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Ep 318- Nate is Paranoid 

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
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00:00:20 -Welcome Nate
00:03:20 -Nate fought a Silly Guy
00:06:50 -Heath the Queef
00:08:00 -Open Mic Freaks
000:15:30 -St Matt save a nut
00:23:00 -COVID facts
00:25:40 -Grounding
00:29:50 -The Black House
00:36:40 -Sword Talk
00:40:00 -Bust in on busting
00:43:00 -Lando? More like HOMO
00:48:50 -Matt's spooky dream
00:50:30 -The White Woman Spectrum
00:53:00 -Revenge Mission
01:00:00 -Dog Tails
01:12:00 -Census info

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@JohnnyG911
@JohnnyG911 3 года назад
Matt just got home from the Navy
@rocknepoovey4381
@rocknepoovey4381 Год назад
Yethirr
@brodofraggins
@brodofraggins 3 года назад
"what do you have in your apartment that makes it 'black as shit'? other people's stuff?" had me in tears lmao
@saucenflow
@saucenflow 3 года назад
like my bike
@tbirds26hockey
@tbirds26hockey 2 года назад
What’s the time stamp on that
@ChronicDill17
@ChronicDill17 2 года назад
@@tbirds26hockey start at 30:05
@rtmpregame1945
@rtmpregame1945 Год назад
an absolutely all time great podcast moment
@ericbowles6606
@ericbowles6606 Год назад
I came to comment the same thing🤣. To hear that joke in conversation is like that's what she said ×1000000🤣🤣🤣
@wasnt_it
@wasnt_it 3 года назад
Matt looks like Simple Jack
@RandomTuber782
@RandomTuber782 3 года назад
I'm getting strong Gump energy from Shane.
@enviousaudio5751
@enviousaudio5751 3 года назад
BRUH THAT'S WHAT IT IS
@ericl3931
@ericl3931 2 года назад
Lmfao
@Manhandle730
@Manhandle730 7 месяцев назад
Tf is simple Jack?
@alexwomble6393
@alexwomble6393 7 месяцев назад
⁠@@Manhandle730 The great film “Tropic Thunder”
@Blak1Jak1
@Blak1Jak1 3 года назад
Lol Matt talking about “positively charged” electrons.
@jaspberg
@jaspberg 3 года назад
Matt must have watched Down to Earth
@bgoumas
@bgoumas 3 года назад
jorden p what a masterpiece
@jaspberg
@jaspberg 3 года назад
@@bgoumas sometimes you gotta take the shoes off and FEEL the earth
@Blak1Jak1
@Blak1Jak1 3 года назад
Wow y’all are out nerding me and I was referring to anti-matter
@bgoumas
@bgoumas 3 года назад
@@jaspberg not gonna lie, love that feeling
@_-_-_-_7777
@_-_-_-_7777 3 года назад
Is that Chad McCusker?
@jibba1681
@jibba1681 3 года назад
Damn dawg I feel a PA
@josephhornbeck8564
@josephhornbeck8564 3 года назад
Heath the queef’s methed out stuck under the trailer freezing story is like the origin story for a central PA Captain America.
@briani50
@briani50 Год назад
@@skiptoacceptancemdarlin pretty easy to understand dude lol
@joem.6940
@joem.6940 5 месяцев назад
3 Years and ppl still sleeping on this comment
@urmomgaynoob2746
@urmomgaynoob2746 2 месяца назад
Methcicle
@scottshoe842
@scottshoe842 3 года назад
Thank GAWD snl didn’t get (their) grubby hands on tha bol.
@hoodcat.
@hoodcat. 4 месяца назад
OPE
@shizbang
@shizbang 3 месяца назад
The greatest thing that never happened
@ccred95
@ccred95 2 года назад
30:15 - "What do you have in your apartment that makes it 'Black as Shit'?" "...Other peoples' stuff?" Hahahaha fucking Shane is lighting fast
@crummycarp6662
@crummycarp6662 11 месяцев назад
Pretty fast for a slow
@daviddanaher3537
@daviddanaher3537 11 месяцев назад
Listening to the old episodes. just literally lost it at this part. 😂
@JimmyJamesJimbo
@JimmyJamesJimbo 6 месяцев назад
My favorite way to watch the pod is listening while reading the dawgs comments. I’m telling you I get excited to the point where this dawgs lipstick teenis pokes out. The dawgs comment section is always lit. Blessed be the dawgs.
@theinc1776
@theinc1776 3 года назад
Matt looking more an more like a troop every ep
@mightywelsh2787
@mightywelsh2787 3 года назад
Lmao Matt discrediting covid then launching into an infomercial for grounding
@mightywelsh2787
@mightywelsh2787 2 года назад
@H K Matt is way funnier than Joe Rogan.
