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Ep. 70 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the Oklahoma football player who got in a fight with an MMA fighter, Bobby Shmurda being released from prison, Jennifer Aniston's Instagram stories shouting out the Bears, Tiger Woods' car accident, possibly going on a guy's trip with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, and more!
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@rhodus333
@rhodus333 3 года назад
Congrats to "Fat Astronauts" for sweeping the Golden Globes last night. Adding Jen Anniston as the ball busting flight instructor made the film. Totally bought her commitment to safety
@ElkRiverBiodiesel
@ElkRiverBiodiesel 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@RolandSpecialSauce
@RolandSpecialSauce 3 года назад
@@AgendaInMind see a counselor please.
@malcolmcamire3013
@malcolmcamire3013 3 года назад
@@AgendaInMind what's this gotta do with fat astronauts?
@CrashRacknShoot
@CrashRacknShoot 3 года назад
@@malcolmcamire3013 just report and move on from dickheads like that.
@scottharvey2852
@scottharvey2852 3 года назад
Weird thing is I agree with him but fuck knows wot it's got to do with the price of milk
@pareesa210
@pareesa210 3 года назад
As a 25 year old female, I am way too invested in the lives of 2 grown men acting like children
@18Callahan
@18Callahan 3 года назад
I get it. Watching Bert is like watching a train wreck.
@Foreverfrys
@Foreverfrys 3 года назад
30 over here! My fiance says he doesn't understand it, I told him I don't understand it either 😂
@lilyannrose
@lilyannrose 3 года назад
As an 18 year old girl, me too
@astrologicalbum6616
@astrologicalbum6616 3 года назад
Uh hundred percent.
@KCNicole
@KCNicole 3 года назад
36...and same! My husband is like "This is stupid." Me: "Yes it is, see you boys next week."
@Dirtbiker463
@Dirtbiker463 3 года назад
Bert is so confused as to why all his old frat buddies don’t act like they’re still in college lol
@TurKishsoulja
@TurKishsoulja 3 года назад
he was acting condescending towards them too lol
@tapiture3720
@tapiture3720 3 года назад
Comedians are just people who never grew up
@zechariahross1444
@zechariahross1444 3 года назад
If Bert keeps acting like a frat boy he'll die at such a young age and leave Tom with no best friend. But maybe Tom will be kinda happy he can actually talk without being talked over. IDK
@K0sm1cKid
@K0sm1cKid 3 года назад
I'm sure the conversation didn't go like he said, but i'll be real I don't fucc with Yo-Yo Ma either lol
@millardfilmore1403
@millardfilmore1403 3 года назад
It’s because unlike them he has the luxury of pretty much doing whatever he wants because he makes a living from comedy ...
@tactical_philanthropy
@tactical_philanthropy 3 года назад
"I'm a big bar guy. Hey, Nadav. Call that [random bar in America], I'm sure they know me." - Braunt Kerstan. Not an alcoholic.
@charlottem.1477
@charlottem.1477 3 года назад
Ty.
@Jabromosdef
@Jabromosdef 2 года назад
I read this as he was saying it and had a weird moment of brentception
@rustyshack1707
@rustyshack1707 2 года назад
“Braunt Kerstan” lmfao I love the names people come up with for Bread Kriershaw aka Brandt Crenshaw aka Brent “Booze-bag” Khransler.
@DownriverRat
@DownriverRat 3 года назад
“I’m a big bar guy.” - Brent Crisis I think we all knew that.
@delaneysays
@delaneysays 3 года назад
He acted like it was surprising lol
@beardedrake9983
@beardedrake9983 3 года назад
We've already known everything he says lmao
@stoybtorn
@stoybtorn 3 года назад
It's way easier to double down than to admit your an alcoholic
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 3 года назад
Next thing he's gonna tell us is it's hot on the Sun
@franzpoopenschitzel3002
@franzpoopenschitzel3002 3 года назад
@@stoybtorn Oh snap!
