[ENG SUB] Pepanpepipon Vol. 2 (Evangelion x Pop Team Epic) comics dub 

Pepanpepipon, created by Sashimi
Original video:
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Comics by Sashimi (@Nobita_Hokan on twitter), edited by @74nd66 and @excellentDemon
Voice credit (twitter):
Shinji: @74nd66
Rei: @hamu_musya
Asuka: @0805wx
Kaworu: @ryoheymix
Misato: @hotaru___fxxk
Gendo: @tasukeno2525
Angels, misc: @miami_splash
Translated by ScenikEight (me)
Some notes:
"A wound on one's back..." is a reference to One Piece
"Arnold Schwartznegger Entry" is a reference to Terminator 2. Apparently they call him Arnold Strong in Japan (?)
"Person" and "Angel" are very similar words (Hito and Shito respectively). Shinji most likely had a Freudian slip there