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Ep. 67 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing the time Bert's spent in Rome. They also talk about how fast Bert is in the bedroom, shooting their Super Bowl commercials, Marilyn Manson's abuse accusations, Dustin Diamond's passing, and their most extreme heckler stories.
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@itachitsukuyomidcuo9853
@itachitsukuyomidcuo9853 3 года назад
Love how the SECOND Bret starts digging a hole for himself Tom hands him two more shovels and a miners helmet with a little light on it
@liquid-slick
@liquid-slick 3 года назад
This describes their friendship dynamic to a T
@yabbadabbadoo1
@yabbadabbadoo1 3 года назад
I didn’t know why I loved these 2 so much... until I read this
@vinx-splats8434
@vinx-splats8434 3 года назад
lmaooo frr
@PearlDrumsHead
@PearlDrumsHead 3 года назад
That’s 2 Bears 1 Cave in a nutshell
@markmadonna7068
@markmadonna7068 2 года назад
Pop
@nathansmo
@nathansmo 3 года назад
"celebrating my power" is the new "I have a drinking problem"
@nicholasnixon1311
@nicholasnixon1311 3 года назад
he has every sign of wet brain and booze gut. he really needs help
@wheresallthezombies
@wheresallthezombies 3 года назад
His one shot turned to a few shots in the same sentence
@goosemack3587
@goosemack3587 3 года назад
guys you can't listen to this guy. He's evil Abed
@geromelegnome5446
@geromelegnome5446 3 года назад
@@goosemack3587 I knew I recognised him... 😁😁😁 I just couldn't place him!!!
@derrickcarbona9245
@derrickcarbona9245 3 года назад
When a Narsacist starts too embrace their true nature😂
@captainrisky6561
@captainrisky6561 3 года назад
Bert is the only guy who finishes his 6 mile run in a caloric surplus
@seanmcnelis3077
@seanmcnelis3077 3 года назад
Lol
@treyjetson5320
@treyjetson5320 3 года назад
I dont actually beleive he jogs as many miles as he claims.
@RealReelsRightHere
@RealReelsRightHere Год назад
@@treyjetson5320 where did anyone ask what you believed ?
@agrother
@agrother 3 года назад
I started a drinking game where any time Bart says, "Obsessed", you take a drink. I'm now dead.
@kenbillingsley9239
@kenbillingsley9239 3 года назад
Tom looks into the camera like Jim from the office every time Bert's telling an incredibly messed up story.
@carynmartin6053
@carynmartin6053 3 года назад
I get that!
@justinbridgez
@justinbridgez 3 года назад
One of my fav parts.
@abidesthedood3490
@abidesthedood3490 3 года назад
Wrong - he looks at the camera when he knows Bert is lying his ass off.
@thewhiteguyatthecookout4480
@thewhiteguyatthecookout4480 3 года назад
Cracks me up
@metoo8656
@metoo8656 3 года назад
You have a firm grasp of the obvious
@ZJQ23
@ZJQ23 3 года назад
"The roman subrays are a nightmeer" -bruce kersher
@CountDoucheula
@CountDoucheula 3 года назад
Hahahaha! I read that *exactly* as he said it. What a fuckin' stroke victim.
@marthapaez9935
@marthapaez9935 3 года назад
@@CountDoucheula qp111
@bigloudandnoisy3601
@bigloudandnoisy3601 3 года назад
When I clicked on the video and this comment popped up I thought to myself “this HAS to be someone just shitting on Bert for the hell of it”.... boy oh boy. I stand corrected! What. A. Rword.
@spencerlawrence8318
@spencerlawrence8318 3 года назад
Dammmn you beat me to it!!
@adamgalliano
@adamgalliano 3 года назад
Bret is tik toked
@mpanchuk
@mpanchuk 3 года назад
Anyone else love that first ad read? Bert talking about being a two pump chump then ad read, “I like being at peak performance and I have tactile issues.” Classic.
@NobodyOfficial.
