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Ep. 118 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 

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It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and Bert thinks he's finally going to move to Austin! Will Enny and Nadav move in with him? Then, the bears decide to completely change and rebuild Nadav. Is he up for the challenge? Tom shares how he got into doing standup comedy and Bert reveals he doesn't listen when people answer his questions.
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@epicassassin11
@epicassassin11 2 года назад
The fact that a warning is now provided when Bert gives health advice is an amazing development. Can we also get a timer/warning for when Bert rants uninterrupted for more than 5 minutes?
@kevinl3254
@kevinl3254 2 года назад
There should absolutely be a “time of possession” stat like the NFL has. I’d put the o/u of Tom talking at 12.5 minutes
@Speaker4theDead
@Speaker4theDead 2 года назад
Ok, I will give you one...the entire episode
@Firm-Tofu-King
@Firm-Tofu-King 2 года назад
Berts weight loss advice is like Rogans vaccine advice
@trevorstrum2464
@trevorstrum2464 2 года назад
Thank Rogan for that
@chriswedell2122
@chriswedell2122 2 года назад
Have his portion of add revenue go to the guys if he cant inturrupt people for 3 mins
@oaklandtony3306
@oaklandtony3306 2 года назад
I could picture it, Nadav shredded at 200 while Bart is 300+lbs rolling around on a motor scooter at the compound 🤣🤣🤣
@ElkinsEric
@ElkinsEric 2 года назад
I just wanna replace Bart with the orangutan on the golf cart… Lmmfao!!
@timharper3390
@timharper3390 2 года назад
For $1M Nadav should get lap-band and have both his legs amputated. Voila, 70lbs down in a weekend and $1M up.
@nachomansandyravage2346
@nachomansandyravage2346 2 года назад
I love when Bruce Crispler, after aggressively throwing out a weight loss contest for someone else, leans back in his chair at 29:24 in complete satisfaction with himself and his gut just rolls out of his shirt. It's perfect
@thetragicschoolbuspodcast
@thetragicschoolbuspodcast 2 года назад
"Bert is not a medical professional" The man went to FSU for 7 years... I'm pretty sure he knows what he's talking about
@disturbing_the_peace5739
@disturbing_the_peace5739 2 года назад
Spent seven years trying to get an associate's degree. Admirable
@acescalade4351
@acescalade4351 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-UOsQ2epsI2M.html 😂 😂
@danielocean3699
@danielocean3699 Год назад
I don’t listen to people who graduated from Florida State in general.
@mattheworr3559
@mattheworr3559 Год назад
Morons defend one another.
@kanifalam7835
@kanifalam7835 2 года назад
A million dollars says Blurt forgets about the whole thing by tomorrow.
@Balonious_Crunk
@Balonious_Crunk 2 года назад
This episode was banked from back in December it looks like so he probably already has
@thesnowleopardmusic
@thesnowleopardmusic 2 года назад
One Hunnnndred Percent forgotten.
@BrittneyLinkous
@BrittneyLinkous 2 года назад
"Who? ME?? I didnt say that. Nope, dont remember that." - Bart's unintentional gaslighting due to his alcoholic brain and undiagnosed ADHD
@seNor916x4
@seNor916x4 2 года назад
Common side effect of alcoholism.
@jasonallerton4557
@jasonallerton4557 2 года назад
Haha ,Blurt . That’s hilarious mate .
@Toddis
@Toddis 2 года назад
I like how bert backed out of paying a large sum of money, and now he's chipping in only $10 and off-loading it on us
@J-Mac8
@J-Mac8 2 года назад
Right🤦‍♂️🙄👎
@Bittamin
@Bittamin 2 года назад
Yeah if I’m spending 10 bucks I’m getting merch
@personatthebay
@personatthebay 2 года назад
When his good plan involves his effort he starts to think its not so good an idea
@groomedtodie
@groomedtodie 2 года назад
Yeah I want nothing too do with this challenge.
