I get the impulse to want them to be protected from it but maybe idk get to know the person you made. What do they want to do.
also I love how it implies that Josh WILL know any movie you’d like him to perform. Does he just watch every movie ever made over and over again because maybe, someday, he might be trapped in an island?
A codec call rings, and is answered by Snake. Snake: Colonel, there's a girl on this island, and some guy... Colonel: That's no ordinary man, that's Josh Hutcherson... Snake: You mean...the actor from the Hunger Games movies? Colonel: Yes, and he's also the rogue Fox Hound operative you're after... Snake: THAT's Machine Gun Viper? Colonel: Yes, and be careful out there Snake. He has survival training, extensive fire arms training, and close quarters combat training. Additionally, the nano machines in his body gives him super human strength. Colonel: Use your stealth to your advantage. Snake: Thanks...didn't know a Hollywood actor was once secretly a Fox Hound operative... Colonel: Well Snake, if the many worlds theory is to be believed...then it's bound to happen eventually... Snake: What? Colonel: La-li-lu-le-lo...la-li-lu-le-lo.... Snake: Colonel....Colonel? C-O-L-O-N-E-L! Codec call ends.
Man, I would totally go see a _Trapped in a Island with Josh Hutcherson_ film starring Josh Hutcherson as Josh Hutcherson, Amanda Seyfried as Kate and Rooney Mara as Kaitlin.
Jenny looking scandalized and saying "Oh my god! I hate Josh Hutcherson!" as if the real Josh Hutcherson had anything to do with the interaction was so goddamn funny
Ok guys, I just want to point this out. This is part of the blurb of the book- "...what will happen well they fall in love or get hungrey and eat each other read this book to find out"... I'm sorry- what! It basically says 'will they fall in love or revert to cannibalism'..
To be fair, if I was trapped on, sorry, 'in', a island with a broken leg and only had Josh Hutcherson for company, and he offered to act out something for me, I'd ask for Lord of the Flies. Life just doesn't get any better from there.
I would request Wall-e. For two reasons 1. I think Josh Hutcherson making beeping and trash crunching sounds for over an hour and half while pantomiming would be genius 2. I'm just really curious what Wall-e would become without the visual storytelling
Jenny's post-credit realisation that Kate "fell down a pit" to reach Josh suggests it was not a cave, but deeper. Kate is in hell. Apart from explaining why they survived without apparent effort, this is why her idol and love betrays her, her "real" form torments her, and they both happen upon a (divinely ordained) escape and leave her to her fate.
Nothing screams “fun birthday” like being stuck in an island with Josh Hutcherson acting out your favourite movie whilst you lie there with a broken leg and no painkillers starving to death listening to his great and original funny sense of humour. (It nearly killed me to put no punctuation in that ‘sentence’)
I like how this comment is worded implying that TBOSASB is not canonically apart of the hunger games universe. It is in fact, a fan fiction Collins wrote of her own work.
Updated Theory: she was a clone of the real JLaw who was actually on a spaceship going to Homestead 2 under an assumed identity. She has no clue her clone went crazy and pushed Josh into the ocean.
to give everyone a frame of reference of how long 10 mins is...imagine three people just staring at each other with no words spoken from the time this video starts to when Jenny makes a joke about Josh Hutcherson running a one-man show
I'm surprised no one has mentioned that the lottery house was a three week vacation and there is also a month flash forward before kate and josh meet kaitlyn, so like a boat showed up to the island to drop off kaitlyn and josh and kate didn't even realise.
This is a common misconception but actually with a close reading of the text, we see that Kaitlyn's house is actually on the mini island at the side of the island, so its perfectly reasonable they didn't notice the boat arriving there. Its an entirely separate island.
22:06 "He-he's not filming a next movie! He's trapped In A Island!" The sincerity of this delivery is so beautiful and I am a subscriber specifically for this content.
I would honestly love to watch this movie. Starring Josh Hutsherson as himself, Jenny Nicholson as Kate, Jenny Nicholson as Katlin. Directed by Terry Gilliam. They would have to keep the title.
Jenny Nicholson's Kaitlin would literally just be her Kate but with a shittier budget version of Kate's costume and shitty dark makeup to make it absolutely undeniably clear that she is in fact the villain. Think the Vampiro costume from Jenny's Halloween costumes video - unreasonably large, more and more of it falls off with every camera jumpcut, completely undignified but not exactly doing Kaitlin a disservice
I like how it takes the whole 'all women are competition' to the point where the author is competing for the male lead. Can't even trust yourself. I'd make Josh act out the entirety of Manos the hands of fate word for word. He'd have to act all the roles. Even the little girl.
i love that kaitlyn has a massive picture of herself (in a house that she doesn't even own) and has it covering her bedroom door; however, surely she would have to take it down every time she goes inside, which concerns me because, as she's alone, who is putting it back up again every time she closes the door?