@djrt8179
@djrt8179 3 года назад
If there's a meetup, they need to hire the biggest security guard and give him a shirt that says "For Safety"
@a.n_9364
@a.n_9364 3 года назад
👌🏻
@franktavarez6765
@franktavarez6765 3 года назад
I was thinking just this when they said “we should pitch a show with jen!”
@hmwilson84
@hmwilson84 3 года назад
Warren Sapp should be the security guard with the “For Safety” shirt.
@RoyAlexander214
@RoyAlexander214 3 года назад
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 @DJRT Thanks 🙏 I needed that laugh
@DannnyTEE
@DannnyTEE 3 года назад
Podcast Idea for Tom titled: “Tom’s Thoughts”. And it’s just a podcast where Tom finishes every unfinished story/idea/thought that Brent has interrupted before finishing.
@jake-sy7lu
@jake-sy7lu 3 года назад
If Bert's The Cabin gets a 2nd season, you better have Jennifer Aniston and Tom on one episode!
@suliim
@suliim 2 года назад
It’s in the contract ;) hope you guys like it
@addakgetkd9505
@addakgetkd9505 2 года назад
Why not both of them wtf I would want them both on here
@Mr.Safety.
@Mr.Safety. 2 года назад
Word is there gonna be a second season?
@NoPreshNetwork
@NoPreshNetwork 3 года назад
SOMETHING SPECIAL IS COMING TO YOU BEARS YASSSSSSS GURL - CHRIS D & SAL VULCANO
@bmoc0867
@bmoc0867 3 года назад
Be sure to sign it, otherwise Burnt might get blamed for it.
@germ3390
@germ3390 3 года назад
YAAAS BABES!!!
@4thebirds165
@4thebirds165 3 года назад
THE CRAZY CAYUTE PLASTIC POOP BAG BANDITS
@WegnerTheDeftones
@WegnerTheDeftones 3 года назад
Hopefully it’s not D’Elia....
@tylergifford9169
@tylergifford9169 3 года назад
I love this new pod war starting!
@09cirohernandez
@09cirohernandez 3 года назад
Imagine if hundreds of 70 year old women start approaching Bert saying hey im the 29 year old that kissed you
@bowfinnbass8836
@bowfinnbass8836 3 года назад
lmfao yes
@Aaronlovesmusic970
@Aaronlovesmusic970 3 года назад
Let us hope it happens hahaha
@VincentZwane
@VincentZwane 3 года назад
A Bruce freakout super ensues.
@jusTRYNAgetaPEANUT
@jusTRYNAgetaPEANUT 3 года назад
My mom's training starts now
@AckermanJiuJitsu
@AckermanJiuJitsu 3 года назад
She’d be 63 tops.
@andsykes
@andsykes 3 года назад
Hearing Bert say “Ben Affleck” is like nails on a chalkboard
@AdamA8
@AdamA8 3 года назад
He said it perfectly normal when he did the episode with Tom's wife.
@andsykes
@andsykes 3 года назад
@@AdamA8 I noticed that too!!! Did someone close to Ben finally tell Bert he’s an idiot? “No dude, you’re thinking of the insurance. It’s uh-FLECK”
@andsykes
@andsykes 3 года назад
@@AdamA8 er I should say, in last weeks bears episode he was saying it right
@mjraines5159
@mjraines5159 3 года назад
Ah flek
@DevinMcSalty
@DevinMcSalty 3 года назад
I think that’s how he pronounced his name one time on accident in an interview or someshit and bart thought it was the correct pronunciation lmaoo
@davidllanes1722
@davidllanes1722 3 года назад
" Born again Christian Dior" sleeping on toms crew neck
@dannyb20vtec28
@dannyb20vtec28 3 года назад
Dope af
@shistyvillain
@shistyvillain 3 года назад
I first thought it read "born again Chris D'elia"
@davidllanes1722
@davidllanes1722 3 года назад
@@shistyvillain STILL to soon my dude lol
@charlottem.1477
@charlottem.1477 3 года назад
@@davidllanes1722 😆
@charlesvail4903
@charlesvail4903 3 года назад
“I’m shocked I didn’t get more molested as a kid” that is prime Barf Chrysler thinking.
