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In her brand new segment, Ellen featured some interesting items she found on Craigslist, including one that got a little personal!

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@LJ808
@LJ808 10 лет назад
I have discovered that it is impossible to watch only one Ellen video.
@90sblinklifeforlife40
@90sblinklifeforlife40 7 лет назад
True!XD
@hratchsetrakian1692
@hratchsetrakian1692 6 лет назад
Yes, unless its stand up. Once is more than enough lmao
@duythanhish
@duythanhish 6 лет назад
Haha that's true
@hratchsetrakian1692
@hratchsetrakian1692 6 лет назад
Thanks Shelby lol
@MargoMB19
@MargoMB19 6 лет назад
Fell down that hole last night and spent almost two hours watching random Ellen videos.
@ssamaraubedei9970
@ssamaraubedei9970 10 лет назад
When the old tape of ellen was playing, all I could think of was Dory. :')
@ookami0189
@ookami0189 6 лет назад
Ssamara Ubedei lol, same. Then again, she was Dory's voice in both movies.
@MrNikkimaxine
@MrNikkimaxine 5 лет назад
Ssamara Ubedei Yeah it’s about that
@tayllor2900
@tayllor2900 9 лет назад
Ellen....let's just say you have gotten much funnier with age.
@nickenssullivan
@nickenssullivan 8 лет назад
+Taylor Anstrom agree. but still, she was talented back then! :)
@elphbwckd212
@elphbwckd212 6 лет назад
Ummm... Literally go back and watch her stand up specials years before she started this show. Those were absolutely hilarious!
@MsCreader
@MsCreader 12 лет назад
The clip drove my dog crazy - so good barking! haha
@Chipwhitley274
@Chipwhitley274 10 лет назад
Clearly Jose wanted to make sure the tapes went to a good home... he probably wanted to make sure they wouldn't be mistreated or abused.
@dmfalk
@dmfalk 14 лет назад
The old comedy skit from '84 is priceless! "Alright, you can drive." LMAO! :D Worth a fave! :D
@kimsechrist4139
@kimsechrist4139 6 лет назад
She barks extremely well.
@macCALICOmac
@macCALICOmac 10 лет назад
The tapes are used AND blank? Who listened to 106 blank tapes?
@LyingSecret
@LyingSecret 10 лет назад
You realise you can use and then blank out tapes right? I mean technically they are then not blank, but the recording is of a dead sound over the top of whatever was on them beforehand.
@keepdancingmaria
@keepdancingmaria 6 лет назад
Also, they are considered used if they are not in original packaging, or the owner is not a retail merchant.
@speeddjs1
@speeddjs1 10 лет назад
The thing that never change Ellen, is her EYE... all over the years since 1984, same marble eye. LOVELY!
@booniebabi
@booniebabi 10 лет назад
i should be sleep, yet i'm watching ellen clips
@MrNikkimaxine
@MrNikkimaxine 5 лет назад
Lauren Taylor Not yet-and out fine do I need to do
@Kayla95A
@Kayla95A 10 лет назад
Should have gotten the 2 for my 22 birthday
@MrNikkimaxine
@MrNikkimaxine 5 лет назад
KaylaToGo Hey I do understand that is your birthday I do want to say happy birthday but worry I have them I testing on Friday now on my name is on Friday cause I just find out for my mom that that I am I have the testing done his appointment on Friday now on Monday or the Monday goes Meredith are coming on Monday because then be my other companion Nisa will be coming who is coming both of twins
@truth9547
@truth9547 7 лет назад
im sick of telling myself, "this will be the LAST ellen clip i watch today"...it's been 4 hours now...smh. ON TO HOMEWORK!!!
@clarissahansen6242
@clarissahansen6242 7 лет назад
that old Ellen footage sounds just like Dory... obviously I know Ellen does the voice of Dory. But the personality was almost spot on for Dory's character. :)
@thelastone9377
@thelastone9377 7 лет назад
I hear it.
@judypeach5672
@judypeach5672 5 лет назад
Ellen makes my day! They say laughter is the best medicine, then Ellen has all you need. Thank you Ellen for making the world a better place!!
