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Ep. 69 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss FaceTime etiquette, Spanish history, Derek DelGaudio's "In & Of Itself," "ZeroZeroZero," "The Apology Line" podcast, the world's best pizza, and L.A.'s homelessness issue. They call wheelchair rugby player Mark Zupan and "Man v. Food" host Adam Richman to have them weigh in on some pressing issues.
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@anthonyyyy2858 3 года назад

You guys need to give Brent a hilarious fake ad read. Guaranteed he doesn't figure it out until everyone is dying laughing

@blainebrown8824 3 года назад

More people need to like this so we can make it happen. Great fucking idea. Maybe an ad for a Owen Grey anatomically correct doll....

@emilykatsman7838 3 года назад

Yes omgggg

@apethae1 3 года назад

Do it on a Manscaped pro-level nose picker.

@TheNeonNinja 3 года назад

I volunteer to make and maintain a functioning prank website domain if needed lol

@waynethegreat23 3 года назад

@@blainebrown8824 just keep doing them all different stuff start at first making them sound real

@S1X_Bucks 3 года назад

Remember when Bert said dumb people shouldn't read. Now look at him, balls deep in history. Lol

@S1X_Bucks 3 года назад

@@RobertC4991 lol. Ya. But he did mention reading up on that guy in SA also. He's starting to dip his toes in these "words without noises" things.

@ElbowsUnique 3 года назад

He is proving his point.

@chasekryger2541 3 года назад

@@S1X_Bucks mm milkma

@chasekryger2541 3 года назад

@@ElbowsUnique mmm

@tyedie297 3 года назад

Mmmmmmm

@connorlombre2386 3 года назад

Nobody: Bert every episode: “we should call....”

@kdk9460 2 года назад

Unplanned and expects mfs to answer😭😭😂

@tactikiller Год назад

“I’m gonna FaceTime”. I don’t even like it when my wife FaceTime’s me.

@ManyTriangles 2 года назад

Bert’s contact list in his phone never stops impressing me.

@xz683 Год назад

Snoop was the best one

@dustystephens7387 3 года назад

Bert reminds me of when Micheal Scott burns his foot then brings in the guy in the wheel chair because “they’re the same” 🤣🤣

@Tacit_Tern 3 года назад

Same same

@KingYahtzee 3 года назад

Lol literally watched that episode last night

@bigloudandnoisy3601 3 года назад

“No don’t sent Dwight!”

@dustystephens7387 3 года назад

“I like to wake up to the smell of crackling bacon, sue me!”

@bigfattim6491 3 года назад

"No I didn't tell Jan you cooked your Foot."

@jdowell2009 3 года назад

I've never heard someone use the term obsessed and know virtually nothing about the subject.

@agrother 3 года назад

Take a drink everytime he mentions he's "obsessed". Nice knowing you!

@calholli 3 года назад

Half of the podcast was about joe's comment, which we have no idea what he said. lol.. wtf

@Spookybetts 3 года назад

The enthusiasm he has for the topic is so genuine but the amount of information his brain has absorbed is shocking. Big Golden Retriever energy.

@drugaddictwithknowledge9603 3 года назад

Matt McCusker it’s all he does and that’s why we love him. Matt and Shane’s secret pod boys

@claytron4679 3 года назад

Yeah really! Comparing people who protested/stormed the capital to Stalin?! For spending so much time in school, he sure is an idiot. Or maybe he is still trying to shake off that University brainwashing...

@Sf4life1216 3 года назад

Bert is like a kid who grew up in a coma and is experiencing everything for the first time.

@andrewaszman1292 3 года назад

That was funny when Tom said it

@bri3_medina22 3 года назад

Hilarious 😆 how

@wincocinco12 3 года назад

Well if u think about it , in a way, his party life with booze and food,was a coma in the sence that when ur body is recovering, It tends to feel like a mental fog that makes ur memory garbage and when u combine that with burt's impulsivity and intense energy, but then again if you factor in his micky mammel gene it's all adds up haha 😆

@SynchronicitySequence 2 года назад

@@wincocinco12 I am in the same situation. It is actually amazing... as long as you can turn around in time. Sorta like Steve-O, Charlie Sheen, Ozzy Osborne...etc etc

@chobblegobbler2536 2 года назад

and he also thinks that if he (Bert) hasn’t heard of or experienced something himself that everyone else in the world hasn’t either

@MichaelSmith-eg4bb 3 года назад

Feels like a Drunk History episode every time Bart talks about something from the past

@naomimat8827 3 года назад

Listening to brent’s extravagant plans to lose weight trips me out because he really only has to stop eating and drinking like Peter Griffin 😂

@shrutefarms4741 3 года назад

100% and do something other than run on th treadmill since his body gets no real challenge from this.