Note that this is also supposedly just a contest she won, so she literally brought a massive picture of herself to cover her hideout whilst she is also supposed to be alone "in a island"
This fic is amazing. See “Joshes POV” isn’t actually a typo-it’s the clue that makes everything make sense. There are, in fact, multiple Joshes in the island who share a consciousness or a hive mind of a sort, but they retain a small degree of autonomy even has they share a perspective. Thus, one Josh is actually in love with Kate, but that is not the Josh who was with her when they found the house. Instead, it was the other/another Josh who was never quite on board with Kate and who subsequently fell in love with the harpy Caitlyn (he has a type) and escaped the island with her. Kate was left behind, but the Josh who loves her is also still in the island, so the sequel will be about her coming to terms with Josh’s/Joshes’ secret. IT’S GENIUS.
If this isnt a story yet. Please write it. I can see you selling the movie rights and/tv series rights. Not even kidding I recon it would make a great sifi/fantasy story. Think about. So many fascinating things to explore. Like why is dose the hive mind exist? Is it native to the island and is why it orchestrated the entire trapped on an Island scenario? Is it the only hivemind on earth or are all actors like that? Is that were stunt doubles come from? Or dose acting create these hivemind? If so, how and why? So many questions.
I think the author was cagily thinking ahead to the screen adaptation and thus trying to appeal to that critical Chinese domestic audience without whose yen studio execs could not afford so many fifty dollars grey shirts. This is why the remake of *Red Dawn* had a script change in which North Korea (population 25 million) successfully took over the U.S. (population 325 million) instead of China (population 1.4 billion) pulling it off, so kudos to her for anticipating studio standards. More people "puddle" their boats in the Gorges River daily than are living in all of North Korea ....
i have a feeling she dyed her hair black halfway through writing this and had to create a whole new version of herself in the story to coincide with her new appearance
I think that Katelyn is angry at Kate because Kate represents her younger self, before she got all bitter and weird. This is a story about growing up and becoming a bitter and ugly husk of a human being who jealously hoards the things a younger person would receive with naive gratitude.
The Galvinizer It’s actually kind of interesting; you see this silly side of her, fawning over Josh Hutcherson, but then you also see this bitter, jealous side of her. Both the silliness and jealousy are traits I remember seeing a lot of in middle school, so I guess she actually sorta did a good job showing her own personality. I imagine that she’d be one of those super clingy middle school girlfriends.
"Puddling on an Hospital with Josh Hutcherson" could be stunning. I'm assuming night nurses report Kate showing up as Katelyn to do surgeries that involve carving Josh's face onto the surface of internal organs while demanding all the nurses wear "huge dresses" that make them look like "old grannies", especially the beautiful yet devious Kathlyn who previously wore Josh Hutcherson medical smocks? (Josh Smocks? Is that a thing? What am I saying -- apparently Josh Teddy Bears are real, so surely the smock market has been tapped as well.) And orderlies are directed to flood hallways so Katelyn can "puddle" her boat around. Obviously, the "Joshes" show up. As in Book One, they immediately collapse back into only one rowboat puddler, whose affections are sought by a beautiful but devious surgeon named Katie in battle with Kate, Katelyn, Katherine, Kathlyn, and the theretofore un-noticed, beautiful yet devious rowboat captain Katie, the Puddling Queen. I mean, hey, it's not going to be remotely possible to make Kate / Katelyn's descent into maniacal madness too extreme.
“If you were stuck in a island with a broken leg, what movie would you have Josh Hutcherson act as a one man show?” Might be the funniest thing I’ve heard this year. I can’t stop laughing.
Definitely unexpected, lol, but maybe more plausible than it seems, strangely. I mean, I’ve done some weird stuff trying to distract patients from pain when they were maxed out on their meds and I had the time to, or to keep someone awake so they didn’t go to bed with a concussion, etc.
The sequel: Kaitlyn realizes how awful Josh is (and by extension herself) and goes back to the island to bring Kate home. The boat malfunctions and they're stuck. Theres a redemption arc for Kaitlyn as they learn from each other. Become girlfriends and begin sustainable farming
Now I feel much better about my own work, like ''Stuck on Murder Island with Gillan Anderson(Penelope Cruz is there too)'' or ''Gillian Anderson is my boxing coach(Penelope Cruz is coaching my opponent)''
