Enter the World of Kislev | Total War: WARHAMMER III 

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Half man, half bear, half wagon

So trur

Man bear wagon? Mabagon!

A kislevite's wet dream

WELCOME TO KISLEV GENTLEMEN, I WILL NOT LIE, THE CHANCES OF YOUR SURVIVAL ARE SMALL, SOME MAY EVEN TURN AGAINST YOUR FRIENDS AS UNHOLY ABOMINATIONS. BUT YOU HAVE MY WORD, THAT I WILL USE MY ARCANE GIFTS TO INSURE YOUR SOULS ARE DELIVERED UNTO URSUN'S REALM. THIS IS THE GREATEST REWARD, MORE THAN EVEN GOLD, FOR THE FATE OF YOUR SOUL IS AN ETERNAL CONCERN. NOW COME, FOLLOW ME, STRIKE DOWN THESE DEMONS THAT RISE AGAINST US. ALLOW US TO TAKE KHORNE'S THORNE. I ASK NOT FOR MY OWN SELFISH GAINS, BUT FOR THE GOOD OF KISLEV!

@Hazmatt, "But why can't we just use better clothes?" "Because we are Chaos Marauders, stupid, people need to see our bare abs."

*Helicopter noises and Paranoid from Black Sabath starts in the background*

@@DarkDragonRus If I was as chiseled as a marauder, you are damn right I'm never wearing a shirt.

@@jitiddewulf3990 are you mr Gelt?

A Chaos warrior who trains years and years to serve his God and takes over the world. Immediately gets eaten by a polar bear, shot by an axe gun and turned into an icicle.

Kislev.

Kislev.

Kislev.

Kislev

nice :D

Genius !

uraaaa

ahahaha, Недооцененный коммент))

Bear music*

And why is it not ours

@@parkerconnolly2484 what's funny is that ours means bear in french

@@hakatapawa7115 oh

And why does that boss music sound a lot like Sabaton?

iv damke

Indeed

DA TOVARISCH

​@@disayle68 In Russia they don't say "comrade", for almost 30 years lol

@@acknodbikes5051 неправда, все еще говорим. Это слово лишь значит "близкий, доверенный друг"

ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A0%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%8F_%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%B5%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F "Kislev focuses"

they where saving the best for last

So true! :O

They needed 2 practice games to make sure they could do Kislev justice.

Total war kislev

His names actually Kostaltyn, Supreme Patriarch of the Ursunite Cult and possibly a faction leader for Kislev.

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-vIjdhIErp8I.html

@@WitcherGerd epic russian orthodox priest👌

Ra, ra, Rasputin, lover of the Kislev queen...

Her speach was so good that orkz are now fighting for kislev

TIE ME TO A LITTLE GROM CANNONBALL AND LAUNCH ME AT THE BRASS CITADEL!

This bardiche. This worn-out bardiche is my only response.

He is worse than a vampire… he is - may Ursun forgive me for uttering these words - a chaos worshipper

@@andreyk9012 lmao

end of times...

The heavy polar bear (he needs the exercise)

I mean, who wants to keep a planet around that doesn't have bear calvary?

To be fair a demon in warhammer can mean the end of the world

@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 it's all warhammer

Sounds accurate to me.

More like a slow Tuesday.

@@yehiahuzayyin7972 ?

@@Ahrone1586 it's used to refer to a day in the middle of the week, as it's neither the start of the week nor a weekend, it's considered rather dull.

German's would like a word with chaos

They say the war will end before Festag...

Its always winter in kislev comrade

@@gatorboy124 Tbh would've been better if they invaded in Winter, then the Winter would've been over before they got to the part where it actually gets bad. They did start the invasion in summer.

Famous last words

Gun-axe? Ax-gun? A gun x? Gax-un?

They were a real thing! Bear cav not so much

You brougth an Axe against a Monster ? Kislev Guy: No...i brought my Ax-Gun

Axe muskets was a real thing deployed by the Russian empire during the age of colonisation.

yassss

Ha ha wind of death go woosh

Throt: [chuckes] I'm in danger.

