Edward Richtofen's Quotes (Shangri-La) 

9:22 "The banging in my head, noooo!"

Its so slippery and wet and joyful, just like you Nikolai, WOW

16:29 "OOOHH SPIKEY LOVE!!!!" Why am I here in 2018? Lol

Can you imagine Nolan North's faces when he was recorded ? XD

“The blood is in my eye...but it doesn’t sting like the other stuff...” 😭😂

7:26 fire zombie!!!

There are ghosts in this weapon.... AAAAAAH!

15:58 Mother Is That You I Didn't Do It

richtofen likes nikolai a lot

16:46 my friends did not believe me when I said this was a quote. I've been searching the far ends of the internet to just hear this man say "neato."

I love how he doesn't sound anything like how he looks XD

Richtofen is my favorite character. He's hilarious xD

"I'm coming for you Maxis! Zats usually an extra fifty.." I FUCKING DIED

my favorite is 3:04 it comes so out of nowhere that I hurt my stomach laughing when ever I hear it

1:25+Speed 2+Subtitles=XD

15:06 the most joyous laughter

17:37 lmao

Mother told me not to play with dolls, or my self pmsl

0:21 Just like Kino “So much lead for ze dead! Heha. I’m a poet and I didn’t know it.”

These are my favorites 1: My monkey is gone... But HIS DEATH WAS JOY! 2: A crawler has been born. Wunderbar! This one is from ascension: Now you could fit into a gumbalmachine... And I could have a piece of you for a quarter... WHO HAS A QUARTER?!! Dempsey?

15:32 the cochlea line always makes me burst into tears. Probably one of Nolan’s best and funniest deliveries

The voices.. AHH THE VOICES!

"I vas conceived in a mine cart....or vas it in a lab?" Heheheheh. I love ze Doctor!

"My ustation tube is vibrating! *gaaaaasp* VIBRATING!" "Haha! He lost his leg! Ahhahahaha! Ohhh, no that's sad..." "Like vind in the liederhosen. Ahahahaa, I'm vearing any liederhosen..." "My dagger shall strike deep! Haha. That's not a euphemism, Dempsey." "Ohhoo! Such a large... SCALPEL! Ahhahahaaa!" "Oh it's so.... shitty..." "It's a little gun. But it has a long barrel.... Like my college roommate."

15:27 My Eustachian tube is vibrating! (GasP) VIBRATING!!!!

Also, the favourite pack-a-punch weapons are: Nikolai -> L115 Isolator (L96A1) Dempsey -> Skullcrusher (M16) Takeo -> Mnesia (M14) Richtofen -> G115 Generator (G11)

There are ghost in this weapon AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

8:49 why? WHY you taste so bad?

"OH!!! OH!!!! That's good, that's okay, buy me dinner next time..."

*WHY...! WHY DO YOU TASTE SO BAD!!??* 😂😂😂

18:24 "There are ghosts in this weapon! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" - XD

7:39 , 8:28 , 10:25 , 12:01 , 12:18 , 13:35 , 13:57 , 14:35 , 15:58 , 18:00 , 18:23 , 18:43 , 21:25 , 22:08 , 22:20 , 23:15 Some of my favorite quotes that I may or maynot have heard before.

little known fact: richtofen is VA'ed by Nolan north ( Nathan drake, Desmond miles) the guy in every video game ever (look at his IMDB page it is crazy

NIce! I wanted to hear this for the longest.

awww "I have earned an achievement... yay"

o jeeze this was put on yesterday :D im so glade i checked today i've been dieing to hear the new quotes idk why but i lison to "ALL" richtofens quotes when i draw it sets me in a.... vunderful mood of PAIN! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

*groans* That's usually an extra 50...

4:21 oh my..

7:25 FIRE ZOMBIE!!!

thumbs up if you listened to the whole thing!

1:20

Omg I just adore Richtofen

i love it

7:30 aahh didnt want that anyway

AAAAHHHH! Oh, that's good, that's okay, buy me dinner next time.

he's my favorite :3

Can you Believe Nolan North is the voice of Richtofen!? Nathan Drake from Uncharted!

the more I kill the more ammo I need.. this is...obvious

8:50 the best one xdddddd

5:13 - Ohhh! You have schpikes in you now...you like zat? The schpikes? ...I do.

I know, especially when he says the perverted things xD I could just see him like, in the studio recording and like, waggling his eyebrows xD

Nolan North is brilliant

Nolan North for the win!.... without a doubt one of the best game voiceover actors ever....totally genious.Nathan Drake from the Uncharted series,Desmond Miles form the Assassin's Creed series and many many more to just name a few..he just totally plays the role so fricking good that it feels damn real,sorta like he is really a crazy german scientist from the old days...or something like that....but yeah...awesome videos man.

4:07 "Your Death Is Too Quick. Get Up, I Kill You Again!"

richtofen seems to REALLY likes nikolai

My favorite character on CoD zombies!! :)

thank u for posting this... im german so i dont know english that much......

I'll take that as a complement! and thank you.

I've earned un achievement. [Fluttershy mode on] Yay.

Richtofen is so funny, sexy and awesome gosh. I Love him =)

16:41 😂

I love when he says vondava

Ah! No zombie I will not play. Ah, off my boots

"TAG! Now you're it!" HAHAHAHA

so what I'm doing there in 2019..

*Wunderbar

''Dempsey , You need to shave ? hahahahaha I'll cut your head off '' :D 17:36

Do you smell something? Ooh a horde of zombies...A HORDE OF ZOMBIES!!! loool

@bmoniasknott Richtofen was his assistant. Maxis is Sam's dad. Maxis is the one who started zombie creation, Richtofen is the one who unleashed them into the world.

Zis gun has a long barrel... like my college roommate.

I miss him sooo in black ops 2

we're in an ancient temple, un ze power is off...that's a weird combo

It's so wet and slippery and joyful! Just like Nikolai!

Story Reflection/PAP Quotes: 22:31 Onwards

22:19 "Zombies! Come out to plaay!~ Ahahaha i love that Film" i cant believe that got that from The Warriors!! XDD

I have urnd un achivment *sigh* yay

I still don't know why Edward likes Nik so much. i think Nik is more important that we think

17:37 gold!

8:50 for quick revive

When I was doing the Easter Egg for this map with some friends, one of them went AFK and so I sat in the spikes and forced the other two to listen to the voice lines at 16:33 for a good ten minutes lol

Mother told me not to play with dolls, or myself, but I dont always do what mother likes..

14:24 is my favorite

0:21 may fav qoute

If only Klauss of American Dad was like this........

It's so slippery, und joyful, und wet! Just like you, Nikolai!

I think Richtofen likes saying Nikolai a lot

18:36 I knew it, Richtofen.

4:08 "You're death is too quick. GET UP! I KILL YOU AGAIN."

"TAG! Now you're it!" XD

Does anyone know the timestamp for his intro quote? The one that goes "A time traveling temple? OF COURSE!"

Are you kidding?! Richtofen is the announcer now! Everytime I get a nuke, I laugh my ass off.

There goes a crawler squish squish squish! haha i laughed so hard! :P

richtofen, u and takeo are boss

AH, Wonderbar!! :P

@bramonkey1 plus the defective turrets, Rick the Adventure sphere, and the space sphere, all from Portal 2

Woooooo!! My shoes go squeaky squeaky!

@18:43 Ah! the spectre! as in making spectres as in making ghosts as in, im over-explaining this.....

15:27 VIBRATING!

17:30 !!! BEST !!!

'NO PIE FOR YOU DEMPSEY!..NO PIE!' i was all what the heck whats pie have to do with any thing!? hes so funny thow!