@bemoreunique
@bemoreunique 14 лет назад
My favorite line: "When you're going on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, you want to wear a nice tablecloth." hahaha. I love people who can make fun of themselves. :P
@sabinapalm2551
@sabinapalm2551 10 лет назад
It doesn't matter if it's old ellen or today's ellen. I still love her!
@PlotPointOne
@PlotPointOne 7 лет назад
That was smart of Ellen to air the footage making what the guy was selling completely worthless. I ❤️ Ellen!
@annother3350
@annother3350 5 лет назад
She didn't show the punch line...
@Funkythrift
@Funkythrift 10 лет назад
Yep! Craigslist can sure provide some good laughs and head scratches when picking!!
@DidrickNamtvedt
@DidrickNamtvedt 11 лет назад
Love Ellen's self irony lol! That old tape of hers was really funny too, seems she has always been hilarious but her fashion and looks have definitely improved :p
@Joe76571
@Joe76571 10 лет назад
It would be so awesome if Ellen went to omegle
@jaredscott9252
@jaredscott9252 10 лет назад
Too risky.
@emilyloveslife95
@emilyloveslife95 10 лет назад
That. Would. Be. Amazing! :D
@TheMAHMusic
@TheMAHMusic 10 лет назад
Jared Gleason If you enter an appropriate subject, it's not.
@shelbymoss7625
@shelbymoss7625 9 лет назад
Oh my god yes someone tell her
@meganmorgan4800
@meganmorgan4800 10 лет назад
I love the Ellen show. I blessed that their are people in this world who actually cares about the less fortunate . You really blessed that waitress with a new life. I thank god that their are people who is willing to help. You may not be able to help me, but it gives me hope that theirs someone out there that'll bless me & my child. With love. Thank you for giving people that don't have anything hope ! -Megan
@mobymedic
@mobymedic 10 лет назад
I'm stuck in the Ellen section again..
@JoeyJSawyers
@JoeyJSawyers 10 лет назад
I've watched all of them now; all I have to do is watch the new ones every day!
@Goatyler1337
@Goatyler1337 10 лет назад
is it sad that ive spent so much time on the internet, these adds seem normal? I was expecting 'weird' adds to be people selling dead dogs, homeless men's teeth and possibly a phoenix egg.
@raehiggins5587
@raehiggins5587 7 лет назад
Ellen honestly looks better as she has aged
@JustForever01
@JustForever01 10 лет назад
Shes Such An Inspiration :)
@harrisk426
@harrisk426 8 лет назад
hey my name is Kayla. I can put in my bathroom. I love the color red
@gratituderanch9406
@gratituderanch9406 6 лет назад
Kayla Harris hahahaha So people can say you left a big red number 2 in the bathroom? Lol
@katestewart4395
@katestewart4395 11 лет назад
Its now 10 to 3 in the morning, still watching Ellen
@RainbowUnicornSushi
@RainbowUnicornSushi 12 лет назад
''And i would wear a table cloth from time to time'' LMFAAOOOO! That Killed Me!!!
@annlopez8826
@annlopez8826 11 лет назад
Addicted to watching Ellen videos!
@Sirusholuvyou
@Sirusholuvyou 11 лет назад
Bless Ellen! She's not ashamed of her roots =D
@LaraA55
@LaraA55 14 лет назад
the cassette tapes stumped me...too funny
@neha7493
@neha7493 9 лет назад
Dang, Ellen's looks so pretty with longer hair :)
@sheba1sheba1
@sheba1sheba1 9 лет назад
Nina L. she looks pretty all the time. and has stunning eyes!!!!!
@kimsechrist4139
@kimsechrist4139 6 лет назад
and -35 years
@lmordro
@lmordro 6 лет назад
Lol. I love your dry sarcasm Ellen.
@hsmfan008
@hsmfan008 10 лет назад
I think she just meant she sounds like Dory EVEN MORE on the film. :) Because of the high squeaky kinda voice
@chili123654
@chili123654 12 лет назад
i luv the look on her face when the video ends!!
