Nikolai's Quotes (Moon) 

his suffocating song 12:43

1:38 *no papa*

1:04 Hey guys, I'm going to get a great weapon from the bo... Aw fuck!

"Why did you have to hit me? I called timeout"

32:41 "I will 360 noscope all you zombies but I get so dizzy. Someone else do it!" This sentence right here is exactly why I love treyarch

32:40 "I will 360 noscope all you zombies!" XD

1:50 weee!! I mean Oh shiiiittt

Little Nikolai, are you hurt? *no papa :3*

rip little Nikolai

I JUST REALIZED WHAT LITTLE NIKOLAI IS OH MY FUCKING GOD

Richtofen And Nikolai Are Friends Dempsey And Takeo Are Friends Takeo And Richtofen Are Friends Nikolai And Dempsey Are Friends Done.

7:12 - "Why did you have to hit me? I called timeout" 12:11, 12:20, 12:30, 12:41, 12:51 - Nikolai Can't breath in space quotes

13:38 "I might have a few cents in my pocket... oh come on... no! No money."

Seriersly couldnt it say bye bye a little nicer like this bye bye (friendly vioce) see i like that way 1:16

Vodka!, My Vodka! is flying away!

Ooh, the electricity dancing on their corpses is so beautiful!... ... Like second wife.

"One shot of vodka one headshot repeat until drunk then go again" 😂

25:00 best one

26:03 still the best quote in the entire zombies storyline, competing with "Glowing Green balls"

12:41 "do dovo gasp suffocating on the moon gasp..zombies disappear.. into the gloom gasp"

"Remember to close your mouth when it ex-blwwlwlwlth- oh shit I ate more zombie"

1:04 best one

12:42 Doo doo doo, suffocating on the moon- (inhales) Zombies disappear into the gloom (inhales)

1:37 "Little Nikolai! Are you hurt?!" "No papa.."

0:59 1:04 1:22 too right

RIP Chernov

*gasps* Little Nikolai, are you hurt? *high pitched voice* No Papa!

25:55

3:32 I am on the moon, THE MOON!

Nekolai is the best never get boring of his jokes

12:10 Moon Suffocating Quotes

14:43 "EH OW hahaha I like this drink"

i wish they didnt cut out most of these sayings cause they're awesome

10:07 ding ding ding we have a winner! I laugh every time I hear that.

29:12 oh good fucking lord xD

Why does my man Nikolai sound like the cookie monster?

"Ooooo, you and me together again, killing zombies, bestest bestest friends." "I believe this weapon is what Dempsey calls his 'Boomdick', is that right? Guys?" "I can carry this gun one handed... Guess what will be in the other... Little Nikolai." "This machine, uh, what would happen if I put OTHER things in there, like, little Nikolai"? I love Nikolai XD

I liked watching the bars push the small coins in the air as he spoke!

Ahahahah! I love the "Do do...Suffocating on the moon...zombies disappear into the gloom" 12:41 xD

"ding ding, we have a winner!" always maker me giggle! xD.

1:03 "Hey guys, I'm going to get a great weapon from the bo-- ugh ahh fuuuck." I fucking laughed so hard.

Story Reflection/PAP Quotes: 34:03 Onwards

"Hey guys, look at me! I'm scary monster! Raaargh!! Takeo I'm coming for you HAHAHAA!" 28:33

6:00 when Nik realized he can die via explosion outta no where (x

He’s the nicest to Tank Dempsey!

OHH SHIT! i mean...WHEEE!

6:26 is hilarious

"Forget the power, there is jumping to be done!" xD

19:14 - After hearing that, I always die shortly afterwards because I can´t aim straight from all my laughing XP

@SHOTnSKILLZ thats my favourite quote now

i heard once nikolai saying "Im so seeeeexy holding this gun, sexy russian nikolai" or somethink like that can someone find it for me :3

HOW DOES HE KNOW WHERE TO GO IF HE HAS NO HEAD?! My brain hurts... Iknow how you feel Nikolai...

