Eating Gods with Zombies Only in Total Warhammer 3 

"I don't think there is a single other character that has dialogue options that are as condescending and asshole-like as Ghorst" he says as Imrik is literally right next to him.

Behind this corpse cart there is more than just zombies. Behind this corpse cart there is an meme... and memes are bulletproof.

Skaven: "We have you surrounded!" Ghorst: "Good, now I don't need to aim."

Please note: Never, ever, try the mega zombie blob against Ikit Claw. It *will* end in a green mushroom cloud.

Note: This is AFTER Ghorst was nerfed for being way, WAY too OP. He used to be so much stronger.

Can confirm, in the tabletop lore, Ghorst is pretty much nobody. His brothers died from a plague, he survived, and Mannfred decided to teach him spooky magic. That's more or less it. That Ghorst ended up surpassing that conniving cueball of a man is immensely satisfying.

Still amazes me how Ghorst went from a joke of a LL, to one of the best experiences of the Vamp Counts faction, one where you aren't just surrounded against endless enemies and it's a struggle, but you are surrounded by endless enemies, but also have a good way at dealing with them for awhile.

This is the type of trash I love.

I can't quite say why, but I think Helman Ghorst is good

His start used to be stronger. He had a mortis engine which is an ethereal unit (has 70% physical damage resistance and causes fear which is an aoe morale debuff for all enemy units) that healed all friendly units in a 35m radius, and also did damage to all enemy units in a 35m radius so long as it was in combat. Because it was in helman Ghorsts faction, it also had a single free use spell that could summon more zombies temporarily.

This Anti Kleaper guy seems dope, he should collab with Grim Kleaper

26:18 It's also worth noting that when you cast, your regeneration allows your troops to return from the dead. So some of those kills were probably your actual army zombies that just *came back up* and started fighting again, Necron style.

Zerg rush is life. Zerg rush is love. There is no god. Only Zerg rush.

4:40 When you beat a garrison without killing everything, the game just...splits the kills between your units for some reason. And since pre-Wind of Death Ghorst wins battles by *almost* killing every individual troop...there were a lot of kills to split.

The default battle healing cap is 60% of a unit's total hp, not 100%. A zombie can't regen 12k hp until it gets more healing cap bonuses, it can regen 7.2k

turns out you get pre-patch TF2 skeletons when you merge thousands of zombies in this game

The thing about Ghorst's Zombies is that he doesn't just buff them in his own army. He buffs them *factionwide*. Yes, Zombies in his own army are going to be stronger, but you can still pull off the terrifying hordes and easily wipe 2-3 armies with just one group of smelly bois with *any* leader.

"wind of death" That's the ultimate power from my Taco Bell. No place is safe now.

One of the hardest battles I had to play in my IE Chorf campaign was against Ghorst. It's amazing how nail biting it was to almost lose to an army of mostly zombies despite firing absurd amounts of chaos dwarf artillery and guns into them. They just don't die.

I too drive a 2006 Honda Civic, and I can confirm that I am also an ugly necromancer who every one ignores despite the fact I can easily destroy the world.

This video most likely gave Reggie PTSD flashbacks to watching thousands of zombies swarm on to the battlefield

The healing cap effects were multiplicative when Ghorst was reworked, but have since been nerfed into being additive. But at the end of the day you can still end up with somewhere in the ballpark of 700 % increased healing cap. I think it's fair to say you'll very rarely need any more unless you're trying to defeat a full army with a single unit of zombies.

We now need a Counter Anti-Kleaper

A small note: because zombies tend to die in massive numbers, ghorst can get access to VC end game units by turn 10 or so. Just suicide two armies into the nearby skaven settlement and the number of dead from both sides will allow you to get terrorgeists really quickly. TG are phenomenal for lord sniping and raise dead never runs out completely. Sometimes you just need to wait a few turns to get those units again.

LvL 1 Necromancer conquers the world with what he learned in a book underneath his bed

Always great to see a new Kleaper video lets freaking goo boyzzz

“Ku’Gath has almost no ranged units in his army, so we should be safe to blob up more than before” he says as he deploys his army in the least blobby fashion so far

Yes, we suffered 99.99 % causalities, but they got better. Well for walking corpses.

Me: Mom can we have Nurgle Mom: We have Nurgle at home Nurgle at home:

I'm always beyond happy when I see this man post a video, it feels like balance has been restored in the world every time. Keep up the great vids!!!

I’m new to this Game and after watching your video, THAT WAS JUST BADASS SIR! It truly was AMAZING TO WATCH! Great strategy and execution period.

Certified Kleaper Moment

I love your warhammer videos. They both funny and informative!

Your chaotic videos bring me joy, never stop being you man

As painful as it would be for you to grind and for us to watch - I'd certainly watch the full campaign!

i am in a need of a new Warhammer 3 Kleaper main channel upload. cant get enough of these

Usually you just make a zombie stack with a corpse cart with unholy lodestone (massive healing) and maybe another corpse cart with balefire, giving your units around it flaming and magical attacks, and 20% flame resistance. So not that different than the video, just less painful overall.

This strategy reminds me so much of the Nurgle video - clump everything into a ball, while doing big AOE damage to all nearby enemies.

Thank you for being my go to thing to fall asleep to. I love your work and voice!

