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Early Birds vs. Night Owls - Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson | The Daily Show 

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“When you wake up at those early hours.. that's the billionaire millionaire type lifestyle right there. Where you just have so much done while other people are still waking up.” - Josh Johnson
“Our early birds have given us function, but our night owls are giving us design and fun.” - Dulcé Sloan
It’s early birds vs. night owls this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson. #DailyShow #HoldUp #Podcast
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Комментарии : 243   
@africanCandy
@africanCandy Год назад
I'd pay so much money for the Josh/Dulce self help masterclass🤣🤣
@immortalr.c.6248
@immortalr.c.6248 Год назад
Holy ****, yes
@johntumpkin3924
@johntumpkin3924 Год назад
Josh and Dulce contrast and complement each other effectively. Josh plays his gentleman part convincingly, and Dulce maintains forthright creativity. Their combined performance goes beyond monetary reward, to social upliftment.
@johntumpkin3924
@johntumpkin3924 Год назад
No kidding??
@jojoazevedo89
@jojoazevedo89 Год назад
I’ve tried so hard to be an early bird, but my body is naturally inclined to fighting evil by moonlight 🌙
@MrSexydivas
@MrSexydivas Год назад
@@Dany_Stormborn common somebody! When I tell u combined with my skin care, I have tye best skin
@BlackieChan21E
@BlackieChan21E Год назад
Winning love by daylight?
@chrisc3571
@chrisc3571 Год назад
As an early bird, we need each other. Someone is always on deck.
@palaviye
@palaviye Год назад
Well done sir, well done 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 I am also a Sailor Scout. The early bird life is not for me.
@shadyshandalear
@shadyshandalear Год назад
Never running from a real fight? 😂
@Leeniebean
@Leeniebean 8 месяцев назад
Two of the most beautiful comedians ever, physically and spiritually
@glendalegurl88
@glendalegurl88 Год назад
I absolutely love the tangents in this episode. So entertaining.
@desireeanne1851
@desireeanne1851 Год назад
Mondayne 😂
@theeutecticpoint
@theeutecticpoint Год назад
+
@dvezha
@dvezha Год назад
These two would make the most entertaining motivational speaker duo ever. I would pay legitimate money to get scammed by them 😂
@laurafay2796
@laurafay2796 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣
@marybethspencer1119
@marybethspencer1119 Год назад
Ha ha right!
@sheilahmercer1637
@sheilahmercer1637 4 месяца назад
Totally 👍🏻
@njeringanga378
@njeringanga378 Год назад
"Born to Grind... Your baby has no excuse" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@darladarlading
@darladarlading Год назад
This laughter is spiritual. I’m out here doing chi gong, listening to y’all and it’s giving all the chakras.
@Tia-Marie
@Tia-Marie Год назад
People will call me silly, but I think Josh would make a great person to inherit the Daily Show from Trevor.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Год назад
I'd love that, but I think the man has too much patience, and wouldn't call people out on their bs
@Tia-Marie
@Tia-Marie Год назад
@@LindaC616 - I love his standup and when he became a writer for the show, I was on cloud 9. I really hope to see great things in Josh's future!
@Crystel150
@Crystel150 Год назад
When Josh goes 100 it is truly an experience
@simplyme7711
@simplyme7711 3 месяца назад
Finally, a true kindred spirit. No energy during sunlight. No focus. However, let darkness fall, and I am ready to get it all done.
@TheSongwritingCat
@TheSongwritingCat Год назад
Hustle Josh is my new favorite character
@goldiv
@goldiv Год назад
Josh like: "yo let me out of this incubator, I got taxes to pay"
@nicolemartin552
@nicolemartin552 Год назад
😂😂This was the best episode thus far for me. 😂😂
@vickisanchez4523
@vickisanchez4523 Год назад
this episode is severely underrated! It just gets funnier every time. thank you
@thulim1773
@thulim1773 Год назад
She absolutely sounded like a 'fixer' for medical records.😀 love these two
@sreace723
@sreace723 Год назад
I adore both of them!! Early birds are not natural. I don't think life should begin until Noon. If Monday was everyday; I'd stay in bed all week... cause I'm weak! 😂😂😂😂 I want to follow Josh and Dulce around. BEST ENDORPHINS EVER!!