@ynot2385
@ynot2385 2 года назад
Are you new to this? I love both of these guys but they will only do this if they MAKE MONEY especially Tom.
@cmiles9452
@cmiles9452 2 года назад
“We love the same types of beers. We love hotdogs.” The basis of every male friendship.
@stephsaguudefan1753
@stephsaguudefan1753 4 месяца назад
I love that this was his logic for why he should buy a second house
@TendoTheDude
@TendoTheDude 2 года назад
Nadav gonna be slangin that freckled schmeckle at that wedding
@patarmitage2250
@patarmitage2250 2 года назад
Imagine bert challenging someone to a weight loss and not including himself.
@braydenpotter93
@braydenpotter93 2 года назад
Nah. He’s come out as fat. It’s okay.
@sourdonkeyjuice
@sourdonkeyjuice 2 года назад
Native should start his own RU-vid channel documenting the progress and showing some behind the scenes with Bart and Tim. That way he can build his own audience and promote the live show at the same time.
@chaunceytalent
@chaunceytalent 2 года назад
He would also gain funds through views
@MNewsTime
@MNewsTime 2 года назад
Not happening gang it’s been 2 months and he has 0 progress
@user-qk9xh1dn8n
@user-qk9xh1dn8n 2 года назад
Who is native im confused
@sourdonkeyjuice
@sourdonkeyjuice 2 года назад
@@user-qk9xh1dn8n Native is Nadav. Bert called him that on accident recently lmao
@user-qk9xh1dn8n
@user-qk9xh1dn8n 2 года назад
@@sourdonkeyjuice oh haahhaa
@jacobtucker5719
@jacobtucker5719 2 года назад
Whoever was adding the warnings throughout this episode deserves a raise and needs to do this shit more often!
@brymanley9133
@brymanley9133 2 года назад
"Go to the darkness, and you will succeed." Bert has lost his mind 🤣
@brandorobot
@brandorobot 2 года назад
Brett at 28 looked at himself and said I’m really fat and look at him now what an inspiration.
@FrigsyReynolds
@FrigsyReynolds 2 года назад
LMAO. This is some of the funniest shit I've seen today. Nice observation.
@mcmurch
@mcmurch 2 года назад
I love how 80% of 2B1C is just Bert spitballing long-term multi-million dollar ideas on the spot.
@guywithalltheanswers6942
@guywithalltheanswers6942 2 года назад
The amazing thing is how fucking crazy they sound and how often they work out.
@ignaciog7375
@ignaciog7375 2 года назад
Been loving the podcast ever since he started
@BirdOfHermes8381
@BirdOfHermes8381 2 года назад
@@guywithalltheanswers6942 wait, what!?!?!
@BirdOfHermes8381
@BirdOfHermes8381 2 года назад
@@noonerelevant2583 I'm just surprised that anything Bart has done has worked! 😕
@junkydluffy
@junkydluffy 2 года назад
Tom likes to appear to be the hard ass of YMH more so on “Your Mom’s House” but he truly does care about his staff and us fat poors. Man definitely inherited Top Dogs heart of Gold!
@TACT1LE
@TACT1LE 2 года назад
Nadav's face when the woman on the phone is explaining how hard he'll have to workout tells the whole story
@twitterfingers5241
@twitterfingers5241 2 года назад
I've done 40lbs in 2months starting right around his same weight. When you're fat the weight falls off a lot easier. I just worked out 2x a day only lifting didn't even incorporate cardio. Hardest part is the cravings but if I was being offered that kind of cash at the time I probably would have lost 60. I was only 19 at the time though, not sure how old Nadav is. I'm guessing mid 30s so that would be a factor.