@dechinta
@dechinta 10 лет назад
When I was in the early stages of being disabled, I had no energy to do anything, so I basically would just take a bath, wash my hair and get dressed and go out with my hair still wet. I would comb it out and just push it back out of my face. As is dried, the back of it would get kind of curly. However, the day my teenage nephew called me, "Aunt Mullet," I realized, no matter how much it hurt to raise my arms over my head and blow dry and style my hair, something had to be done! LOL
@anonymouswriter5
@anonymouswriter5 10 лет назад
Your looks should NEVER hurt you and certainly aren't worth it. My mum has an MS like disease the neurologists can't or won't identify and she can't lift her arms some days. At the best of times she can put them straight out in front of her. But on her bad days she always has me take care of her hair and makeup or she'd just do what she could and went with it. You should never have to suffer for fashion. You should've asked for help if it mattered that much.
@dechinta
@dechinta 10 лет назад
Thanks. I don't have anyone to help. I don't think my dog could do my hair. I got 19" cut off of it and that makes it easier. So my nephew never calls me Aunt Mullet anymore. :) I actually do not even remember the last time I saw him. Since my parents died and he works so much, I honestly cannot remember the last time I saw him. I think it was at his daughter's pre-school graduation. It was at 8am and the only way I was able to get there that early was to stay up all night. But I made it! Then I stayed up the whole day and went to thrift stores and had a blast. Then I had to stay in bed for several days, but it was worth it. My profile photo was taken that day. It's a wonder my eyes are even open. LOL
@SammmeeBee
@SammmeeBee 14 лет назад
lmao...I love her comments about looking back on herself!!
@sunshinejividen2832
@sunshinejividen2832 6 лет назад
1:10 Ellen says: "Who wants a giant #2?" Apparently, only about 5 people in her audience caught the humor in what she had just said, lmao. Either that, or they just didn't hear her say it.
@MoreMedication
@MoreMedication 13 лет назад
I remember seeing Ellen performing in that outfit, with that mullet! She's a brave woman to air that footage :)
@iamunwritten21
@iamunwritten21 12 лет назад
ELLEN I NEED TO SLEEP. *Sees video in sidebar* Oh, well that seems like a nice video..
@99kuzy
@99kuzy 10 лет назад
Who wants a giant number 2 ... Hahahahahahahahhahsh lol Someone who has been constipated for a bit :)
@alessandrahintz3615
@alessandrahintz3615 10 лет назад
haha when she says that she would get eva a giant number two thats when the immature side of my kicked in and i couldnt stop laughing
@diokhan999
@diokhan999 10 лет назад
that old footage of Ellen makes me think of Lauren Graham as Loralai gilmore. I don't know it's got that same speed and wit , I just love it
@beaverbunch
@beaverbunch 14 лет назад
i'm lovin her hair and her tie....
@wallowinthehallows
@wallowinthehallows 11 лет назад
Should be studying for a test tomorrow, but Ellen is just so addicting...
@angelwufflesyew
@angelwufflesyew 11 лет назад
Still is famous even after all these years. In almost every show I watch and book I read I see at least one Lassie reference somewhere.
@CuteLilSky
@CuteLilSky 14 лет назад
The Laugh @ 3:44 !!
@TheMaplegirl123
@TheMaplegirl123 12 лет назад
As we get older, ellen turns younger :) I love u ellen u make me laugh every day!
@elizabethwest5949
@elizabethwest5949 4 года назад
That bark was so good
@dude900021
@dude900021 12 лет назад
the 106 used cassette tapes DOMINOES!
@xenarocks2007
@xenarocks2007 14 лет назад
I don't know about 1984 but ellen looks awesome right now ... how do you do it Ellen ?? :)
@MissGingerDog
@MissGingerDog 14 лет назад
and i luv the mullet! 3:30
@KimberPrime
@KimberPrime 7 лет назад
I would love the giant number 2 to use the foam from it in cosplays. XD
@shirosuzuki2889
@shirosuzuki2889 11 лет назад
I think a lot of the ellen videos i watch are cause of the names :D then i have to watch more when i look over.
