EFAP Movies #41: Final Destination 5 with YMS, JLongBone, Jay Exci and Shoe0nHead 

"If you're going to kill someone go for Betty White, she's not dying anytime soon." -Mauler

Death creates the plane crash to clean up his loose ends from the bridge. Then he creates the pileup to clean up the the loose ends from the plane crash. Death really just fucks up. Gotta wonder if the big opening death events that kick off the 3rd and 4th movies are also death trying to clean up previous fuckups that we just haven't seen.

Such a fascinating franchise with compelling multidimensional characters such as racist and MILF.

We could’ve avoided this whole movie if Mothman appeared to warn everyone about the bridge

A franchise about Death working hard to not get fired.

I like to think that Tony Todd was making all those rules up because he got off on giving people false hope.

That gymnastic death still had better CG than She-Hulk throwing Man-Bull

The part where the lady said "What are you, a beggar in a tempest searching for a hand hold?" And death says "There is a tempest in ME!" 10/10

The ending was actually very neat.

Is it weird that, when it comes to these movies, the film that got the biggest reaction out of me was Karen? That movie reached a type of cringe I didn’t think was possible!

So at this point, Death found out that his intern screwed up and tried to cover it all up. now he has to fix it himself, but like every middle manager, he doesnt know how and makes it worse. These interns nowadays are just useless.

For the cowboy final destination at least one character must get run over by a silent stampede that came out of nowhere

31:50 What absolutely kills me about that death is that you'd have to be absolutely brain dead already to go like, "..Oh shit! I've got dust in my eye! Better still do this flip!"

Miles Fisher actually DID play Tom Cruise in a parody movie! :)

Are you fucking shitting me?! The EFAP crew jinxed Betty White lol

42:12 when you’ve watched so many cliche movies that you can sync up your trope prediction perfectly with the movie in real time. Godlike, Mauler, simply godlike.

Christian Bale used a Letterman interview with Tom Cruise as inspiration for American Psycho. This guy is that character fusion made flesh.

Death: These assholes keep ruining my damn plans... Well, they won't see the alien in Kansa coming. *FINAL DESTINATION: MAN OF STEEL*

Don't you just hate it when the acupuncturist accidentally performs acuparalysis?

The Tom Cruise looking guy actually played Tom Cruise in Superhero Movie

Maybe the real Final Destination was the friends that died along the way?

I loved the part when Death said "It's finalin' time" and then started destinationing all over the place. I'm so funny, damn

I remember in FD2 the director wanted to try and imitate actual human body limitations on death, in FD5 they’re like nah, jelly people

I know it was a throwaway joke, but Final Destination movies taking place in different time periods sounds like an amazing idea to me. Imagine if it started with like some Roman woman with her family at the collosseum and she gets a premonition that a chariot crash is gonna happen, saves some people, the accident happens, and shes's like "the Gods sent me a message!" And everyone believes her, in the first 20 minutes and now you get to do all the crazy shit you can think of to kill people in the Final Destination style in period pieces. I think if the series continued, this is better then a reboot

I watched my father die today, now I've just watched you talk about a movie and say the word death every other word and even that managed to brighten my day coming from you.

Efap movies is one of two things that keeps me on RU-vid

One of the best EFAP movie endings for sure. Hats off to editor Mr Capital O.

I think my favorite description of these movies is when Deusdaecon reviewed them all, and described them as taking place in a world of people made out of jelly and breadsticks, and argued that it wasn’t Death killing everybody: it was a Health and Safety Pixie punishing everybody for bad OSHA practices. Edit: the guy everyone called “Wal-Mart” Tom Cruise actually played a spoof of Tom Cruise in one of the Scary Movie films. I think 4, in a scene spoofing when Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah’s couch

The first Final Destination had an interesting idea with “death” coming after someone after having avoided a death. But as the series went along, it just became too predictable, so they really had to up the antics with “bigger and better” deaths to keep people’s attention.

Fun fact, the Rorschach man who also looks like Tom Cruise actually played him in a brief scene in superhero movie... he could not fly.

Throughout this entire series. Metal just laughs through all the deaths. Germans are scary.

Great twist ending when Rich Evans shows up and his laugh combines with Mikes alcoholism to form a super-weapon that defeats death.

You guys should do the Anaconda movies next.

I find it fascinating that the Frozen movie was brought up, I saw that independently and hated it for a couple of reasons. It's a movie I didn't expect efap to mention. Honestly that kinda made my day

Okay Final Destination Spinoff idea. The crew is on a spaceship they jump into a new sector, and soon the ship gets destroyed by some weird accidents, but then it is reversed back final destination style to the protagonist. They immediately believe him, stop the initial disaster, and try to counteract death's weird plots of sabotaging the spaceship, but some of them die in the process. The goal would be to engage the warp-drive so maybe by doing that they would leave death behind. Basically, a lower budget Event Horizon. The name wouldn't have FInal Destination in it.

DasBoSchitt better bring back the ultra cringe graphic in the future. I was not prepared for that moment when it occurred and I was rolling.

Final Destination 6: Someone slips on a banana peel and lands his head... which explodes of course.