@AldermachXI
@AldermachXI 3 года назад
Nadav's laugh killed me XD
@thismothafuckasaid7304
@thismothafuckasaid7304 3 года назад
It's Mark Normand's joke.."I was such a cute kid, I'm surprised I didn't get molested more"..."I even got insecure about my looks, after hearing other kids got molested more"
@rorypatterson4548
@rorypatterson4548 3 года назад
Theo Von also had a similar bit on this
@DizzyGoat44
@DizzyGoat44 3 года назад
More being to key word lol
@justinburgos2927
@justinburgos2927 3 года назад
Then gets molested
@kieran8720
@kieran8720 3 года назад
"I'm running fast as FUCK right now" *tom gives most skeptical look ever into the camera* it's those moments that make their friendship so good for comedy
@connorleferink8456
@connorleferink8456 3 года назад
Tom to Jennifer: “Hey Jen, hope this video doesn’t scare you.”
@joecrumb2905
@joecrumb2905 3 года назад
hey are you talking about mike from redbar radio at 44:38?
@user-kk8vd4nd9y
@user-kk8vd4nd9y 3 года назад
MIKE MIKE MIKE
@Bloodyknukelzz
@Bloodyknukelzz 3 года назад
Berts “Assessment” of Spencer Jones getting his ass kicked left out the best part. Before the fight starts the bloody face guy looks at his brother and asks “Which one you want?”
@jadenking4268
@jadenking4268 3 года назад
Anyone who thinks the football players didnt start this and get what they had coming for acting like tough guys in front of real bad ass guys is crazy. I bet they have done this too so many smaller guys and got away with it!
@maureacelasswell8645
@maureacelasswell8645 3 года назад
“I’m super skinny, he’s on his way” 😂
@zachworr4426
@zachworr4426 3 года назад
I just wanted to let everyone know that "comminuted" open fracture means a compound fracture where splinters of the bone are what comes through the skin, not just the cleanly snapped end. So now you can be fully informed AND horrified.
@squigtonianmayhem4602
@squigtonianmayhem4602 3 года назад
And that's...One To Grow On!
@susie7336
@susie7336 3 года назад
Thanks, nerd. 💕
@charlottem.1477
@charlottem.1477 3 года назад
Thank you. I didn’t know that. 😊 🙏🏻
@robertdoherty821
@robertdoherty821 3 года назад
I love Bert. I worked at Tempe Improv for years and the best night i had was Bert screaming through the bar about how good the steak I cooked for him was. He actually talked about it on stage for his second show. I knew I made it as a cook.
@Kyle-wu4rr
@Kyle-wu4rr 3 года назад
Bert didn’t get Tom’s “cool guy” comment
@mcdonaldjc
@mcdonaldjc 3 года назад
Mr. Unliiiimiiiited
@johnblough7989
@johnblough7989 3 года назад
I often hear the guitar riff in my head when he speaks.
@dntgvafuk89
@dntgvafuk89 3 года назад
Which is actually disappointing, some friend 🙄 lol
@HankyDank
@HankyDank 3 года назад
Is this the 1280 the Zone, 1320 KFAN Kyle Gunther??
@peanutgallery7753
@peanutgallery7753 3 года назад
​@@dntgvafuk89 I mean, he is a good friend. Instead of watching everything tom does he just hangs out with him
@SizeMcWave
@SizeMcWave 3 года назад
I found this show because of the Jennifer Aniston clip.
