Ep 321 Shrek 1

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00:00:05 -Lone Star Matt
00:02:15 -Live at Helium on Election Night
00:04:05 -Sorry, I'm from Jersey
00:08:40 -RETRACTED
00:10:00 -Settle it in the ring
00:15:00 -Free Young Buck
00:23:30 -Big Sista's watching
00:32:30 -If the Paytch fails we fuck
00:37:30 -Stuck on a bus
00:40:00 -The Cum n Run
00:44:40 -Step into the mind
00:48:30 -Shrek 1
00:52:00 -Sleepy Joe got ROCKED
00:56:50 -Kanye on Rogiez
00:59:00 -Trad Cath values
01:12:00 -Gases most foul
01:19:40 -Shia is Shrek 1
01:28:00 -Stop giving Hitler guff
01:31:00 -DATES

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30 сен 2024

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@mozeeyyy 4 месяца назад

who else here has to crap in 2024

@mewgilly 3 месяца назад

First comment to come up as I’m on the shitter

@LuisCastro-yp3np 3 месяца назад

Constantly

@ThiccRick-st2te 3 месяца назад

Howdy

@rafaelbattle6896 3 месяца назад

B dubs blazing wings dump

@callumcover152 2 месяца назад

2027🙏

@harleydeclue2456 9 месяцев назад

This is the only podcast that I can listen to old episodes of.

@ltbj 8 месяцев назад

That’s the power of Shrek 1

@sfewgewssdgdsgh 8 месяцев назад

tim dillon? jre? church of whats happening?

@TheZachCline 7 месяцев назад

As someone currently watching an old episode, I feel you so hard! This pod is Shrek 1 as fuck

@guts2704 7 месяцев назад

The church…

@OnyaPhotographics 7 месяцев назад

Two words.. The Wedge

@jumperhighpd 2 года назад

The gamer chair era was Shrek 1

@fat69 Год назад

Can you explain what this Shrek 1 reference is all about?

@ryanmclaughlin512 Год назад

I think it's about good times or nostalgia. Shrek was solid and it seems like a movie that played at school. So mabe it's like I was there type of thing

@dimitrijekrstic7567 Год назад

@@ryanmclaughlin512 it's actually from shanes nephew iirc. He used to love watching shrek 1. Shane asked him which part was his favorite and he answered shrek 1, and any time someone would ask "what are you watching?" he would answer "shrek 1" with great disgust. Cause it should be obvious he thinks. Shrek 1 is the best

@christiansky942 Год назад

@@dimitrijekrstic7567right, did they even listen to the paytch

@Th3Albin0Pengu1n 3 месяца назад

9⁰⁹@@dimitrijekrstic7567

@TheRealMrMustache 2 года назад

“I know what they’re doing. It’s called not knowing what you’re talking about. I’m the king of it, I do it all the time.” -Matt’s greatest quote

@randomdude189 Год назад

He’s had better. It’s his most accurate but he’s had better.

@karachikungfu7371 Год назад

Can I get a TS on that. A time stamp.

@TheRealMrMustache Год назад

@@karachikungfu7371 1:11:05

@MrPooopyButthole Год назад

😂

@jaimekeirl6623 Год назад

@@MrPooopyButthole bn. Bnjj

@DG-bi2yj 3 года назад

Taking a break from the middle of Dillon and Jones on the JRE to watch a superior cast how good is our God

@j0sh707 3 года назад

Me too! Thanks mssp

@chrishaslamisgod 3 года назад

Same

@andrewlaco1776 3 года назад

Wait, how do I know that's true? Jaime, look that up.

@skateskeleton 3 года назад

dawgs always find their way back home

@PepsiGuidesRS 3 года назад

@@chrishaslamisgod , ,

@RebalSeekers Год назад

“Just 2 boyz from Texas” aged like fine wine. See you soon fellas

@Toddis 5 месяцев назад

I was thinking the same They made the right choice 🤘

@RaferAlston27lol 5 месяцев назад

Nobody gives af about your car-centric cultureless suburban sprawl ass city

@RonBurgundy412 3 месяца назад

Shrek 1 is an all timer, perfect old episode for the dawgs to come back and watch

