Why You Don't Kidnap ASIANS - Your Skit Ideas 

another geeking out skit but instead its a hired assasin, the target, and the boss. the assasin has successfully kidnapped the target and the boss orders him to kill the target through call/walkie-talkie. the assasin says smth like "any last words" to the target. then the target compliments the assasin on smth and they end up geeking out. then the boss is just on the other end of the call confused af 😂

How about a skit where Steven finds a time machine and goes back in time to see how his dad ACTUALLY got to school when he was his age?

Imagine Steven's father starts roasting Steven as usual but father's father comes in the room and starts roasting him. 😂

"Can I have a discount, you have a slightly below average product." that statement just wrecked me right from the start. lol.

Commenter - "why asians don't get kidnapped" China - *visibly nervous and dripping with sweat*

Steven's dad teaching financial sense to the guy who kidnapped his son is phawkeen hilarious. Even when their son is in danger, Asian parents will look for discount.

"Steven got as much talent as a celery" got me laughing on the floor 🤣

A asian google maps that expects you to know where to turn and when you don't turn it calls you a failure.

"Cyber Monday coming up you have do do some sales. Its good for business." Love it

This is literal gold. You get an excuse to make weird af skits, it makes the community happy, and it's less work. Win/win!

Asian Dads dealing with Ransom is comedy gold. In my case, my dad might say to the police: “He’ll manage on his own but make sure you reach on time.”

a skit where stevens dad finds another steven from a different universe but is perfect in every way

I really liked the skits. Especially the past one, where the subtitles was translating the noises instead of what the actors were saying 😂😂

I loved how after he realized he could put subtitles, he only got a few actual words before the subtitles said things like “wind noises” lol That was great. Excellent work again Steven!

Movie suggestion: How main characters can talk SO much and the bad guys just politely wait for them to finish

3:54, OMG! Yes! Hollywood has been flooded with terrible audio engineers filling films with bad mixes for a decade! I'm glad someone submitted that one. Bad mixes drive me up a wall! You have to max the volume just to hear the crushed vocals, then something unpredictable happens, the music and sound effects are boosted, and they blow your freaking speakers and get your lease terminated for noise violations lol

Okay, caught me by surprise at 2:23. That was absolutely wonderful, I love The Merry Go Round of Life.

I love that Steven's father sold Steven back to himself, and also that Steven knew exactly how much to charge on the kidnapper's bank card

Skit: Asian dad discovers that the lights are electric and makes Steven look like a failure for not inventing them..

Loved it! You play piano so beautiful 😢. Great sketches, please do more

Respect for Steven, a man who got rejected so many times for being himself, constantly being told he wouldn't be able to do it , but he has the last laugh 💚

'Asian parent reads bedtime stories' we have some really weird stories, and having steven's dad edit them to asian version would be great

I love that piece from "spirited away" you played it beautifully 😊 love your videos

I love this channel!!!! Thank you, Steven, for sharing your comedy skills!!

2:17 Anyone who can play the theme song to Howl's Moving Castle so well has my respect

society:- failure is not an option. steven he:- you can always be a professional failure. 👌👌

*Steven paying with the kidnappers card one of the best i have seen online

This man's imagination is amazing.

A horror skit where Steven becomes so perfect in everything he does, Steven's Dad takes emotional damage because he's been defining himself by his son's failure and hunt for success, ending starts on a wholesome note about how family is important and everyone having emotional damage with tense music in the background, but ends in Steven's Dad waking up in a sweat from a nightmare. Something along those lines :D

Skit idea: Steven's dad is being wholesome and seems genuinely proud of Steven but it's April Fools and he's just doing it because he knows it will mess with Steven

Stumbled upon you recently, and my god man, youre a breath of fresh air. You keep me rolling lol. Funny idea popped into my head "Why Asians arent Truck Drivers" Would be an interesting bit.

A timeline where Steven is a success

A skit where Steven travels back in time to accomplish EVERYTHING his dad wanted him to do leaving his dad with nothing to roast him with.

4:10 Steven's Dad would be like: "My Son's such a failure, he can't even do lip reading"

I love how Steven throws a pillow :D

Steven! These videos are great! I am not Asian, but I would love a series of videos where Dad and Son try food from different cultures. I am Greek, and I would love Dad's take on gyros and Moussaka! Or seeing Son cook for Dad and being served emotional damage in return for his effort on a meal.

Skit idea: Steven goes back in time and sees his dad. He finds out his dad was a *HUGE FAILURE* when he was younger but he then sympathizes and understand why his dad wants him to be successful

The kidnap scenario makes me think Asians would be the absolute BEST at being a negotiator. They'll always win the conversation somehow or someway through beration.

I like how it's all formatted like it's on tiktok (all in center frame) but is still filmed in landscape, very nice

I love the way he turned the situation around.

Do a skit where you encounter the personification of emotional damage and he's really nice and supportive

Skit idea: Steven's Dad and Steven go out for dinner at a Chinese restaurant, and everyone who works there has a PHD or Masters, even the staff's children, and they're nine. One is even a master chef

I like how good you play the piano and the hitting and throwing of the duck is so funny

Is that Rolex?! I think we're all being held hostage.

Steven he is the only one that can make us laugh by doing the most simple of things.

Steven gets a an adopted new sister who excel at everything and his dad teared with joy but the fun part is that she is an employee of the company "Rent a successful Asian children" and Steven's mother the one who rented her.

Love the song you chose to play on the piano, Howl's Moving Castle is the best

I don’t know if Steven is a father or not but his instinct in his videos always scares me of how accurate is this🤣

Imagine if he does a skit where Steven is at a family reunion and it's all his aunties, uncles, grandparents, etc. It would be like an army of Steven's dad 😂

okay, but is no one going to talk about how good his piano playing sounded? like damn, merry-go-round of life is already a really hard piece and he made it sound heavenly

I love your piano playing!