@MultiNihilus Watch the video in the description please. It explains how to trim and convert to mp3 I believe, and even if it doesn't the process is fairly self explanetory within the program..

tis one is pretty cool: "alright no one panic, it is just a humongous mover that will afixiate us all"

he sounds like Heavy

1:04 best nikoli quote ever

Nikolai is a pure

23:50 That ankle biter is going for my LITTLE NIKOLAI!

"Power is on blah blah blah, IS IT DRINKING TIME NOW?"

Nikolai's is so funny and cool hes my fav

"the trees may grow vodka" lmao

"With aim like that they will not your vodka!"-Richtofen

actually it's: Richtofen likes Nikolai (Nikolai doesn't necessarily like Richtofen though) and hates Dempsey; Dempsey likes Takeo and hates Richtofen; Takeo likes Richtofen and hates Nikolai; and Nikolai likes Dempsey and hates Takeo

10:11 Phewww that was stinky, oh I sharted He best Russian

luv dis game man

"I have finally made it to the moon, YOU WERE WRONG THIRD WIFE! YOU WERE WROOONG!"

Oh! This gun makes my little nikolai very happy! *french laugh* *-under breath-* and not so little Nikolai any more'

"I hope that was not your yacking off arm!"

Yes please.

And this is why I love Nikolai Belenski his fucking funny and I’m trying to do his voice and richtofen lol

@8:37 "ah.. your much cuter now zombie... *cough*..like 7th wife."

WOOOOO I MEAN OOOOO SHIITTTT

Yes! Finally, I've made it to the Moon! You were wrong fourth wife! YOU WERE WRONG!, Ah, a moon base! The perfect place for my favorite hobby, hitting random buttons without any caution what-so-ever,

He sounds like Watto from Star Wars Ep. 1. (The flying bird thing)

Nikolai​ loves his Fn Falafel 27:10

7:12 - Why did you have to hit me?? I called time out!!

21:25, True quote, Nikolai

23:11 I hope that was not your "yakking off arm". 😂

"Do Do suffocating on the moon, zombies disappear into the gloom."

Last one is priceless

Kabloom! Kablowzer! Katamafoom!

"WHEEEEEE I mean oh SHITTTTTT" LOL that got me XD

Wow... 34:41 minutes of quotes...he talks a lot. I like.

Nikolai.. You never get unfunny.. BUT I'M ALWAYS FUNNIER!

My favorite quote is at 25:00- "This place is too loud...maybe if I plug my ears and hum song; dadadadadaDA, dadadadadaDA, dadadadashleydalow...Fuck"! XD

"do do *gasp* suffocating on the moon *gasp*..zombies disappear.. into the gloom *gasp*"

28:33 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “hey guys look at me I’m scary monster nsbebwwhgsbs Takeo i am coming for you HAHAHA”

19:31 You can see at the top right corner it says "vox_plr_1_quest_step4_2" and then it goes to "vox_plr_1_quest_step4_4" O_O

The red menace only happens once per month

29:14 XDXD

at 20:28 i thought he was gonna say, "but then i took an arrow to the knee"

Well,let's see. Dempsey and Takeo are planned to reappear in the future. Richtofen is now the Demonic announcer. And Nikolai is confirmed to reappear in the future. So worry not, my friend!

14:13 favorite quote!

1:36 Little Nikolai

My favorite characters are dempsey,smg,nikoli

Why can't classified have as many quotes as this

OO the moon the perfect for my favorite hobby, pressing but with complete disregard heart you falafal

Trees. Plants. Glass Roof. Walkway. Vodka. I'm just saying out loud what I see XDDDD

21:25 to 22:55 is just a whole rampage on Takeo lolol

1:33 "ow ow ow ah ah.....little nikolai.....are you hurt?....(no papa)