@perpetualgrimace
@perpetualgrimace Год назад
Josh's Monday rant 🤣
@IntuitivelyDriven
@IntuitivelyDriven Год назад
Team early bird here. There's nothing better than running errands at the start of the day when only the employees are in the stores, and there's nobody on the road. It literally cuts the time in half cuz you're in and out. The times I've gone out later in the day, I'm so grumpy behind the traffic and lines 😑 Downside to being an early bird is by the time 3pm hits, my body is shutting down 😂
@denadear
@denadear Год назад
The funny thing about that...you can still run errands in the late of the night and still have no one there and only employees in the stores. I used to grocery shop at 10pm and it was GREAT with no one there! Sorry if I burst your bubble a little. :)
@IntuitivelyDriven
@IntuitivelyDriven Год назад
@@denadear no you're right about that. A lot of places aren't open very late though unfortunately 😕 a lot of businesses close earlier (post office, dry cleaners, etc.), so if your errands extend beyond groceries, early morning might still be your best bet 😉
@josephr.a.d.4560
@josephr.a.d.4560 Год назад
That was amazing! Creating shows inside of shows. Maybe the Daily show should have them both take over for Trevor and have them cohost it like weekend update
@marybethspencer1119
@marybethspencer1119 Год назад
Not a bad idea, definitely going to miss him.
@dubs31
@dubs31 Год назад
This was so brilliant by Ms. Sloan and Mr. Johnson. Wiping away tears... thank you. Very much needed laughter this week.
@vsb1971
@vsb1971 Год назад
Howling in my office re: “get grinding!”😂
@chrisrobinson3258
@chrisrobinson3258 Год назад
Josh got me with "Life Butter" 😂😂😂
@StaceyMcKeever
@StaceyMcKeever Год назад
🤣😂 Lawdemessy, y'all nearly killed me with this one. I almost choked on my dinner. I love you two. Team Early Bird with Night Owl tendencies 🤣😂
@mlggamer5296
@mlggamer5296 Год назад
Why is he so accurate about these people? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It sounds like exactly what they would say in a TED talk
@joykm8627
@joykm8627 Год назад
A Monday Masterclass with Dulce and Josh in Dubai? All I see are wins! Thank you for giving us genuine laughter! Your conversations are a tonic!🙂
@amirahaaji
@amirahaaji Год назад
Team early bird! I love seeing the sun and blue skies. Really energises me! Once it's dark my primitive brain refuses to work.
@bethanythatsme
@bethanythatsme Год назад
Abso-freaking-lutely
@outthere81
@outthere81 Год назад
This may have been one of my favorite episodes! Love ya'll!
@pamelanichols804
@pamelanichols804 Год назад
night owl here I'm watching this at 3 am and my tummy hurts from laughing so hard
@marybethspencer1119
@marybethspencer1119 Год назад
I love you two! I'm 71 and a night owl. Tried so hard to be an early bird but never could. Always late to work because of it, but I could work at it for hours afterwards. So glad to not feel guilty about it anymore! Yay! So much fun watching you, and yes ill be looking for y'all's book!
@mlggamer5296
@mlggamer5296 Год назад
25:00 I'm sorry you got me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 actually started coughing man you're killing me over here
@shadyshandalear
@shadyshandalear 9 месяцев назад
32:28 when they both left the screen. 😂 See you in Dubai 👋🏾
@lovebubbles455
@lovebubbles455 5 месяцев назад
My body is an Early Bird and my brain is a Night Owl. Doesn’t make sense, but all evens out/resets on Friday nights.
@UniqueNcomplete
@UniqueNcomplete Год назад
The book covers and seminar flyers took me out!!! Please throw some extra dollars at the graphics department! 😂😂😂
@rocioiribe5841
@rocioiribe5841 Год назад
The origin story of GRIND. 😂😂😂
@bluehaze6729
@bluehaze6729 Год назад
Bruh, I live for this duo, you two bring genuine happiness, joy, and laughter to my life, whenever I watch you guys 😂😂🙌🏽
@BlackieChan21E
@BlackieChan21E Год назад
Not me listening to this while doing uber eats at 5am knowing my bedtime is 7am
@Lifestyle0fFaith
@Lifestyle0fFaith 4 месяца назад
I miss this pod SOOOOOOO much!!!!