Nah, you can just cheese an overpowered spell to get 10k kills

@@handleonafridge6828ha 10k kills? those are some rookie numbers.

@@juanmola2000 Facts

Dude, your profile image makes your comment so much better! Lol.

Guns and Axes, the most famous band in Kislev

Dwarves: no, there's not.

RIP Warriors of Chaos.

Imagine being stuck in Hellpit for 150 turns because of Kislev, then when they finally fall you get surrounded by the first fresh wave of Chaos undivided. Look's like I'm going back to Ikit Claw campaigns lol

@@kunar32cz uh not really

If they don't change the AI, it will be still relatively the same.

not really, it'll be like Vampire counts with Karl Franz, it'll be harder than the other nations but you'll still be able to destroy em

Just Kislev, man, no need for the extra letters.

@@robbstark8275 I write it the way it was pronunced. In the Croatian language there is a distinction between e, ije and je. This was pronunced sa Kisl(i)jev. In Russian you can hear that distinction, however you can't see it in written Latin form.

@@viroman4459 well I also write it the way it's pronounced. Kislev - Кислев. In your version it's gonna be Кислийев.

@@robbstark8275 чувак, он просто написал это же самое слово в хорватской латинице, считая, что она больше подходит для отображения звука, обозначаемого на русском буквой "е". И действительно, если читать как произносят англичане слово "Kislev" это вообще не будет похоже на русское "Кислев", а больше на какое-то Кислив

@@viroman4459 by the way, croatian latin is great showing slavic sounds than standard English way of writing

Her accent is genuine in that she just reads english with russian sounds. Obviously russians don't ever speak like that, we do make effort to sound nicer. It's almost embarrassing how exaggerated her accent it. But it IS real, so on that I suppose it's plausible. Maybe Kislevites suck at languages in that universe! All in all, I like it. I just wish the game wasn't a glorified expansion pack to Warhammer 1 and 2. :D

@@alexandernicolenko8127 ну, про никогда, это вы ,сударь, погорячились) Очень большой процент наших соотечественников говорит на английском гораздо хуже, к великому сожалению (я и сам не являюсь обладателем чистейшего лондонского акцента, мягко говоря). А Катарина одна из немногих, кто вообще свободно говорил на рейксшпиле в Кислеве, хоть и с кислевитским акцентом. Бретонцы были с ярким французским акцентом, теперь кислевиты с русским. Ждем теперь Катай и реакцию на него китайцев))

@@VaRUSak21 Я к тому что наши граждане если знают столько слов сколько женщина в трейлере, то уже наверно будут говорить не с таким жутким акцентом. Но я не против!

@@alexandernicolenko8127 you know bretonia have a fake French accent already in game. It's just to make it sound different from the other human faction

@@guillaumelagourde5818 Yeah, I do. Although I think at least Louen is voiced by an actual french guy, right? The same guy who also voiced french general in Medieval 2 and Napoleon in NTW.

😂👍

As a native speaker, the accent is so unbelievably overexaggerated that it falls into the category of so bad that it's good :D

@@romanshik interestingly a bunch of people who claimed to be native speakers said it was the best they have ever heard, maybe it could be due to different regions?

@@kailahey1141 The accent was good in the sense that it was clearly and unmistakably done by a native Russian actress instead of usual Hollywood actress doing a Russian impression. But it's definitely exaggerated a lot. It sounds a bit like the person has never heard English language before and was given a script in Russian letters but English words if that makes any sense. But don't get me wrong, I love the accent, it's fun! :)

That's the sign of amazing storytelling I think.

Patriarch, I believe? I'm gonna be disappointed if one doesn't get a name that resembles Rasputin's... Alternatively I'll just name one such.

I think he’s a priest of Dazh the sun god maybe

@@Warlordalexi it’s just a traditional Orthodox Church priest dress, no connections with rasputin

@@GolovanJot yeah but the whole meth head beard and hair makes him look the part

@@ethantobias3205 beard is also traditional tho

Не мели чушь. Все знают, что медведи водку не пьют, они пьют чистый спирт!