@NobodyOfficial. 3 года назад
Bert Krishna doesn’t just LIKE things, he becomes obsessed.
@rtl4x4
@rtl4x4 3 года назад
Bert: "I'm obsessed with history" Also Bert: not sure what "ancient Rome" means
@sandiasurfers3174
@sandiasurfers3174 3 года назад
Also Bert: Has been to Rome five times
@Schedule1ne315
@Schedule1ne315 3 года назад
Most likely didn’t realize it was the same Rome as the Roman Empire until his third trip
@justinbridgez
@justinbridgez 3 года назад
Or telling his own “narrative” Like leaving out he cheated first! Great history lesson Brett Keester Edit: and here he goes again. Everything is his FIRST. His FIrst panic attack. His first this that ~ click click~ 100percent
@Chillzy
@Chillzy 3 года назад
obsessed with being an r-word.
@Spongekelp
@Spongekelp 3 года назад
He’s one of those people who should say “ww2” instead of history
@just1frosty516
@just1frosty516 3 года назад
The way tom said “I have pictures of them I’ll show you” was the first time I’ve ever thought Tom might actually have killed someone, dismembered them and kept a piece frozen in their house
@niteshade8546
@niteshade8546 3 года назад
Toms body couldn't handle murdering. His wrist would crumble if he stabbed someone. He would shatter his spine disposing of the body.
@just1frosty516
@just1frosty516 3 года назад
@@niteshade8546 after the accident yea now he’s deprived and it’s rlly showing through cause he hasn’t killed anyone recently
@halphillips3703
@halphillips3703 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@bfu4971
@bfu4971 3 года назад
Damn didn’t think his injury would affect his killing arm....
@nicki4515
@nicki4515 3 года назад
Bert has seeped so deep into my brain, every time I hear another human being say "a hundred percent" I think of Bert. It sticks out so much I could probably do a supercut of every time someone says it in a podcast.
@816aidan
@816aidan 3 года назад
Bert is just obsessed enough about every topic to watch exactly one miniseries about it.
@internationaljuan6101
@internationaljuan6101 3 года назад
Every time Bart says something incredibly dumb Tim looks at the camera like bugs bunny and it’s the best
@ItsJoKeZ
@ItsJoKeZ 3 года назад
oh so the entire episode is just him staring into the camera
@spencerhansen5804
@spencerhansen5804 3 года назад
Nailed it. Couldn't figure it out but that's it. The oh realllly look lol
@thenightking6662
@thenightking6662 3 года назад
More of Jim from the office vibes to me
@mcr5645
@mcr5645 3 года назад
Also every time Blart laughs too hard, he sounds like a baby kitten in distress lmaooo
@Shreds-of-Lead
@Shreds-of-Lead 3 года назад
Very “the office” like.
@daltonquigley6645
@daltonquigley6645 3 года назад
bert “ i tried heroin today” tom “why” bert “just celebrating my power”
@Spongekelp
@Spongekelp 3 года назад
“I only did China white instead of black tar because I’m celebrating my power”
@n1k0n_
@n1k0n_ 3 года назад
Bert "racists heroin user" Chrysler
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 3 года назад
*Liquid Death* - Water for Alcoholics
@Garblegox
@Garblegox 3 года назад
I mean, if you got that kinda power, you better be celebrating it. And how you gonna discover that power?
@user-vp8sd4qd1x
@user-vp8sd4qd1x 3 года назад
@Eric Jackson or your just doing a bunch of China white heroin like Bruce so you stay skinny
@danielpenrodii2389
@danielpenrodii2389 3 года назад
Bert “obsessed with history” Kreischer doesn’t know what Persia or Ancient Rome are and we’re only 2 minutes into the episode.
@jamespalmieri2452
@jamespalmieri2452 3 года назад
Bert is one of those people who’s not listening, he’s just waiting for his turn to talk.
