Easter Cold Open - SNL 

Imagine being a sketch show that doesn't even need to write lines for a character, they can just use his own words.

Really missed an opportunity for cutting the book of judges "Judges...not a fan of judges."

I heard he added a Chapter 11! 😂🤣

James is soooooooo accurate, omg - the way his cadence changes "but...I'm not doing this for money... " everything, so good.💸💸💸

The scariest part is that half of it was actual things he said

"Sounds like a joke, and in many ways it is, but its also very real" 😂😂

“Bing bong bing bing bing, trespass, DAILY BREAD!” 😂

'Please lead us into temptation' 😂

The line between reality and satire has never been so blurred.

“Made from 100% Bible”, “Bing bing bong” TF, I CANT 😂😂

If this Truth wasn't so terrifying it could be hilarious as a comedy sketch 😳

Trumps Bible comes with Crayola crayons.

From the standpoint of not liking fruit 😂

“The other side has Hello Kitty, if you have a daughter, or a son who’s taking dance classes” 😂

If you are not in the financial market space right now, you are making a huge mistake. I understand that it could be due to ignorance, but if you want to make your money work for you... prevent inflation

More accurate had he held the Bible upside down ROFL

The “lead us into temptations” completely flew over their heads but was too funny 😂

"as you know, I love Bible" "I'm not doing this for the money, I'm doing this for the glory of God and for pandering and mostly for money" The accuracy is frightening 😩

First, Trump tried to sell us steaks, then he tried to sell us a school, next he tried selling us sneakers, now he's trying to sell us the scriptures. LMAO!

I Cannot go pass this without watching it again, and again I get a big laugh out of it..

When they said that fascism would come to the US wrapped in a flag with a cross i didn't think it would be this literal.

James' Trump impression never gets old, He really nails the cadence

James Austin Johnson just set his place in history.

I'm waiting for the abridged gold letter version with Trump's comments in the margins. 🤣

"hallowed be be be....bing bing bong...trespass....daily BREAD!..." brilliant

God, he really has the voice down pat. The “bing, bing, bing” part has me dying

How can something he's never read be his favorite book?

I think everybody missed him and Moses in the baskets were like Mario Kart 😂😂😂

Reeboks are fast, Nikes are faster, trump sneakers are the fasicsts!

I love how JAJ said, " my favorite part is the end'' on his bible rant. Thats the book of revelations seems fitting.

They way they made his sleeves loose around his hands to make them look tiny 😂🤣 lol!!

that guy has his inflection down so perfectly. very impressive.

OMG the neck! Props to the makeup department. lol.

The first 10 callers in the next 5 minutes also receive a set of Trump steak knives and a subpoena!

James is so good, this was a hilarious sketch😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I've watched SNL since the beginning and I would have to say that it's one of the best openings ever.

“Made from a 100% Bible” 😂

He’s so good at doing Trump. “I love bible, it’s my favourite book” 😂😂😂

‘Made from 100% Bible’ made me spit Diet Coke all over myself 😂😂😂

This was perfect. Like a perfect phone call.

1:38 "I´m selling Bibles! Look at this beautiful Bible, made from a 100% Bible" that's actually peak comedy

Omgggggg. The addition of the bing-bing-bong was perfect. 🤣

Not orange enough. Not fat enough.

Totally nailed Trump!

I mean, the skit WROTE ITSELF!! As Stephen Colbert says, if Trump leaves politics, late-night comedians will have to actually start working hard. 🤷🏼‍♂️

This was so good. Every sentence had something. No fluff, all purpose and on point.

Hey buddy you forgot the raccoons has me dying laughing.

The spot on description of a mission trip...😂

JAJ does a great shift from phrase to phrase-those quick inhalations, varied speeds, growling to the higher pitch. Wow! Such talent.

Did anyone else notice the unicorns loading on the ark?