@@user-nb8cb7lu8p так медвежонок всего, Димка зовут 😉😁

@@user-mr9cd8gs1f Димка Медведев сын, значит? xD

@@user-xw5xo3bv1n конечно сын, я же тоже медведь) носом буквы набираю )

Ахах))) все ровно на внешность стрелков гляньте, какие-то монголы)

@@helafinwe Nakai the Wanderer is already the Doom Slayer of Warhammer. He killed so many demons that they started fearing him and the place of his battle with demons.

You forgot the firewater!

You forgot THE CAT

Bear with ussss....

Just wait until they removed the Journalist difficulty the promo is on right now :D

@gobas88 Hahaha yes let the bears eat the corrupt chaos flesh, im sure that totally wont harm them ;) especially from Nurgle. Plaguebears!

Is this respect for a worthy opponent, O Lord of the End Times?

По тому, как она в конце произносит "Кислев" мне кажется, что это русская актриса, которая действительно просто не пытается в английское произношение

@@АнтонГородецкийНочнойДозор Да это "Кислев" прозвучало именно что по русски, а не как в прошлом трейлере.

Мутко вспомнил ,чуть не прослезился

@@Vladislav_Smirnov_SVS точно, сразу возникла мысля что русскую позвали для озвучки

Мне наоборот кажется что слишком старалась с акцентом...

Instead we got Kislev Reporting

@@GarretShadow We will bury them!

Wait untill that Kraka Drak dwarf DLC drops and gives us the dwarf zeppelin, then we'll upgrade from vietnam estalia to Red Alert 2

Baттle CruseЯ opeяatioИal!

GW: "And my paint"

and my gun-ax

Me: And my wallet!

Literally no one said that. Ever. Kislev is known to have amazing units from tabletop - CA had the perfect blueprint at hand.. so i really dont know where those people youve mentionend come from - except your imagination.

And my kvass.

Ka-, Ka-, Katarin Kislev's coldest waifu Queen

That's me now

The HEAVY wallet (I wish)

And Kislev gansta till he betrays them

meet the new legendary hero, Boney M

This was a wonderful addition thank you

Rasputin: +5 To Female Unit Attack -20% Tax Collection In Local Region -15% Global Happiness Debuff Due To Crony Installation -15% AoE Command Debuff to all Enemy Non-Nurgle Units Due To Bad Hygiene -10 To Male Lord Defense 5% Chance Per Turn For Agent To Be Killed By Angry Husbands 5% Chance Per Turn To Spawn Marxist Rebels 5% Chance Per Turn for Agent To Be Corrupted By Slaanesh "I think this guy is trouble, but my wife thinks he's legit so... What could go wrong?"

Kislev's greatest love machine

Laughs in lothern sea guards, shades and corsairs

So how do you want to fight? Ranged of close quarters Kislev: *DA*

@@erensametkaratas6593 Meh Elves both have a unit of 2, but Kislev seems to have 3-4 hybrid infantry at least. They also get powerful cav and some solid artillery. I think Kislev is going to be the most balanced faction yet from a tactical standpoint

@@hammerofmartel4833 dude you don't even know how strong they are. You've never seen a fair gameplay video. How do you know they're gonna have solid and powerful cav&arty and even their infantry. We don't know anything yet.

@@erensametkaratas6593 there was a gameplay reveal. Some Kislev units and their stats were shown.

I highly doubt a non-russian speaker could imitate the accent so well. I bet she's Russian.

I'm pretty Sure She is also the Voice of Arnessa saltspite.

I felt it in my heart when she said stand together through chaos onslaught… stand together.. theres so much emotions in her words

she might be an ukrop tho, not russian.

I honestly do not think her accent is very realistic. It's seems more like slightly better version of usual western "hollywood Russian" accent. Maybe they hire pole or chech women for that role.