@gusgus1816
@gusgus1816 Год назад
Discrediting "tha vid" really? He was saying that they hike the numbers. Obvious as hell to anyone whos lost someone to disease or other shit then get marked for c-v-d as their cause of death. Are u a "c-v-d believer" pfffft fart
@scottt5181
@scottt5181 2 года назад
30:08 “Other peoples stuff?” 🤣🤣🤣
@kggregorie
@kggregorie 3 года назад
"He tried to suicide by Black"
@JC-lc5fo
@JC-lc5fo 3 года назад
i thought that was getting diabetes
@bossHogOG
@bossHogOG 3 года назад
And?
@isaacrayburn969
@isaacrayburn969 Год назад
@@JC-lc5fo yooooo chill dawg lmao
@kaitienissley261
@kaitienissley261 3 года назад
Dude I saw the bread guy do an open mic in Harrisburg like 10 years ago. He was word for word ripping off mitch hedberg
@bigjav240
@bigjav240 7 месяцев назад
When Shane’s dad says “why would you do that”. Matt’s laugh is so good
@judgeholden6761
@judgeholden6761 Год назад
Fun fact though - a lot of antique collectors of sabers keep dull versions - they only got a sharp edge put on or a "service sharpening" before use. A British military saber collector had a bunch of these, and had his house broken in to in England. It was a meth-addled lunatic with a wooden club who immediately tried to bash his brains in. He grabbed an antique 1796 light cavalry saber which was completely blunted from never have been service sharpening. He was an expert military saber fencer, and used it to easily block and defend all the maniac's club swings - making him pause. The guy fled when the dude started throwing feints at him.....but then broke BACK in and tried again to kill / rob him. Same thing happened again and he fled. THE THIRD TIME, he broke back in, the dude finally delivered a swing to the side of his head - busting his head open and making him sit down and wait for law enforcement......they showed up and immediately arrested the sword salesman and seized all his swords. Because they were "curved' under British law - they asserted they fell under the definition of "samurai swords" (i.e. katanas) and arrested him for assault with a deadly weapon. It took him months to beat the charges, and many months later he still couldn't collect his property. A great example of British weapon laws at work. This is often quoted by a lot of youtube HISTORIANS and sword collectors, not 2nd amendment guys and such.
@travisarmstrong3229
@travisarmstrong3229 3 года назад
11:01 Obama 30:10 nates apartment
@b0bbyz
@b0bbyz 3 года назад
Have this guy on more. Great show, so funny. 👏🏻
@zg9445
@zg9445 11 месяцев назад
Nate gon give it to ya
@jonnybravo4322
@jonnybravo4322 Год назад
damn shane was quick on this one with the racism jokes😂
@TBrady
@TBrady 3 года назад
30:09 is what your here for.
@Eli_B3000
@Eli_B3000 Год назад
47:55 also
@tipShoots
@tipShoots Месяц назад
‘like who?!’ - shane ….. ‘Jesus !!’ - shane and matt 😭🤣🤣
@EastboundAndDowns
@EastboundAndDowns 3 года назад
I, so badly, want to be friends with Shane and his crew.
@robert0synfern0
@robert0synfern0 2 года назад
Same
@charlest5604
@charlest5604 2 года назад
All of us do. It would be awesome to eat some tendies and get blacked out with him
@Goofmaxxin
@Goofmaxxin Год назад
Don’t trip your a dawg
@thatsjohnnyt6480
@thatsjohnnyt6480 Год назад
We’re all bros and dawgs here dude.
@WhatTheSpruce
@WhatTheSpruce Год назад
Comments like this make me want to drop all podcasts from my feed and read a book.
@earlyandoften
@earlyandoften 3 года назад
“Why would you do that?” is legitimately the funniest thing I’ve heard in months
@qwerty722
@qwerty722 3 года назад
48:00 if there's any dawgz so important they aren't watching the whole great thing (more likely rewatching) 😜
@abdulg4762
@abdulg4762 2 года назад
@@qwerty722 rewatchin cause I missed this gem, thanks dawg
@mynamesjeff347
@mynamesjeff347 2 года назад
Belly hurtin laugh
@893loses
@893loses 3 года назад
that "other people's shit" joke really got me good
@Blaketbailey
@Blaketbailey Год назад
Had to pause I was laughing so hard
@ericbowles6606
@ericbowles6606 Год назад
Just go to 30:00 and listen to the greatest minute on RU-vid 🤣🤣🤣 I literally laughed for days. To hear one of my favorite jokes in a casual conversation had me dying
@gregoryorr11
@gregoryorr11 3 года назад
Yo Matt is doing big things with his men's cast . He looks like he's on point and look jacked , pause.... No homo
@cemetrygatecrasher
@cemetrygatecrasher 3 года назад
Cant believe how fast this has become a thing to look forward to every week. Always funny. Always.