@brettcarpenter1448 3 года назад

but when he runs every night, Bart drinks two bottles of "healthy" wine...

@logand5292 3 года назад

@@brettcarpenter1448 I mean, it does have “Fit” in the name so it must help you become physically fit... so the more the better... that’s how these things work, right?

@816aidan 3 года назад

@@logand5292 I think you just cracked the code on how he justifies drinking a bottle of wine on the treadmill.

@smorc65 3 года назад

Everyone always talks about his alcoholism, but the real dark horse contender is the binge eating.

@willdraco125 3 года назад

Bert “if I could catch a wolf I’d fuck it” Chrysler

@brady9911 3 года назад

Watch out Michelle

@JAmdeFDefJam 3 года назад

This one’s definitely top 5 of all time

@lassilandstrom1321 3 года назад

BRUCE CHESTER

@RolandSpecialSauce 3 года назад

Bryce kractles?

@nathanmiller9918 3 года назад

He would get his face eaten off...

@prismmike1720 3 года назад

“No one in America knew about pizza until the 50’s, search up when the first Taco Bell started” “1962” “Ok so pizza started in 1962”-burt cresslir

@thatoneguywithahugethang 3 года назад

*Bort Chrysler*

@giraffeasaurus8643 3 года назад

When Tom said , “I mean we have a whole vocabulary”...I’m dead lmao

@ahernandez223 3 года назад

“I don’t know what that means”... proceeds to pick his nose and ignore what is being taught

@Mastro716 3 года назад

Tom trying to teach Bert English: Tom: "We have a whole vocabulary" Bert: "Have you ever tried to pick your nose and push the booger further up your nose?"

@platypuss1410 3 года назад

I am so jealous. I wish I had half the excitement for anything that Bert has for everything. He gets so excited about stuff its awesome.

@nunya9068 3 года назад

Just when I thought Brent schooling Tim on Peruvian history was a douche move, Burnt starts yelling for Nadav to read his mind about pizza places in Rome

@no-Just_Ice 3 года назад

“Friday night is always pizza night, and I order enough so every night after is pizza night.” I think this may be the smartest thing Bruce will ever say

@RoyalReyna 3 года назад

My mom and us used to do that growing up. We'd order enough to have leftovers for a few days after

@uriah9638 3 года назад

@@HaiBeast well you guys didnt "smash" the pizza if you had leftovers

@RandyyLaheyy 3 года назад

@@HaiBeast no you didn’t

@kris1103 3 года назад

Been listening to Brice talk about losing weight for about 3 years now. He's worse than the women in my office on a permanent diet but never making a dent in the problem.

@snipz113 3 года назад

My favorite thing in the world is being mean as shit to fat people and then telling them I used to be fat when they call me out. It’s like what? You’re really going to tell me it can’t be done when I’m living prof in front of you???

@eduardlaser96 3 года назад

@@snipz113 Wow you are not the only one who has lost a lot of weight (myself included) but why do some people still have to rub it into other people's faces. Just shut the f. up. You are not superior or better than someone else

@Nihyre 3 года назад

@@snipz113 cool guy 🎸

@RiamuBerru 3 года назад

@@snipz113 i bet ur fun at parties

@hermessanchez7955 3 года назад

Lol he's literally "better" than the people who dont lose weight and get healthier....thats how that works. If a I do ten more pull ups then I'm better than someone who did less. Thats how quantifying works

@tap4610 3 года назад

I've literally watched all JRE eps pre spotify, and none after. Bert, I feel you!

@DJMixxwell 3 года назад

Cookie? 🍪

@jasoncallow6151 3 года назад

I've given up like 3 times on Joe but he recently had The Undertaker, Freddie Gibbs and Dustin Porier on and they're decent

@DJMixxwell 3 года назад

@@jasoncallow6151 where’s your podcast?