Они учили английский по митодичке Невского

@@user-xh5ko4oz2j абсолютли

Ля ну шо ты как это самое... надо ж как то передать акцент. Нейтрального английского в природе нет. Так шо или так, или как ньюйоркская актриса.

Акцент супер

@@weatherwaxusefullhints2939 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-SURGrWNK4-4.html

DA !

*Dawi and Sigmar's Empire approve*

CA: How many guns do you have? Kislev: Kislev...

@@NickWeaverWarhammer kislev

@@NickWeaverWarhammer Kislev

Cool

She pronounced the soft consonants correctly. This is not something that most Westerners are capable of.

@@thecandlemaker1329 as a western european speaker of a language with distinguished soft and hard consonants as well as long and short vowels i take offense, lol, but you're right our neighbors pronounce our words wrong all the time.

thank you for this info :) the voice acting is incredible

Согласен. Судя по всему, русскую взяли на озвучку

I'm pretty Sure that she is Arnessa's VA.

@@thenoobprincev2529 i can kind of hear that, but I'd be surprised if that's true

So true and underrated :D

love that comment xD

Take my like and leave, GET OUT!

Especially the Bear-Wagons. They were the _icing_ on the cake.

Oh jeez... who let Party out? Now look what he's done.

Please for the love of god! GET OUT OF HERE!

The pun chain has already started. We have come this far, you can't get _cold_ feet now!

yes

Although I agree... The dude doing Karl Franz went all out on the epic... His voice is amazing

*mounted yeomen archer doomstack*

The Empire will ride with their southern brothers to the aid of of Northern Brothers! For Sigmar! For Ulric! TO KISLEV!

@@Gothicssss *Bretonnian throat singing intensifies*

@@jakobtarrasericsson4295 FOR THE LADY! And all your gods in the empire! (Technically, we are more akin to your.. western neighbors) TO KISLEV!

Shut up and keep praying elfs-things

some were a bit over the top imo, but I'm not gonna complain. That is hype af!

The khorne units had recycled animations tho

@@recruitlegionary9747 who cares. Only a idiot would think they wouldn’t recycle animations

@@russell6075 apparently not smoothbrains

I doubt they will be in the final game tho, CA has an habit of making stuff in their trailers that never make their way into the actual game you play

Kislev.

Кислев

Кислев

- How many bears do you have? Kislev: - Kislev

Полностью согласен. Акцент шикарный.

если только они русскую не пригласили чтоб не париться

Да скорее взяли русскую/славянку с обычным акцентом). Кислев произнесла как носитель.

Так и хочется За Родину!! За Сталина!

Я каждый раз при просмотре стабильно начинаю погибать от хохота ровно со второй фразы, и к концу трейлера в сопли. Причём сделано-то обалденно, и акцент божественно в тему, но как можно не ржать от концентрации ТАКОГО количества клюквы?))

Do you think it's strong here?

Yeah and i definitely like it

@@victuz it is very strong and very real at the same time.

@@victuz it's Warhammer, everything is over the top. Thing is, it sounds as it should, and not as a parody.

@@victuz The voice actress is certainly a native speaker of Russian, not a foreigner trying to imitate. And she EXAGGERATES. 😁 Voice actress: How strong my accent should be? Sound director: Da

She sounds really cool.

@@johntitor1256 Who is the voice actor if anyone knows?

I'm more on a "you already have my money but do keep talking" mood^^

@@gabrielrognon6238 On one side i agree, on the other side i remembering that Nurgles little toy is on killing and infection run around the world so that make work a little bit complecated. That in mind i keep calm... and slay the mortal realms witch archaon. (my english is not quite as good as i wish. Sorry for that.)

FORWARD, COMRADES! DEATH TO THE CHAOS INVADER!

Boris, call the bears…….

Написал 12 летний парень

@@user-ti4bm4md5y и?

