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Emotional Damage: Asian Parent Punishments 2 

Steven He
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This whole video was so I can write off a frozen chicken from my taxes.
Also I should try out the X factor. I've a feeling I'll win.
FAILURE MANAGEMENT SWEATERS
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Комментарии : 9 тыс.   
@saaofficial5415
@saaofficial5415 Год назад
This dude has the most quotable moments out of all videos on RU-vid
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
That’s a surprisingly flattering comment
@zanxaa
@zanxaa Год назад
eMoTiOnAl DaMaGe
@Call_Upon_YAH
@Call_Upon_YAH Год назад
Jesus Christ died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him. True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness. *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.* As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him. Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.
@TotallyHuman
@TotallyHuman Год назад
@@MonkeyJedi99 I am a Christian, and I had to report these comments. They're cult-ish, insensitive, and awful. I would like to apologize for the fact that they used that term.
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 Год назад
@@TotallyHuman I was going to let them go, as I usually do with silly or offensive stuff, but this account has been spamming like mad, and I finally had enough. While I appreciate your apology, and accept it in the spirit with which it was given, I would also like to say that it is not your responsibility. Unless it is? Hmm???? (kidding)
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Год назад
When he mentioned “the family dinner” We all knew that maximum emotional damage was about to occur.
@abdullahkapusuz6529
@abdullahkapusuz6529 Год назад
Woooooow youre here
@Johannnnnnnnnnnnn
@Johannnnnnnnnnnnn Год назад
Meeting you for the 23567th time
@shoty_x1693
@shoty_x1693 Год назад
Ah yes, *reply bots* Also true the family dinner delivers alot of emotional damage
@keekee300
@keekee300 Год назад
Ah yes, the time where you showcase your so called "talent" that is actually just a forced guitar lesson, or the time where your grades are revealed.
@robotboyhead378
@robotboyhead378 Год назад
Imagine visiting your family and not working 25 hours a day.
@devangiraud
@devangiraud Год назад
The way he was smiling while his son was playing guitar was MAXIMUM satisfaction of the emotional damage he created. 🤣
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
I swear that is parenting in China
@AllisterVinris
@AllisterVinris Год назад
Yeah, I think it was the best part of the vid actually !
@MC-hx6xn
@MC-hx6xn Год назад
“What key is that, F-minus?” 😂
@devangiraud
@devangiraud Год назад
@@AllisterVinris It definitely had me laughing haha.
@timbakker371
@timbakker371 Год назад
He used the same face in the thumbnail
@Otterpoptheotter
@Otterpoptheotter Год назад
As a musician I can guarantee you that playing an instrument in front of family is probably the most emotional damage you could EVER do to someone
@reosemuel
@reosemuel 7 месяцев назад
ik same here cause they make me play for anyone and everyone when i have an instrument on me.
@TexanPinoy
@TexanPinoy 3 месяца назад
Other than playing music, they enjoy parading their kids "skills. " Most emotional damage was asking me to do an oratorical piece in front of the family while they are having lunch 😂😂😂
@jaspionccv9426
@jaspionccv9426 10 дней назад
I suppose that sometimes they bring that couple of family friends that have a beautiful son/daughter of your same age to double the damage!
@AzaiKang
@AzaiKang 4 месяца назад
"What key is that? F minus?" 🤣🤣🤣
@Cryptic0013
@Cryptic0013 Год назад
"What key is that? F minus" is a highly underappreciated pun. Of course, Steven's Dad always plays in E Motional Damage.
@funeralgiggle3771
@funeralgiggle3771 Год назад
😆
@PurpleSaturn726
@PurpleSaturn726 Год назад
Random Music Player: “What key is that?” Asian Dad: “It’s either between F Minus, or A Disappointment.”
@heiah
@heiah Год назад
Or B cause I said so
@rumahjakarta6440
@rumahjakarta6440 Год назад
The "refund" got me first and F minus had me in tears.. 🤣🤣🤣
@GreenNinjaGaming-on6ox
@GreenNinjaGaming-on6ox Год назад
Dude that is hilarious never would have come up with that myself
@kiranaskr6183
@kiranaskr6183 Год назад
As a veteran Asian child, I cannot count the amount of times my parents came home the moment they left.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
HAHA
@Beowulf45
@Beowulf45 Год назад
As a veteran Jewish child, I didn't realize I am Asian. Alternatively, I didn't realize that Steven is Jewish.
@tear4bit322
@tear4bit322 Год назад
Now I understand why I like Panda E so much, 10 minutes after leaving, car door=death. Heart attack, coupled with EMOTIONAL DAMAGE. No cure, father hitting me with "what's 7x3?" at 9pm.
@MrZerodaim
@MrZerodaim Год назад
Your parents know how to do that because when they were young, time wasn't invented yet.
@near5148
@near5148 Год назад
@@StevenHe as a veteran Asian child I was beaten for 30 to 40 years of my life time now I am a successful person I was beaten with a stick and it made me stronger and I won't be a failure now im about to turn 18 soon
@tagheoshorh2082
@tagheoshorh2082 Год назад
Steven I can't believe you just made me have a PTSD flashback. My white 80 year old Grandma did that too with the chicken, and since it's Grandma she doesn't have the energy to really get angry at you, just sighs in disappointment and so you feel 4x the Emotional Damage, because not only did you let her down but now you also don't get to have her fried chicken.