@b0bbyz
@b0bbyz 3 года назад
Eduard charlemont “the moorish chief” is the painting they’re talking about.
@MasonSStarkey
@MasonSStarkey 3 года назад
Thank you! I couldnt find it til now
@andrewlaco1776
@andrewlaco1776 3 года назад
Thank you, searching now brother.
@lazylion420
@lazylion420 3 года назад
aw. Matt got his ears lowered.
@A-Kings-Cut
@A-Kings-Cut Год назад
Other people stuff lol
@KingDomsKingdom85
@KingDomsKingdom85 3 года назад
Just downloaded this for the drive in a minute, so if you see a dark grey car swerving into the central reservation on the M6 northbound then just know it's me laughing my tits off.
@robbyrobot3303
@robbyrobot3303 3 года назад
Matt starting to look like Reed Richards. I like the touch of gray on the sides
@TechVikingHunter
@TechVikingHunter 2 года назад
Been listening to yalls podcast since I found shane and I'm so happy that I did. That little bit at the end about divorce was nice. I'm going through one right now and knowing the comics that I look up to were where I'm at helps
@Wiggles_vs._snuggles
@Wiggles_vs._snuggles 2 года назад
That sounds rough brother. Keep reaching out and be true to yourself. Take some time to treat yourself and start loving yourself.
@TechVikingHunter
@TechVikingHunter 2 года назад
@@Wiggles_vs._snuggles hey, thanks buddy. Will do.
@Wiggles_vs._snuggles
@Wiggles_vs._snuggles 2 года назад
@@TechVikingHunter anytime brother. It took me so long to get over my ex but I am absolutely stronger for it. I really believe there are enough fish in the sea for everyone, it just takes a long time to try them all
@TechVikingHunter
@TechVikingHunter 2 года назад
@@Wiggles_vs._snuggles thanks for the wise words. You keep doing you. The fact you stopped to say something speaks volumes to your character. Have an awesome day dude!
@raramcgee4982
@raramcgee4982 2 года назад
Got divorced 5 years ago. Moved closer to my family, and a sick new job in a field... and got a steady girl now for 2 years. It gets better bud.
@josephbissett3386
@josephbissett3386 3 года назад
This podcast is better than church.
@robbyrobot3303
@robbyrobot3303 3 года назад
Easy there, kiddo. Say a rosary and get yourself to the confessional.
@gavinmasterson7843
@gavinmasterson7843 3 года назад
True, you can do both bro. No excuses
@MattH-wg7ou
@MattH-wg7ou Год назад
29:20 Matt talking about "grounding" the body sounded like some classic Shaman mumbo jumbo, but the NIH National Library of Medicine has several studies and meta analyses of other studies that point to potentially some actual benefits. Interesting. I do always feel good after/during going to the beach or being barefoot outside, etc but theres a lot of potential confounding variables there lol.
@ETHANR26
@ETHANR26 8 месяцев назад
most underrated comment
@RepairRenovateRenew
@RepairRenovateRenew 3 года назад
Matt's talk about grounding - he's talking about Ions not electrons. Barefoot life like I'm a caveman.
@treehobo7585
@treehobo7585 9 месяцев назад
It took me half an oz of shrooms and 6 months to realize that the treasure map is supposed to look 3d.
@Sethclement96
@Sethclement96 Месяц назад
hahahah no i don’t think it is bro 😂
@evanmanochio
@evanmanochio 3 года назад
44:30 Billy D Williams was the mayor in the first batman movie
@TheworldengineBeeps
@TheworldengineBeeps 3 года назад
Matt and Shane on fire rn
@Smchalerhp
@Smchalerhp 6 месяцев назад
“I’m worth $999,200… oh wait I forgot about the dog, call it a million” 😂😂😂
@hobobum1216
@hobobum1216 3 года назад
this cast reminds me of the old days good shit
@Boabywankenobi
@Boabywankenobi 2 года назад
30:18 - that is about as good a put down as I've heard on YT. This comes close to Colin Quinn on O&A's quip to Jim Norton who was giving an update on what he had coming up. Norton: "I'm going to be shooting something in Boston at the end of the month", Quinn: "....yourself, I hope"!