@ezraa7777 Месяц назад

Ongawd

@thegoofystoic Месяц назад

Blessed be the Dawgs

@CollinSalvatore 3 дня назад

Truly a feast for the dawgz

@margaritaandthemasters Год назад

"In Mayweather's defense, he is a counterpuncher..." oh Matt never change

@HasanPikerIsADouche 10 месяцев назад

Apparently his ex died during the lockdowns, the same one he had to pay... looks like he gave her the fatality and got away with it

@brucewayne4814 Месяц назад

Never

@lchav420 3 года назад

Shane looks like the human form of shrek

@BigShaneGillis 3 года назад

He’s got layers, Donkey

@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva 3 года назад

Human form is Shrek 2. Shane is Shrek 1

@squidincsquid 3 года назад

What does Lemaire look like?

@andrewwrobel6373 3 года назад

@@squidincsquid like black Shrek 1

@fadedflow6451 Год назад

Don’t be dissing shrek, he ain’t that far yet.

@fromhereon014 3 года назад

Shane to Lemaire: Yeah? You think Chingy is more talented than Walt Disney? This show rules.

@fromhereon014 3 года назад

@Bid Ness he couldn't respond. Too badly bodied by the young bol

@Dom-mw8gk 3 года назад

Chingy did make dem jeans so it's a toss up in my book

@Hardcastle83 3 года назад

Walt Disney is a weird choice, he doesn't strike me as particularly undeniably genius, but yeah fuck anyone who says Kanye is a genius, he's quite literally r-worded. His IQ would be below 100 guaranteed.

@Hardcastle83 3 года назад

@Iain Sinfield r-worded is hilarious to say and obviously it should always be used as an insult. You sound like you have an r-worded brother you care about, which is gay.

@arthurmcdonald7373 3 года назад

@@Hardcastle83 That response was flawless. I've never much cared for Tonys as a general rule, but you sir are just the tops.

@noelivester7340 3 года назад

In times of darkness.. we turn to the dawgz.

@k_pat3383 2 года назад

"wet suits is the enemy of all fats" 🤣

@tylerclaird 2 года назад

can we all agree that matt is flexing his biceps at all times during the cast, regardless if its true or not.

@user--710 Год назад

Matt's biceps are 75% of his shoulder width. Shaman proportions

@dimitrijekrstic7567 Год назад

@@user--710 shoulder width doesn't mean what you think it means

@theglover10 Год назад

shamans carry the weight in their shoulders. it bulks up from carrying everyone around you.

@RevMcworld 3 года назад

3:39 “Yo comment below if you’re sick of Lemaire derailing every single show.. comment”

@keanuobrien2082 3 года назад

Seriously dude, this hack is destroying the pod worse than christine on the bonfire

@verynice210 3 года назад

It's becoming funny now that they are mocking him about it though

@puddintaine4556 3 года назад

First time I heard his name, I thought they were talking about a French donkey that does burlesque or some shit.

@MattssonTheMan 3 года назад

Derailing so hard, makes me so angry.

@dingosiccunt2297 3 года назад

I'm just concerned he's accidentally going to shoot himself or one of the boys if he's hanging around with NFAC

@robbyrobot3303 3 года назад

That's nice matt would tackle Shane if he caught him sinning like that

@RepairRenovateRenew 3 года назад

Leanham dunkems lmfao great

@ryanlong4021 Год назад

Listening in 2023, Matt being hype on Kanye is awesome. Kanye's story arc is wild.

@randomdude189 Год назад

“Listening in 2022; being hype on hitler is awesome, his story arc was wild!” - Kanye 😂

@lomuus Год назад

@@randomdude189 They werent that far fetched from the walt disney analogy at 58:00 😂

@saucemunky 10 месяцев назад

Kanye was legendary before Kim. Right now he’s recovering from a lot of bad life/ business mistakes/ decisions. It’s never too late to fix yourself up tho.

@C3Rl3 10 месяцев назад

@@saucemunky wtf

@saucemunky 10 месяцев назад

@@C3Rl3 what? Are you afraid of Kanye or something. Rich people made poor life choices too.