@westonbfeatherin8741
@westonbfeatherin8741 2 года назад
"How are you not doing this? Just smoke meth!" Better medical advice than Dr. Drew after Dark
@kristiskinner8542
@kristiskinner8542 2 года назад
And would definately be effective lol. Wouldnt even have to smoke it everyday & it'd still work. Nadav would proably enjoy the roller coaster on it while smoking weed too
@mandihollingsworth182
@mandihollingsworth182 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kunai92
@kunai92 2 года назад
I want to see Nadav get absolutely shredded lmao
@Jaaaackjack
@Jaaaackjack 2 года назад
I’ll throw down on that
@TACT1LE
@TACT1LE 2 года назад
You'll see a cold day in hell before that happens
@FeignRaven
@FeignRaven 2 года назад
How many did they stock pile in a row? I feel like this podcast is a recurring dream at this point.
@LimorG
@LimorG 2 года назад
Enny's "I WILL NOT" 💀 😂 what a prince
@TheBestVirginian
@TheBestVirginian 2 года назад
Sounds like a good plan Bart, nothing bad has ever happened to a compound in Texas
@frloopr
@frloopr 2 года назад
WhAt COmpound
@cocklopez9138
@cocklopez9138 2 года назад
@@frloopr look up "Waco, TX cult compound" its actually an insane story. Look it up but it goes like this, a guy accumulates a cult and they all get together and buy a compound. They armed the fuck out of themselves and they told the government to fuck off. It's gets super murky after that. The government gets pissed and send literally tanks into the compound. They really fucked up part is everyone got killed. The cult leaders, their wife's, and even children were all got.
@bradleywest6821
@bradleywest6821 2 года назад
@@frloopr there isn't a compound and the federal government has nothing to do with it.
@ABN_TNKR
@ABN_TNKR 2 года назад
😂🤣
@krotma
@krotma 2 года назад
Waco was 25 years ago, under a democrat governor. All you need to do today is put up a "We vote republican!" sign outside and they will let you do whatever the fuck you want:. shoot machineguns, smoke DMT, run donkey shows, livestream yourself eating your own feces... the sky's the limit! But you HAVE TO BE WHITE. So Enny is sadly out :(
@m0str33t
@m0str33t 2 года назад
Bert: *dramatically looks into the void* “I live in dreams”
@olwynskye417
@olwynskye417 2 года назад
When Bert started to talk about getting a compound, I started to think about the Waco incident. 🤣 E: Enny, Nadev on meth, one horse and tons of guns.
@PsychoBeast017
@PsychoBeast017 2 года назад
Starting a meth addiction would be worth a couple hundred thousand dollars😂😂
@ironferret
@ironferret 2 года назад
*Tom having legitimate health concerns for Nadav’s weight loss challege* Bert: Stop with negativity, negativity, negativity! 😂
@dbeaston
@dbeaston 2 года назад
Podcast starts with Bert saying how out of touch financially they are.. then asks for $10 from the people who have car payments 😂😂😂😂
@hiphopfaerie
@hiphopfaerie 2 года назад
I loved how Bart said, "Everyone can afford $10." Meanwhile, I'm at work calculating how to make $50 feed me all week and fill up my gas tank 🤣
@frecklefart909
@frecklefart909 2 года назад
Everyone should be able to afford $10, why are Americans so poor?
@frecklefart909
@frecklefart909 2 года назад
@@doofythewise7659 Just speaking facts bro... 3rd world country wrapped in a fake gucci belt 😂
@magisterrleth3129
@magisterrleth3129 2 года назад
@@frecklefart909 Because the American people have been robbed by our own government periodically in boom-and-bust cycles for the last 30 years, and we're never getting that money back. Plus, almost every aspect of society is monetized so our corporate overlords can take every last penny from every last pocket. Every price is carefully calculated to be just barely affordable to the most amount of people. The goal is that one day, we Americans will own nothing, and rent everything. The common people will simply be a method of generating economic activity for our oligarchs.
@RussiaDaily
@RussiaDaily 2 года назад
@@frecklefart909 they are lazy unmotivated and also greedy and jealous so yeah plenty of them don’t have shit and just whine like these fellows
@Trevorc159
@Trevorc159 2 года назад
This episode is just pure chaos from Bert trying to project the life he wanted to have onto Vadov!