@cbgbd421
@cbgbd421 3 года назад
You’re in for a hell of a ride sir
@keehc1535
@keehc1535 3 года назад
You dont know what youve been missin out on. Watch the kool aid episode
@curlymanjordan
@curlymanjordan 3 года назад
Scratch that . Go check out a podcast called “your moms house” it’s very liked by Jennifer Aniston fans ;)
@curlymanjordan
@curlymanjordan 3 года назад
But start out and rent the live shows first. They are the best
@js01141
@js01141 3 года назад
Welcome mommy
@mattweaver2523
@mattweaver2523 3 года назад
Bert even interrupts himself its insane 😂
@JLBHabs
@JLBHabs 3 года назад
hearing burt telling people to "never be overly confident" is hysterical
@stretchingstyle
@stretchingstyle 3 года назад
"I'm shocked I didn't get more molested as a child". Is Bert implying that he was still molested as a child... just not enough?
@J.D.Hardesty
@J.D.Hardesty 3 года назад
Let's face it, he got molested just enough so that we love him and his comedy, and not too much to the point where we don't wanna be around him because he makes us sad. There's an equation for it: Molestation x Time Passed ÷ Number Of Shattered Dreams = Comedic Value
@4nnunaki
@4nnunaki 3 года назад
I was very confused about this as well. Silly Bert Krishna
@williambarringer6513
@williambarringer6513 3 года назад
we all got checked for "scoliosis" and got our ball bags fondled if you were born before 1990 or so, some creepy guy came to our school and diddled all of us and we never saw him again lol
@yohanscold2149
@yohanscold2149 3 года назад
@@williambarringer6513 bruh, you talking about a doctor? FYI it's called a physical and it's still required, lmao.
@holymacarenafin2319
@holymacarenafin2319 3 года назад
I know person who liked it. We are same age so don't you fucking make reports.
@topgoatlicker6109
@topgoatlicker6109 3 года назад
The Kreischer Kool-Aid Kit, or as he calls it - The KKK
@weizhongxianfumariobeans7788
@weizhongxianfumariobeans7788 3 года назад
Ku klux kreischer
@GAB-vq7re
@GAB-vq7re 3 года назад
The most racist fatest comedian out there
@themekassapodcast7955
@themekassapodcast7955 3 года назад
This is a bar 🔥🔥🔥
@OHWISEONE1996
@OHWISEONE1996 3 года назад
22:00 I love this part of the ad where Tom talks super fast. My dad was a big nerd and legit used to read to me like this if he was reading something dry that we wanted to get through quickly. It really takes me back.
@mcwhelan
@mcwhelan 3 года назад
"This is a totally cancerable conversation." I still can't believe that Bert gets paid to speak for a living
@mccaslin
@mccaslin 3 года назад
He gets paid for the rest of us to speak
@Jacobmelrose26
@Jacobmelrose26 3 года назад
I thought he said cancelable.
@EtopiaCA
@EtopiaCA 3 года назад
I can't believe people are still regurgitating this low hanging fruit of a joke.
@cotyparker1423
@cotyparker1423 3 года назад
Should honestly do a skit with jen where it's exactly like Tom's story of when they "met"
@nathanmiller9918
@nathanmiller9918 3 года назад
How many millions would it take to get her to agree?
@danielnilan1896
@danielnilan1896 3 года назад
I like how episodes go from hardcore diet and only drinking water to beet having a Pepsi and diet coke on the table with a bottle of wine
@herbythechef7624
@herbythechef7624 3 года назад
Accurate assessment of berts life lol
@ericamichelle5855
@ericamichelle5855 3 года назад
Beet LMAO
@justinespen9137
@justinespen9137 3 года назад
I didn’t realize how important a good fight breakdown is until I heard absolutely wiff that bathroom brawl
@starzariaguy5151
@starzariaguy5151 3 года назад
Man, I never get tired of Bert starting 20 stories and finishing none of them.
@dylanmorgan2752
@dylanmorgan2752 2 года назад
You’ll only understand if you have a mouth that can run over 100mph.
@strangelalansbury5028
@strangelalansbury5028 3 года назад
Jennifer Anniston is definitely gonna get a "good morning Jennifer" video from Tom
@joaovitorgomesmartins9458
@joaovitorgomesmartins9458 3 года назад
Tom: “I will massage...” My mind: “...your little hole and make you feel like you are the only men in my life”
@likwidmagik
@likwidmagik 3 года назад
Show me where it spits!