@zariftahmidshoeb3487
@zariftahmidshoeb3487 Год назад
As an Asian myself, after all the emotional damage I faced, I am proud to say that my parents were successful in failure management 😂😂😂
@sexymary
@sexymary Год назад
Hahaha..
@Manas-mt8vj
@Manas-mt8vj Год назад
I wish that my parents don't use FAILIAH MANAGMENT
@AnitaN.o.
@AnitaN.o. 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@deusmachiness3396
@deusmachiness3396 4 месяца назад
now the real question is will you be doing the same to your failure when you have one lol
@KittiezeittiK
@KittiezeittiK Год назад
"Repeat after me" "Because I said so" *that was too relatable*
@williambert5992
@williambert5992 Год назад
*BE-cause I sAid so
@user-bb3co2vr7d
@user-bb3co2vr7d Год назад
because i said so太真实了,我爸就会经常说“因为我是你爸”🙃
@fejiroohanomah7453
@fejiroohanomah7453 Год назад
All african moms😅🤣
@imreallybored269
@imreallybored269 Год назад
@@fejiroohanomah7453 this statement always ruins my entire week
@LongTimeAgoNL
@LongTimeAgoNL Год назад
That is relatable in every country, in every single culture, with every single parent.
@theyaleyang
@theyaleyang Год назад
“If your family are also professional Asians, they will join in on the roast.” As a victim of emotional damage myself, I’m laughing waaaaay too hard.
@agent6960
@agent6960 Год назад
I read ur comment at the exact time in the vid
@JanM457
@JanM457 Год назад
"What key is that? F minus?" oooooh... bone chilling!
@garywhitt98
@garywhitt98 Год назад
….your…
@waiphyo9845
@waiphyo9845 Год назад
laughing while thinking dark past kjkjkjkjl
@muadibadder3345
@muadibadder3345 Год назад
☝️
@ashleybentham9396
@ashleybentham9396 7 месяцев назад
'Probably 15 mins or 5days' had me in stitches
@bensonabernathy4664
@bensonabernathy4664 Год назад
"Because I said so..." is so accurate. That happened to me so many times all my life.
@moonbeam8438
@moonbeam8438 Год назад
I wish we could have a cameo from Steven's grandfather, just to remind us that Steven's dad was once someone's failure too 😄
@SamanthaVillegas
@SamanthaVillegas Год назад
Omg yes!!
@paulahillier1390
@paulahillier1390 Год назад
Yes! Genius.
@ryanphan6768
@ryanphan6768 Год назад
Better idea. Steven's grandfather visits and he gives Steven's dad emotional damage while he rants about his life was 10x harder
@vickireynolds4055
@vickireynolds4055 Год назад
@Moon Beam, great idea! Of course, "Dad" may not like being reminded of it, but the rest of us would love it!! What do you say, Steven?? A visit from Grandpa He??
@fake_atta1552
@fake_atta1552 Год назад
@Beast 😈 2 imagine using someone else’s name💀
@daniellakatos5117
@daniellakatos5117 Год назад
"Because I said so" That killed me, because it was used heavily in my upbringing XD
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
Haha that was in every parent handbook
@fmlAllthetime
@fmlAllthetime Год назад
@@StevenHe Too real.
@hdkdhdodhdnddjfkfjfofkfofo1453
@@StevenHe "Oh, probably fifteen minute or five days." Moment before failure strikes in
@ShannonSouthAfrica
@ShannonSouthAfrica Год назад
Now that I'm a parent I can appreciate the usefulness of this reason.
@TooCheez
@TooCheez Год назад
Because I said so Me: that doesn’t answer my question
@Simply_bibble
@Simply_bibble Год назад
4:02 Auntie is always so nice, saving me out of these situations 👍
@ZafrasF
@ZafrasF Год назад
Eating while watching Steven is dangerous. You never know when you might start laughing too hard and spill your food all over.
@rainclouds4346
@rainclouds4346 Год назад
The fact that Steven was hitting all the right chords on the guitar... those childhood lessons seems to have paid off, huh?
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
I never got my refund
@MasterGamerXGamerboi
@MasterGamerXGamerboi Год назад
God reply bots are awful, I just want to see Steven interact with his fan base
@daybod3085
@daybod3085 Год назад
Kru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-TDoZxVSjwJM.html ITS HERE
@wizman4060
@wizman4060 Год назад
@@MasterGamerXGamerboi Yeah. There too much
@adamschaefer881
@adamschaefer881 Год назад
@@StevenHe that is a failure. Your father would expect no less.