@captainvimes6079
@captainvimes6079 2 года назад
Native has a pageantry dad 😔
@birdette79
@birdette79 2 года назад
@@captainvimes6079 😂😂😂
@severalwhitespaces
@severalwhitespaces 2 года назад
This is the only time I've been pumped to realize that they've stacked episodes. We're going to see progress soon when we timewarp to the next stack.
@torin725
@torin725 Год назад
I feel like this entire show is Tom watching a full grown adult go from crazy idea to crazy idea and just Loki egg him on to see how far he can get. Love it!
@jtdrmmr
@jtdrmmr 2 года назад
The transition of water on Tom's side to beer on Bert's side is classic 2 Bears.
@Jeter23
@Jeter23 2 года назад
Very typical of the water champ he just can't seem to put the water down
@Onnitofficial
@Onnitofficial 2 года назад
Who's gonna win? Nadav or Tom & Burt
@thepowerofmyth
@thepowerofmyth 2 года назад
Bert always wins lol
@TNTullis
@TNTullis 2 года назад
Nadav. #motivationmonday
@Bf2142Samuel7777
@Bf2142Samuel7777 2 года назад
yall just need to make nadav do power lifting like action bronson for a year and he'll actually keep it off
@steviec126
@steviec126 2 года назад
Native
@NightHawkExpress
@NightHawkExpress 2 года назад
Show me how them kettle bells fart
@MrSpeedyAce
@MrSpeedyAce 2 года назад
You can hear the relief in Tom’s voice when he says “I love you too” at the end 😂
@tommybattista
@tommybattista Год назад
Bert is modern day Robert Baratheon
@niteshade8546
@niteshade8546 2 года назад
At the end of filming every episode Burp takes off his headphones and says "I won again. You barely said anything."
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 2 года назад
😂
@mobius3466
@mobius3466 2 года назад
Burp. I like this one more than burnt
@adamd.6698
@adamd.6698 2 года назад
Looking forward to this episode of Bert Talks
@Posixtive
@Posixtive 2 года назад
comedy gold
@robertphillips9014
@robertphillips9014 2 года назад
@@Posixtive so many finger sniffs !
@radkej
@radkej 2 года назад
Who the hell is Bert?
@tyryd11able
@tyryd11able 2 года назад
@J Radke Oh Brent? He's a cool dude, Bart is just a real laid back dude
@thedude1083
@thedude1083 2 года назад
Burger has diarrhea of the mouth 💩
@mikepalmieri5337
@mikepalmieri5337 2 года назад
“I wish I was fatter and Nadav” needs to be a shirt
@joenavy2007
@joenavy2007 2 года назад
The look of concern on Tom's face as the gravity of the situation settles in his mind is priceless 🤣
@sweetbabyrick5382
@sweetbabyrick5382 2 года назад
Bert is a real yardstick for my mood. When I’m happy I like him, when I’m not he’s intolerable.
@captainvimes6079
@captainvimes6079 2 года назад
I thought it was only me lmao. I'm that way with Tom and Christina too. If Tom gets too psycho or if Christina gets too shrill, I gotta walk away and come back after I've had lunch.
@LimorG
@LimorG 2 года назад
Same, except when he does the squeel laugh where he insists on still screeching his words, then I fluctuate between "this is annoying" and "I want to hold something over your face until no sound comes out".
@ghaddock142
@ghaddock142 2 года назад
@@LimorG but sometimes that screech laugh does it for me
@stephenjemyers
@stephenjemyers 2 года назад
Hahahahahahah
@PsychoBeast017
@PsychoBeast017 2 года назад
@@captainvimes6079 Man I’m not trying to just be a hater but for some reason, I just can’t stand Christina Lol She’s just cringey to me . Almost like she tries too hard to be funny or entertaining
@terrygraff8696
@terrygraff8696 2 года назад
When Lacey says "There is nothing you can do if someone is eating a bunch of junk or drinking too much" while Bert is chugging his beer is perfect Bert irony!
