EMOTIONAL DAMAGE IS HERE! Reddit Report Card 17 

Y’all… I guess thanks for making me a meme? I’m literally so confused as to why you like my segments so much

Steven: **reads that baboons cant read** Also Steven: **laughs like a baboon**

Everyone else: Robots will take over the world one day. Steven: The baboons are coming for us!

Steven: "Emotional damage now available" Me: *waiting for the discount code* *there is no discount code* Me: "I'm emotionally damaged now!"

megan: “i guess i am a part of the steven he universe now” me: “ALWAYS HAS BEEN” 🔫

Steven, your dad's slipper breaks the laws of physics, so you don't need to fly to anyone's house.

Megan trolling Steven the entire video. 😆 Now THAT gets an A+!

"I'm more worried about a drunk baboon." Yeah me too dear editor. Me too.

"Emotional damage is now available!" Me(and maybe everyone else): Wait, what- I thought we already had emotional damage. BUT 👏THIS👏 IS👏 BETTER 👏

This guy is legit the most wholesome dude on this platform. Its difficult to believe a man so positive yet genuine can exist

Steven He Haters: Steven He is not funny. Steven He fans: I will send you to Jesus.

9:42 “Baboon is so talented, he became a neurosurgeon at only 9 monke years old, he plays every soccer position at the same time on 1 foot, his other foot was starting a business. he once played against himself and won twice. Y can’t you be more like baboon??”

12:18 It's so nice to see How to Train Your Dragon memes. Totally underrated franchise

2:28 Steven: "I will fly to ur house and throw a slipper at you" Me: finally I get a chance to meet him. PS: Steven if you're actually coming to my house make sure to bring Emotional Damage. 🙂

2:37 Parent : "I made you" Child : "I never even asked to be born !" Parent : _(Raises Broom) "I M A D E Y O U..."_

8:18 ouch

"guys this is who I work for" landed the killing blow on me I can't handle this anymore 😂

The potential to make ed.Megan into memes from the last reddit report cart bit is very high. AND THIS VIDEO'S IS EVEN BETTER........the faces at 3:38 and 3:42

me sees epic Steven video : *epik* me clicks* me looking in comments : “Steven He makes my day better” “Let’s go!!!Another He Video!!” “LETS GO-EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!” bruh theses comments boutta make me lose more brain cells then the videos steven he makes 💀

Megan… I felt that frustration with Stephen during the Drake Meme… Well done, you get an A++

I mean he sold emotional damage, so why cant he sell failure or i raised a doughnut.

Let’s goooooo keep up the great work I love your channels and watching one of your videos just instantly makes me smile

9:57 when Steven’s dad sees this: A MONKEY IS BETTER THAN YOU

God dammit I love the editing on these videos! And having the editor be more present is excellent, I love the part where she's getting exasperated with Steven!

The little jab at Kumon at 4:41 is gold. 😂😂😂

That last meme was fucking amazing. Also, welcome to the Steven He universe, Megan!

8:07 And that's how that stormtrooper started to deliver *_EMOTIONAL DAMAGE_* to anyone who even decided to look at him funny.

The fact that another Storm Trooper in the background says “affirmative” somehow makes it 10 times worse

4:51 OMG LMAOOOOO I DO KUMAN, AS A FELLOW ASIAN, YES, KUMON IS **FAILURE**

Y'all knocked another out of the park thank you. Special thanks to you Megan, it's always a plus seeing you. Thank you all.

Dainasour: arrrah Stevens dad: u roar at me *troas a slipar*. Dainasour: cryes dies.

The fireball at the end looks like the top half of an english muffin. Sidenote: the whole video was perfectly edited, the little notes make everything more funny.

The editing is so good that now it feels like Steven is a guest on your channel lol

The part where the editor lost their mind over Steven failing to recreate the drake meme was great. A+ for intellectually damaging the editor

I am Asian and I grew up in a traditional Asian household and I can confirm that the argument “I made you” in very much invincible to any other argument

You don't need to fly to my house to throw the slipper at me. It defies the laws of physics. You only have to think about who needs it thrown at them and it will meander through the time-space continuum and it will fly at full force at the failure who disrespected their parents. We need the Failure Foot Slipper to be more merch alongside the Emotional Damage drink and the Beijing Corn drink.

11:03 was that a genuine cry for help from Megan? xD

3:44 Yes.... What did you do!😆

Woot more crazy editing! I am ready

The kumon joke was too funny and relatable.

Awesome job!! I always love your content down to these report cards

him googling if baboons could read, made me inhale my coke (the drink!). thank you for that.. however I would feel marginally better, if I accidentally inhaled emotional damage (also the drink!). just putting that out there :D

Btw the railroad baboon had to work drunk so it would not make a mistake plus the man without legs bought him from somebody

"Health is health." - Steven

We must push out more editor memes *NOW*

Stevan: tries and fails horrifically to recreate a meme Megan:😡 Everyone else:makes meme in the comment section

2:28 Stevens dad who can throw slippers through time and space: FAILURE

The breathes incorrectly is so relatable, you breathe slightly heavily and they're like YOU DARE TO TALK BACK

I used to love these videos. And now I still do, but I'm specifically watching for the Megan commentary. Love Megan's commentary/editing.