@CRFSUIGENERIS
@CRFSUIGENERIS Год назад
As a professional Asian daughter, I prioritize these menial tasks above all else. Even before my neck surgery, I was on autopilot prepping the rice and yes - even thinking of what to defrost for dinner. The fear of forgetting these chores outweighed a major surgery 🤷🏻‍♀️. Long-term emotional damage ;) Thanks for another relatable and hilarious rendering of The Days of Our Asian Lives. Lol 😂
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
WOW that’s incredible emotional damage ❤️😂
@strazed1
@strazed1 Год назад
incredible emotional damage. your parents have tortured you well
@Toywins
@Toywins Год назад
What happens if you take out the WRONG meat for dinner though??!! It's a real problem! 😂😂😂
@tharushijeff589
@tharushijeff589 Год назад
rice for life
@pedron-
@pedron- Год назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qdneTY3wh4I.html Finally it’s here
@Spockturnal
@Spockturnal 6 месяцев назад
The dad's smile while he sings kills me 😂
@Pfromm007
@Pfromm007 Год назад
You know you're a Steven He fan when you suffer a skill issue in life and can hear him saying, "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"
@RyanGeorge
@RyanGeorge Год назад
"Make sure you don't forget okay?" "Okay I won't" "Yes he will" That quick cut made me snort. I have now snorted.
@lindapov9397
@lindapov9397 Год назад
Omg it's really him 😭
@hobbyhost171
@hobbyhost171 Год назад
I watch your videos! Really great!
@matthewwheeler469
@matthewwheeler469 Год назад
That quick cut made you snort, you decided.
@downhill18
@downhill18 Год назад
Hi, hello there.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
HAHAHAHAH that’s one of my favourite cuts
@BioticFactors
@BioticFactors Год назад
Now I feel bad asking my childhood Asian friend if he could play piano in front of his mother. The look of sheer terror he gave me is still burned into my mind. Emotional damage.
@SoniaAli35
@SoniaAli35 Год назад
Your evil....
@seemanta_3
@seemanta_3 Год назад
Oh my god... 😱😱 You... You are the devil!!!
@670HP-Package-NOW
@670HP-Package-NOW Год назад
Did he survive
@triplem5770
@triplem5770 Год назад
Vaaary effective
@suffering9481
@suffering9481 Год назад
@@670HP-Package-NOW judging by his reaction, _no_
@madaraismysugardaddy2696
@madaraismysugardaddy2696 Год назад
The pure malicious joy on Steven’s Dad’s face when he says, “Got him.” Is just…words cannot describe how evil it is.
@almasakic1148
@almasakic1148 Год назад
Hey man, I just discovered your videos after losing a job and they have really lifted my spirits. I have to move back in with my mom until I find a job and although I'm not Asian, I grew up in a fairly strict household and your videos are really relatable and make me laugh. Thanks for lifting my spirits and making me laugh in this hard time when I feel like a big FAAAILUWe! :)
@karenk2409
@karenk2409 7 месяцев назад
Thank the good lord for your demanding parents, and for making you uncomfortable with living with them as an adult. You will launch and do fine!
@saltysergeant4284
@saltysergeant4284 Год назад
I like how the "extra loud" footsteps are still absolutely silent. That was a great joke!
@vikstar123.4
@vikstar123.4 Год назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-wnMjbZStEe8.html it finally here) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-wnMjbZStEe8.html wow ìt finally here.. I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️
@RKanth54
@RKanth54 Год назад
@Bolia Fops what roast are u talking about tho?
@RKanth54
@RKanth54 Год назад
i dont get the joke can u explain?
@georgescaggs8602
@georgescaggs8602 Год назад
@@RKanth54 A roast is when you belittle someone or put them in a situation where others notice their inability and join in on the ridicule.
@georgescaggs8602
@georgescaggs8602 Год назад
It’s the little things.
@henrychen4947
@henrychen4947 Год назад
As the second child of two Chinese immigrants, these skits are very realistic, accurate, and bring back alot of bad memories.
@omitolaayooluwaoluwagbemig6330
Bro said bad memories 😂😂😂
@Diana45251
@Diana45251 Год назад
Here’s my PTSD
@franchest1454
@franchest1454 Год назад
TWO?
@HAI.1
@HAI.1 Год назад
🤣
@zakir2815
@zakir2815 Год назад
@@omitolaayooluwaoluwagbemig6330 I think he means good
@user-cu7rl8hc3m
@user-cu7rl8hc3m 8 месяцев назад
Stevens's dad: closed car Steven: emotional damage!💀
@ericverstaevel
@ericverstaevel 9 месяцев назад
Bro tryin' to shower a dead chicken LOL
@belle6618
@belle6618 Год назад
The chaotic cinematography while he's running around, flailing with the chicken was my fav part lol
@hangontofaith
@hangontofaith Год назад
Mine too I haven’t laughed that hard in a while! That scene is all about my kids! But me when I was a kid myself HAHAHA
@kennethmay6180
@kennethmay6180 7 месяцев назад
This guy was born the funniest man alive, and I have the same voice😂😂
@patrickwilliamson29
@patrickwilliamson29 3 месяца назад
Just by seeing his hand movements, you can tell Stephen can actually play guitar chords reasonably well
@protonix07gaming8
@protonix07gaming8 Год назад
That face off at 2:00 between a scared son and a dad with a horrifyingly straight face straight up gave me PTSD. That calm before the strom used to be the scariest thing ever. Beautiful acting in the scene specifically Steven. 👍
@rosalee477
@rosalee477 Год назад
It's like standing in front of a firing squad.