@mitchbrown1990 Год назад

This might be weird as shit, but this helps me through a lot. Thank y’all for the continuous laughter

@jamieerickson7185 Год назад

Pretty gay bro

@dimitrijekrstic7567 Год назад

@@jamieerickson7185 but also relatable

@YNGWxRLD Год назад

@@jamieerickson7185 @mitchbrown1990 I gave you both a thumbs up because this helps me through a lot too and im also gay

@harrisonlamb3933 Год назад

Same bro. Dawgs stick together

@randomdude189 Год назад

You’re very normal bro it’s okay

@some-replies Год назад

I didnt know people like matt made it that long. Figured they all drowned after high school

@rachel_Cochran 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@charliec2966 9 месяцев назад

MATT WAS LIFEGUARD OF THE YEAR 3X

@charliec2966 9 месяцев назад

MATT'S FIRST TWO MAIN TOES ON HIS FEET ARE WEBBED TOGETHER. SICK GENETICS.

@iCookCrystalMeth 8 месяцев назад

he has kids dude isn’t that fucked up

@timvapid 3 года назад

Early dawgs assemble

@sethnoblet5163 Год назад

Matt and Shane moving to Texas is shrek 2 I will not elaborate

@blaketurner7989 11 месяцев назад

Soundin' awfully yella' there partner

@Tapepusher 9 месяцев назад

Yeah it’s shrek 2, brown coach was shrek 1.

@albertoacosta6788 7 месяцев назад

Gamer chair pirate map usa flag was SHREK 1

@user-hw4ud6vz9q 6 месяцев назад

this comment is fan made shrek porn

@augustkraus1389 5 месяцев назад

@@albertoacosta6788these guys just learned about pirates

@mrjed Год назад

2 years later and I'm stoked about LeMaire derailing anything; he's a good lad

@krikeydial3430 Год назад

2 years later no one has magic salt crystals.

@SimpleSock Год назад

American flag backdrop is by far the best era of the show, they're a little too lethargic on the couch.

@myhousehaswheels 3 года назад

Matt is actually just Mac from its always sunny

@TheWeastBeast 2 года назад

Matt for sure does ocular pat downs

@Ben_Dover15 Год назад

1:14:50 hahah I think he means evolution but there's literally dinosaur bones and shit

@td4341 Год назад

Nah baby Billy is for sure mac

@blowfishfootman 7 месяцев назад

lol thats billy

@dylanmacdonald5243 6 месяцев назад

More like Billy mcbuster the real hip thruster

@hunter_hult 3 года назад

This podcast is Shrek 1...

@bigleaguejew3101 2 года назад

The amount of lying and fabrication Matt does is so funny

@stantonh1452 2 года назад

Shut up ya big league Jew

@cbh148 Год назад

Just curious, which things did he lie about? I’m new to these pods but he’s seemed pretty consistent with his stories from what I’ve heard so far.

@DonkeyHotay794 11 месяцев назад

He's just a bro. There are two sayings: "I might be wrong, but I'm not lying." And "I might be lying, but I'm not wrong." Much love Matt, and awesome spesh.

@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH 3 года назад

man Matt is a God damn soothing soul, feel like Matt is one of my cousins the way he looks acts and gelks

@thernius4284 3 года назад

Matt is everyone's cousin. Peak familyman

@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH 3 года назад

@@thernius4284 " tru.. Tru,. I was just reading about how....... - Matt McCusky , #1 , DAWG pack Alpha , the Philadelphia Python 🐍 "yooo Chill chill" - PACK BETA- M. Gillis, the Mechanicsburg MAMBA ,. Formerly known as The man missing one or more chromosomes,. The MIMSY of comedy

@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH 2 года назад

@H K gelking is an age old technique of penis stretching look into it

@Radamsoo 2 года назад

@@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH TIL

@Antiluls Год назад

@@VaughnRondo its about growing in size and spirit

@lylechipperson3407 3 года назад

lemaire is cool but he should know that blacks have had equal rights for quite a long time.. i think he means equal treatment?

@californiarollwithramensea8220 8 месяцев назад

How poetic that this episode happens to be the Shrek 1 of MSSP.

@BadGoyz4Life 3 года назад

Who else tuggin their horse tail basking in this excellence

@puddintaine4556 3 года назад

You're actually p'anchin' your asshole hair? These Matt fans...

@enterpassword3313 Год назад

Ummmmm......

@curtisarnold9245 Год назад

Matt and Shane look like the kid from second hand lions, but a different points in life.

@DT61636 Год назад

Thats actually a great observation dude.

@ryanmclaughlin512 Год назад

Word

@papasazombie5971 Год назад

Holy smokes your absolutely right.