@just1frosty516
@just1frosty516 3 года назад
😭😭
@DirtSpud
@DirtSpud 3 года назад
Oohhwee i turn into a telescope!
@kieran8720
@kieran8720 3 года назад
Hahaha don't be stingy João
@austindolan7182
@austindolan7182 3 года назад
although bert's the one that says massage with the same hard g as leo.
@mads4724
@mads4724 3 года назад
Bret and tod being famous is like two 13 year olds that found 20 bucks on the sidewalk and are trying to find the coolest way to spend it
@MissBlueEyeliner
@MissBlueEyeliner 3 года назад
What a perfect analogy 🤯
@jeffmccann
@jeffmccann 3 года назад
Tom is like...we should save it and get more. Bart Krishna is like WE SHOULD BUY A BANK!
@venomviper09
@venomviper09 2 года назад
I remember me and my buddy found like 30$ in a bush while biking around town and went straight to dollarama to buy a bunch of random bs
@hokurakensei6958
@hokurakensei6958 3 года назад
I love that Bert calls people.. it takes bravery and I love his approach even if it seems oblivious
@bisbeycb
@bisbeycb 3 года назад
Bart says "Quavo" like it's a fruit from a smoothie he likes from the mall
@beatsbyserafim
@beatsbyserafim 3 года назад
Bruh qwavo and da bay bay
@osloconfidental1807
@osloconfidental1807 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Spongekelp
@Spongekelp 3 года назад
Quinoa and Quavo
@dexraikkonen7
@dexraikkonen7 3 года назад
projection is a hell of a thing
@Gen7486
@Gen7486 3 года назад
“Bart” lmao
@dirkbowman946
@dirkbowman946 3 года назад
Best show on RU-vid
@djalilderr2831
@djalilderr2831 3 года назад
If bert was Bobby lee or andrew santino or d'Elia or callen or theo or sasso i would've been with u but nah
@jhvibes3471
@jhvibes3471 3 года назад
@@djalilderr2831 he wins me over for a while then get worse
@relaxntakecare3438
@relaxntakecare3438 3 года назад
U ever watch ryan open toys? Not bad either.
@donnchagilley6861
@donnchagilley6861 3 года назад
Tom and Bobby would have been unreal
@yohanscold2149
@yohanscold2149 3 года назад
@@djalilderr2831 yeee, pretty much anyone else with Tom woulda been better.
@davidwinn8269
@davidwinn8269 3 года назад
Bert gets two things wrong in one minute after INSISTING that he's right, and he doesn't even acknowledge his error.
@kylenathan2256
@kylenathan2256 3 года назад
The way Burt says quavo is criminal
@Angelica-rg2mf
@Angelica-rg2mf 3 года назад
Bert's intelligence: a girl makes out with me when i'm 14 and she's 28 = she's twice my age, i'm now in my 40's so she's probably dead = she's still somehow twice my age, not just 14 years older than me
@prophetableforprophet
@prophetableforprophet 3 года назад
My initial take was that he thought that the kind of 28 year old that makes out with a 14 year old probably isn't living a long life, but... let's be real: you're probably right.
@charlieos3451
@charlieos3451 3 года назад
Yeah, I'm not buying the whole Burnt tested in the top 10% on standardized tests thing. He's a special fella tho.
@GrayVMhan
@GrayVMhan 3 года назад
He said "she's close to 70" so I don't think he kept the double age in his calculation
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 3 года назад
He's 48 so she's 62 ... He wasn't thinking she was twice his age or he would've said 90-100.... Maybe he doesn't really give a fuck about the exact numbers and doesn't analyze every sentence he says before he says it cuz that would make for a pretty fukn boring COMEDY PODCAST!!!