@AtimTimLives
@AtimTimLives Год назад
That calm is my weapon of choice 😬
@_TripleChanger-Achilles_
@_TripleChanger-Achilles_ Год назад
he's already getting into acting.... I couldn't imagine how hard it is acting to nothing.... your partner in acting is yourself Steven..... "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, My name is Steven with a V"
@lisastenzel5713
@lisastenzel5713 Год назад
The calm might really be the most harmful...wasn't so funny, when my mother didn't answer 😅 I never knew if she just didn't heard me or if it was the calm 😱🤦‍♀️
@repentandbelieveinjesuschr9495
Repent to Jesus Christ “Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good; his love endures forever.” ‭‭1 Chronicles‬ ‭16:34‬ ‭NIV‬‬
@IndeedthisismyURL
@IndeedthisismyURL Год назад
The car door closing was one the most horrifying thing to hear as a kid
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
YESSSSSS
@arcticflames6932
@arcticflames6932 Год назад
For real
@infernal8985
@infernal8985 Год назад
the first step of a nightmare: the car door
@Call_Upon_YAH
@Call_Upon_YAH Год назад
Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who believes in him and follows his commandants! Have a blessed day, everyone! ❤
@Call_Upon_YAH
@Call_Upon_YAH Год назад
God heals depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING, God literally heals my physical pain when I ask Him! Trust in God to heal ALL! He is your creator! Lean not on man, you'll never be healed. Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name, for the world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully!
@boigamer225
@boigamer225 Год назад
"Because I said so." I freaking CALLED it!
@LilySteph1949
@LilySteph1949 10 месяцев назад
Love this guy 😂hilarious. Helps with military trauma.. Thank you and God bless you, your family and career
@HeyIguessImyouasoftoday
@HeyIguessImyouasoftoday Год назад
As a person with an Asian mom, I love how relatable this is
@thegrimreaper9951
@thegrimreaper9951 Год назад
@no time left calling you a waste of oxygen is an insult to Amber Heard
@hishamalaker491
@hishamalaker491 Год назад
as an arab i can also agree with this.
@JamJam-dv7jf
@JamJam-dv7jf Год назад
my dad and mom are asian (filipino). my mom would have the slipper ready whilst my dad just waits for my grades
@diefighter_124
@diefighter_124 Год назад
Ong
@theedarthnader8647
@theedarthnader8647 Год назад
As a person who has a mom this is relatable
@boid9761
@boid9761 Год назад
"If your parents are professional Asians, they will join in the roast" I felt this on a personal level
@poetkifaya
@poetkifaya Год назад
Us Mexicans can relate, too lol
@anonymanonymus4706
@anonymanonymus4706 Год назад
To be honest the instrument section is pretty personal. I am not from an Asian family but my parents clearly took examples from your channel, they made me spend 9 years on violin and told me that there is no reason to do it, I just must do it. We made a deal that if I get to play violin abroad they will get me out of a violin, and so I did, but they still forced me to stay there for a whole year until they decided that I know how to play the violin well enough.
@nickevers9263
@nickevers9263 Год назад
Well then your parents failed you in the explanation department. The reason is: musical retention deepens creodes of both abstract thought and extemporaneous recall as musical knowledge and memory/sagacity are inextricably linked. -a drunk college kid at 5am
@alexiskerjosse-art6832
@alexiskerjosse-art6832 Год назад
This is one of the best video of internet. Man your videos are AMAZING. PLEASE keep at it, you are so hilarious and a very healthy and good humor for everyone, I support you 1000% !
@Mogi.
@Mogi. Год назад
That's alot of damage
@pedron-
@pedron- Год назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qdneTY3wh4I.html Finally it’s here
@berrios181
@berrios181 Год назад
A damage so emotional even flex tape can't handle it.
@SamIsPog
@SamIsPog Год назад
@@berrios181 lmfaooooooo
@SamIsPog
@SamIsPog Год назад
we've got emotional damage, now we need P H Y S I C A L D A M A G E !
@chaosx3256
@chaosx3256 Год назад
Can I just say, that the unfreezing the chicken part is very effective and relatable. My parents didn't show up early but when I would freak the hell out. I remember having to quickly unfreeze ground turkey meat and opened the package, put the meat in the bag and microwaved it. I used the excuse of "I threw a knife into the sink and it cut the package."
@jacques2838
@jacques2838 Год назад
@@studiomez3467 my family would belt me if i ever used the defrost on the microwave. I'd just be told to fill a pot with lukewarm water and stuff the chicken in there so it would unfreeze
@johnree6106
@johnree6106 Год назад
Just run it under hot water for a few minutes would work
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
HAHAHA putting it into the microwave never worked for me
@ziellipoutine
@ziellipoutine Год назад
My technique is that I do it the moment they close their door on their way out.
@bertegue5162
@bertegue5162 Год назад
At least you don't have to have the whole meal cooked and served by the time everyone is ready to eat which could be anytime within 2 hours of the average...
@leofun01
@leofun01 11 месяцев назад
02:20 - Looks like my parents was your students. Emotional damage.