@nickmurray2267 Год назад

Lol nice one dude

@lobo80085 8 месяцев назад

I can't unsee this

@Fourteener 3 года назад

48:11 - Shrek 1 story

@Jake-sv8vw Год назад

I almost spit my beer out when he was talking about mayweather throwing combos

@chrismathewsjr 3 года назад

absolutely had to pause and take a lap laughing too hard at matt saying he'd have to take shane down while he was beatin off

@ivanlopez3398 6 месяцев назад

I pay for the Patreon so you don’t have to, letting u know I still use RU-vid lol

@jonnycounts1824 6 месяцев назад

Shane is Dear leader

@TeeViz Год назад

3:52 1:22:53

@zakkoehler12 3 года назад

Don’t worry Shane, I caught that Bon Jovi reference. Totally Shrek 1.

@reverendfink779 Год назад

"there's nothin he can't not do" CAN HE DRAW A MOUSE

@shawnbradford2243 Год назад

Both Kanye and Disney did blame the Jews for everything

@randomdude189 Год назад

Lol I remember dying at work listening to the Kanye Rogan. It’s insane that he even makes it outside.

@3bschannelb 3 года назад

Got too excited with the G-Unit talk. These are my boys now

@terrybird993 2 года назад

50 cent and Game are great, the rest of G-unit is garbage...

@norgepalm7315 2 года назад

@@terrybird993 the game sucks

@cbh148 Год назад

“Wouldn’t Get Far” is incredible.

@greenpilltheory6649 3 года назад

Lemaire, step into my office please. Why? Because you're fuckin' fired.

@aydendunaway4740 Год назад

Texas boy’s manifesto

@jasonhamilton6098 5 месяцев назад

I’m a new comer to this show. Been a fan of Shane for awhile, but caught both these guys on Rogan, been a fan of the pod since. I’ve been converted to 100% dawg

@alexanderkvitrovn9828 3 года назад

"Adderall teenis"💀

@Truffle_Pup 9 месяцев назад

27:54 - The greatest cross examination in all of history.

@WolfJLoophole 3 года назад

Trump is great tho

@dallesrichards9936 3 года назад

16:22 came at Andrew Schultz

@Meekmillan 2 года назад

Off top, if you drive in the left lane and don’t move, you should be ran off the road by a squatted square body. Jersey does one thing right at least.

@WHDRWN 3 года назад

G Unit does rule

@harrisonwaddell9096 11 месяцев назад

They prophesied their Texan future.

@Matt-pc5cd 3 года назад

The group Lemaire mentioned is the group that was marching around stone mountain armed talking smack to white drivers, which would have been funny if he said that instead of making it sound like an off-brand NAACP.

@magicman9552 8 месяцев назад

I feel like saying 'All Disney did was draw a mouse' is a crazy take. Making animation back then was like doing real magic, and then to build a media empire on that that defines the animation standard across the world long after you died, vs. what? Making good beats?

@auralplex 4 месяца назад

Vs self proclaiming to be a genius and having the lower 5% of the IQ range uphold the notion.

@DrewRicoYT 3 года назад

Keep Lemaire stoned and quiet.

@chilliLRK Год назад

Yeah I don’t like when he talks

@AB-ee5tb Год назад

@@chilliLRK it’s cool when he talks. There’s a reason the dawgz like him

@williamgreen7351 3 года назад

This cast? Shrek 1

@loganmarcus6516 Год назад

The way these guys have debated Ye over the years has brought me much joy

@treybrown3798 3 года назад

Shoutout Riggins shoutout ZEUS

@squidincsquid 3 года назад

Shout out tabalts hole

@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH 3 года назад

shoutouts to Jax and tibbalt, hell shoutouts to sport gomez and big shout out to whatever invertebrate or reptile that Amico keeps in a terrarium as a pet and you know just in case food Runs Out as supper

@auroraborealis13579 3 года назад

“Halt, sugar” 🕺🏽... 😂😂😂

@Cotyhale Год назад

You guys get me through the work day thanks

@mikew3194 6 месяцев назад

I'm not a lawyer but Shane's touring should be tax exempt on religious grounds.

@applewagon253 6 месяцев назад

HAH when he said people from NJ are up their own ass about where they live. Spot on.