@immasurvivor
@immasurvivor 3 года назад
eeeh, he doesnt exactly ''wait''
@piercephillips3194
@piercephillips3194 3 года назад
I would imagine constraining this impulse/tendency is significantly harder when you’re having a conversation on camera with the pressure of being entertaining and funny. People pays hundreds of dollars to sit and watch them talk for an hour straight. His job often requires not taking turns. No need to be critical.
@walshdog61
@walshdog61 3 года назад
@@piercephillips3194 Burt’s burner account
@bangamullet
@bangamullet 2 года назад
@@piercephillips3194 okay so then how come Tom is able to be patient and wait his turn to talk? He’s a comedian too used to doing 1 hour specials. Absolutely nothing you said has anything to do with it. And it’s not being critical when the two of them joke about it all the time.
@MrJarrett420
@MrJarrett420 3 года назад
Tom: i took 50mg last night. Bert: that's really close to 100
@BradVicious
@BradVicious 3 года назад
Haha! He's so dumb
@user-wg6hm3wo9p
@user-wg6hm3wo9p 3 года назад
How Barry explained his report card as a kid.
@BierdopjeNL
@BierdopjeNL 3 года назад
Bert when he turns 50: thats really close to 100
@12Konst
@12Konst 3 года назад
Bert is what the whole world think americans are like
@182bastard
@182bastard 3 года назад
i'm rest of the world and he's right. brandon, if you're not american than you sure should be
@rustknuckleirongut8107
@rustknuckleirongut8107 3 года назад
Wow, you have been lucky to deal with such a high grade selection of americans. My experience is more a crossbreed of Bobby Lee and Ted Cruz on average.
@troyswink5435
@troyswink5435 3 года назад
@Random Brandon lol bc you know how other cultures feel right brandon?
@troyswink5435
@troyswink5435 3 года назад
@Random Brandon dang brandon you know exactly how americans act. Even tho my last name is clearly not american. Therefore i am not american. Good job brandon. You really got me i hope you're satisfied.
@stoneman93
@stoneman93 3 года назад
Yup lol
@drsteve07
@drsteve07 3 года назад
‘You have imperfect politics if you hunt’, thanks for the rock solid commentary as always Bart
@altrizmotv
@altrizmotv 3 года назад
Just realized the way Tim talks to Bruce is how I talk to my parents.
@nardclup
@nardclup 3 года назад
Good morning queens above 18! Is everyone staying hydrated?
@kevinl3254
@kevinl3254 3 года назад
Thirsty af
@huberticusrex
@huberticusrex 3 года назад
Pants high and tight
@GregsTurtleHaven
@GregsTurtleHaven 3 года назад
Got a hot breakfast, paid shipping and handling
@matthewdnielsen
@matthewdnielsen 3 года назад
Morning mommy
@Tom-uf9hf
@Tom-uf9hf 3 года назад
Good morning julia I'm just installing a ceiling fan it's the kinda guy you getting
@UnhingedAndFeral
@UnhingedAndFeral 3 года назад
13 minutes in at 10 am and we already hit Pegging, panic attacks, and caca on fingers
@RolandSpecialSauce
@RolandSpecialSauce 3 года назад
They're on crack
@schingh1973
@schingh1973 3 года назад
Lol Caca
@erminj6367
@erminj6367 3 года назад
We call that a trifecta.
@aidandaniels2456
@aidandaniels2456 3 года назад
When Bruce stopped what he was saying and said "wait, tell me your story" that was jaw dropping.
@DelightfulDissident
@DelightfulDissident 3 года назад
Fr
@BrianCzapiga
@BrianCzapiga 3 года назад
I love this episode so much, especially 1:15:00 till the end. I love hearing stories, or seeing videos of sets going horribly, sometimes it's even more entertaining than watching a set go well. Another favorite video is Mark Normand's video "Park Normand", if anyone else has favorites in the same vein, post them up in a reply!
@staynielherbayn657
@staynielherbayn657 3 года назад
Celebrating his power could truly be the end of Bart
@JR-rz1br
@JR-rz1br 3 года назад
He's finally fully unlocking his alcoholism.