@LulaLeeful
@LulaLeeful Год назад
TY for this topic! I was getting whuppins since at least 8yo for being a night owl, been this way my whole life. None of these sleep docs acknowledge some of our ancestors had to be up ALL NIGHT to protect their sleeping people. The one-size-MUST- fit-all myth is BOGUS🤯
@TaeyxBlack
@TaeyxBlack Год назад
love this show! grindset josh is my favorite genre 😂😂😂 ya’ll legitimately did that bit for like 20 minutes and it was fantastic ❤ in all seriousness, i fall on the early bird side of the street for two reasons 1. you’re up earlier than everyone else so you can do things without people bothering you. work out, be productive, or even just play video games n relax. i know night owls can do these things after everyone is asleep, which leads me to my second point 2. there’s something about getting a whole lot of things done AND THEN having the whole day ahead of you that is immeasurably better than delaying productivity and responsibilities until the end of the day. it’s like you’ve already conquered the mountain and the rest of the day is your victory lap. it makes your rest even more restful somehow again, love the show, keep at it, and summer beats winter, josh 😊
@SavageBlondeCinema
@SavageBlondeCinema Год назад
This was one of you guys' best episodes....🤣😂🤣
@bucketgarden
@bucketgarden Год назад
The toxic motivation bit (25:00) Josh did reminds me so much of The College Dropouts skits 😂😂
@jessetackett9085
@jessetackett9085 Год назад
Been a night owl my whole life everyone told I needed a night job but that was my time. After 20yrs I finally got night job and I love it!!
@PHDsisterscholars
@PHDsisterscholars Год назад
Love it! I’m a natural morning person; I’m up before the sun waiting for it to come up ☺️ This was so funny! Great work team waiting on that ebook! ❤️
@kalem.4614
@kalem.4614 10 месяцев назад
I JUST found this a week ago and love it so much...but I just kept wondering ... when was the grind born? then I saw this! This may be one of my new favorite things. The Grind is REAL, LOL!
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Год назад
Dulce is just a wonderful mélange of indignant, angry and joyful! 😅
@darladarlading
@darladarlading Год назад
“I need you to look like an EMOJI”
@ykendall9836
@ykendall9836 Год назад
This was the funniest one of all, especially when Josh said he jumped out of the incubator early, because he had to grind, and Dulcé rolled up with the idea of a class in Dubai. The Peeps vs Candy Corn is my second favorite. My suggestion for a theme: Four Tops vs Temptations.
@alisalazar334
@alisalazar334 Год назад
So much brotivation energy xDD
@msde625
@msde625 Год назад
😝😄😅😂😂😂😂 On my lunch break, laughing so hard and laugh right now. Hilarious!
@devilish21885
@devilish21885 Год назад
If y’all wrote a parody of a self help book I’d buy it.
@turtlevlogs1062
@turtlevlogs1062 Год назад
Early risers and night owls are kindred spirits, we meet in the sluggy in-between that is 5am, the real enemy is people who love 1pm-3pm
@marybethspencer1119
@marybethspencer1119 Год назад
Yes!
@dfoster4001
@dfoster4001 Год назад
Is that a picture of Dulce in Josh’s background? Is he at her desk at The Daily Show? Does Dulce have a glamour shot of herself at her desk at The Daily Show? I love it here!
@MusicfromMarrs
@MusicfromMarrs Год назад
Night owl by nature swooping in to say thee are t this is my favorite episode so far!
@mlggamer5296
@mlggamer5296 Год назад
Can we just get a special that just goes all out on toxic motivation? I would be on the floor! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KaiLuna1111
@KaiLuna1111 Месяц назад
Late Owl here- I started watching this at 3:30 am. I love this topic, I truly don't have any really energy at 7am. Whenever I see that time on the clock-I'm like I have no business being up?!? Unlike Dulce, I love being home by 10pm at the latest- 2am if I'm hanging out. Love lives everywhere I do.