@rodney9837 3 года назад

Yeah I love his podcast, I try and keep up on spotify but I've never used spotify before so it's kind of hard to keep up. The undertaker episode was awesome though!

@PoeJeter 2 года назад

same :/

@josh3301 3 года назад

Bruce: "I'm zero for zero on facetimes" after trying TWO facetimes.

@youvebeenmilked2893 2 года назад

yeah those were both zeros

@sneakygarbage469 3 года назад

FaceTime without a text first is pretty aggressive.

@tgbeam 3 года назад

Seriously. There was once someone that exclusively tried video calling me on Facebook every time even though it always got ignored. It's crazy people shit

@stuarcari 3 года назад

Yeah I hate it all the time and dont even do it with my best friends who have seen me in all kinds of states (mentally and physically lol), I just don't like it for some reason. It feels like extra effort or something. Text or voice call me please....video calls need an appointment and plenty of notice. Its fine for catching up with friends/family who you never get to see, but why do you need to video call to ask if I'm going to the pub tomorrow or to talk about whats happened in the 36 hours since I saw you last.

@jakenorris6189 3 года назад

Especially when you're in the bath.

@radhiadeedou8286 3 года назад

Such an asshole move, of course Bert would do that

@sativarosegold3604 3 года назад

People are triggered by anything these days. Can't even take regular phone calls like adults

@dirtmatt 3 года назад

How’d you skip over Bert saying “when you wake up and sit down to pee” 😂

@RolandSpecialSauce 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@colinharrington5303 3 года назад

I caught that too and was waiting for Timmy to call him on it. What a wasted opportunity.

@CankleCankle 3 года назад

I sit down to pee, I don’t see why it’s frowned upon. It’s more efficient than standing there and peeing.

@dirtmatt 3 года назад

@@CankleCankle for sure not more efficient, the energy to squat down and back up. You heard Bart say he can’t do it after working out, so obviously it’s harder than just standing there. The argument you’re looking for is about it being frowned upon, not efficiency

@ryanogden5635 3 года назад

Came to the comments to find this.

@brynziegeman4203 3 года назад

I bet Bert used to throw himself down the stairs when his parents weren’t giving him enough attention.

@edmondmacadamattheschool4026 3 года назад

who's bert?

@brynziegeman4203 3 года назад

@@edmondmacadamattheschool4026 the fat racist one

@thatoneguywithahugethang 3 года назад

@@brynziegeman4203 you mean Bort Chrysler?

@edmondmacadamattheschool4026 3 года назад

@@brynziegeman4203 ohhh you mean Burnt?

@brynziegeman4203 3 года назад

@@edmondmacadamattheschool4026 ya I meant barf christmas

@IcyBloodFyre 3 года назад

Burt: Goes on a rant about how books and history is biased, slanted in the favour of the ones writing it "And I do wonder if this is an original thought Tony: just looks at camera and makes jim face

@samp.5111 3 года назад

martin freeman face*

@AD-df5tm 3 года назад

Bert thinks everything is some brilliant epiphany when really it's something everyone else figures out in like 6th grade. Haha.

@gracegood1356 3 года назад

we are only two minutes in and bart is already trying to give a celebrity a call

@shadowpawn12 3 года назад

Yeah watching Brent on his phone or telling someone to look something up isn't that entertaining.

@Hhuhbvhjbhjb 3 года назад

And talking about running/exercising

@bencastagno5676 3 года назад

Worse than Russell Peters

@missoctober8859 3 года назад

I think I have some sort of phone anxiety or something, hate watching people call others on podcasts.

@Tacit_Tern 3 года назад

BERT.... walking on a treadmill while drinking wine doesn't count as running.

@Jonathan_Guice 3 года назад

Yeah, that's still just walking. Running on a treadmill while drinking wine does count as running though, since it's running.

@mechanicalhippo493 3 года назад

@@Jonathan_Guice Totally , and it counts as drinking. I respect the.multi taking personally.

@noprob364 3 года назад

Wait he's not going for 2000miles of drinking in one year?

@BirdOfHermes83 3 года назад

It doesn't?! Fuck!!