Trump reads the Bible about as much as I read instructions from IKEA! 😂😂

I wasn't prepared for Hello Kitty 😄

"If you have a daughter, or a son that's taking dance classes" "In the name of the father, the son, and the easter bunny" 😂😂😂

I’m so happy SNL decided to spoof the Trump Bible infomercial 😂

SNL NEVER DISAPPOINTS… lol

"The other side does Hello Kitty, if you have a daughter or a son taking dance classes." OMG LOL!!!

"Includes the Constitution and Pledge Of Allegiance and I don't know maybe Miranda Rights." --- so funny

When you can literally violate every commandment and still sell Bibles.

damn... his impression is tight

A bunch of things Trump has never read understood or cared about. The bible, the constitution, or reality. He is the best con man that has ever lived.

"Or if you have a son taking dance classes" 😂😂😂

This guy is really good with all of trump's facial expressions and body language. Love it.

I didn't know SNL had the real Trump on for Easter.

This guy plays a great Donald. The way he goes all over the place from one unrelated topic to the next is so funny.

"The other side does Hello, Kitty, if you have a daughter or perhaps a son who takes dance classes." Hilarious.

Hands down the best Trump voice impersonation I've ever heard. Totally nailed it! Brilliant

The way I almost peed on myself from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This guy really nails the voice!

He should win an award for this impersonation!! Absolutely magnificent!!!!

That "bing bong bing" prayer thing killed me 🤣

Makeup and neck folds fabulous! Would be great if they put red blisters on his hands while holding the Bible! Lol

The Devil selling Bibles, comedy gold.

Notably more coherent than the actual guy.

His Trump is THE BEST!!! He is so accurate in the changes in sound and making the schmorgesbord of idiocy coming from his mouth sound completely natural and in-rehearsed. What an actor! Bravo my man!!!

I kept waiting for the bunny to show up, he never showed up. That’s ok.. 😅😂

"please lead us into temptation" 😂

I especially like how it includes the Constitution and Declaration of Independence. Like the Bible, they're all documents that Trump and his supporters have never read and don't understand, despite claiming to support them.

The only thing that could improve his impression would be a fat suit.

james austin johnson is one of my favorites on SNL!!

His version of the former one is so spot on!

This guy really deserves an Oscar for all his Trump performances. He's a genius.

"and we will be looking at that very strongly." 😅😅😅

"the story of easter, which primarily concerns jesus, not the bunny. I kept waiting for the bunny" DEAD LMAO

God, he’s so good at this! 😂 I needed something to laugh about, so thank you so much! 🙏🏻✝️🐇

The sad part is how close this is to what actually is happening 😂😂😂

James Austin Johnson is priceless. This is the second year I watched the Easter cold opening with him and couldn't stop laughing. Funny as hell.

Why did the daily bread part have me laughing so hard?!?! 😂😂😂

Hey buddy. You forgot the racoons.😂

Well done, “Very good at saying no to the snake… not liking fruit” 🤦 I lost it on that one

Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.

The Michelle Williams joke was hilarious 😂

His mannerisms and voice keep getting better and better with this impression. Plus he has a wealth of comedic material with drump. 😎

Thank you for advocating for girls names other than Mary. Signed, Mary

It is so nice for Trump to make writing so easy for SNL< the Sneakers ad was gold.

Fantastic monologue and DELIVERY !!!

Those books are so easy to burn with such glee in the heart. I do it as often as possible.😂

🤣 there is absolutely no way Trump read the Bible.

1:12 "All right girls. You can go now. I'm not paying you for any more line. I'm not even paying for those lines. You know me. Move along. I'm making you famous. You owe me."

Showed this to my religious mom, a woman who leads her life by Bible. She loves Bible. "......All three were named Mary? Are they just making fun of the Bible?" I swear to god, how do people, who are obsessed with this ONE book, not know this stuff?! I do NOT lead my life by the Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, but I can tell you without Googling who the major characters were. Like when Gandalf returns as Gandalf the White after his battle with Balrog, the first three to see him are Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli...and all of this would've been far easier to remember if all three just happened to be named Aragorn. Religious people perplex me so much.

Not enough orange make up