I really really want a movie, where the premonition guy dies after like 2 or 3 deaths and the others have to go from what he told. This movie showed me again, that the formula they use kinda lost its magic. shake it up and show me people going completely crazy, because they dont have even less of an idea than normal protagonists.

The tom cruise looking guy is actually the tom cruise impersonator from either epic movie or disaster movie or date movie..one of the "insert genre" movies I don't remember and I'm too lazy to Google it

It appears that we've reached our final destination (hehe)... Which is a shame. I'm going to miss the Karen franchise.

I love these film series EFAP Movies with reoccurring cast members. They’re brilliant ^.-.^

Happy Halloween everyone. Please be safe tomorrow night. Go with your kids of course, keep them out of traffic, check their candy. All that good shit.

I never knew this one existed so i was going in completely blind. i think i like it more than 3 and 4. And i kinda like the plot twist at the end. oh and the return of Todd was nice.

Ugh, I forgot about that Dead Space 2 scene, thanks for conjuring that fucking nightmare fuel up again

With the end skit, I honestly believed that those pens were going to magically insert themselves into MauLer's nose and canister holes on his mask, choking him. This is because I know what to expect from a contrived Final Destination kill scene, and the fact my expectations were subverted in such a subversive way is peak kino.

The Final Destination Franchise is the Smartest Dumbest Franchise. The concept is fantastic and could make for really interesting horror,but the execution is laughable bad. However, I will say the ending of 5 is the closest the franchise came to greatness. It places a lot of focus on the terror of being in this situation. And the take someone else’s life is pretty interesting.

I like when Jay said he was going as a bridge for Halloween

The suspense bridge just becomes a normal bridge when you already know everyone is going to die, that's why it fell apart.

I love how all the machines in this universe have "Do not exceed X value" As if a machine to do laser-eye surgery would have the capacity to go to extreme-damage level. They'd have pre-set values and wouldn't be able to go beyond them

"My glasses, my glasses! I can't see without my glasses!" "My glasses, my glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!" Laser eye surgery reminds me of that x-ray machine that errored and nuked people. Also, the US military is taking notes!

I'm pretty confident Mauler's wrong about Lasik not being permanent. When I had mine, they mentioned the possibility that it might need correction in the future, but that was as an edge case rather than the norm. The only thing they said was definite was that normal aging would happen, so eventually I'd need reading glasses.

When he did the Tony Todd impersonation and said "Start killing people", I laughed out loud so fucking hard.

The destination so final, it came back 4 times.

That gym scene, are there no spotters? There's no way you'd not look down at where you're going and miss the screw or the water and wire.

Not gonna lie - I like that they ended up on the plane from the first movie.

32:00 Geez, jelly people is right. I wasn't quite sure what to expect, but when it happened, I just had visible confusion on my face for a few seconds before laughing. She didn't just die, but THAT happened? What??? 😂🤣

Holy shit the “Whammy!” Killed me 😂

I was a fan of these films as a kid It's always great when EFAP shows me that my taste was shit 😃😃 Keep EFAPing guys

"Come on... Put yer back into it!" Death Skywalker, esquire

So the problem with killing another person to 'time vampire' them in this franchise is that, if it is not already your time to die, you then will *not* die. Meaning that anyone you kill, you gain zero time from, because that *was* their time to die. If you're unable to kill them, that's because it's not yet their time.

"The designers of the bridge didn't thik there'd be people on it." Hey, the Canadian navy almost capsized their first new (1980s) frigate because their simulations assumed that every pipe in the ship would be filled with water. So it's not that crazy.

Can't wait for a 'Final Destination: Titanic' where a guy prevents the ship from hitting the iceberg, so Death spends the rest of the movie killing 1500 people.

The bridge collapse is my second favorite after the car crash. And the movie itself is overall also my favorite despite it's boring parts.

I actually enjoyed the franchise and like the 5's ending, the commentary is chef's kiss 👌

If you haven't seen it, I'd recommend watching the bridge scene but with sound effects from Ed, Edd, and Eddy. You most likely won't regret it.

Our road crews also like to put their construction ahead signs six miles away from where they're working.

“Betty white isn’t gknna anytime soon” I’m sorry how fucking long ago was this recorded?!?

I think that's DasBoSchitt's voice in the intro and he edited this EFAP Movies episode. Cheers, man! That ending was hilarious! Jay: We're all gonna doe in a horrible accident by then... Das: Badly animated 3D R/C car crash and explosions. I definitely died of laughter!

1:06:33 The minute he mentioned going to Franche for the chef-ing thing... I saw this coming...

If I blew up an orphanage would that render me functionally immortal or would that be considered part of Death's plan?

The ending reminds me of that Robert Pattinson movie Remember Me. The twist is that the entire movie took place in 2001 and he works in the World Trade Center.

As a Civil Engineer, I am absolutely appalled by the bridge at the beginning. There is literally a 0% chance any design team would design (and be approved by the client) a bridge that would make that event possible. High winds? Seriously? Engineers absolutely account for that. The writers could of at least used a massive earthquake or a freak storm or something. And if there was any chance the construction could jeopardize the integrity of the structure, they would not be allowing people to drive on it. Never.

