Actually took quite some time making this one. Almost an entire month of slow "work". Hope ya enjoy it C: Audio is in the credits (6:45) typo on Sealab 2021 :c
Any more of these Walfas _"Touhou Games in a Shellnut"_ movies and *ZUN* might as well put the pencil down, hang up the hat and retire in peace to the nearest bar to make Warhammer Fantasy/40000's Bugman Family of Dwarves proud.
Greninja the game this video depicts is touhou 6: embodiement of scarlet devil. one of the bosses in this game is Cirno. One of her spell cards is "icicle fall" which is what she was doing when the epic music starts. when fighting her on easy mode, you can literally survive by being directly infront of her because the spell wont reach there.
BRUH!!!!!! I went through billions of brute force searches to find my childhood animation and then I find you here! Some other dude who made other animations I loved. WHAT?!!?!?!
I was so mad the first time I played through Reimu A to stage 4. I'd focused on beating the game as Reimu B before that, and seeing how easy Agni Shine was by comparison was kind of annoying.
4:31 You know what's ironic about this joke? At the time of the making of this video, Sakuya hadn't been in a game since Phantasmagoria of Flower View. Unbeknownst to us, however, *LITERALLY MONTHS LATER* we would get Double Dealing Character, in which Sakuya makes her grand return, before shortly being forgotten again. Edit: As of 2021, this joke is now irrelevant again, as Sakuya has been confirmed to be a playable character in Touhou 18.
@@MemoiriaGodElcrin You "just" have to let the yellow bullets come down, and go through the right or left wall of bullets. There's large gaps inbetween them. Then you get to the center again. It should be over before you need to do it a second time. It's really easy once you understand how it works. :') (That could be said about every spellcard tbh)
2:51 Oh god, I died laughing! XD That "nope.avi" joke along with the Yukkuri face and that L4D music..... must be one of the most random (and funny) things I've seen on Walfas!
Okay, I get it. The Embodiment of Scarlet Fortress 2 has voice actors for the women of the Touhou Project universe: 0.Demo Hakurei 1.Hong Demoman 2.Sniper Scarlet (Remilia and Flandre) 3.Scout Fairies 4.Soldier Rumia 5.Cirno Heavy 6.Greater Scout (Daiyousei) 7.Engineer Knowledge 8.Little Scout (I forgot her name was) 9.Spy Izayoi
Vince Love TH06's incident was the Scarlet Mist incident -- Scarlet mist keeps coming from the SDM, and Reimu and Marisa head there to deal with it. Remilia was the one making the mist.
3:32 Hong Meiling: Jao!!!!. Patchouli Knowledge: (*Hysterical Laughter*) XD. Patchouli Knowledge: What in the world is "Jao". Hong Meiling: Its a war cry. Patchouli Knowledge: How about doing it a little more normally?
I remembered that quote! It's from the the Touhou M-1 2nd Grand Prix, where Meiling teaches Patchouli how to be stronger and somewhat love Marisa.... Parappa the Rapper style of course!
@@Lord_Slifer The original game was released in 2002. It included: Sakuya with her time-manipulation powers, a spellcard called "Sakuya's world" and a conversation between Marisa Kirisame and Remilia about how many times she had drink blood (the conversation apparently was almost the same as one from Jojo). Zun is a great fan of Jojo's.
I wanna thank you for how i discovered touhou back in the days when I played and watched tf2 videos. this is the most iconic touhou parody ever created you deserve each of your 8k likes right now
*Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background* Sakuya: Intruder Alert! A Shrine Maiden is in the base! *Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', Shrine maid and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the Meiling watching the board]* Meiling: A RED Spy is in the base!? *The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Martial Arts Manual off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Meiling dashing down the stairs and through the Arena sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step she takes* Sakuya: Protect the battle! Meiling: We need to protect the briefcase! *Camera pans to reveal Keine trying to open the code-locked Briefcase Room door* Keine: Yo, a lil' help here!? *Meiling pushes the Keine aside and begins to decode' the combination* Meiling: *All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!* Keine: Let's go, let's go- *Utsuho comes around the corner, Fuel Rod in hand, charging towards the Keine and Meiling* Utsuho: INCOMING!!! *Utsuho shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Video and Money Room* Utsuho: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *screaming* *Keine reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe* Keine: *while screaming, he notices the briefcase* AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Utsuho: -AAAAalright then. Eirin: *Ahem.