@Joshuadalewillis
@Joshuadalewillis 3 года назад
We can all be drunk when we celebrate his eulogy
@staynielherbayn657
@staynielherbayn657 3 года назад
@Random Brandon what?
@staynielherbayn657
@staynielherbayn657 3 года назад
@Random Brandon you need to get a life. You’ve left one comment that says “Every comment: look at me I’m so funny” and another that’s talkin about the fact you are actually stupid enough to pay for the live show when it’s uploaded to Sooo many websites. How are you gonna ask if it’s the best I can come up with when all your comments are just completely negative. Just stop.
@staynielherbayn657
@staynielherbayn657 3 года назад
@Random Brandon and now that I’m lookin at top comments, you’re in the replies of almost all of them sayin how unfunny or inaccurate they are. Sad guy:(
@spencerlawrence8318
@spencerlawrence8318 3 года назад
Can we start a crowd fund that pays Bert to a finish ONE story he starts without interruption per episode? And if he can’t, it goes into a pool for Tommy’s 95 year old bionic body.
@MrPatDukes
@MrPatDukes 3 года назад
SECRET TIME: If Bert didn't have money, he'd be the local drunk asking for money to wrestle a gator for 20 bucks so he could get 2 handles of Aristocrat
@Whystling_Byrd
@Whystling_Byrd Год назад
You confused secret with public knowledge.
@mattshibby
@mattshibby 3 года назад
“I smoked weed the other day. I have no idea when I smoked weed” -Bruce Chrysler
@jacklame1584
@jacklame1584 3 года назад
Can’t wait for Bart to see his power bill
@RedZedHeadTV
@RedZedHeadTV 3 года назад
Round of applause for that joke, sir.
@Bigpunz67
@Bigpunz67 3 года назад
Who?
@user-vp8sd4qd1x
@user-vp8sd4qd1x 3 года назад
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Beautifully crafted.
@xMiiDNiiGHT
@xMiiDNiiGHT 3 года назад
NEW RECORD!!!!!!! 13:58 before Bert mentions calling someone! Congratulations Bruce!
@BakerTheClerk
@BakerTheClerk 3 года назад
Bert: I'm not an alcoholic. Also Bert: I took a shot of whiskey at 6 am. "Celebrating" my "power"
@jmtas4
@jmtas4 3 года назад
"I took a couple shots actually"
@adityapai9193
@adityapai9193 3 года назад
man this is why i love this podcast the most ...2 guys talking about how fast they finished while having sex and being competitive about it😂😂
@iJakeVEVO
@iJakeVEVO 3 года назад
Very Bert-like to celebrate his power during black history month...
@adamreid9078
@adamreid9078 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sanchezgarcia8831
@sanchezgarcia8831 3 года назад
Uuuuh Hundred percent!
@BDGMed
@BDGMed 3 года назад
🤣 ladies and gentlemen.... we got him!
@rootintootin1947
@rootintootin1947 3 года назад
Holy fuck underrated 😂
@ItsJoKeZ
@ItsJoKeZ 3 года назад
this is the comment
@hewitttt
@hewitttt 3 года назад
I could watch hours and hours of you guys talking about your past careers as comedians
@RolandSpecialSauce
@RolandSpecialSauce 3 года назад
Bert definitely ran that red-light.
@runnersp1985
@runnersp1985 3 года назад
“I’ve been in abusive relationships and kept going back to them.” Ari?
@podespault
@podespault 3 года назад
Bert is OBSESSED by anything he gives more than 2 minutes of attention to instead of listening or watching himself speak
@michaelortiz2588
@michaelortiz2588 3 года назад
Your comment could not be any more spot on!
@thatoneguywithahugethang
@thatoneguywithahugethang 3 года назад
It's painfully true
@morganhahn3304
@morganhahn3304 3 года назад
"cause I have to be the guy that takes you to your lowest place" - Brice Krishna
@AdeptSnake
@AdeptSnake 3 года назад
Ok this one got me good hahaha. I wish I could be enlightened like Brice
@yourgameisstupid
@yourgameisstupid 3 года назад
Tom after describing clear dependence formation: "I would recommend doing it the way I did it."