@papishampoo7892 3 года назад

Jesus Christ bret, can you let Tim talk. jesus

@brianharris7990 3 года назад

This episode was rough for me. There was like half an hour where he didn’t stop talking and didn’t get out a single full thought without cutting himself off.

@LeaveAhNah 3 года назад

I’m so glad to see it wasn’t just me

@codyscholes5465 3 года назад

Exactly!! And it’s every podcast too he just interrupts the world like he’s the funniest person alive and all it does is piss me off!

@lazarus8447 3 года назад

His constant "Lets Call" like goddamn man...

@FrothiTheMan 3 года назад

If you've listened to alot of Tom and bert apart and together you understand Tom is a well kept person and bert is very out going and talks more when he's nervous. They both are best friends and they have there own dynamic. When Tom, Bert or any of the guys COCO or Rogan or Ari they will speak its just how they vibe with each other. If you got out more and had a dynamic with friends you'd see people have certain dynamics with people.

@mfariestx 3 года назад

18 years in college and Brent still doesn’t understand history.

@LuiBC3 3 года назад

To be fair, in 20 something years of being alive, i learned more about colonialism in my one semester of Spanish for native speakers class in my junior year of high school and John Leguizamo's latin history for morons than i ever did in highschool/college. He got pretty close to a real realization about history when he was talking about not being able to trust history books.

@aegisraven1284 2 года назад

@@LuiBC3 exactly. Even today people blame whites for glabal slavery when it was the Spanish Portuguese and Africans that ran it all lmfao

@chobblegobbler2536 2 года назад

Florida college tho

@jmo4874 3 года назад

Burnt krytsler is the only guy that works out 5 days a week and cant lose 10lbs

@firstnamelastname180 3 года назад

Well he buys like 5 pizzas from dominoes 5 from pizza hut, drinks wine on the treadmill and drinks koolaid instead of water soooo, input/output

@hermessanchez7955 3 года назад

Because its a lie...like most shit that comes out his mouth

@CaptainFUTmerica 3 года назад

@@hermessanchez7955 I don’t think he’s lying but he doesn’t eat or take care of himself well

@hermessanchez7955 3 года назад

@@CaptainFUTmerica well, they go hand in hand. If I drink a fifth on friday I'm not running saturday morning and I'm not a 50 year old overweight alcoholic with delusions of having a made up gene. He's either lying about how much he drinks and eats or about bow much he runs...safe to say which it is 😆

@iosif4619 3 года назад

He lies a lot...

@n8archy121 3 года назад

This whole podcast is about Bert learning anything for the first time in his entire life.

@taylorfausett177 3 года назад

I love it! I really did die laughing! TY

@tattben1207 3 года назад

Or bad ideas that Bert has that Tom like ya that shouldn’t be a problem, ya do it. With a devious smile. Lol love it.

@dexraikkonen7 3 года назад

Who?.. Pizzarro?.. How come of he did all that I've never heard of him?

@TheMontague0403 3 года назад

And calling people that don’t answer lol

@n8archy121 3 года назад

@@dexraikkonen7 No i meant anything in general at all

@patpatpatpatsquire 3 года назад

The episodes with Sickles, Dillon and Bobby Lee are nothing but a distant memory at this point.

@colosseo7827 3 года назад

I watch Sickle Cell's episode once every other week, no exaggeration.

@connorgoldman2845 3 года назад

sickler on here is maybe my favorite podcast ever

@SammyEddie 2 года назад

I’m jealous of Bert’s level of excitement over a show. He seems to love life!

@dvdrocks43 3 года назад

Bert describing himself as a meathead is the most delusional thing I've heard in a while lmao

@RolandSpecialSauce 3 года назад

Everything he says is the most delusional shiiit I've ever heard.

@tedthepoet 3 года назад

I thought he was saying the voice in his head is such a meathead.

@MikeEDavis 3 года назад

Yoooo Brent is so athletic he drinks wine on the treadmill. That is pure fitness dedication. If one glass of wine is good for your heart he has the most beast heart in the world!