@Fireburke6473
@Fireburke6473 Год назад
I am actually very happy that Steven enjoys making his videos as much as we enjoy watching them props to you
@ShrinaathRecords
@ShrinaathRecords Год назад
“Give the least information possible” such a relatable quote 🤣
@user-ih4fd9sf8x
@user-ih4fd9sf8x Год назад
Ikr! Im rolling 😂
@lv-gamer2568
@lv-gamer2568 Год назад
My dad used to do that all the time. Especially when he sent me to get tools for him. 😅
@ShrinaathRecords
@ShrinaathRecords Год назад
I always had to get tools too! 😆
@lv-gamer2568
@lv-gamer2568 Год назад
@@ShrinaathRecords go get the thing on the left side in the corner that does the you know, the thing. 😅
@ShrinaathRecords
@ShrinaathRecords Год назад
What thing?
@asiankidjolie
@asiankidjolie Год назад
I relate to all, but the last one hits on a different level. When performing a piano piece to the fellow Asian relatives I should remember from when I was a baby, some basic roasts include ‘not being musical enough,’ ‘playing for too long,’ not playing Fur Elise, or them simply sighing and then proceeding to scroll on their phone. 🤠
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
“Play something your grandma understands” always got me
@asiankidjolie
@asiankidjolie Год назад
@@StevenHe I agree, always the Asian songs too
@mintpudding7908
@mintpudding7908 Год назад
When we (me and my cousin) performing for the elderly it always the same songs because they think the songs in our era is not their taste
@quanmach3887
@quanmach3887 Год назад
@@StevenHe oh yeah let me just *plays the abcs*
@Blaze5x5x5
@Blaze5x5x5 Год назад
"Playing for too long" Play this 2 minute song in 1 minute or you're a failure.
@tapiwanasheltsikire7544
@tapiwanasheltsikire7544 8 месяцев назад
this is the video that made me subscribe
@jameskulevich8907
@jameskulevich8907 Год назад
Love these videos, bro. Thanks, they always cheer me up.
@beast6213
@beast6213 Год назад
Your Failure Management Program is so successful/effective, my non-asian parents were following your tips before this video was even created.
@Guffknuff
@Guffknuff Год назад
Im 16 now when ill have kids someday i will look back to this video ...
@rebeccahermosillo6
@rebeccahermosillo6 Год назад
Absolute truth 💯
@helpmelol130
@helpmelol130 Год назад
My parents follow these tips without even knowing this exists.
@Sparkle8205
@Sparkle8205 Год назад
Same here my parents followed this too and I’m not even Asian
@rodrigomanzo777
@rodrigomanzo777 Год назад
they must've eaten Beijing Corn
@ItzDarkTrax
@ItzDarkTrax Год назад
Also, I like how steven's dad is smiling knowingly he'll embarrass himself in front of his family.
@Lordofbones96803
@Lordofbones96803 Год назад
Man your comment is filled with bots
@Call_Upon_YAH
@Call_Upon_YAH Год назад
Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who believes in him and follows his commandants! Have a blessed day, everyone! ❤
@Call_Upon_YAH
@Call_Upon_YAH Год назад
God heals depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING, God literally heals my physical pain when I ask Him! Trust in God to heal ALL! He is your creator! Lean not on man, you'll never be healed. Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name, for the world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully!
@Vintagefuture
@Vintagefuture Год назад
JIMMY…....................ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-QYIcUPkjGY0.html
@zillowzest5199
@zillowzest5199 Год назад
@@Call_Upon_YAH I’m a christian and even I want you to piss off
@rishabh6905
@rishabh6905 9 месяцев назад
This video gave me ptsd in so many ways. Honestly a really accurate video lol
@Youtube-Censorship-Police
@Youtube-Censorship-Police 9 месяцев назад
this guy is so absurd and i love it! from the facial expressions to the voice and the dialogue, literally everything cracks me up!😂
@johnson941
@johnson941 Год назад
This actually hits close to home, and I’m not Asian. Playing piano at family gatherings is literally the most painful thing to do.
@magIc126
@magIc126 Год назад
I don't know how I managed to escape that. You're strong JohnSon
@joshholland8564
@joshholland8564 Год назад
This is why I never learned an instrument
@minatimanil
@minatimanil Год назад
Unfortunately for my family, I do actually play instruments well.
@antianti4331
@antianti4331 Год назад
@@joshholland8564 my parents forced me to learn piano and guitar. Their arguments were exactly the same as in this video.
@joshholland8564
@joshholland8564 Год назад
@@antianti4331 well at least you know an instrument now?
@SlothLinn
@SlothLinn Год назад
My Norwegian mom clearly took this course! The vague instructions, the loud, early returns, the "because I said so" that made me feel like a forever failure because any and all logic I ever applied were clearly wrong... T^T No need to return money for Steven's dad's course, it worked like a charm - I still have emotional damage to last for ages!