@kiernansmith4382
@kiernansmith4382 2 года назад
Perfect comment
@MicahBuzanMUSIC
@MicahBuzanMUSIC 2 года назад
Bert is like every crazy uncle fused into one human.
@BcBaxley
@BcBaxley 2 года назад
I'm Starting to think I just watch this podcast to check in and see if Berts.... OK 🤣😎🤘
@jessefriesen9121
@jessefriesen9121 2 года назад
And after last week's respite, we're back to Bert leading an aimless discussion in 8 different directions at once
@AJ-ut8cz
@AJ-ut8cz 2 года назад
I did the math and for nedav to lose 75 pounds in 15 weeks he would need to be in a deficit of 2500 calories a day but according to his tdee his maintenance calories would be 3700 if he worked out heavily every day. So that means he would only be able to eat 1200 calories a day while constantly exercising. Not only is that dangerous, but it would take the iron will and determination of a navy seal to not cheat or just straight up give up.
@adamhatchl7882
@adamhatchl7882 2 года назад
They should probably add a caveat that amputation is against the rules. One leg probably weighs a lot🤣
@mobius3466
@mobius3466 2 года назад
Not to mention the kidney and liver damage.
@nighticeeee
@nighticeeee 2 года назад
Hm I highly doubt his maintenance is is 3700 calories, more likely 3100 if he has a little activity throughout the day. Now 75 pounds in 15 weeks may seem like alot but he's likely holding 10 pounds alone in water and food wieght in his stomach combed. So that makes it more like 65 pounds to lose. He could probably stick to a 2000 calorie diet with a hour of cardio a day for 14 weeks, then the last week do keto or a wrestling cut diet to lose the last 10 pounds if all that mattered was hitting the number
@carlcoates5457
@carlcoates5457 2 года назад
A million dollars would make any man do anything.
@TheEmzley
@TheEmzley 2 года назад
Paddy can do that shit dude.
@craftimama80
@craftimama80 2 года назад
I always love the two of you, and I love that you guys make me laugh out loud literally. But this episode I freaking piddled my self, like seriously one of the funniest podcasts you've guys have done!!! Lol
@greatbritten
@greatbritten 2 года назад
I just want to hug Nadav now 🥺
@jacobking1112
@jacobking1112 2 года назад
Loved Bert giving advice while his belly peeked out the bottom of his shirt. Never change big boy
@TheMockedy
@TheMockedy 2 года назад
A house flip project with Leann and Bert would be great. I'd love watching it! Sell it to HGTV.
@firstnamelastname9955
@firstnamelastname9955 2 года назад
Bert would just demo by walking through the sheetrock. Give him a case of beer, a burke bar, and 2 hrs, lol
@nateram2788
@nateram2788 2 года назад
I saw Tommy buns live in Grand Prairie this last week. I was shocked by how big his head is. Not like metaphorically, but like physically. It’s just so girthy. Dude has a monster gourd
@zachfierro7105
@zachfierro7105 2 года назад
26:53 Tom’s deadpan stare while the guys laugh their ass off🤣
@kunai92
@kunai92 2 года назад
Being friends with Bert is like being friends with the personification of cocaine.
@Sugarmama1805
@Sugarmama1805 2 года назад
This one deserves a award, spot on
@sterlingchafey8425
@sterlingchafey8425 2 года назад
100%
@mandihollingsworth182
@mandihollingsworth182 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂dude I agree. I have adult ADHD and bipolar. I remind myself like Bert.
@notagiantseaslug5523
@notagiantseaslug5523 2 года назад
Not wrong
@albertosantosramirez595
@albertosantosramirez595 2 года назад
Boys: " guys want anything ?" Tom: "yeah get me three fijis thanks" Bert: "hmm...suprise me with a variety of beer"
@butch2811
@butch2811 2 года назад
Man I feel like Tom is getting exhausted doing these episodes with Bert.. I really hope it doesn't lose the magic, cause I've loved their chemistry ever since the first weight loss challenge before the first sober-Octobert.