@MrMaximum51 3 года назад

@@tedthepoet That's what he said, people just love to hate

@abidesthedood3490 3 года назад

Roland - he truly is the weakest link - just a liar - fucked up thing is he steals other peoples lies...he’s worse than Carlos MenSTEALIA

@ENCrook 3 года назад

“I’m not gonna have a WOMAN tell ME...” good start!!! 😂

@teeguner 3 года назад

AND SHES A RED HEAD?! FUCK THAT!

@abidesthedood3490 3 года назад

Bert “Interrupts Tom to Lie” Kreischer

@dougstevens2292 3 года назад

Lmao, dec. 11 I had an accident at work, I fell through a painted over fiberglass panel at a warehouse we bought to flip. Went 32ft. To concrete and broke my spine in 8 places and broke 6 ribs, collapsed a lung and had to embolize my spleen, and it knocked me out for half a day. When I heard about toms injury in the hospital I felt terrible bc I’m a huge fan, but won’t lie I was stoked to keep up with his recovery while I healed up, something to relate to while stuck in a chair all day 😂 felt like a contest. It’s been keeping me going and I’m getting back to walking around and feeling “normal”. Didn’t shit for 7 days in the hospital 😐 felt his ass there! Need to check these two off my live stand up checklist already

@MrZack4life 3 года назад

There’s days where I just can’t handle Brett’s urge to interrupt Tim’s train of thought

@ezradickey505 3 года назад

Right, especially when you are actually interested in what Tom is TRYING to say and BOOM it's gone. Drives me nuts sometimes, haha!

@camdaniels3750 3 года назад

yeah it was super super bad this podcast, i love these dudes but burnt kimsher almost made me turn it off

@Genious. 3 года назад

@@ezradickey505 One HUNDRED percent

@elizabethmccleary7331 3 года назад

Then don’t listen to it it’s been the same now for 69 episodes

@Genious. 3 года назад

@@elizabethmccleary7331 Good point.

@gimmethejuice7305 3 года назад

I like how Bert tells Zolo to look up something he can't even remember and gets mad when he gives him only like 2 slight clues and gets annoyed when he can't find it within 2 seconds

@xxgoodyxx100 3 года назад

Listenin to bert try and tell either nadav or the new guy to look up something on youtube pisses me off so much like holy shit relax😂😂😂

@Tha1leeG 3 года назад

Where’s Nadav??

@supafun33 3 года назад

@@Tha1leeG He's dead bro

@jakecoop562 3 года назад

@@Tha1leeG you dont know ?

@KenPOTchi1645 3 года назад

@@Tha1leeG Garth got ahold of him. Where are the bodies Garth?

@emmaking6121 3 года назад

Does anyone else immediately fast forward the video as soon as Bert pulls out his phone to call someone?

@Drbadass2014 3 года назад

Wait... at 21:00 did Bert just admit that he sits down to pee...? 😂

@dannyb20vtec28 3 года назад

Hahah holy shit!

@robertosierra1784 3 года назад

Listening to Bart try to string a sentence together and getting all the facts wrong really makes my jeans all low and loose.

@thatkid385 3 года назад

Burt: "So FaceTime is pretty aggressive?" Tom looks over and realizes Burts actually asking him a question Tom: "Yeah!"

@D_Trade 2 года назад

And then proceeds to hold his phone so damn close to his face, while picking his nose, it gets even more aggressive lol

@stephen32frazier 3 года назад

Bert's constant requesting irrelevant google's and calling people for no reason really wastes a lot of time lol, I'm starting to question if I really like Bruce..

@simonmorgan225 3 года назад

Homophobic maybe?

@RoyalReyna 3 года назад

I like the phone calls, but idk why they keep letting him talk about historical events and documentaries knowing damn well that most of it is horrificly retold

@davidpaul2797 3 года назад

I agree, but he drudged up some gold with that Adam Richmond call

@davidrampone 3 года назад

I started questioning that a month ago or two. I now watch like 1 maybe 2 episodes a month. Even then I can never make it ask the way through.

@BahnYahd 3 года назад

Can’t wait to listen to Tom one day on this show

@ogpapabless9777 3 года назад

Seeing Bert learn big words and pick his nose is how to start the day

@RolandSpecialSauce 3 года назад

Umm and he ate the booger 33:23

@InspectahReese 3 года назад

@@RolandSpecialSauce I wouldn’t expect any less

@Phi1618033 3 года назад

Bert gets so excited about learning basic high school history facts.