Речь очень пафосная прикольная. Но этот акцент заставляет меня угарать

@@acknodbikes5051 я почти уверен что актриса озвучки русскоговорящая. Наконец то не тупая голливудская пародия а настоящий акцент. Звучит и весело и ахуенно

это просто пиздец какой акцент - самый жесткий из всех что я слышал когда либо

For russians its actually quiet fun to hear :D Its just a stereotype, for now rus accent is much less of a joke and more like normal english sound

@@skaz4744 ты пытался что-то сказать, но нихрена не понятно что именно...

Still a parody tho.

Nah sounds awful and fake, bad for creative asembly

@@imperialguard9246 you literally have multiple russians in this comment section saying the accent is perfect. Hollywood isn't real life

I really hope Nippon or Ind, or hopefully both, will be a DLC at some point. I feel like either of those could be the Far East's equivalent of Bretonnia to Cathay's Empire.

@@matthewchristiansen9978 Yeah, I hope for both as well. As they would be very different from each other and Cathay. I want to see Ind kind of take some inspiration from Kislev and have a few tiger and or panther rider units make it into their roster. And I obviously really want a bunch of elite samurai options for Nippon.

more like she levi kill move that blood letter

Kieslev does have Lore of Tempests, that would explain the flying.

cringe, but laughed and liked anyway

also, cute gopnitsa

I agree and I think we will get to hear her. Just remember the voice actors in earlier trailers (Karl Franz, Luthor Harkon, Thorgrim Grudbearer, Manfred von Carstein...).

Did you forget the ultimate TW wifu the magnificent river troll hag??

Ждём когда стим откроется.

@@ACpilot-sm3qy естественно ждем, я обязательно его возьму, как только случай представится. А пока чуууть-чуть приподнял пиратский флажок]]]]

In reality, the Russians had a similar weapon, the "bardiche-gun". Also, "spear-musket", "spear-carbine", hammer-pistol, etc. Yes, Kislev must have pikeman-musketeers :D

Agreed

Idk, to me it's looks aesthetically disgusting

@@user-iy7ju3vf9n they’re not high elves.. they’re battle hardened kislevites.. I don’t think they care about aesthetics

@@user-iy7ju3vf9n Oh oh.... Slaaneshi spotted....

Question. I've been meaning to visit Russia. Is there a time of year that you'd recommend?

@@gallowglass3764 Summer of course!

@@gallowglass3764 summer and winter (if you don't scare cold).

@@gallowglass3764 Anything but spring, its dirty everywhere. Also wouldnt recommend winter for pretty much the same reason.

​@@gallowglass3764 Russia is a big country. If you want to visit Moscow - I'll recommend spring or autumn. Petersburg - summer (or autumn for more melancholic holidays and damn Baltic's winds, but you can try winter for "White Nights" too). For Povolzhie (Kazan, Astrachan, Volgograd), Central (Vladimir, Suzdal, Tver, etc.) and Southern (Rostov-na-Donu, Stavropol, Sochi, etc.) Russia I'll also prefer summer. For Ural (Yekaterinburg, Chelabinsk, etc) Siberia (Omsk, Novosibirsk, Irkutsk, Yakutsk, etc.), Northern Russia (Arkhangelsk, Murmansk, etc.) and Far East ( Vladivostok, Khabarovsk, Petropavlovsk-Kamchatskiy, Magadan, etc.) I'll recommend different seasons: winter for more snowy and "siberian" atmosphere or late spring for feeling of rebirth of Russian Nature.

They are probably saving them for release/closer to release to build hype about the game. If we knew what all of the factions cool units were going to look like already the game wouldnt be as hyped as it is.

Cathay will be the very last thing to be revealed properly.

@@bobbinsgaming3028 Yeah, Cathay will be the last faction to be revealed, they are the Warriors of Chaos/Skaven of game 3

I can't wait to make the Cathay Communist Party

I suspect it will be a pretty big joint reveal event with GW. Both CA and GW want to make it huge since it's all new territory and China is a big moneyteat for them to suckle on.

In West films, they usually use Serbian accent to imitate Russian

They're working closely with Games Workshop on the Old World game

Да-да-да!!!

Papa Nurgle repectfully disagrees