@craigdiianni1156
@craigdiianni1156 Год назад
This is the MOST GENIUS moment Bert has ever had!!!!
@hatholraeg
@hatholraeg 2 года назад
Bert: "It's about a lifestyle change!" [Puts bottle of beer to mouth]
@DizzyB42
@DizzyB42 2 года назад
WARNING: Bert is not a medical professional. LOL
@johnnydeleon8210
@johnnydeleon8210 2 года назад
I dont believe that, Jaimie pull that up
@MrFloris
@MrFloris 2 года назад
The best part of my day is bert laughing so hard without any air left in his body, that i just imagine a bunch of seagulls laughing. And it makes it even better.
@jeromyj
@jeromyj 2 года назад
BURT....you may or may not read this but I just started being watching the CABIN...ONE WORD! GENIUS!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!
@myztik5716
@myztik5716 2 года назад
Bert: "Let's do nude pictures where we're docking" Well that was unexpected
@Rattys
@Rattys 2 года назад
Nadav's reaction to that should be a meme.
@stokkejanraggio9091
@stokkejanraggio9091 2 года назад
knowing Bert that wasn't unexpected at all
@Fender0ckreR
@Fender0ckreR 2 года назад
44:04 - 44:06 the look of defeated exhaustion on Tom's face is all of us.
@drsavage3262
@drsavage3262 2 года назад
When I saw the first "WARNING" 😂 I was dead bahaha!
@fernperez4218
@fernperez4218 2 года назад
The advisory warning before Bart gives Nadav weight loss advice is perfect and hilarious 😂
@garymolina2576
@garymolina2576 2 года назад
It’s amazing how Bort thinks every idea he has is the best one he’s ever had. Really living in the moment.
@poppybuilt3061
@poppybuilt3061 2 года назад
hes a goldfish
@animalistic_tendencies
@animalistic_tendencies 2 года назад
I'd pay $10 to watch Tom speak most or all of a podcast while Bert has to listen.
@rogaru
@rogaru 2 года назад
THIS IS GOLD
@VirginiaWolf88
@VirginiaWolf88 2 года назад
Lol 😂
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 2 года назад
Bart trying to stay quiet for an hour would result in an aneurysm. 🙂🙂😐😐😐😕😕🙁☹️😠😡😥😬😬😵‍💫😳😳🤭🤯💀
@bobbyknuckles6380
@bobbyknuckles6380 2 года назад
I tried to imagine this, but even in my imagination bert interrupts tom
@kiernansmith4382
@kiernansmith4382 2 года назад
It would be like paying for torturing Bert
@Sbsenpai
@Sbsenpai 2 года назад
Bert asking people to pitch in for something he wants to do😂U PITCH IN
@andreaogden5928
@andreaogden5928 2 года назад
Tom during Bert's laughing spells is my new favorite 😂
@bobbyrobinette5772
@bobbyrobinette5772 2 года назад
Love the warnings letting us know Bert isn't a medical professional, 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zombieburner0
@zombieburner0 2 года назад
Very nice touch
@gordongunz
@gordongunz 2 года назад
im sure its fall out from Rogan speaking his opinion
@jarenschindler5279
@jarenschindler5279 2 года назад
I love how Tom is essentially damage control for whatever crazy shit bert says
@AK-qn8bk
@AK-qn8bk 2 года назад
@ 26:46 is a PERFECT example lol. Toms face in that moment captures his vibe of "shut the fuck up Bert you are saying some really fucking stupid shit again!" Came down to write a comment about this but it fits better as a response to your comment I think lol 😆
@dskhkddkw
@dskhkddkw Год назад
the face that tom had during that 70 pound weight loss fiasco just makes it so much better, his tone of seriousness haha
@jayjason2517
@jayjason2517 2 года назад
I like how Bert's advice comes with warnings now. lol.
@connerrook3972
@connerrook3972 2 года назад
Bart is the DEFINITION of peer pressure. Imagine being in his frat back in the day
@guywithalltheanswers6942
@guywithalltheanswers6942 2 года назад
There is a reason they made a movie about this guy.