@nate.draws.things
@nate.draws.things 3 года назад
He's a lot more like Bret than he thinks lmao
@AnComJohnny
@AnComJohnny 3 года назад
Bert - your ability to turn the party on and off like a switch inspired me to stop drinking every day. I haven’t had a drink in a month!! Thanks for being you brother, bless you
@Chris-P
@Chris-P 3 года назад
Joey's Joint, 2 bears, and Bad Friends. It's Monday folks!
@ayndeewhygee3656
@ayndeewhygee3656 3 года назад
I think Joey Diaz is so fucking funny but for whatever reason I can’t stand his voice. Most of the time it sounds like he needs to clear his throat of flem.
@Jrenegade1
@Jrenegade1 3 года назад
Hallelujah!
@niteshade8546
@niteshade8546 3 года назад
@@ayndeewhygee3656 the only guy who sounds like he needs a sleep apnea mask when he's awake.
@cowperm
@cowperm 3 года назад
Don't forget Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast!
@mcr5645
@mcr5645 3 года назад
"eets mondai forks" - Santino
@danieltate4444
@danieltate4444 3 года назад
"I have an interesting side story." All of Brett's stories are side stories! One story breaks off into 6 different stories
@SparkIeMotion
@SparkIeMotion 3 года назад
Jesus Christ, this one was a rollercoaster. Love it.
@ether725
@ether725 3 года назад
Tommy bunz: "i got pictures of em, ill show u" 🤣😭
@ImmaTigerBro
@ImmaTigerBro 3 года назад
"this is getting uncomfortable." "Okay... start from the beginning" 🤣
@oeuronymousoone1004
@oeuronymousoone1004 3 года назад
🤣💀🪦
@forrestjohnson4238
@forrestjohnson4238 3 года назад
Tom is slowly turning into Joey.
@Filiolus
@Filiolus 3 года назад
Tremendous.
@jonathanguevara807
@jonathanguevara807 3 года назад
Tommy Bananas 🍌
@dylanrandalldrums
@dylanrandalldrums 3 года назад
Like a fucking DOCTAH, jeans.
@Jones-eq4bs
@Jones-eq4bs 3 года назад
“The key is the smoke weed all the time” -Tommy Amen brother!
@Anonym00U
@Anonym00U 3 года назад
Toms take on your mind when you're high resonated with me
@allychavez971
@allychavez971 3 года назад
Good Morning My Queens and Kings Above 18!!! ❤️❤️❤️
@amerik556
@amerik556 3 года назад
Good morning Julia
@jasonwinterton9369
@jasonwinterton9369 3 года назад
Thank you
@huberticusrex
@huberticusrex 3 года назад
Morning Julia... I hope this comment doesn't scare you
@timstradley5819
@timstradley5819 3 года назад
Thanks for the hot breakfast and coffee my queen above 18
@peristau
@peristau 3 года назад
Good morning Julia
@Bestayyy
@Bestayyy 3 года назад
someone called him burp kreischer and i burst out laughing every time i think about it
@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540
@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540 3 года назад
Burnt Chrysler?
@sj205
@sj205 3 года назад
Borscht Keister
@MJ-qh2su
@MJ-qh2su 3 года назад
Burp, Bruce, Burnt, or any other name you'd like, it's all accepted here.
@joepiersma4768
@joepiersma4768 3 года назад
Read this as he burped through a sentence
@DoublexCoke
@DoublexCoke 3 года назад
Bert has no idea AOCs building was nowhere near the capital riots XD
@DT-mf2pq
@DT-mf2pq 3 года назад
I know lol these two political heavy hitters discussing shit they know nothing about...
@MJ-qh2su
@MJ-qh2su 3 года назад
Bruce and Todd sharing heckler stories made this uh-hundred percent enjoyable.