I don't play Total Warhammer, nor do I know anything about the Warhammer universe, but these videos are so dang entertaining and interesting to watch because of your endearing nonchelant attitude and concise explenations. Looking forward to the next one already! :D

I like the suggestion that no one is more arrogant than Ghorst - while talking to Imrik, who is the king of arrogance xDD

You know this is gonna be a good video, when you got more casualties than the shaven

god, casual vids like this make my day

I’m really starting to love this wild man.

I’m so glad someone else does this, besides me. Zombies are so fun to do an only unit to use run.

Who thought giving someone an aoe lifestealing basic attack?!?!

In your first battle I immediately thought to my self "One pillar of flame would wipe your entire army".

"With the power of God, uh Anime, and Richard" really should be a t-shirt. hahaha probably my favorite off the cuff joke of the whole video! Helman Ghorst was my most difficult opponent playing as Orion/Wood Elves. Zombies take a lot of arrows to die!

I dont even play this game per se but I find your videos hilarious to watch because i love breaking videogames.

I would absolutely enjoy watching a full length video of this guy's warhammer 3 content it's just so funny like when he played as nurgles army that was one of the best if not the best plus his commentary is funny to.😂

cant w8 until the next warhammer video just love them keep up the good work

That's it man you're popping off, have fun being a successful youtuber

Oh boy this gonna be a good one

old total war players: NEVER EVER NOOB BOX new players: haha noob box goes brrr

The strategy in this vid is awe inspiring. Truly inspirational

Kleaper turning Romero zombies into a whole army of Left4dead tanks glorious.

I’ve been waiting for another twh vid thank you for this content

This is just such a kleaper moment

So glad i found this channel. I was wondering where you were on your main channel. But now i get more content 😊

Nice to have you back

My man is doing the zombie apocalypse.

Even the auto-resolve doesn’t want to do the grind of fight at such a low frame rate 😜

Thanks. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Here, have some zombies 🧟‍♂🧟‍♂🧟‍♂🧟‍♂🧟‍♂

Thanks for showing this! cool!

My first full map completion was helman ghorst and my favourite thing was seeing how many kills the enemy get only to see you lose about 20 zombies come the end of the battle.

It's not quality that kills, quantity does. And quantity has a quality of it's own anyway.

I have never played this game, but the I can say, the video is incredible

I've been fiending for more tww3 from Reggie so this is cool

hey man I want u to know your videos are fucking awesome and make me want to play Warhammer 3 even more than i already do so keep doing what you're doing and screw anyone who gives u hate because they are just straight up jealous that you're such a boss.

"Honey wake up, Grim Kleaper dropped another Total Warhammer video"

Srlsy, this guy, with 1-2 mortis engines, 2 Necromanxers with unholy lodestone and the rest in zombies, you can grind the world. It will be long battles but you can win against pretty much anything

if these are the zombies we have to fight during the apocalypse, we're screwed

Grim keeping the total war warhammer community alive

I can only imagine the madness this man would bring If he plays as the Changeling.

As for the "noname character": Helman Ghorst is a named character in the "Sigmar's Blood" campaign book, which came out during WHF 8th edition. Nothing particularly amazing about him, but he IS a named special character.

Every time Greases shows up : HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN !?

helmans strategy is basically nurgle strategies. just blob em up and walk. literal "unstoppable force meeting immovable object."

Great stuff my man...thanks...

The second that you said there's nobody who is more condescending than gorst my mind immediately played the vampire Coast tattered sails and my mind shot to noctilus because even when I was strength 173 that dude would be like oh you come to grovel at my feet granted I practically dominated the entire map other than the chaos wastes afterward but that's besides the point

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I really like whst they did with Ghorst he became an amazing lord for zombie themed armies. I would like to see other lords get similar buffs for their themed units aswell.

A friend of mine was doing a competitive MP game. He was playing dwarves and did really good ending up as one of the last 2 survivors. The other being, of course, Gorst. He first went on the offensive, doing quite good, until the tide of zombies slowly pushes him back towards his borders. What followed was a literal TIDE of undead with a total of 75 armies of mostly zombies crashing upon his defences. Unable to win the war of atrition, he forfeited.

This feels like playing the game as the necromancer from Zombieslayer

27:26 "Is this culturally significant?". Had me laughing good. Not sure why but it got me... lol

This is what it's like to be the zombies in the zombie apocalypse.

Absolutely funny video thank :D

"What is this walk, is that culturally significant??" Nice one.

You got my Sub. You are hilarious.

as much fun as doing this is, my computer starts to sound like a jet taking off and offputs the heat of a small nuclear reactor when I get up to the third army of zombies on the map.

If you couple the "Disciplined" skill perk for heroes in Ghorst's army, you make the zombies literally insane

The god graces us with another post

when you see thease 'chalange' videos go out, you know the enemys are in for a bad time

The living die, but the amount of dead people only rises, it never drops. Infinite soldier glitch

The king returns

Tee hee, looks like we are about to commit some war crimes again…

Because of this video, I remember about the night king and the army of the dead and the battle of winter fell

Good luck, I am behind 6000 zombies - Helman Ghorst probably. Thanks for the video.

14:00 "we just need to go cast a spell at the cygor" ah yes, cast a spell at the magic eating monster, a famously successful plan.

4:30 in settlement battles no units of the loosing army survive so even the fleeting units died and the "kills" are avaraged on every unit you have to thats the way the zombies got accounted the kills

Such a big Glob of Zombies... Perfect for my beloved Iron Dragons.