@imperialofficer5172
@imperialofficer5172 Год назад
My American mom is the same
@rafaeldaulet59
@rafaeldaulet59 Год назад
Emotional damage proved it works:) very effective
@CerealBee
@CerealBee Год назад
Bot shield activate
@GaadhiMahendra
@GaadhiMahendra Год назад
Oh, so this is being practice in other parts of the world too? Great😂
@baconboy486
@baconboy486 Год назад
@@GaadhiMahendra Yeah even in India lol
@gersonfrancisco2960
@gersonfrancisco2960 8 месяцев назад
The way you dropped the "Because I said so"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Damn
@Pure_Uzumaki-rm9ff
@Pure_Uzumaki-rm9ff 7 месяцев назад
That is painfully relatable
@Papasmurf-sm5nk
@Papasmurf-sm5nk Год назад
As a student that is currently studying under the failure management department. I can proudly say that these tutorials have really helped me awaken my inner passion for causing emotional damage and I hope that one day I can aspire to be as great as Steven’s dad. Thank you
@trainingartist7786
@trainingartist7786 Год назад
@Beast 😈 2 Ahemm copyrighted
@bononista3999
@bononista3999 Год назад
The Emotional Damage is universal; I am an Italian-American whose parents use the 2:57 "bonus tool" and knew what it was before Steven said it. Then I burst into tears laughing.
@CHRF-55457
@CHRF-55457 Год назад
Yep.
@ZoneZero253
@ZoneZero253 Год назад
Or just trauma tears. I feel you.
@vempriex
@vempriex Год назад
I concur especially Filipinos and that flying slippers across the room.🩰
@misguidenpc0249
@misguidenpc0249 Год назад
I think this is a universial tool in all countries...
@emilyinnetherlands5295
@emilyinnetherlands5295 Год назад
Thank you for sharing. I really thought it was just an Asian parent thing
@robradford8255
@robradford8255 9 месяцев назад
the "because i said so" is so true
@hcjensen989
@hcjensen989 7 месяцев назад
i love how, after all, the dad is still proud of his sons guitar playing
@ayaseshun4335
@ayaseshun4335 Год назад
This hit so close to home I literally had a spasm when I heard the family dinner part, that shit gives me nightmares when the expectation entity just manifests at the dinner table. I still can't recover from the table slap when they're disappointed. Damn Steven, you know it.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
This channel is RU-vid‘a therapy class 😂
@stare4539
@stare4539 Год назад
Frr
@lunatheglitcheddepressedbu9163
Steven He yesh
@basmbee4325
@basmbee4325 Год назад
i want to like the comment, but it's at 420. my apologies
@WistrelChianti
@WistrelChianti Год назад
The internet needs a 10 hour version of Steven trying to unfreeze a chicken by breathing on it
@yomrwhite202
@yomrwhite202 Год назад
@sannio komi Me too I wanna voice like him
@hollerinwoman
@hollerinwoman 9 месяцев назад
The comedic timing in this video.... just GOLD!
@iamthesuperchristopher3504
@iamthesuperchristopher3504 8 месяцев назад
"I sAiD MaYbE You ArE goNnA bE tHe OnE WhO SaVes Me" ~Steven He guitar I think he wanted to say this to his auntie for saying that he don't need to play this time
@Beren0323
@Beren0323 Год назад
I like how "extra loud footsteps" are just regular footsteps on a carpet because it makes me think that they were filming it in a place where they couldn't freely make loud sounds 😂
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
Oh i don't care I know my neighbors already hate me hahahahah
@OmniscientWarrior
@OmniscientWarrior Год назад
Don't forget, in slippers, making each step extra quiet.
@thegreatbananza5277
@thegreatbananza5277 Год назад
Pro Tip: If you're child did something wrong, after you come home from work, say absolutely nothing. The pure amount of guilt and pressure will lead to your failure just telling you what you did wrong. And then you can throw the slipper.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
Wow that’s an advanced technique
@krystal2026
@krystal2026 Год назад
Only professionals can pull this off.
@qwmx
@qwmx Год назад
......why....why are you giving ideas... whose side are you on? 🤣🤣🤣
@SystemBot
@SystemBot Год назад
this guy parents failures
@pazobackenstein6473
@pazobackenstein6473 Год назад
That’s my mom
@babyblastCN
@babyblastCN 8 месяцев назад
Lesson 1: Unfreeze the chicken 0:14 Lesson 2: Learning an instrument 2:12
@bodawei425
@bodawei425 Год назад
Simply epic. Clearly one of the funniest RU-vidr at the moment, all in finesse.
@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED Год назад
4:25 Cousin : "What key is that ? F Minus ???" He's Dad : _(Menacingly and Sadistically Smiles in "E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E")_
@bryce5680
@bryce5680 Год назад
as a white guy, I'm glad to see my parents took some lessons from other cultures
@ninjaartist1235
@ninjaartist1235 Год назад
Diversity is our strength
@adri.annie-.
@adri.annie-. Год назад
🤣
@rafsan1578
@rafsan1578 Год назад
😂
@bologna85
@bologna85 Год назад
Bro same
@cobsonhater
@cobsonhater Год назад
Hey you got many likes 👏
@viplovedev
@viplovedev Год назад
This channel is a treasure trove of "emotional damage"
@lilylan5870
@lilylan5870 8 месяцев назад
I'm Asian and I laughed out loud when I saw "Because I said so." That's a classic one indeed XDD.