@mobius3466
@mobius3466 2 года назад
Back in the day? He's still in a frat. And his hazing is to himself by killing his liver
@neighborbruce
@neighborbruce 2 года назад
DUDE right?! If he has this kind of party energy at his age.... he must have been absolutely insane in college.
@pipicacadanslepot
@pipicacadanslepot 2 года назад
Nadav: "this will be January by the time this comes out" Wtf? How old are these episodes before they get uploaded?
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 года назад
Seems like this one was very late November/start of December.
@pipicacadanslepot
@pipicacadanslepot 2 года назад
@@VideoNozoki I don't know why but knowing it's a few months old really puts me out of it lol
@Kanlihn
@Kanlihn 2 года назад
Absolutely love the warnings every other time Bert says something.
@michaelcbyers
@michaelcbyers 2 года назад
Bert's insane. This episode had my sides hurting. Oh man. So good.
@Retalin_
@Retalin_ 2 года назад
If Nadav doesn't hit 200lbs, they should donate the money to the Cancer Research Foundation in honor of Top Dog
@kevinl3254
@kevinl3254 2 года назад
Or just do this instead. Fuckkkkk crowd sourcing a weight loss
@bjppage1186
@bjppage1186 2 года назад
No charity is corrupt
@youngrumandcoke
@youngrumandcoke 2 года назад
Underrated comment
@firstnamelastname9955
@firstnamelastname9955 2 года назад
@@bjppage1186 let's just add a comma and an article to this, because you are literally saying the opposite of what you mean here. Surely, *some* charities are corrupt (troll face)
@bjppage1186
@bjppage1186 2 года назад
@@firstnamelastname9955 no every charity is corrupt
@joshpointoh
@joshpointoh 2 года назад
Bert is that friend from college that you had a ton of fun with, but you grow apart from him over the years as you have a family and a career and you mature, and he doesn't change *ANY*
@hijklemop
@hijklemop 2 года назад
But he has...all those things...while staying himself...
@zach374
@zach374 Год назад
@@hijklemop exactly id like to see some of these whiny bitches earn what he has.
@Bambam-
@Bambam- Год назад
I love that he hasn't lost that whimsical childish sense of wonder
@nicholassmith8212
@nicholassmith8212 2 года назад
When Bert's voice gets low you know he really enjoys whatever it is
@JoE-kx7dw
@JoE-kx7dw 2 года назад
12:06 😂 Love the new warning
@MordorStroller
@MordorStroller 2 года назад
When Bert said "everything is a negotiation with him" when he was talking about Nadav's height is probably the most underrated joke on this entire podcast.
@imtrashiswear
@imtrashiswear 2 года назад
I’ll counter that with his “I’ll quit white women” to Enny 😩
@bottomtext2829
@bottomtext2829 2 года назад
I thought the same thing 💀💀💀💀
@seanmeredith6378
@seanmeredith6378 2 года назад
Bert is good at motivational speaking because his brain is screaming the advice at HIM, but he's just channeling it into Patty.
@SuperBlunted247
@SuperBlunted247 2 года назад
Love it man. Please let us stay connected with EVERYTHING!!
@James-PHX
@James-PHX 2 года назад
What a dang episode. Incredible stuff boys
@moflomoney
@moflomoney 2 года назад
God bless Bert for making Tom smile while he's down. Great friend.
@datube5913
@datube5913 2 года назад
What’s going on with Tom?
@rogerhinds4062
@rogerhinds4062 2 года назад
@@datube5913 his father passed away
@moflomoney
@moflomoney 2 года назад
@@datube5913 Top Dawg is unfortunately no longer with us
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 года назад
This was filmed at the start of December (They're talking about April being "in 5 months") This was before Top Dog.
@moflomoney
@moflomoney 2 года назад
@@VideoNozoki He’s had cancer for two years. Tom talked about how sad his decline was.