8:46 is that Eddy's lofi playing?

Don't worry Megan, I'm also worried about the beer

That last meme had me laughing in tears. Omfg

Can we next expect the "Failure" drink taste??? It would probably be salty like tears and sweat of a disappointing child. Great videos! I don't care how chaotic or without sense they might be - I love the final product. :)

Absolutely awesome keep it up!!!

My first thought with the parental comment “I made you” being in reference to anything… but if a parent says “I don’t make mistakes”, a kid could legit say, “You made me.”

You've made me consistently laugh at the same meme I've seen already on reddit lol.

So excited! Just ordered the caffeine free version of Emotional Damage. I need this in my life right now. Lol.

When ur too high 😂😆😆.. 12:38

If they say the words:I made you just say this:I didn't ask to be born AND I wasn't the one who decided to have A child.

Asian parent: “WHY DIDN'T EDITOR GET AN A++ FOR ACCURACY”

Can we see Timmy react to Steven’s RU-vid channel’s success?

NGL - I fully love editor Megan's subtle subtitle commentary/roasts! Such fun!! Thank you for bringing the laughs and good times!

7:46 saving this timestamp

Yeah I remember you mentioning the drink a while ago (their black cherry is really good btw). I tried to ask about emotional damage the drink and the chat bot went into a melt down lol

Your videos always make me laugh a lot, it's happiness, but on the inside I would have emotional damage :)

Thank you for the awesome video! I really like how Megan explains stuff that viewers might not know about; it is very helpful thank you.

2:32 as part of the Asian community I can confirm this, you can't talk or do anything until they ask you a question

I think I need to write a Metal song about Failure and Emotional Damage now, see if Meghan (or is it Megan, not sure how it's spelled) wants to dub various clips of Steven's screams and sayings over the riffage 🤣

11:34 just for clarification, the pronunciation of "fan hub" is nearly the same as"飯盒" in Cantonese, which translates to "rice box" and means a meal in a takeaway box. Steven, u r from shenzhen, u should know how it is pronunced... (F for failing in grammar here tho lol)

The "white household" was NOT my experience growing up lol. If I said that to my mom, she'd have immediately backhanded me, then said "now, what did you say?"

Megan: "I'm honestly more worried about a drunk baboon" Me: Don't you work for one?

THE KUMON JOKE So relatable so lit

13:17 Steven, don't do this!!! It doesn't feel the same, and sounds soooooooooo unusual. Make this your brand!

"I know what you mean...but let's have you struggle a bit longer" Megan is so savage I'm howling 😂😂😂

That last one was so ridiculously funny haha!

Living for those Megan's roasts!

Well done Steven He and Mega, you pair of legends.

Here's a question. How is Megan the star of the show in every video? Steven is such a failure that his editor is more famous than he is ;)

My mom always said " I brought you in this world and I will take you out"

When he drank it, it would be funny if he put the emotional damage meme straight after.

Steven continues to fail when trying to recreate a meme.

I don't think any of us says "Emotional Damage" Without the accent. At this point, it is a requirement.

My uncle once said he could kill a bear with his hands if he took all his clothes off and I said, "Yeah, you'd scare it to death"

1:11 Steven He casually flipped us off

The dub over the movies so funny xD Still worth pausing this video for.

4:32 just sell a can named scam and put beijing corn in it and when they open it there will be a label saying, "Congratulations, you failed at getting scammed"

Random line that I thought of which might be funny: Steven's Dad: "When I was your age I had to feed a family of 12. I worked as a coal miner ON THE SUN in the middle of ICE."

“Isn’t that what kumon is?” *Friendly fire shall not be tolerated*

Talking back wasn't allowed in my house either. My mom used to say, "I'll wring your neck" and got the wooden spoon. Once she chased one of my brother's around the house with a wooden spoon. They ran up to the second floor my brother ran into her room then when she thought cornered him he slid over her bed like he was sliding over the General Lee on the Dukes of Hazzard. Then he ran down the back stairs, but she got him in the kitchen when she ran down the stairs they ran up. By then she was too tuckered oit to put much effort into using the wooden spoon.

Steven: *gets lost coming home after getting B* Stevens dad: if he dies he dies

Steven stands there: Everyone: pfft Megan:edits Everyone: ppppfftahahahahah

Tell me you have an arts degree without telling me you have an arts degree. Steven: "can baboons read?" [Drops Mic]

“MEGAN- you’re part of the lore now 🎉” that’s a cool way to say it😎

Steven you make my day ; even while doing school ; and have to go through EMOTIONAL DAMAGE after class

At 8:20 that star wars meme vid was absolute gold!!

I can't lose an argument to "I made you" I'm adopted

13:07 at 2x speed though 😂😂

8:33 that was from its a gundam channel video.. loved it when I saw that he used @Steven He was emotional damage skit in it

no shot, first time I've seen a kumon reference in social media ever. I'm one of the unlucky few who actually finished the whole thing. I have the rare final kumon diploma

That should be the actual design for the Beijing corn cup