@victorial.1987
@victorial.1987 Год назад
When my white friends don't get Asians, I just direct them to your channel. Everything you have shared is the most accurate summation of the Asian experience and identity in a concise short video nutshell
@NotSoNSC
@NotSoNSC Год назад
To be honest I’m a Asian and it isn’t really like this, but it’s so funny it’s accurate
@victorial.1987
@victorial.1987 Год назад
@@NotSoNSC I think that means you're lucky lmfaoo
@JubilantMints
@JubilantMints Год назад
Im half Asian, but my father was white and he got full custody. Somehow I still got the full asian experience, the frozen chicken, the music example happened after I learned a second instrument,
@dreamfire9661
@dreamfire9661 Год назад
But white parents are also very strict and can cause emotional damage
@victorial.1987
@victorial.1987 Год назад
@@dreamfire9661 I'm sure some of them can be, but you can definitely tell it's not the norm to beat your kids here or "abuse" them in any way. In America and Europe there are laws that protect children from that kind of thing, you touch a hair on a child's head and social services or CPS will be called so quickly, whereas Asians-well in my experience Chinese parents anyway, they whoop you and it's just part of the culture, part of raising you to be 'proper', our parents will just say "it's for your own good / it's bc we care". A very large percentage of us were raised that way and it's not really weird to most of us. Whereas here you know it's very unheard of bc if it happens, the person is very traumatized by it and it's an extremely huge deal, and they will either be very reluctant to talk about it, or some of them will make it their whole personality (that they were abused as kids/had a fked up childhood) just to come off as unique or edgy. It also causes fractures in their family. They will move away from their parents and cut off contact because they wonder how they could harm them as kids in such a horrible hateful way. They'll think their parents were horrible people too. Being Chinese, like yes it's still "emotional and mental damage" lol, but like it's almost no different from like falling off a swing when you were a kid. You kind of just unconsciously accept it as normal, and yeah you joke about it like that.
@becks4290
@becks4290 Год назад
that "because i said so" really unlocked some childhood trauma the defrosting the chicken also hit home pretty hard
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
"because I said so" was in the handbook for all paretns
@Magusbrrj27
@Magusbrrj27 Год назад
Also that one: "-But mom, everyone is doing that! Why cant I? -You arent everyone." LOL 😅🤣
@kilergumybearz185
@kilergumybearz185 7 месяцев назад
I would love to see a video of his parents reacting to his Asian parents videos
@kimberlylamantia7794
@kimberlylamantia7794 7 месяцев назад
"What key is that? F minus?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DarkIce1617
@DarkIce1617 Год назад
I love how we progressively see the improvements to Steven’s living situations with each upload. Man’s got a hallway now, -sniff- he making it.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
HAHAHA yes you guys watched me from beside I made minimum wage
@a3don
@a3don Год назад
I see his dad still doesn't have that Rolex tho
@mubassirzaman7202
@mubassirzaman7202 Год назад
Yes, Ik i wasn't the only one who noticed that!
@InfolkWell
@InfolkWell Год назад
@@a3don what about the convertible mercedes
@thehutch7728
@thehutch7728 Год назад
Derrick F A I L U R E
@BeachPleased
@BeachPleased Год назад
Normal people: Create a strong and long lasting relationship Steven He : Create a strong and long lasting Emotional Damage
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
HAAAAA that’s the essence of this channel
@pedron-
@pedron- Год назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qdneTY3wh4I.html Finally it’s here
@monaattiah3976
@monaattiah3976 8 месяцев назад
2:29 I can't at the long smile after "or better...all of them" 🤣🤣🤣
@RedeemedSon144
@RedeemedSon144 Год назад
Hllarious...that emotional damage phrase is all over the manosphere. You are very, very, very, very funny. I need therapy from laughing so much. Thanks mate.
@markquinn262
@markquinn262 Год назад
Feeling a little down until I hear the words "Emotional Damage", then I realize that things could be much worse. Thanks for the emotional lift Steven He. 😆
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
I appreciate you coming and sharing a laugh with me
@sugoi694
@sugoi694 Год назад
Wth is with all these bots
@mehdidaboss673
@mehdidaboss673 Год назад
@Steven Не 🅥 ur not fooling anyone
@markquinn262
@markquinn262 Год назад
@@Instabruh.User.. but I have heard of Steven He.
@pedron-
@pedron- Год назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qdneTY3wh4I.html Finally it’s here
@ruby2.07
@ruby2.07 Год назад
The family dinner scene really hit home. As a full-time Asian, whenever we had a family dinner w/ friends of my parents, they made me do Taekwondo in front of them. At one point I fell and they told me my black belt was fake and I should lose 10 pounds 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@TubeSurfer898
@TubeSurfer898 Год назад
Oh my God 🤣 I’m so sorry for laughing at this as hard as I did. That’s severe emotional damage for sure. That’s really terrible. I’m sorry 😢
@purplebutterfly7257
@purplebutterfly7257 Год назад
😂😂😂
@vivi5150
@vivi5150 Год назад
Emotional rollercoaster except it only goes down
@deonjoyner960
@deonjoyner960 Год назад
Wait..... Full-time Asian? Does that position have benefits? What's the pay? Do I need a license to apply? 🤔
@sophiarhoads1196
@sophiarhoads1196 Год назад
@@deonjoyner960 Is it possible to be a part-time asian?