* [Camera zooms in to reveal the Eirin, with the Aya's corpse over one shoulder] Eirin: Gentlemen. [Meet the Eirin Title Card] *Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk* Eirin: I see the briefcase is safe. Meiling: Safe and sound, mm-hmm. Keine: Yeah, it is! Eirin: Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a Shrine Maiden on the way here? *The other three shake their heads and shrug* Eirin: No? Then we still have a problem. *He deposits the Aya's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Yin Yang Orb in her back* Meiling: ...and a Yin Yang. *Keine approaches and removes the Yin Yang Orb* Keine: Oooh, big problem. I've beated plenty of Shrine Maidens; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing idiots - like you! *Keine attempts to manipulate the knife like Eirin, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it* Keine: Ow! No offense. Eirin: If you managed to hurt them, I assure you, they were not like me. *Eirin deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to Keine* And nothing...nothing like the woman loose inside this building. Keine: What're you? President of his fan club? *Meiling and Utsuho chuckle while the Eirin turns to face the Keine* Eirin: No...that would be your father! *Eirin reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the Reimu and Keine's father* Keine: What the? *stammers out of shock and disbelief* Eirin: Indeed, and now he's here to exterminate us! So listen up girl, or pornography starring your father will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. *Meiling and Utsuho examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular* Meiling: Oh! *Keine frantically retrieves the photos as Eirin lights and and places arrow on bow in the foreground* Keine: Gimme that! Eirin: This Shrine Maiden has already breached our defenses... *Fade to the Reimu, creeping through the Arena tunnels. She pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a Maid Fairies with Patchouli. She slides a Yin Yang Orb across the floor, disarming and eliminating the Fairies immediately* Patchouli: Fairies Down! *Patchouli throws her book down and frantically reaches for her Spell Card, only to have the Reimu shoot her in the head with the Yin Yang Orb. The dead Patchouli crashes through a door and the Reimu steps over her and fires at a target off-screen* *Cut back to the Video and Money Room. Eirin leans over the dead Aya, gesturing frantically.* Eirin: *You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!* *Fade to the Aya, still alive and record8jg from a dusty attic. Reimu creeps up on her and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting Aya, who engages Reimu with Aya leaf. A struggle ensues. Reimu deftly dodges and parries Aya’s flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; Aya is cut across his left cheek, gutted under the right rib cage, cut across the back of his skul, and is ultimately Spellcard break.* *Cut back to the Video and Money Room* Eirin: And worst of all, she could be any one of us... *Fade to the RED Spy fighting a Youmu, armed with a sword* Youmu: Raus, raus! *Reimu breaks the Youmu's arm, disarming her. Close-up on the Reimu face as she disguises as Youmu, sans spectacles* Youmu: [gasps] no... *Reimu kills the Youmu with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off her spectacles, which she catches and wears, completing his disguise* *Cut back to the Video and Money room. Eirin looks frantic* Eirin: She could be in this very room! She could be you! She could be me! She could even be- *She is cut off as her head kicked, knocking her out. The camera switches to Meiling, Fighting position, with a confused Utsuho and a panicked Keine* Keine: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Utsuho: Oh! Meiling: What? It was obvious! *Meiling cracks her knuckles.* She's the Shrine Maiden! Watch, she'll turn red any second now... *Meiling and Utsuho approach the unconscious Eirin, with Meiling prodding the Eirin's foot with her foot* Meiling: Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood. Utsuho: So, we still got problem... Meiling: Big problem... *Keine lingers behind, her expression sinister. She approaches Meiling and Utsuho, retrieving the knife she pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily* Meiling: All right, who's ready to go find this Shrine Maiden? *As Keine approaches, she flickers and melts, revealing himself to be Reimu* Reimu: Right behind you. *[Touhou Project ending flourish music plays, with the beating of Meiling and Utsuho punctuating the beat of the tune.* *fade to the scattered photos of the Keine father. Reimu retrieves one of them and tons of Yen then smiles wistfully* Reimu: Ahh... ma 小さなカリフラワー . *Reimu walks off with the Yen in tow. Fade to black.*
That is because Reimu Hakurei and Hong Meiling are voiced like Demoman, Rumia is voiced by Soldier, Daiyousei, Koakuma and the fairies were voiced by Scout, Patchouli Knowledge is voiced by Engineer, Cirno is voiced by Heavy and finally Remilia and Flandre Scarlet are voiced by Sniper. This is Embodiment of Scarlet Fortress 2! All we need someone who can make a SFM or MMD video of EoSD in a Shellnut!
reimu-demoman - demoknight rumia-soldier cirno-heavy Daiyousei-scout meiling - other demoman patchouli - engineer Koakuma- wait is another scout? sakuya - spy remilia - sniper flandre - other sniper tf2 made it into touhou!!!
EoSD in a nutshell. (in my opinion as someone who has not played the game yet but has seen the memes, some playthroughs and other people having Flandre PTSD) Stage 1: Complete Darkness Stage 2: 9 Stage 3: Chinese sans Stage 4: Ashmatic Bookworm Stage 5: Dio's daughter Stage 6: Probably another jojo reference Extra Stage: fuck.
EoSD but I played it and never got past Sakuya Stage 1: T-Pose, but it’s 2006 Stage 2: ばか Stage 3: My eyes hurt Stage 4: *violent coughing* Stage 5: ZA WAAAAARUDO Stage 6: I thought she could alter fate making it impossible to win Extra Stage: Ow my eyes, and my entire body
At the end im like Ah she defeated remilia shes putting on shades ah the final cutscene, and then all of a suddeh, *DSHEYYYYYWWWW* and then flandre... appears
I was enjoying the video, grin on my face the whole way. Lost it at "Everything above your head is gonna be a fine red mist." given the whole plot of EOSD is a red mist. :D
Lazypurple:" When you encounter a spy like this spy, HE JUST WONT DIE" Me:(trying to beat the 5 stage and then failed) Spy: who are u Sakuya: Im you but i can Z A W A R U D O