@masonorourke7426
@masonorourke7426 3 года назад
Wake up, pour a bud light seltzer lemonade in a glass with ice. Live life 365.
@zachrodgers7783
@zachrodgers7783 3 года назад
100mg is when the fun starts Tom. ROOKIE NUMBERS
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 3 года назад
So sad to know he's using Cheeba Chews. They are trash! I've worked on one of their sites before, and they use base level trim including big leaves that have been walked on by trim crew all day. Incredibles and Robhots are a couple good brands. For a lot of folk, edibles can leave you feeling dazed or a bit hungover the next morning if it's over 50mg. Strongest I've had is a 350 Incredibles, and I forgot how to math. While I was needing to close out the dispensary for the night and count down the drawer that had about 15k in it from weekend sales (this was before places could accept cards). Not a fun evening haha. Yet I can dab my face off and be perfectly functional. Metabolizing cannabis is so different from person to person, it's fascinating.
@johnp91
@johnp91 3 года назад
I’ve had a total of 1650mg. That’s 2 gummy worms and 3 gummy bears. Holy fuck I was high for two days. I was also couch locked for 10 hours straight and didn’t move for shit. *TRUE STORY*
@Spokane3D
@Spokane3D 3 года назад
Seriously, the last 30 minutes of this episode was epic. Some of the best storytelling ever! Thank you
@andrewb.2895
@andrewb.2895 3 года назад
"Celebrating my power" is one of the whitest things bret has ever said. 😂
@santadog9
@santadog9 3 года назад
It's one of the most alcoholic things Dirk Triechler has ever said.
@dralithi
@dralithi 3 года назад
2 Bears 1 Sapp was something else!
@YourGFsFavoriteBF
@YourGFsFavoriteBF 3 года назад
I don’t think Bert knows the difference between “interested” and “obsessed”.
@mraBJJ33
@mraBJJ33 3 года назад
He gets obsessed enough to watch one whole RU-vid video and never worry about it again
@lilamphibian7812
@lilamphibian7812 3 года назад
I don’t think Bert knows much about the English language.
@kjcorder
@kjcorder 3 года назад
Obsessed with history "wait rome was the capital of the world? " (I spelled it with an a because I firmly believe he would)
@themaniacmitch
@themaniacmitch 3 года назад
Our boy has ADHD for sure.
@rtl4x4
@rtl4x4 3 года назад
that's because he does everything uhhhhhh hundred percent.
@user-sn8hw1uz8w
@user-sn8hw1uz8w 3 года назад
“The key is to get really really high all the time” never heard a more true statement in my life
@bidoubleg8045
@bidoubleg8045 3 года назад
Bert should name his next special “Interesting Side Story”.....also Bert doesn’t only interrupt Tom, he interrupts himself.
@justinbridgez
@justinbridgez 3 года назад
Damn that’s a good fking title you better get credit. ‘click-click’ (winks) “a hunnndred perfent”
@tyleredwards1449
@tyleredwards1449 3 года назад
“Rome freaks me the fuck out, well actually now I luv Rome😂” -Bruce Kersher “🧐😂” - Trent Sugar
@jurj97
@jurj97 3 года назад
Trent Sugar 😂😂😂😂
@Fender0ckreR
@Fender0ckreR 3 года назад
Dude, we've heard the "show your shit" story dozens of times.
@holdonasecondamigo599
@holdonasecondamigo599 3 года назад
"And it's not 2 dogs, it's a dog and a young boy!" Ahahahaha that gave me a good laugh.
@patrickmuhwheeney6518
@patrickmuhwheeney6518 3 года назад
Whoever edits this podcast is a genius. I never feel like I missed something, and I never get tired of seeing the "Jesus, folks, he actually said that!" look from Tom. Thanks, whoever, you do a great job!
@bdk1993
@bdk1993 3 года назад
To Bert, every foreigner sounds French, EXCEPT for French people.
@alexdayenian
@alexdayenian 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@AstroKid513
@AstroKid513 3 года назад
Shout out to everyone keeping it real and stuff like that!