@bingi00
@bingi00 11 лет назад
i really should be studying for a test, but It's always getting harder and harder........ no not the studying, ellen keeps me in the computer watching her addicting vids
@TheSeddier200
@TheSeddier200 12 лет назад
ME TOO! HI FIVE!!!! We Kaylas' rock!
@Bubblewrapisfun
@Bubblewrapisfun 13 лет назад
At 1:37 it lookslike the woman with the blond hair and the blue dress is saying:''thats not funny'' :D
@Star_Jewel
@Star_Jewel 12 лет назад
@TheMaplegirl123 haha yeah, I knew that, but there are times, like when she's being recorded, that it REALLY brings out the Dory in her!
@jasminebe1630
@jasminebe1630 10 лет назад
I wanna buy that for my friend kayla!! But I can't find the ad anymore and is 12 so it would be a good time for a foam 2
@maevesanford-kelly982
@maevesanford-kelly982 10 лет назад
I know someone named Kayla who died 2 years ago
@sweetleide
@sweetleide 10 лет назад
Thanks for sharing debbie downer :-(!
@jeenashirkey1987
@jeenashirkey1987 7 лет назад
Maeve Sanford-Kelly loser. You just fishing for likes. Get a life
@MissGingerDog
@MissGingerDog 14 лет назад
OMG 2:15 YAY fur the LASSIE JOKE! ahahhahahaha
@sourpatchemo1701
@sourpatchemo1701 8 лет назад
tiny Tim is so close to tiny box Tim!
@johnlee7377
@johnlee7377 8 лет назад
ellen looks great now, but man.. her with long hair would be absolutely breathtaking
@kimsechrist4139
@kimsechrist4139 6 лет назад
She had long hair (no mullet) for a period in the 90's and she's just not a long hair person. She looks much better with a pixie cut.
@carolinapearl246
@carolinapearl246 13 лет назад
Ill remember that next time i go on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson... i gots ta go find myself a nice tablecloth...
@TheBeauella
@TheBeauella 11 лет назад
Awww her voice back then!!!
@Spinney540
@Spinney540 11 лет назад
You just didn't know you were hearing it, she actually says in the first scene before the editting, . "A typical 'Lassie' episode...". Now if you've never seen Lassie or never even heard of Lassie, I'm not gonna explain it, but I'll give you a hint: It's about a dog.
@Effiedajeffie
@Effiedajeffie 11 лет назад
She sounds so much like Dory in that film :')
@greenlovegreenlove
@greenlovegreenlove 14 лет назад
Portia de Rossi should totally do dancing with the stars, I'd love to see if Ellen gets jealous haha.
@ScarletLioness
@ScarletLioness 12 лет назад
makeup and lighting does wonders
@morgannics5702
@morgannics5702 10 лет назад
Could someone be so kind to share with me the logic behind the "take down google+" posts? I get that people don't like it. A simple solution of course would be stop using it. Just what are multiple posts of the same thing going to accomplish? Are people under the impression that the ones who released it care? I mean if they wanted peoples opinions, they'd ask for them correct? Please explain.
@morgannics5702
@morgannics5702 10 лет назад
OMG I am soo embarrsed I thought this comment was to "take down" the new comment thing.... I really need to read the find print... ;)
@DarkRaven118666
@DarkRaven118666 10 лет назад
AngelFrom Below that joke took a few reads to understand
@morgannics5702
@morgannics5702 10 лет назад
DarkRaven118666 LoL I know.
@dannygomez8844
@dannygomez8844 10 лет назад
Ellen is amazing.
@markharrington7773
@markharrington7773 6 лет назад
Gotta love Ellen she is awesome
@natalianigro7320
@natalianigro7320 10 лет назад
These 'Bob' comments are kind of starting to annoy me...I don't like Google+ at all, but this is just plain annoying!