@jadebarber5156
@jadebarber5156 Год назад
I don't usually get through a whole "Hold Up" episode, but THIIIIIIIS!!! From Dulcé's numerous work adventures (I relate) to Josh being early to grind from birth, this had me hollering through and through! 🤣🤣🤣
@SewingNinja
@SewingNinja Год назад
The book covers🤣🤣🤣, I guess I am team Josh on this one because I used to say sleep is a waste of time.
@silviadiaz1248
@silviadiaz1248 Год назад
Wow, she quoted Oro Solido!! “Hasta las 15 de la manana” 😂😂
@1haitian1
@1haitian1 8 месяцев назад
Yo yall are funny fr. That whole Monday thing was hilarious 😂
@tigq1430
@tigq1430 Год назад
Noticed as I'm getting older, I get up early & go to bed early.🤷‍♀️
@myssie-theanimedevourer5835
😂 my day is brightened by Dulce Sloan ❤
@lindammp3n167
@lindammp3n167 Год назад
I think I want to see more of this side of Josh! #averagicity😂
@kountrypoet1859
@kountrypoet1859 Год назад
I'm rare in another category. I'm a night owl slash plus early bird.
@kountrypoet1859
@kountrypoet1859 Год назад
Discuss, discuss.
@LittleSailboat
@LittleSailboat Год назад
Oh dang you two should do Brunch versus Happy Hour!
@kathleentucker1238
@kathleentucker1238 Год назад
Definitely a morning person! Up between 4 & 5 AM, in bed by 10 PM. Grinding!
@bethgragg3701
@bethgragg3701 Год назад
These people are soooo smart! Love them!
@chrisbarry9345
@chrisbarry9345 Год назад
As someone who doesn't sleep I can tell you that it turns you into neither a night owl or a day person see I can't even form the sentence and think of the word lol
@h3mogoblin
@h3mogoblin Год назад
Yall was cutting up🤣
@chrisc3571
@chrisc3571 Год назад
It's his origin story: ErrlyBrrd, and the yellow hoodie becomes WINGS
@ExoticTerrain
@ExoticTerrain Год назад
When I was younger I was a night person but as I’m getting less younger I’m getting up earlier and earlier. I am more productive now but i care more now so…lol Love you guys! You always make me laugh!
@johntumpkin3924
@johntumpkin3924 Год назад
Although she describes herself as a "night owl," Dulce has a sunshiny personality, and does not swallow her words. Nice to hear Josh supporting doing daytime diligence, and clearly articulating his views. "Early to bed, early to rise, keeps one healthy, wealthy and wise." If not, "early to bed, early to rise, keeps one healthy, healthy and wise." Alternatively, "early to bed, early to rise, keeps one healthy, stealthy and wise." G-d bless!
@maryannbrown5762
@maryannbrown5762 Год назад
What do you mean about night owls swallowing their words?
@johntumpkin3924
@johntumpkin3924 Год назад
@@maryannbrown5762 I did not say anything about night owls swallowing words, but that Dulce does not swallow hers. That is, she fully forms phonetics for freeing laughter from fans and followers, with finesse, firmly forbidding and fleeing false physicality, in favor of fruitful vibrancy.
@sarajuvey
@sarajuvey Год назад
Same as Dulce, my body just doesn't want to go to bed before 1-2 am, no matter that I have to get up to take my daughter to school by 8:30. I'm most productive at night, I feel best at night. Even when I get up early I am so s l o w at everything. Also lol sounds like night owls just enjoy life more maybe...? ^_^
@diamoneyes3737
@diamoneyes3737 Год назад
Def a night owl! Night time is the right time!
@erikamechem6005
@erikamechem6005 Год назад
I think Josh and Dulce should play Would You Rather.
@ellenflanagan8582
@ellenflanagan8582 Год назад
I'm an early bird married to a night owl. The only way we get to see each other is that golden time between 5-10 in the evening
@msde625
@msde625 Год назад
As soon as Dulce said "Babae" I saw Rudi singing in front of the steps to her grandparents with her family dancing in the background. One of my favorite episodes.