@dloops5543 Год назад

Matt and Kanye do think a lot alike. That’s true even to right now, November 2022.

@Spoodlewok 3 года назад

Hey what's up friends. Great video guys!

@plasmapanasonic4741 Год назад

Hey brah

@zackflora6165 3 года назад

I would watch "Comedians in a car getting antiques"

@Bambam- Год назад

Banger of a pod, blessed be the dawgz diving into past scriptures 🙏

@ZeranZeran 11 месяцев назад

Bro I still want to know what he meant by Shrek 2 It seems like a nonsense joke.. but Shane seems to passionatley appreciate the distinctions between Shrek 1 and Shrek 2 (I'm not autistic at all)

@genie3531 11 месяцев назад

@@ZeranZeranhe mentions the meaning later in this pod

@connorcronin951 3 года назад

Matt and Shane's Secret Onlyfans

@deficharliegosseTK 3 года назад

South Texas has bad ass beaches Boca Chica ask ole musky!!!!

@papasazombie5971 Год назад

Whenever i listen to mssp i feel like one of the BROS. Love the pod. Only one i can listen to all the time

@victoriah5397 3 года назад

jersey dawg here. i can confirm everything that was said

@andrewhapple3422 3 года назад

Jersey dawg seconding the confirmation

@victoriah5397 3 года назад

@@andrewhapple3422 ay yo dawg what part of jersey you from?

@dirkfvnk 3 года назад

left lane is the autobahn lane

@andrewhapple3422 3 года назад

@@victoriah5397 north Jersey City area

@victoriah5397 3 года назад

@@andrewhapple3422 i’m in middlesex county, 15 mins from new brunswick

@HeronMarkHero 2 года назад

God, Country, Matt

@TheTokyoPartners Год назад

15:00 😂 G-Unit

@jesserico6385 Год назад

Shane looks like Peyton manning got stung by a bee

@mykolokolo 3 года назад

didn’t watch the pod for an hour of lemaire talking can you just mute his mic please

@joshuagraham814 3 года назад

Nah, then his face would end up on a shirt that says" I can't intercede," and you see what happens when the my-mans get worked up over things they don't understand.

@noahsmith9025 10 месяцев назад

HE CANT TURN IT OFF DUDE!!!

@DrBrule-ht2ms 2 года назад

As someone born and raised in California I can confirm it is a hellscape

@wisterV 3 года назад

LeMaire is in the N-Pac party ✊🏿 Conservative blacks for progress 🎅🏿

@Wesley-mk7fw 3 года назад

Lemaire and Noah, come on guys...You have some of the best in your presence and you guys provide zero riffs. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO SOME RESEARCH INTO CURRENT NEWS SO YOU CAN RESPOND

@jason87310 3 года назад

Is Noah the same guy who freaked out when fans started making fun of him for being a shitty rapper?

@frankrizzo2949 3 года назад

Cool goatee bro..words never said unless you were on the 93' Phillies

@whitegoodman833 3 года назад

I'm so fucking happy I found these guys lmao

@booognish 3 года назад

Dawgz*

@VhectorDesignStudio 2 года назад

Dude, Shane's preditions on the Woke Crap going for a long time, and Biden plunging this country into an Energy Crisis was spot on! Holy crap!

@booates 2 года назад

was kinda obvious, anyone who thought "normalcy" would return was coping beyond belief

@mccrispy008 3 года назад

Kanye and dunkems are the true geniuses of our generation

@deezlesteezle Год назад

As far as I'm concerned, it's dunk thems.

@hodun8 5 месяцев назад

How good is our God?

@poweramulets1725 3 года назад

"i think it was a bukowski book" 1:16:00 turns out to be Cannery Row's intro by Steinbeck

@bwasgt 3 года назад

Great book

@napsam71 9 месяцев назад

What does Shrek 1 and Shrek 2 mean? I know Shane can't keep a secret. I found out about this podcast🤷🏻‍♂️

@elaishh3533 2 дня назад

Hahahahhaa they talk about how Biden won the nominations- now kabama has been anointed 😂 2024

@troygrendell5511 5 месяцев назад

Walt disney had a massive vision of the future a d what the world could be and then implemented it. He actually did something about the world. Kanye west has not contributed to the world like walt did. A few songs doesn't come close to the way walt changed the whole world!