@paulm394
@paulm394 3 года назад
Bert pounds xanax like flintstones vitamins but is afraid of a 50mg edible
@stephsaguudefan1753
@stephsaguudefan1753 Год назад
Doesn't weed turn into opioids in your system when you eat it? If so, opioids are a higher drug class than anxiety pills, which basically means they're a lot more addictive. I've also never heard of anyone OD-ing on xanax.
@ianalopez
@ianalopez 3 года назад
It is so fucking adorable when they talk about taking 50mg of thc lol meanwhile I'm over here eating 1-2 thousand for breakfast.
@Stealth1919
@Stealth1919 3 года назад
I'm starting to think this Bart guy might be an alcoholic.
@RolandSpecialSauce
@RolandSpecialSauce 3 года назад
Nah
@Tojoblindeye
@Tojoblindeye 3 года назад
He's just an alcohol enthusiast!
@mikeevans6926
@mikeevans6926 3 года назад
Lol I love how he constantly finds new ways to lie to himself about how he's not. Well I only had a glass of scotch and a bottle of wine this morning before I drank these 3 bud light seltzers
@JSorb
@JSorb 3 года назад
“I cruised through that bottle on my last mile”
@nelsonnoname001
@nelsonnoname001 3 года назад
Makes me wonder how his last mile went - "Oh I did 1/5 then stopped for a glass, then did another 1/5, then stopped for a glass"
@LShinn
@LShinn 3 года назад
Your username kills me. Funny.
@teeguner
@teeguner 3 года назад
shity people stories should be a segment on this show I really enjoyed it.
@blackbluestudio6338
@blackbluestudio6338 3 года назад
Bert getting deep for a minute there. Loved it. Heckler wisdom was the best. Caught it in chunks today but great pod.
@stretchingstyle
@stretchingstyle 3 года назад
Bert: I don't like Rome... Also Bert: I LOVE Rome!
@scottsnyder1184
@scottsnyder1184 3 года назад
How is it anytime they ask Nadav to Google something it takes 9 years but when they ask him to pull up strap-ons, IMMEDIATE?!?!?
@ImProspects
@ImProspects 3 года назад
its not nadav :3
@alexgennille3406
@alexgennille3406 3 года назад
“Obsessed” “Fascinating” “Interesting” Words Bert uses excessively when trying to get a point across like it’s mind blowing news
@christopherchen5370
@christopherchen5370 3 года назад
"A 100%"
@brianchiles9871
@brianchiles9871 Год назад
Bert needs to create a traveling book. Give the city, best place to drink and give "Bert Travel Tips" I'll take royalties!
@justdrewit2498
@justdrewit2498 3 года назад
As an Alabamian, Bo Jackson is a living legend
@jdooobie
@jdooobie 3 года назад
Yay! Theres nothing like listening to bert talk about himself first thing on a monday morning!
@niteshade8546
@niteshade8546 3 года назад
He has to get someone to listen since so few people listen to him talk about himself on his own show.
@christopherboyd9438
@christopherboyd9438 3 года назад
The talk about the Miami Improv is the most interesting thing these guys have shared on this pod. Love it!
@RushISVarietyB
@RushISVarietyB 3 года назад
That 2 bears, 1 Sapp was GREAT! Sapp rolled with the heavy dude on dude material very well lol great show!
@cojac6SMG
@cojac6SMG 3 года назад
Woahhh we sponsored by Budweiser now?! Hell yeah. Hey Bert, this Buds for you....and this one....and also this one....
@mcr5645
@mcr5645 3 года назад
Holy shit YMH studio, get a *HUMIDIFIER* ... Every podcast, I have to turn down volume on the sinus snorts, slurps & throat noises... Dr Drew has brought it up for 101 episodes lmao
@ginglebret
@ginglebret 3 года назад
It doesn't help that Bert doesn't breathe through his nose, either.