This is the most commitment shoe has put into anything.

I have a film theory. Tony Todd's character actually did defeat death, and is now immortal. However, after being alive for so long, he yearns for death. That's why he hangs out in morgues and at funerals, he wants to be close to death.

I have been in gymnastics my whole life and I have not seen anyone combust the moment they fell from the high bar. Laziest way to kill someone in a gymnastics environment

Can we get free bird edits of the final destination opening premonitions?

Re: 20:58 and "high winds brought down a bridge" That's actually happened -- the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse of 1940. It's a famous incident in terms of structural engineering. The bridge opened in July 1940 and collapsed in November of that same year. At the time the bridge was completed it was the third-longest suspension bridge in the world. During construction it was found the bridge span oscillated in windy conditions. Several damping measures were tried to reduce the problem but these proved inadequate. The bridge was closed to traffic when the span was rocking too much, so when the span finally sheared away and collapsed into the river below, no lives were lost. You can easily find online newsreel film taken of the bridge span collapse. The cause of the problem was traced to the particulars of its design which made it highly susceptible to winds in ways that had not been anticipated.

What I've learned most from this franchise is that doctors like leaving people alone trapped in dangerous situations while they go screw with dumb crap in the other room

"make him explode and then she chokes on his flesh" is the most metal shit I've heard MauLer say

Rags hasn't seen American Psycho and thinks it's a show... My ATM is saying "FEED ME A STRAY DOG", wat do?

I got LASIK, and it was explained to me that my near-sightedness was fixed for the foreseeable future, but once I get old, I will still need glasses regardless since that is the point that most people's eyesight naturally worsens. So no, you do not need to get it every few years [Edit: also, the doctor would never leave the room while the surgery is ongoing (in my case, there was a team of people in the room), and they drug you up good beforehand to ease the pain and calm your nerves. A version of this scene where she's high on painkillers would be a lot funnier]

"She's gonna get a giant glass spider on her face!" lol

As soon as they were on a plane I started begging the screen that this was the same plane from the first movie. I am IMPOSSIBLY HAPPY!!!!!!!!!

Tony Todd going to every funeral and saying "Death" is like this alien dude in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy who travels around in the universe and insulting everyone in alphabetical order

I want a death sitcom where it's revealed that these movies are because of death's team if interns. You have: Real death: rides a pale horse, is the boss who is in charge of the interns. Lost a lot of clout when Christ rose from the grave Speedrunner death: tries to kill as many people as quickly as possible. If something fails, and then is followed up immediately by another attempt, it was probably this death Poetic justice death: is seen by the others as a pretentious prick Cheater death: interacts with physical objects the most. Does things that aren't physically possible And many more!

Death Note Live-Action is basically Final Destination 6

31:45 I’ve been waiting for the EFAP crews reaction to this death since you announced you were doing the whole series My god what a shit shot that death was… she landed on the god damn mat

180 is a "death" number that they made up for the series. It's basically a foreshadowing of death and doom. The number usually shows up three to four times per movie.

What an amazing journey this has been. This was probably my favorite cast for efap movies

1:20:56 Instead of a gun, the Joker shows up and says, "I'm gonna make this pen DISAPPEAR!" 😂

50:05 - The laser here was not even needed, she just needed to trip on the bear eye... Though how the hell can you trip on something that small? Also, firstly, no doctor would ever leave the room during an operation, and lasers used for eye surgery are not this strong.

Thats actually a cool game concept. Youre like devon sawa when he locks himself in the cabin. Gotta avoid death in various rooms and shit. You could format it like an escape room game maybe.

I'm surprised that EFAP didn't point out that at the end of the Lasik eye scene, when the car runs over the eye, there is no place for that car to drive past the scene that way. Look at the shot of the building she falls from in the shot before and compare it to how the car drives through to run over the eye, that car is driving at about 30 mph into a wall

The ending of the video is why I love DasBoSchitt

Joel in Spaaaaccceeee! (or Jo in Honey) Love the ending (even though it was not a desert eagle)! 👻

I remember seeing the trailer for this one in theaters when i was 7 let's just i was a little scared The teddy bear falling made me sad lol Now I'm probably gonna laugh my ass off at the movie

I distinctly remember seeing the trailer for this movie after only having heard of the first one, and thinking to myself, "There were FIVE of these movies?!?!?!"

"In early 2011, Tony Todd said in an interview with Dread Central that if Final Destination 5 was a success at the box office, then two sequels would be filmed back-to-back. On August 23, when asked whether he would be directing a sequel, Steven Quale elaborated: "Who knows. Never say never. I mean, it'll be up to the fans. We'll see how this one performs internationally, and if it makes as much money as the fourth one, I'm sure Warner Brothers will want to make another one" " I guess Death finally head enough and decided to kill the franchise too, as well as the characters.

oh yes... "cowboy era". my favourite part of history. also: switch the boring parts with more engaging stuff. top advice right there

Karen 6 is by far my favourite in the franchise. It has the good plot of 1 + the amazing deaths of 2