@callummckinnon2256
@callummckinnon2256 2 года назад
How is Tom not calling Christina when the idea of Nadav loosing 70 pounds in 5 months starts
@krolson2727
@krolson2727 2 года назад
The heartfelt “im sorry” from Bret to Native … 🥺
@Mtb2674
@Mtb2674 2 года назад
"this has been the best podcast ever!" - bart every episode
@bpgreen
@bpgreen 2 года назад
I’ve never understood the sentiment behind the phrase: “cockamamie idea” until listening to Bert when he’s in Dream Mode.
@kristigrant4147
@kristigrant4147 2 года назад
Bert saying he doesn't listen and then having to ask twice about Tom's birth order with sisters is a lot. Tom you're a saint.
@SkylorBeck
@SkylorBeck 2 года назад
I love the idea of a boardroom analyzing and discussing how big the warning needed to be.
@ZmokeYT
@ZmokeYT 2 года назад
"How bout this........ Nope" LOL I do this so goddamn much in my head and dont realize it
@HisHowliness
@HisHowliness 2 года назад
Branst telling anyone that nutrition is the most important thing, is hilarious.
@adamwalz5297
@adamwalz5297 2 года назад
Please continue to insert the warnings into the episodes. It's amazing.
@c9566
@c9566 2 года назад
Tom’s little smile after he impersonated JR’s reaction 😭
@davidkodimer5199
@davidkodimer5199 2 года назад
Warnings are the greatest, make me laugh every time!
@t3ht0rch33
@t3ht0rch33 2 года назад
Bert, you’ve got 2 kids, you need 2 horses. That way they’re not lonely too
@ajones5683
@ajones5683 2 года назад
Ya was gonna comment on that - horses are social/herd animals, having just one makes for a sad/grumpy horse.
@rcnyoplait
@rcnyoplait 2 года назад
Came here to say that...hope Bert gets the message!
@bobbyknuckles6380
@bobbyknuckles6380 2 года назад
Bert will buy a compound with you, start a weight-loss fundraiser for you, make you the main event of a live show, and never once ask for your opinion on the situation.
@popedizzled_mywizzle
@popedizzled_mywizzle 2 года назад
Why does he need anyone's opinion? Man's on a roll!
@firstnamelastname9955
@firstnamelastname9955 2 года назад
@@popedizzled_mywizzle He actually has several rolls!
@cellblocknine5385
@cellblocknine5385 2 года назад
That's exactly what I was thinking. Like is Nadav actually cool with all this? He was pretty much put on the spot lol.
@popedizzled_mywizzle
@popedizzled_mywizzle 2 года назад
@@cellblocknine5385 he's dealing with comics. The kind of folks that put everyone on blast. Also is the J the type of person that needs to be forced by others to accomplish something?
@firstnamelastname9955
@firstnamelastname9955 2 года назад
@@cellblocknine5385 "Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter - he's doing it. I got $10 in already" - Bark
@milddivine146
@milddivine146 2 года назад
“It’s about a life style change.” *sips beer at 2pm*
@EwokPanda
@EwokPanda 2 года назад
I love how there was no warning at, "Get on steroids!" "Hell yeah!"
@gogoguppi
@gogoguppi 2 года назад
“Do you wanna see where my brain goes?” -Barf Krysler who has been talking near uninterrupted for 10 minutes about a weight loss journey that won’t happen for the 20th time in this shows history
@twitterfingers5241
@twitterfingers5241 2 года назад
Did it end up falling through?
@johna5915
@johna5915 2 года назад
Nadav has 4 months to lose 75 pounds and Enny can’t take a shit for 4 months. Make that the challenge
@firstnamelastname9955
@firstnamelastname9955 2 года назад
If someone's not hospitalized by thr end of it, I want my money back!
@iPOCK3TS
@iPOCK3TS 2 года назад
When he said we like the same hotdogs I was like wtf does a hotdog 🌭 got to do with selling a house idea to your wife lmao
@gamertyper6476
@gamertyper6476 2 года назад
man i love you guys straight up
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