@mrwilson10190
@mrwilson10190 3 года назад
Ur intelligence is on par with Bret's I think lol. He never came close to saying whatever hell u just said
@oldyoungone
@oldyoungone 3 года назад
The worst part of that Oklahoma football player fight was rolling around on that nasty ass piss covered bar bathroom floor.
@shoonger001
@shoonger001 3 года назад
Thats just Oklahoma soil...
@johnnydeleon8210
@johnnydeleon8210 3 года назад
Definitely saw some puke or shit
@bigbakaboon
@bigbakaboon 3 года назад
that was my reaction. Football man gets his ass beat, meh whatever. Them rolling around in piss, fucking gross. Pick anywhere else to fight. Who starts a fight in the bathroom anyways?
@weizhongxianfumariobeans7788
@weizhongxianfumariobeans7788 3 года назад
@@bigbakaboon bcos they thought they would win, and probably bcos an altercation happened right there, and to walk out would be pussying out. So it goes down right there and then.
@kuslerf12
@kuslerf12 3 года назад
@@weizhongxianfumariobeans7788 lmao facts someone busts ur nose in the bathroom n ur supposed to be like let's take it outside buddy
@thekrakenguy6962
@thekrakenguy6962 3 года назад
Well I can’t identify with the football player. I don’t go picking fights in bathrooms lol
@thomasbobinski4127
@thomasbobinski4127 Год назад
Bro really said Qwavo 😂 too funny
@connorp3354
@connorp3354 3 года назад
Can’t live Monday’s 365 without these two
@beercavetech
@beercavetech 3 года назад
Veggies, soy, livelife365
@xrphoenix7194
@xrphoenix7194 3 года назад
You know I'm coming up in may
@billbozeman
@billbozeman 3 года назад
A reenactment of Tom's story WITH Jennifer Anniston has to happen.
@nathanmiller9918
@nathanmiller9918 3 года назад
How many millions to get her on board?
@daniel9610able
@daniel9610able 3 года назад
Great idea
@andrewthompson3204
@andrewthompson3204 3 года назад
Bert saying Ben afleck is the hardest part of my week.
@Dekkuran
@Dekkuran 3 года назад
That fight scene is the literal demonstration of "fuck around and find out".
@smoovegutierrez541
@smoovegutierrez541 3 года назад
“It’s good to be back” Good lord, Nadav’s googling
@sideeffect1591
@sideeffect1591 3 года назад
Now that song is stuck in my head. My wife is in for a treat when she gets home 😂
@gabemeza7177
@gabemeza7177 3 года назад
Nadav need a raise lol
@Bild0zer
@Bild0zer 3 года назад
Where did he go?
@rf7814
@rf7814 3 года назад
It's a bit at this point lol
@RoyalReyna
@RoyalReyna 3 года назад
@@Bild0zer I thought he needed a break from brent lol. Do you remember last week when he asked Chris to find the pizza place from Rome that he was thinking of with like no info? lol he is ridiculous
@well_as_an_expert_id_say
@well_as_an_expert_id_say 3 года назад
The smaller brother going "which one you want?" in that bar fight vid is one of the most metal things I've seen this week
@jonathansims8572
@jonathansims8572 3 года назад
One of my favorite podcast! Two guys acting like guys talking about anything! It’s a vibe for sure!
@RayleneSteves
@RayleneSteves 3 года назад
Bert is too scared to say “Red Bar Radio”. The terror is real.
@user-kk8vd4nd9y
@user-kk8vd4nd9y 3 года назад
Bert Kreischer hates GF (George Floyd.)
@KellenS128
@KellenS128 3 года назад
Bert : in my recollection she looked JUST like Jennifer Aniston. Reality : Roseanne Bar 😂🤣
@TimWing23
@TimWing23 3 года назад
Roseanne Barr now or Roseanne 1992?
@KellenS128
@KellenS128 3 года назад
@@TimWing23 really??
@TimWing23
@TimWing23 3 года назад
@@KellenS128 lol it's a reference to Billy Madison. Norm Macdonald's character- "Who would you rather bone? Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?" Billy Madison - "Jack Nicholson now or 1974?"