@grilletjesus 3 года назад

That moment you listen to Barto talk about history you studied in Venezuela and Butcher names and facts, never thought it would happen in a hundred years. :')

@taylorfausett177 3 года назад

Barto! Well played!

@wayneclark2899 3 года назад

They've got Lee! I know that voice!

@jamesgantleyandrade1093 3 года назад

42:55 Can't get over the way Bruce pronounces "World War One" as a toddler - Wor Wor Wone

@MD-px6oe 3 года назад

"You said da Arhh wood"

@couchlocknews 3 года назад

Welcome to episode 69 boys

@austinsmith2808 3 года назад

Nice

@therealgreatkudo 3 года назад

Nice

@dumbdumbdougie 3 года назад

Nice

@0xteknogeek 3 года назад

Nice

@TylerP823 3 года назад

Nice

@MrJayehawk 3 года назад

"I gotta be honest with you; I'm having a hard time with the whole Spotify thing" - Burnt Chrysler. You're not alone there, buddy.

@juancastaneda5702 3 года назад

Bert's energy was off the charts today! Great Pod! Adam was amazing x 4!

@adippinghippo 3 года назад

Does anybody else think it's hilarious that Bert feels like he's so well informed that if he hadn't heard of a thing then it must not be famous in any way

@rangleski3695 3 года назад

Dude lives in his own Bart made echo chamber.

@stikeleathert6147 3 года назад

Lol He kills me when he tries to talk about politics, but you can tell his only source was watching CNN for 20-30 min. 🤦🏼‍♂️

@janpavel1441 3 года назад

Bert definitely acts like a 12 year old who just discovered Wikipedia

@ahnikareavis2540 3 года назад

that may come from insecurity from an event or person that traumatized him from childhood. be mindful, please

@adippinghippo 3 года назад

@@ahnikareavis2540 Oh He's fine, if Bert got called out in person he'd laugh and agree. Probably call himself broken because of it and go on without thinking twice on the comment. Everybody appreciates your concern for their emotional well being, really. However I wasn't being insensitive, and I believe people are stronger than maybe you give them credit for. If what I said was cause for concern to somebody's mental state then that individual certainly wouldn't have made it this far in the pubic eye/internet existence game and because of that I wouldn't have used the language with them that I did when concerning Bert. :) again we all appreciate your concern but it is misplaced here.

@blakeleyhudson 3 года назад

I need a podcast of just Tom telling stories about messing with his kids 😂

@AudibleVisibIe 2 года назад

U up?

@Piss_Pistofferson 2 года назад

Bert said: "Bitches ain't ho's but shit!" LMAO!

@kwon7754 3 года назад

Normally the amount of times Bruce interrupts Tim doesn’t phase me but this episode got to me

@DavisD814 3 года назад

“I couldn’t stop laughing at the idea of a guy, just, could walk around but couldnt use the top of him.” Fair enough, Bruce. That is hilarious. 😂😂

@devonrogers236 3 года назад

Praying to see my girl Jen Ann on this episode 🙏🏽

@puffythefam4225 3 года назад

Lmao

@robertjackson6056 3 года назад

It will be a while if it happens at all.

@1992Bwhite 3 года назад

You mean Rachel...

@TXUSMADE001 3 года назад

I was so stoked when I saw that post the other day 🙏

@cs1899 3 года назад

@ScAnDeLeZ check out Bruce’s IG stories

@lowellmartens6135 3 года назад

I haven't seen a Rogan podcast since he went to Spotify.

@J509d 3 года назад

Same

@Bobojanglesbo 3 года назад

Watched a couple, the video quality is off the charts but without the comment section it’s kinda boring

@taylorgoetz7604 3 года назад

Haunted

@shaylacain7325 3 года назад

Bert about subtitles: "Am I gonna have to read this?" Bert finding out it's based on a book: "I can read this!?"

@ChuckDella 3 года назад

Outside of Bert's wife, the answer rate on these impromptu phone calls is about 5%.

@travis8106 3 года назад

Whoever confirms this is a legitimate god. Especially since the podcast is newish enough to go through the entire archive.

