Emotional Damage: Asian Parent Punishments 3 

The part where steven thinks about all the tasks he was asked to do but forget the important one, it is so relatable.

As an IRL psychologist, I cannot tell you how many times EMOTIONAL DAMAGE pops into my head during sessions!

Steven neglected to mention one thing on the Example lesson: the ridiculous nature of your examples if you do them right might be so strong that your failure might raise an objection despite knowing it's a trap. This allows you to spring an "are you talking back to me?!" trap discussed in previous episodes of Failure Management or even use The Slipper to apply double or even triple the amount of E MO TIO NAL DA MAGE Essentially, it's a luring technique to set up a series of blows, rather than a standalone move if you use it properly.

Omg, yes! Cold water! I remember being a kid in the middle of summer and asking for a glass of cold water from my grandma. She asked me if I wanted to get pneumonia and die. Ah, good times.

Bro that panic of trying to get the chore done as fast as possible before you get in trouble is portrayed beautifully

I like that Steven’s dad doesn’t even bother referring to your child as a child and skips straight to failure

As a white boy with Asian parents I have dozens of emotion damage and this is very true, they had to walk up and down the hill, swim on land walk on water to go to school at my age

this might seem a joke, but I have seen this IRL, and it is scary how accurate this is...

I was about to eat some food but then my parents told me they knew a kid who ate food who got attacked by a cat and now lives with a family of geese. Thanks, Steven.

This is what they need to teach us in school. The discipline of Emotional Damage must last throughout adulthood!

I had a Vietnamese friend growing up and I swear to God this is what it was like at his house. And when I visited my friend, it didn't matter if I was white, I got the same treatment as if I was part of the family. I still talk to my old friend to this day and he's got his own kids to torment now.

I still remember the call from my dad as soon as I walked in from school like he knew exactly when we walked in the house. Would pick up the phone and get "the house better ve clean and laundry better be done by time I'm home" he didn't have to threaten anything because you knew if it wasn't done there would be hell to pay. Shit even my friends were scared of my dad , guy can look at you and send chills down your spine. He's softer now but it took over 30 years to break him even a little.

As an Asian teenager with Asian parents, I'm telling you guys, these are pretty dang accurate lol

😂 I loved when the Father walks in and says: “smells like minimum wage”😂

I can watch the same skit over and over. Always laughing!! You truly deserve your own show!!

As a person who has a Asian parents, I can confirm this is 100% percent real.

Big congratulations to Steven's dad for being promoted from professional Asian Dad... to Professional Asian.

When I was in high school, I became friends with a transfer student from HK.. Can confirm, this training is channeling his grandfather's spirit! That man's Failure Management (Emotional Damage) skills were on point... he was so skilled, even unassociated people 5 blocks away started to learn the piano! I still have flashbacks of the over the top stories. Like this one time I went to go get my friend so we could hang out with our friends, and his grandfather told this story of how he had to hunt white tigers, in the winter at night, while carrying multiple buckets of water for his small village from a river 15km away... and as a reward, he was allowed to stop at the local hardware store to work for money to buy the monthly sacks of rice for the family (which also had to be carried with everything else) To this day, I still feel like I'm not doing nearly enough for my family/friends whenever I want to go do something unproductive... lol

Steven is one of the few comedians I’ve seen that never gets stale to watch.

As a fellow asian… this episode in particular was loaded with PTSD reminders. Thank you!!😢

As a man that doesn't have Asian parents, I can confirm that this is real.

The montages of Steven trying to do the chore, like the “ITS STILL WET” always kill me.

The jug of laundry soap in the washer got me rolling 🤣

The feeling of dread you feel when you hear the garage door open and you know you still have work to do. Nothing else compares

I’m glad I can make my day better by watching Steven He.

Thanks to Steven for healing my Emotional Damage with his sense of humor

1:04 GENIUUUUSSSS

You're killing it, Steven. My kid called you the emotion damage guy the other day, which is great because it's time to employ your parenting techniques. At 9, I think he'll understand enough for it to be effective.

The thumbnail design of Steven's father's collected self, while Steven is breaking stuff in the corner is a thing of art

Whenever we feel like a failure, steven he brings us content for us to watch.

Steven He's dad should start a Masterclass in Failure Management. I would pay to learn the Art of Failure Punishing

you already know he gonna be the best father

"How to cause emotional damage, without even being in the room". This guy makes the best content ever!

You know, Steven is still inevitably learning from his dad - he can whoop that washing machine just like his dad does.

I thought all parents did the “can you do the laundry before I get home” and always get home 5 minutes after you put it in

Ah 0:45 the delayed reaction when you realize something seconds after calming down from your anxiety that you somehow fucked up.

1:01 I love how Steven just throws the tide in there😂

“Smell like MINIMUM WAGE” 😂😂 1:42

It happened to me more times than I can count. I just ignore my Mom until she goes from warning with unrealistic stories to outright screaming NO!

When he said you are going to get hit by a car I automatically thought "LOOK OUT THE WINDOW HARRY AND RON WENT OUT DRUNK DRIVING AGAIN"

It has been 1 year since emotional damage was a thing, I am happy it is still alive and emotional damage will be forever iconic - Rick Ghastly

The laundry one was so true. It is always the chore that I always forget about. I actually used a blow dryer to blow dry all the clothes once and my mum came back without me knowing and when I found out she was just standing in the door way of the bathroom, staring at me blow drying all the clothes. It ended in my mum with a clothe hanger in hand and me running around the house.

these emotional damage videos,so hilarious and relatable, the dad character genius, the video game ones also hilarious thank you for your humor

I love this guy he is always there to cheer me up

We, Failures, are immensely grateful for being validated through your videos 🙇🏻‍♀️ Let's keep this culture alive for the generations to come!