@charlest5604
@charlest5604 2 года назад
Colin's back alley Tunisian knife fighter line to Anthony was also a killer
@maxpetee1690
@maxpetee1690 Месяц назад
@@charlest5604it’s like you were breathing in the air on a balcony in a South American dictatorship
@meema844
@meema844 2 года назад
"Why would you do that?"😂
@JimmyJamesJimbo
@JimmyJamesJimbo 6 месяцев назад
Matt’s so dope lol like the chillest funniest dawg ever with the exact type of bro science I enjoy. Shane is the negative charge to Matt’s positive. When I watch these 2 elections interact I feel grounded
@Mouth17
@Mouth17 16 дней назад
Hey! Billy Dee played Harvey Dent too! Show respect
@thefrankiepalmeri
@thefrankiepalmeri 3 года назад
Funniest bit was when they talked about southern Italy. I was cackling.
@NZand
@NZand 3 года назад
Awesome to see one of my favorite all time musicians is a member of shat nation.
@Bhans920
@Bhans920 3 года назад
Wyd girl
@Tyler-gx7lz
@Tyler-gx7lz 3 года назад
I need a drop in a song of Phil saying “Why would you do that?” on the next album please
@bobbyludlam2475
@bobbyludlam2475 3 года назад
Thanks Matt and Shane and Nate
@freespeechisdead1565
@freespeechisdead1565 2 года назад
Shane looks like he is always picked to be back seat of the tandem bike.
@Blaketbailey
@Blaketbailey Год назад
I mean would you rather have a teenis on your back or be teenising a back??
@JimmyJamesJimbo
@JimmyJamesJimbo 6 месяцев назад
Lmao just pictured it 😂
@workinghands1344
@workinghands1344 3 года назад
Looks like Matt hit up super cuts this week, with that fresh dew
@mtgoxwall
@mtgoxwall 3 года назад
Grounding or Earthing is no joke! My bed is grounded ; ) Look up the grounding doco, this is very legit lads.
@johnanthandoe1144
@johnanthandoe1144 2 года назад
Ol’ attack em while he’s not looking Nate
@SatelliteSoundLab
@SatelliteSoundLab 10 месяцев назад
Hey, ex pipe fitter here, just wanted to add that being 'really cold and on speed' is actually pretty lit
@JimmyJamesJimbo
@JimmyJamesJimbo 6 месяцев назад
Lol
@thedondaithi1304
@thedondaithi1304 4 месяца назад
How much pipe ya fit? 👀
@HenniganVideos
@HenniganVideos 3 года назад
On grounding, you could also just touch a doorknob
@gusgus1816
@gusgus1816 Год назад
No
@Sethclement96
@Sethclement96 Месяц назад
yeah no lol
@jamesobrien3978
@jamesobrien3978 3 года назад
My boys looking JAAAACKED
@Bigmonto
@Bigmonto 2 года назад
Nate is a black nerd with an old black mans mentality and it’s hilarious
@JustAnotherHandl3
@JustAnotherHandl3 7 месяцев назад
Calling Nate the “dog girl simp” had me rolling for no reason 😂😂
@blwnodaiy
@blwnodaiy 2 месяца назад
47:52 Shane’s fart wakes up Phil
@elias4493
@elias4493 Год назад
this is one of my favorite episodes
@coolerman_13
@coolerman_13 3 года назад
Shaman lookin SLICK with a new haircut
@balladofthebroken7569
@balladofthebroken7569 7 месяцев назад
“He was rocking like a Soft 6” why is Matt so funny hahahah
@v3listube
@v3listube Год назад
Matt explaining that the body has "positive electrons" lmfao
@empirenow6068
@empirenow6068 3 года назад
That haircut looks jacked.
@maikeru01
@maikeru01 3 года назад
10:57 Nate says "I'm not giving you an inch, bro." That was remarkably quick lol. I had to point it out because I don't think Matt and Shane even noticed it.
@franktothemax
@franktothemax 2 месяца назад
Matt needs to go back to “the only thing that makes sense anymore is powerlifting and Jesus”
@BigRake516
@BigRake516 Год назад
34:12 paused the podcast the check if my family owns a Thomas Kinkade painting. Can confirm I am white
@themongorians
@themongorians 3 года назад
I have Nate levels of anxiety and I understand this man
@NodeEntry
@NodeEntry 3 года назад
As a EE, Matt's AC mains grounding explanation sounds like the rambling of a schizophrenic. Same quality nonsense as that shungite stuff.
@Tuber0722
@Tuber0722 9 месяцев назад
I love hearing about Shane’s car sales stories 😂
@laurafromga5875
@laurafromga5875 3 года назад
Matt's looking good with that hair cut.