@wiggityp 3 года назад

Nah, they get plenty of answers. Literally, this episode, the wheelchair dude answered. Almost every episode is a call with someone who answers.

@ChuckDella 3 года назад

@@wiggityp Plenty don't answer as well.

@johnnyhammersticks88 3 года назад

Mark zupan is such an awesome guy. Tom was feeling bad but zupan was not offended at all

@offthebooksmusic 2 года назад

that whole thing with the browns was like the late 90s. much more than “a few years ago” 😂

@NickFoxer 3 года назад

"So how do you get a massive amount of cocaine from Mexico to Italy?"... "Submarine". LOL.

@zac4137 3 года назад

“That girls not paraplegic, she’s just not moving”

@JesusHComedy 3 года назад

She turns me into a telescope.

@blainebrown8824 3 года назад

Every time Bert has a fraction of an idea / thought he's like the super excited dog when his owner finally gets home

@JohnnyGingy 3 года назад

Facts and you know he even pisses on your rug

@vitamind2387 3 года назад

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Bert thought Diego Cataño was Adrian Grenier?

@AD-df5tm 3 года назад

There is no better advertisement for this podcast than Tom explaining vocabulary while Bert literally picks his fucking nose 😂

@innerted6693 3 года назад

Brent: I’m hella paranoid about the covid also Bart: two knuckles deep in his nose

@sativarosegold3604 3 года назад

And doesn't bathe-- lets the covid marinate on his body for its full life cycle

@zbrownbb 3 года назад

@@sativarosegold3604 😂

@madisonketcham3334 3 года назад

This podcast has become Burnt recites history he remembers incorrectly, for two hours.

@penniewyatt9391 3 года назад

Annoying.

@bigpictureguys8415 3 года назад

That 15 minute diatribe by Bruce about the best pizza he's ever eaten was suuuuuuuuper worth it, definitely suuuuuuuuppppperrrrrrr funny. Oh and the dominos/pizza hut conversation was suuuuuuuuupppppperrrrrrrrr interesting.

@jbiz3 3 года назад

Bert acts like the producers in the booth are just Siri. lol. "Who are the actors in zero zero zero???"

@KikiBee19 3 года назад

Bert trying to explain historical events that he’s heard about is like Joey from friends talking about the one encyclopedia that he bought. Knows a little about a little

@manuelbrambila9891 3 года назад

Hahaha. He dominated the letter V though

@edmondmacadamattheschool4026 3 года назад

wait whos bert?

@Mattyguy88 3 года назад

I had to walk out of my office I was laughing so hard about bert thinking he was paralyzed from the waist up 🤔

@henrycoxe8326 3 года назад

Bert's retelling of Latin American history is essentially a dead sober (maybeeee?) version of what happens on the Drunk History show.

@specialkate374 3 года назад

Never thought I’d say this but....I’m so with Bert on falling asleep to conversations I can’t understand. Tommy’s Spanish podcasts are the absolute BEST for this.

@MrBlackLenses 3 года назад

We gotta stop trying to call people on air, it’s almost never worth it lmao. Also Tom’s gotta try to steer the convo a little more, really losing the novelty of Brent going on tangents.

@Thrillkillah 3 года назад

Im so glad Im not the only one

@kylefreitas8293 3 года назад

i disagree i love when they call people

@MagicalHerb 3 года назад

I still haven't grown tired of it 😂 but fair to say I supoose

@thelost_woods 3 года назад

My IQ goes down when Bernt goes on a rant

@comfykeegs 3 года назад

We...lol

@AsparagusVideo 3 года назад

Bert's interruptions are making me physically pissed off.

@abidesthedood3490 3 года назад

He is the fucking worst. Bert “interrupts Tom to Lie”Kreischer

@jbiz3 3 года назад

Every time Tom tries to talk...Bert: "BY THE WAY!"

@Jvasseur1 3 года назад

He has absolutely ruined this podcast for me, it sucks

@whitestguyuknow 3 года назад

His wheeze laughter whenever he's avoiding a subject or trying to make something funny is actually annoying tbh

@rosieh8641 3 года назад

I literally couldn't sit still at some points when he kept interrupting

@backwoodzpadchamp616 3 года назад

1 hour in when they’re talking about football Bill Burr would be schooling them hahahah

@joelanderson839 3 года назад

This episode is probably the most insufferable I’ve ever seen Brent

@stevenhetzel6483 3 года назад

Agreed

@LeaveAhNah 3 года назад

Yup I keep stopping and starting.