@davidhaughton2263
@davidhaughton2263 11 месяцев назад
"take extare lode foot steps so he can hear" this next sond will cose 5-10 yers with no sleep that part gets me 😂
@user-Ann767
@user-Ann767 Год назад
This was hilarious 😆 😆 I don’t know how many takes you have to do. But, this was great!
@ZafrasF
@ZafrasF Год назад
I think everyone can relate with "Because I said so". The ultimate parent weapon.
@raiyannasir8609
@raiyannasir8609 Год назад
The counter solution/attack to this weapon is "NOT GIVING A SHIT" and directly but politely saying "NO" at first and sticking aggssively to it. It's effective if you can establish your worth or prove that you are more knowledgeable than them most of the time, at most of the things.
@SimonBauer7
@SimonBauer7 11 месяцев назад
​@@raiyannasir8609 oh yeah absolutely
@zephyr5529
@zephyr5529 11 месяцев назад
@@raiyannasir8609 When you are under 16 and gotta live with your Asian parents, saying stuff like that is a one way ticket to getting the shit smacked outta you.
@TeamQuiltzYT
@TeamQuiltzYT 11 месяцев назад
​@@zephyr5529 not for me
@Temari_Virus
@Temari_Virus 11 месяцев назад
​@@raiyannasir8609you'll be saying a very different "no" once they take off their slippers or go get the cane
@invisiblegaming2458
@invisiblegaming2458 Год назад
“What key is that?” “F-?” That had me laughing so hard 😂
@mb-tg6hq
@mb-tg6hq Год назад
Emotional damage is my favourite quote. My brother showed me your channel and i absolutely love it 😺❤
@alaynazeeshan1004
@alaynazeeshan1004 Год назад
love your channel dude!
@tomaspetruz7774
@tomaspetruz7774 Год назад
4:15 that smile...devilish and sincere...only a true proud failure management father could have this expression on his face xD
@Scaredmask
@Scaredmask Год назад
@Obi wan Kenobi. bro why
@chloroplast8611
@chloroplast8611 Год назад
@Obi wan Kenobi. no father + L + ratio
@bearwcontroller1001
@bearwcontroller1001 8 месяцев назад
I cannot wait for him to make a skit where his Asian dad is in a home for old people.
@Tristan-of1cl
@Tristan-of1cl Год назад
"YOUR MY WONDERWAAAAAAAAAAAAA..." this guy is amazing
@jenna2720
@jenna2720 Год назад
Even more advanced emotional damage technique: When you get home and the child hasn't done what s/he is supposed to, just sigh and shake your head. The child will freak out on their own from their already massive guilt complex.
@lyzcabrera5216
@lyzcabrera5216 Год назад
This is literally my Mexican mom 😭
@jaimeedowell1383
@jaimeedowell1383 Год назад
Maximum emotional damage
@thempress-ro
@thempress-ro Год назад
"I'm not angry, just disappointed." _EMOTIONAL DAMAGE._
@Spleemce
@Spleemce Год назад
@@thempress-ro is this like a parent quote? My flatmate uses it a lot and your post gave me a thought that he has it from someone older
@near5148
@near5148 Год назад
Emotional damage
@lw1541
@lw1541 Год назад
Great lesson! You know it "sticks" when you are a rich Nobel Prize winning, Olympic running, Astronaut and still one day your brain randomly brings up the Emotional Damage and your friend finds you in the fetal position under the fitted sheet of your bed. Parent job well done. Love your vids!
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
wow. that description sounded too real to be made up
@pedron-
@pedron- Год назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qdneTY3wh4I.html Finally it’s here
@paulahillier1390
@paulahillier1390 Год назад
Jonny Kim...is that you?
@ghost_curse
@ghost_curse Год назад
Your cousin Timmy invented time travel
@RosannaPalma
@RosannaPalma Год назад
I needed to laugh like this hard today thank you lol
@whyymmee
@whyymmee 7 месяцев назад
"Nightmares for 4 or 5 years " me : rolling on floor
@galvanprime
@galvanprime Год назад
Steven's dad uses a standing desk because he misses the good old days when sitting wasn't invented yet.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
Oh my god that is so good I’m writing it in as canon
@galvanprime
@galvanprime Год назад
@@StevenHe wowow thank you!
@mamabear3887
@mamabear3887 Год назад
@@StevenHe 🤣
@tatiana517
@tatiana517 Год назад
When HE hadn’t invented sitting yet
@v0lt4r1s
@v0lt4r1s Год назад
This series has been so incredibly helpful, thank you!
@StevenHe
@StevenHe Год назад
Most welcome
@mattyoung3691
@mattyoung3691 Год назад
Dude the bloopers at the end are priceless! 😂😂
@ranaabokhashaba8787
@ranaabokhashaba8787 9 месяцев назад
The enjoyment on his dad's face when he was being embarrassed is too pure
@darkphoenix1509
@darkphoenix1509 Год назад
"If your family is Asian, then they will also join the roast" So damn true.
@Serenity113
@Serenity113 Год назад
That is the same with Mexican families 😂
@darkphoenix1509
@darkphoenix1509 Год назад
@@Serenity113 true pain brother
@delancyj67
@delancyj67 Год назад
Caribbean families start the roast and your parents join in.
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