@concon4050
@concon4050 Год назад
Somehow I missed this episode what a rippa hell yeah
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 Год назад
Nate rocks because he seems fully nuts.
@how775
@how775 10 месяцев назад
Psych ward swaggin
@AJ-das
@AJ-das Год назад
Nate has the same laugh as Steve-O
@user-lx9wm2ie7c
@user-lx9wm2ie7c 10 месяцев назад
Not as annoying tho
@atomicswoosh
@atomicswoosh 3 года назад
Love the podcast... But can I please explain grounding? Because that scientology talk from Matt hurt
@rollinwifdabigboys13
@rollinwifdabigboys13 2 года назад
To add onto the greatness of America that Shane was speaking off, there are 40 times as many millionaires as there are homeless people in the US
@ETHANR26
@ETHANR26 8 месяцев назад
51 mil homeless 25 mil millionaires. tf are you talking about
@tibbiesbelanger4034
@tibbiesbelanger4034 2 года назад
4:06 I realize this is not Lamaire.
@austenalbertson1173
@austenalbertson1173 3 года назад
Barefooting!!!! Omg dude! That made me laugh so fucking hard dude! Holy shit!
@johnsniff
@johnsniff 3 года назад
The best ep in a long time
@MrJustComp
@MrJustComp 3 года назад
Positively charged electrons!? Hahaha
@givezerofx
@givezerofx 3 года назад
Jackie Chan called he wants to talk to Shane
@Spoodlewok
@Spoodlewok 3 года назад
Where is the clip of the paul mooney roast?
@richardskeets6769
@richardskeets6769 Год назад
More Nate
@hughjainis8302
@hughjainis8302 2 года назад
Black guy on the podcast -- classic "I'm not racist" move. Love it!
@billwilson9602
@billwilson9602 2 года назад
kinda weird reaction to a white guy and a black guy being friends but okay
@nathanholland7754
@nathanholland7754 Год назад
Lmaoooo I must be a racist black dude cause I definitely thought this was lemaire
@malachinelson3913
@malachinelson3913 5 месяцев назад
Was Matt a marine?
@MrJol420
@MrJol420 3 года назад
Shane. Please make a fucking history podcast
@MrJol420
@MrJol420 3 года назад
Although the history talk is always the best when its off the cuff like. WHAT ARE YOUUU. Bro I was dyin
@jjnolan7930
@jjnolan7930 Год назад
Whatever you do , take what ever Matt says with a grain of rice
@danflynnandladybird9752
@danflynnandladybird9752 19 дней назад
The whale artist's last name is Wayland
@lunchbag_larry
@lunchbag_larry 3 года назад
this was a banger
@babloescobango5143
@babloescobango5143 2 года назад
Wait so that's not Lemaire?
@allenheinaman908
@allenheinaman908 3 года назад
Is Heath the Queef the dude that used to always laugh like Butthead after each joke?
@m.santillan7328
@m.santillan7328 3 года назад
Ha!! The air mattress talk got me.
@pwfortner
@pwfortner 3 года назад
McKusker solid in this ep
@Bhans920
@Bhans920 3 года назад
He’s still gay
@lithium
@lithium 3 года назад
Have a look for Don Barris' Ding Dong show if you want to see the cavalcade of batshit open micers idea, he's been doing it for over a decade
@osurulez35
@osurulez35 Год назад
Listening to Matt talk science is the best. “Positive electrons”… you mean protons bro?
@sandworm9528
@sandworm9528 Год назад
Positrons baby
@terrybird993
@terrybird993 2 года назад
electrons arent positive.....
@KapteinFruit
@KapteinFruit Год назад
The bully and Playstation thing made me think of, how many sick parents exist that tell their kids to go bully and steal like a PSP or Steamdeck or what ever the kids are using today? Unfortunately, I think parents like that exist. Also I get mad as fuck some times when people mess around too much, but there is a difference between jokes and being disrespectful for laughs. Then when you, as in what I do, I blow up and they get scared saying, "ahhh it was only a joke, man..." No it wasnt.
@KapteinFruit
@KapteinFruit Год назад
I know Im like two years late for this but hey here I am
@argenizt123
@argenizt123 9 месяцев назад
"head defined in trackpants" brother XD
@matguerra333
@matguerra333 4 месяца назад
That WAS THE 3RD STRIKE!
@wood_whippin811
@wood_whippin811 3 года назад
Where my dogs at 🐕
@soundtracktothefuture226
@soundtracktothefuture226 3 года назад
For the hook
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