@Cmpoopsingvsmouth 3 года назад

So its your first episode eh

@TheBankspower 3 года назад

Who is Brent ??? You mean Bert

@EXRICHEX 3 года назад

Anyone else notice Tom's patience for Brunt's stupidity wear thin in this podcast? lol

@StonyTable 3 года назад

After having to be patient for a few dozen episodes worth of Burnt talking, it would wear thin on the best of us.

@RoyalReyna 3 года назад

He just accepts that theres no getting through to him, the best he can do is hope to hear some wild and stupid shit and get a laugh out of it cause god knows he wont get to share any of his own opinions

@ExistentialBordem 3 года назад

How long can we listen to Brent's unmedicated ADHD rants?

@josef2012 3 года назад

2 more times?

@sarahlowell3763 3 года назад

Well for 69 episodes so far

@335sly 3 года назад

21:08 Bruce admits he sits down to pee

@BigTasty66 3 года назад

It’s so funny how Bert’s solution for the homelessness is to hold a fundraiser, letting other people put their money in to fix the homeless problem.

@krollgrend1888 3 года назад

Thats what he could do.... Fundraisers with comedy.... Like thats not what hes saying is the cure for homelessness.... What are you doing Captain?

@BigTasty66 3 года назад

@@krollgrend1888 He said “I would hold a fundraiser to help get rid of homelessness” he never said that HE himself will donate, hell just hold an event so other people can spend their money and not him

@Bloodyknukelzz 3 года назад

The fact that Bert has no idea that FaceTimes are intrusive is the most Bert thing ever

@sabloff 3 года назад

Love the show guys, but honestly, Burt talking about his workouts for over 30 minutes is neither high nor tight. Super boring. Tom really needs to dangle something shiny in front of him to lead him down a different path of discussion.

@guyterrifico8293 3 года назад

i agree, we get it- bert runs .. cool , move on

@C.Y.123 3 года назад

Agreed

@janpavel1441 3 года назад

hundred percent

@zaneyoung6129 3 года назад

This is true, but this podcast is so great because these guys are two comedians who are genuinely friends, Tom being interested and keeping up with Bert’s physical condition is interesting to me at least and pretty wholesome!

@ebabel84 3 года назад

Im a truck driver who works 60-70 hours a week, I have a 2 kids and a wife and I was able to run 2207 miles last year. You can do it! Get after it!

@SMTichy 3 года назад

bert realizing that history is full of darkness, death, and brutality from all sorts of people for the first time in his life in his late 40s is remarkable. i guess he thought everyone was just nice to eachother for all of history.

@iancarlesi2304 3 года назад

When Brent sees a wolf he turns into a telescope.

@Tacit_Tern 3 года назад

🐺 Michelle can have that effect

@ExistentialBordem 3 года назад

Wolf job

@chrisp8835 3 года назад

How long until Brent realizes all he has to do to lose weight is not eat and drink like John Daly every day?

@evanodaniel8666 3 года назад

He’ll never realize it

@tvsmarkfrancis 3 года назад

A gallon of kool aid a day isn’t good for weight loss?

@bfunderb5899 3 года назад

His diet is also terrible beyond the drinking and he’s almost 50.

@RolandSpecialSauce 3 года назад

@@tvsmarkfrancis its sugar free so there's barely any calories so yeah it actually is good for weight loss.

@millardfilmore1403 3 года назад

It’s too late he’s never going to get his weight lower than what it is now - at least for a sustainable time. He’s too old and not ready for any commitment whatsoever lol

@beekae8664 3 года назад

"When you go to pee and you can't even sit down on the toilet" Burt sits down for his morning pee. Yea, that makes sense. 🤣

@elizabethmccleary7331 3 года назад

Don’t knock it till you try it

@downforwardlight 3 года назад

Another wonderful episode of Googling Bert's Stream of Consciousness. Not sure what was more aggressive, the unsolicited Facetime attempts or Bert barking stray thoughts for Zolo to search.