@mcr5645
@mcr5645 3 года назад
@@ginglebret it's so jarring lol _Interesting conversation_ *SNIFFLE, SNORT-SNORTTT* Jesus... Every guest sounds like a coke-addict (see Whitney Cummings)
@DustinRodriguez1_0
@DustinRodriguez1_0 3 года назад
Feeling that rage is something everyone experiences. Good people do what you did. They don't lean into it. They don't let it take over. Bad people let it take over, and then try to distance themselves from the consequences. It is your responsibility as a human being living in a civilized society to not inflict your emotions on other people.
@kanst22
@kanst22 3 года назад
Whenever Bert straightens up in the seat before saying something, you know you're in for a gem.
@gfmfresco
@gfmfresco 3 года назад
Bruce "I'm obsessed" Krishner
@Cowardlydabbling
@Cowardlydabbling 3 года назад
My girlfriend has a lot of questions about what I’m searching on google when I’m watching this...
@4nnunaki
@4nnunaki 3 года назад
SAME HAHAHA
@shizbang
@shizbang 3 года назад
Your own fault for letting a girl check ur search history, simps xD
@user-wg6hm3wo9p
@user-wg6hm3wo9p 3 года назад
And you find it faster than NaTodd..
@freeforpaul
@freeforpaul 3 года назад
I love when comedians talk stories, BEST SHIT!
@fromfleshtosteel
@fromfleshtosteel 3 года назад
I got to meet Buck O’Neil a few times and he was the coolest guy. Obviously he’s a baseball legend, but he never really took on the “celebrity” that he probably deserved. An extremely humble and clever guy who was always so active in the community here in KC. He’s definitely missed.
@kaptinKuba
@kaptinKuba 3 года назад
5 seconds after upload boys thanks for something to watch on my way to work!
@brettallen7275
@brettallen7275 3 года назад
Goddamit I live for this shit lol. Makes my day so much more enjoyable.
@brianaguirre1234
@brianaguirre1234 3 года назад
Hands down best episode in a long time fellas! I'm showing this episode to all my family members
@hughjanus4594
@hughjanus4594 3 года назад
It's nice to finally hear Tim tell some stories today!
@im_Polyhedrons
@im_Polyhedrons 3 года назад
did Bud lite give these guys a sponsorship after they saw how many of those lemonades bort drank?
@justinbridgez
@justinbridgez 3 года назад
~click~click~ 100 percent
@chriszimmer49
@chriszimmer49 3 года назад
A bottle of wine on the last mile doesn’t sound that bad until you realize that Bruce probably runs like 10ish minute mile. So that literally 4 glasses of wine in 10 minutes lol.
@Jackdelroy1
@Jackdelroy1 3 года назад
Bert's laugh makes me so happy.
@kev9099
@kev9099 3 года назад
Every episode Bart is obsessed with something new. & I’m not mad it!!!
@migueltristanflores8267
@migueltristanflores8267 3 года назад
I’m really glad that Bruce is a lot less racist today. I hope he leaves the Ku Klux Klan soon.
@cdnpunk2270
@cdnpunk2270 3 года назад
I heard is really considering leaving KKK. A lot like his drinking tho.. He'll find words to justify staying.
@munkiking4511
@munkiking4511 3 года назад
Think they threw him out when he started to smell so bad!
@sandiasurfers3174
@sandiasurfers3174 3 года назад
overrated comment
@aikymkad
@aikymkad 3 года назад
Live show was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@mikescarchuk1122
@mikescarchuk1122 3 года назад
Easily my favorite one yet
@duddyjeperson6664
@duddyjeperson6664 3 года назад
Did snoop go fishing with them??
@TheodoreBotman
@TheodoreBotman 3 года назад
@@duddyjeperson6664 no
@ericwhatley5831
@ericwhatley5831 3 года назад
31:30 "A field hat for a field niqqa" 😂🤣😭 Great show,gO_Odsh💩t 2 Bears 1 Cave
@mjsudela
@mjsudela 3 года назад
Bert always gives you a 2 for 1 special with stories. It's hard to figure out at first but it's faster in the long run.
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