NAH “FINISHER BIRD” WAS UNCALLED FOR 💀💀

Oh man the dialogue being drowned out by action is so painful…I LOVE IT! This is just like when the characters talk so low you can’t even understand what they are saying

0:19 "Can I have a discount?" That caught me off guard ngl.

Having the sound affects in the subtitles Genius

I've been watching u for months man... thank you for entertaining us.

Can we appreciate Steven's Asian piano skills? I'd love to hear more.

5:23 "Click on the click button"

I just love your videos and creativity so much! Hahahah! They're so hilarious! Hugs from Portugal!

The haunting melody 😂 Thank you so much!!!!!

3:57 Man, are we ever going to get to see the rest of this? The visual effects are crazy! You almost can't tell they added them in post!

I officially hire Steven He as my therapist

The skit about the action scenes had me rolling as I just had the same reaction last night, grabbing the remote and saying “turn on the subtitles! I can’t understand what is happening!”

LOVE the song you decided to play on the piano was that from one of Miyazaki's films

4 skits and a reel of bloopers? Wooo what a great way to start the week! This instantly cured one of my depression episodes. Tysm Steven! Would love to see more!

"Can I have a discount?" Priceless🤣 Here's a skit idea, "Asians at the Drive Thru"

The behind the scenes are gold too 🤣

na bro having to pay to give the kid back is crazy 💀

I still always love how your acting is so good that Steven and Steven's Dad really feel like 2 different characters, keep it up man!

I hate it when subtitles do that for shows like *Explosion* or *Raindrops* but thank you Steven for the laughs 😂❤

I LOVE HOW YOU SHOW THE MISTAKES AT THE END

"Steven is intelligent as a celebi" got me rolling on the floor lol. 😂😂

3:45 "IS THAT A SNIPER RIFLE"!?

0:50 "why would i want him back" i was expecting the parent to say "exactly!"

Why is this (blank) so popular/entertaining. 1. He's Asian 2. His impressions seem spot on to Asian thinking 3. Asian culture and day to day society is such a mystery to most of the world, anything close seems believable from a seemingly authentic source 4. Add a touch of comedy,....and "WALA"...you have this guy

two restraunts competeing but the ingredients get progressively worse to save money with the end being something like drilling into the ground for actual oil to save money to use for cooking.

Steven's dad talking about his son's life insurance seems like it'd be prime roast material.

Man I feel that pain with the last part. Always hated it how you can never hear what there saying in a movie so you turn it up so loud that when the action finally starts its like the whole room is shaking and your in a war zone.

with my parents thered be an additional "shell eat all your food too so that will cost extra"

So funny! Really great videos. I jumped when the duck quaked! You have such a cute laugh.

As a kidnapper, i can confirm this is true, That asian parent still haunts me in my dreams☠️

when Steven uploads, it instantly makes my day a lot better.

NOT hearing “what the haillll hello Beijing Embassy” was the mist jarring part of these skits

Please make a dream where you play a "free-to-play pay to win game" with 20 special editions and 50,000 updates a week

Hey Steven! Good job on these skits! I have a few ideas of my own "Asian Dad surving a zombie apocalypse" "Someone who uses off-brand items discovering on-brand items for the first time" "Asian Dad talking to a clone of himself" I hope you see these and do one of these skit suggestions! Have a nice day :)

Do one where young Steven and his friends make a competition out of who has received the most emotional damage for no particular reason at all, because we've all been there. Also, I adore your content and you are one of the few channels I have bothered to turn on notifications for (ik it's a weird compliment, but that's just the first thing that came to mind lol). Thank you so much for single-handedly making RU-vid such a vibrant place!

That first one was a modernized Ransom of Red Chief and I LOVE IT

If you wonder, what song Steven was trying to play on the piano, it is the OST from "Howl's Moving Castle".

This man never failed to make me laugh

Just proving once again that every Asian kid is a prodigy. Thanks, Steven! 👍

All the comments in video 0:03 The Boat - 'Why Asians don't get kidnapped' 1:57 OverStrive - A dream where a duck bonks you with a stick if you play the piano wrong 2:52 The Crazier Diamondz - Gaming Sketches: One about character creation and how weird the can get. I love to see what you could do with that. Or maybe about Chinese game knock offs of like team fortress two or Minecraft. 3:48 Elrik Stronginthearm - I actually like your movie-set-sketches the most, sadly i don't know a lot about film-making, so the best i can suggest is this: When actors in movies are constantly drowned out by action so you can't understand a word they're saying Extras: 5:28 Bloopers/Ending

Just imagine if steven dad got job offer as an idol and making a music where he just roast his son (steven) with his music..

This needs to become a series for sure, this was brilliant!

4:45 and thats why you watch everything with subtitles xD Edit: unless the subtitles are crappy, then just give up

Ok i did not know what to expect when i clicked but im glad the algorithm recommend you to me you are hysterically hilarious i have to keep r pausing or rewinding because i cant stop laughing.

You play howls moving castle perfectly!!

Where Steven is a bunch of different characters at once and it's absolute chaos-

I love the fact that you picked Howl’s moving castle for the piano. Honestly a duck is close enough to a cobra chicken I think it’s a valid nightmare.

OH MY GOD! I'M NOT KIDDING, I WAS SERIOUSLY THINKING "Ok, it will be perfect if he'll play Howl's Moving Castle" AND YOU PLAY IT! 100%TRUTH! THANK YOUUU

Amaizing lol. I would like to see a skit where Steven talks about something that happend in school (he is 9) to his dad.Then Steven's dad starts talking about WW0 and Thanos attacking and stuff like that.