I couldn't stop laughing when he just threw the tide into the washing machine 😂. Your videos are always comedy gold

When he come in the room and sniffed and said smells like minimum wage about fell out of my couch and gagged on my spit 😂😂😂

I love seeing your stereo typical asian parent videos. It reminds me of my late father who i miss so much.

Steven He never fails to show his humor to us

Imagine Steven's grandfather earlier gave these lessons , giving Steven's dad's example and Steven is enjoying it's recordings.

Lesson 1: Do the laundry before I get back 0:12 Lesson 2: Using examples 1:44

I love your Asian Parent Punishments makes me laugh ever second🤣🤣😂

One time my cousins and I used ALL the detergent by mistake. Our grandma locked us out of the house and said she'd called the chief crocodile and the crocodiles were on their way to eat us. I was three. #emotionaldamage

0:20 "Steven make sure you do the laundry before I get home, okay?" "Okay, I WONT" "You know he WILL" Am I crazy or is something not right here?

This is addictive to watch😂 Please post more confusing expectation videos. You're nailing something here.

I have seen all of these. Im gonna say these punishments work extremely well, and the also work in most area’s, i have even showed them to a friend and now he uses them!

3:07 The sheer accuracy of this is insane 💀

2:18 'bam! got him.'

Bonus emotional damage: Whenever your failure has a problem or is suffering from an illness or injury, follow these steps - provide no help - compare their situation to something much worse you or some other old relative went through - give them pointless advice (bonus: if the problem is some physical ailment or sickness, blame it on his attitude or emotional state) - related to the above, repeat the pointless advice, each time a bit louder - when your failure complains, show yourself offended - repeat these words: "I was trying to help, why do you have to be so unreasonable?" The unfairness will combine with his suffering and frustration to deliver maximum emotional damage

0:08 eMOtional DAmage

0:42 That's some great product placement

I like that he's worried about his son getting hit by a car even though they appear to be in a high rise apartment. Such a caring parent!

"Was playing playstation in the front room, got hit by car." What makes this funnier is the apartment is clearly several floors up from the street lol

Wow, this was very helpful, I will from now on handle my FAILURE like a pro and give MAXIMUM emotional damage.

“Smell like minimum wage!” 😂 This man is too funny.

DUDE 1:47 USING UNREALISTIC EXAMPLES JUST HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY, IT IS SO FRUSTRATING!! Great video steven keep us the great work!

You deserve way more subscribers man, you make me laugh a lot more than most comedians.

These lessons on failure management are pure gold!

"Tell you what happened. He drank cold water and froze all his height off" is now my favorite Steven's Dad quote. He really has the best ways of critter-sizing for everything.

The SLAMMING of the clothes into the washer absolutely sent me!! 😂😂😂 I would say the washing machine probably shared in that *_EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!_*

I love the way you say “ emotional damage “ it hits all the right notes , I can’t deal

Love the "using logic to defeat all reasoning" reference ... so true in real life! 😅

Big respect to Steven for staying relatively mentally stable from the emotional damage

As a professional asian kid who has asian kids, I can say that this is 100% real. edit: damm for the first time I got more than 200 likes

Did anybody else laugh so hard when the son said it's still wet In a very very weird manner

So very funny, love these. Really made my day. Thank you.

Everyone knows that Steven can never disappoint us, He even drank the Emotional Damage energy drink lol

I love how this is getting to the point where its hard to tell if the father is an actual guy or just him

Bro a huge fan of u ....u portray the situ in such a befitting manner it's brilliant plus relatable to watch...😂

You one funny dude! Thanks for the laughs.

Yeah shake that camera 0:52 the director gonna be proud

"Smells like minimum wage" I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣 its 10pm and everyone's asleep other then me watching Stevens videos I feel like I'm waking the whole street up 🤣🤣

as a person with Brasilian Parents, this is too true. Idk how this travels halfway across the globe, but somehow it did and now I'm emotionally damaged

Steven’s trying not to laugh face- The. Best.

The example one hit waaaaay too hard 😅The one I remember most was when I wanted to go to the playground down the street by myself and my mom told me about how a girl went out on her own and was later found dead in a river nearby. I was like 10 at the time

2:37 no, extra points if they say you can do something aggressively.

Hi Steven He! I ordered the "emotional damage" and im loving it :) thank you for your videos!

These are hysterical! If I had kids I would absolutely use them! BTW, I love the nespresso machine and liquor in the shots ;)

I never learned these strategies from my parents. It is always better to learn these punishments first hand because each Asian household has a different technique. Thank you for teaching non-asians these strategies so they too can manage their failures.

He can say just “emotional damage” over and over…I’d die laughing every time. 🤪

I will watch Steven for da rest of my life😂😂

Thanks for teaching me how to manage the failures.

I tried your methods with my children, and i have to say it's 100% success! They've embraced inner failure in themselves and took the path of zero confidence and general self respect! Please continue making your outstanding lifecoach videos!

This is literally how my parents act. Good job Steven.

My mom is half Japanese and still managed this effect. Very powerful.

As a asian, my mother and father did all of the things from the emotional damage series to me, gives them a excuse to yell at me and makes me have trauma and eMoTIonAl dAMaGe 😭

I love how steven's dad just calls steven "your failure"

I died... U NEED TO DO MORE! 😂😭❤️

I couldn’t stop laughing during this video it was so funny lol

1:37 *sniff* SMELL LIKE M I N I M U M W A G E