@PrecisionEBikes
@PrecisionEBikes 27 дней назад
Okay,okay, Mom, I’ve got this from here! Best line ever
@tomekajohnson1711
@tomekajohnson1711 Год назад
Why did Josh’s Monday pep talk just hype me all the way up 😂😂😂
@arinlilevjen6114
@arinlilevjen6114 Год назад
I love the summer vs winter idea! You could also broaden it out to hot versus cold, so then it could be about seasons and weather or food temperature or anything else you can think of. 👍😉
@josephamemadifor2726
@josephamemadifor2726 Год назад
This guy is going to be the next daily show host
@Aba_Ifeoma
@Aba_Ifeoma Год назад
Comedy GENIUS!😆
@dreamchairmusic
@dreamchairmusic Год назад
We laughed so hard. You were grinding out that comedy! We are early birds (sorry) but this episode was just so much fun. Love you guys! I definitely need to self publish soon - and READ HARDER! My husband is reliving convulsive laughs he shared talking with his sister as a teenager. It's 1 am everywhere and you can't wait to get out of that incubator!
@Madaboutmada
@Madaboutmada Год назад
This makes so much sense now. I was also pulling opener and closer shifts at TJs. And getting off at noon or 1pm was the best. I could spend the rest of the day enjoying life.
@DB-oq8wt
@DB-oq8wt 20 дней назад
Whew, I was holding my breath until the 1:20 mark…have been loving that I agree with Dulce nearly every time in these debates 😂🙌🏽
@jericojsays
@jericojsays Год назад
Yo, when that retreat in Dubai?! 🤣🤣
@lbr88x30
@lbr88x30 Год назад
🤣 best so far.
@craigslistreplies3485
@craigslistreplies3485 Год назад
I want you guys to do something churchy, maybe megachurch or online church v smaller traditional church
@jimthommes9740
@jimthommes9740 Год назад
Early bird? Me? Let me explain it this way. I started watching this video at 12:30 am while I was chopping up peppers to make hot sauce. I watched all of this one and a couple more after that. Yeah, I guess you could say I'm a night owl.
@car0lineadams108
@car0lineadams108 Год назад
You guys are awesome ☺️ I just love your content ❤️
@fakename1656
@fakename1656 8 дней назад
Literally watching this at 5 am but only because i have not slept yet
@monkeysexrulz
@monkeysexrulz Год назад
Summer v winter and spring v autumn
@chrisbarry9345
@chrisbarry9345 Год назад
This topic got me to listen to your podcast the first time (and comment like a nutcase)... Very important one to me
@phox1515
@phox1515 Год назад
Oh man I can sympathize with not liking a 4am start. I'm a truck driver and go home weekly but my "Monday" I have to be ready to leave warehouse by 7am which means I need to be there by 6am (to get paperwork, prep truck, get trailer, etc) and I live 55 miles away so I have to leave around 5am thus I have to be up by 4am.... In order to get a decent 7-8 hours of sleep I have to go to bed at like 7pm....it's still daylight!!! I hate it. Luckily it's just 1 day a week I have to deal with it but I still understand. I generally work better during the day. Sun goes down and I get tired.
@craigslistreplies3485
@craigslistreplies3485 Год назад
Josh looks like the type of brotha that works at TraderJoes 🤣
@lindastrout695
@lindastrout695 Год назад
Yes, right this book.
@laurenmphutlane2898
@laurenmphutlane2898 Год назад
I am night owl, my brain comes up with the most creative ideas at 11pm. I do however want to switch to being an early bird because I work a day job that starts at 06.30. Being a night owl worked well in University because I'd take a nap during the day
@jad619
@jad619 Год назад
Loved the grinding segment XD. Great episode!
@beast6213
@beast6213 Год назад
"Nose! Grindstone! You shouldn't even have one! You should be looking like-" "Voldemort?" "Michael Jackson!" "Oh, ok. I guess that's better."
@yomamab9061
@yomamab9061 Год назад
Love Dolce more each time I see her
@KassandraLouiseDesigns
@KassandraLouiseDesigns Год назад
This has been y most favorite episode! I am loving the grind motivation. “Super averagicity” I am all night owl. I hate it when people say oh you can get so much more done if you get up early in the morning yeah but then you’re tired earlier at night. As a night owl, I get up when my body is ready to get up and then I’m fully functional the entire day and I stay up later than the people that get up super early and get more done.
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