@KellenS128
@KellenS128 3 года назад
@@TimWing23 ohhh... great movie! Im horrible at remembering lines like that lol
@Ramboskates85
@Ramboskates85 3 года назад
@@TimWing23 1992
@theliammoran27
@theliammoran27 3 года назад
"Super hot plus psychological problems equals Angel on Earth" - Tommy Buns
@sly-1429
@sly-1429 3 года назад
The lesson in the fight is don't go looking for a fight if you're not ready for a fight. And when a guy looks at his brother and says "Which one do you want?" they are ready to fight. Plus know your friends and don't let them get you caught up in their shit.
@klekster12
@klekster12 3 года назад
Bert might be the most clueless human that exists
@darcys9597
@darcys9597 3 года назад
Bruce is a hero, to talk fitness while wearing a hat dedicated to bacon is iconic.
@J4themperor
@J4themperor 3 года назад
Bruce😂? Mean Bert?
@P4PKing
@P4PKing 3 года назад
@@J4themperor Yeah, that Burnt Chrysler guy is kinda funny,
@isntitobvious9894
@isntitobvious9894 3 года назад
Bacon is Keto when cooked one way and high protein when cooked another. And Saturated fats are needed for proper hormonal development. Bacon is Based idc if fat people use it wrong .
@jab62262
@jab62262 3 года назад
Best part of Monday now it gos down hill from this.
@js01141
@js01141 3 года назад
Ymh tomorrow mommy!!!! If you're a member
@YizzERR
@YizzERR 3 года назад
@@js01141 That's if you're following proto, bud.
@cowperm
@cowperm 3 года назад
Keep em high and tight.
@Bloodyknukelzz
@Bloodyknukelzz 3 года назад
Lmfao at the Tiger commercial that’s def a commercial but it’s also def them talking over it
@andrewfoster444
@andrewfoster444 3 года назад
You can't help but smile with bert what a legend!!!!!! We all need a bert in our life
@rams812
@rams812 3 года назад
Berts assessment of that fight is no surprise. He would easily be the jackass football player thinking he's bad because he's bigger. Bert is the guy who would get his ass whooped easily
@josteincarlsen2905
@josteincarlsen2905 3 года назад
Agree
@CezaMVO
@CezaMVO 3 года назад
That's why It boggles my mind how he's made it this far in life. I'm surprised more people dont randomly beat up bert.
@tammycomeau110
@tammycomeau110 3 года назад
Except the mma dudes were the ones blocking the door...kinda important part of the story...I thought, asshole football players, until I realized that from the video.
@buyingscratchoffticketsunt5750
@buyingscratchoffticketsunt5750 3 года назад
right? and then not learn his lesson and have it happen over and over
@lewciferistic
@lewciferistic 3 года назад
It's amazing how he watched it 100 times yet gets the story so wrong.
@andrewpowers3719
@andrewpowers3719 3 года назад
"They need a white wine and sativa rehab" Bert should put this on a shirt and sell it to divorcees on Etsy.
@kaynebrown464
@kaynebrown464 3 года назад
“I’m surprised I didn’t get more molested as a child” *bobby lee laughing in the background* I can relate
@leeph2016
@leeph2016 3 года назад
I thought that was a producer or something, pretty well-timed lol
@kaynebrown464
@kaynebrown464 3 года назад
I know but would be funny if it was Bobby lee he’s been here done that
@qwizzle78
@qwizzle78 3 года назад
I found this because redbar totally destroyed this chump again
@user-kk8vd4nd9y
@user-kk8vd4nd9y 3 года назад
GEORGE FLOYD❤️💦
@korshelsaid8283
@korshelsaid8283 3 года назад
If bert has less then 3 beverages in front of him then there's an issue lol
@joshuasutton3461
@joshuasutton3461 3 года назад
*Than Carry on.