@andrewjansen5768
@andrewjansen5768 10 лет назад
☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can destroy Google+ /▌ /\
@stunnerrocker
@stunnerrocker 13 лет назад
Ellen.. I miss Portia!! could you make a video of her or something.. like scaring her like that, or Portia off cam, in house.. you know.. I miss her..but i would love to watch a video of you scaring her! :D
@katelynnc.8654
@katelynnc.8654 6 лет назад
for those 106 tapes I can use 13... jk anybody get the reference? no ok...
@jonathanwickets5211
@jonathanwickets5211 5 лет назад
I did. Just one year later
@MrNikkimaxine
@MrNikkimaxine 5 лет назад
Katy Clark Look I know is that OK boat ready I have to do this because to be honest with you I know things to be being Mary thing is is I have to do this don’t get along I do understand that and I’m still gonna be nice all right I don’t send me anything I was it to be nice
@LoganHawthorne
@LoganHawthorne 13 лет назад
A big number 2!! Hahaha. Catch my drift?
@rebeccamireles3013
@rebeccamireles3013 10 лет назад
Ellen you are so wonderful time to go to the show I wish I love your humour and boundaries are broken down from my home to your have a great day God bless you.
@ChilenoPiscean22
@ChilenoPiscean22 12 лет назад
No its her diet. In her later years she became vegetarian and now vegan. When you eat what god intended you to eat, the effects are miraculous. No surprise she is the happiest and most successful now then she has ever been.
@TeatroGrotesco
@TeatroGrotesco 5 лет назад
That #2 is for when you never want your daughter Kayla to forget she is the second favorite
@FigureSk8r1123
@FigureSk8r1123 11 лет назад
I cant stop watching..
@bonnienoonan7360
@bonnienoonan7360 5 лет назад
Love that early Ellen.
@VeniVidiVelcro
@VeniVidiVelcro 11 лет назад
Buy a foam zero too, for when you turn 20 ;)
@088mandi
@088mandi 11 лет назад
"Let's reluctantly watch..."
@wallowinthehallows
@wallowinthehallows 11 лет назад
Absolutely! Except, then we wouldn't be able to call it Ellen Waters Anonymous, because our membership cards would have our names on it… no longer making us anonymous. So, we will need to change the name of the group.
@orhugs
@orhugs 11 лет назад
Can we print membership cards?
@LeBookworm
@LeBookworm 11 лет назад
I think she was trying to make fun of how they always knew what Lassy was saying. I mean...doesn't make it any funnier. But thats 80s-90s humor for you. xD
@DozIT
@DozIT 6 лет назад
OMG in that old footage I really heard Dory
@rjb112010
@rjb112010 11 лет назад
Actually, it does, I just think you read it wrong. Perhaps it should've been written something like this: "Neither does your spelling of the word "sense." Her sentence itself does make sense, though.
@Feliceymystyle
@Feliceymystyle 10 лет назад
Shut the front door...too funny
@tintannabulation
@tintannabulation 12 лет назад
and that is a nice table cloth ellen, very nice indeed.
@dominiquehanson7157
@dominiquehanson7157 11 лет назад
Actually love how ellen shows when she was not great but she shows it anyways :)
@loljksgiggles
@loljksgiggles 10 лет назад
Ellen looks so much younger now, you're so beautiful Ellen! :D
@dumgurlz
@dumgurlz 11 лет назад
Ellen is the funniest person EVER!
@Tabbyclaw
@Tabbyclaw 11 лет назад
Ellen looks vaguely like Gillian Anderson in that vintage clip.
@xcastielx
@xcastielx 11 лет назад
Kids at my school make Lassie jokes and I'm 13, I thought everyone knew about Lassie.
@MCCoolio665
@MCCoolio665 11 лет назад
I've never even heard of it and it was still funny to me even though I didn't understand it much.
@EmiRenee36
@EmiRenee36 12 лет назад
@bieberfiever4ever yes she is. She married Portia
@sarabedard4155
@sarabedard4155 11 лет назад
Awesome video!
@smileforver2281
@smileforver2281 12 лет назад
1:11 hehe she said "giant number 2"
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