@RonBurgundy412
@RonBurgundy412 3 года назад
Thankfully the grammar police are here..... We really needed you.
@joshuasutton3461
@joshuasutton3461 3 года назад
Not everyone is willing to help tear out the roots of ignorance, friend. I'm doing my part.
@squigtonianmayhem4602
@squigtonianmayhem4602 3 года назад
There's a bucket of Kool-Aid on the floor next to him.
@Chris-P
@Chris-P 3 года назад
Boom, it's officially Monday folks 😎
@benjamminleft
@benjamminleft 3 года назад
Bert realizing his workout is another man's work is hilarious.
@drewprosser8861
@drewprosser8861 3 года назад
I swear I’m answering every face time with “are you seriously fucken FaceTiming me right now?”
@well_as_an_expert_id_say
@well_as_an_expert_id_say 3 года назад
Anyone notice in the Spencer Jones vid bert says "he's putting him in a guillotine" when he sinks the rear naked choke because the guy narrating the video did too 😂
@patsplayhouse
@patsplayhouse 3 года назад
🤦‍♂️
@ghikeberg808
@ghikeberg808 3 года назад
Having watched MMA for nearly a decade it always gets me when people call chokes wrong lmao can't blame em though.
@joelav91
@joelav91 3 года назад
Ahhhhh hun dread purse ent
@nathanmiller9918
@nathanmiller9918 3 года назад
That's why he identifies with those guys...
@joshuanewbury9260
@joshuanewbury9260 3 года назад
Let’s be honest very probably identifies with the football dude cus it’s probably exactly the kind of thing he did with his friends
@bracejuice7955
@bracejuice7955 3 года назад
So weird that Burnt identifies with the entitled rich frat boys....
@jerry341667
@jerry341667 3 года назад
That’s what I’m saying .
@joshuanewbury9260
@joshuanewbury9260 3 года назад
Just the strangest take on that situation. People identify with the smaller guy because big frat douches usually get away with that kind of crap without consequence. Also Bert is OBSESSED with ‘cancel culture’ while simultaneously not seeming to fully understand it.
@Spongekelp
@Spongekelp 3 года назад
I hate frat boys but love Bert. What’s wrong with me
@theirishbear_osrs
@theirishbear_osrs 3 года назад
Definitely identifying, reflecting, and realizing how lucky he was that he never came across a fighter in his frat days.
@trevor5834
@trevor5834 3 года назад
@@Spongekelp Bert is just well spoken (in a relative sense) enough where we forget that he's essentially a frat bro in his 50s
@TheFloresj23
@TheFloresj23 3 года назад
Buddy Trip sounds like a great show. Tom and Bert do cool stuff with other buddy duo’s every week.
@ryanmulqueen6295
@ryanmulqueen6295 3 года назад
Bert sees a cliff and say I've been there I've jumped off that🤣 legend
@austin5317
@austin5317 3 года назад
Bert and Tiger Woods surgeon: “Let’s put a pin in this”
@Bellyheart
@Bellyheart 3 года назад
New rule for Bertus Interuptus: one drink every time he says 'cancel culture'
@Ken-pv9zu
@Ken-pv9zu 3 года назад
Cancer culture
@joshuanewbury9260
@joshuanewbury9260 3 года назад
The man is obsessed, suspiciously worried?
@patrickbrand1319
@patrickbrand1319 3 года назад
He speaks like a valley girl
@jacquelinemoreno6666
@jacquelinemoreno6666 3 года назад
This reminded me so much of older episodes, love Tom steering the podcast.
@havoc391
@havoc391 3 года назад
These two loads , Ben, and Matt yeah sure. It will get an Oscar when it is filmed as “Fatback Mountain” and yes Bart you will win for best power bottom.
@4nnunaki
@4nnunaki 3 года назад
I love how we just jumped right into molestation. I was molested as a child which is probably why i drink but i must say this show is still fucking hilarious. Loved the bar fight scene.
@yohanscold2149
@yohanscold2149 3 года назад
Go see a Therapist my guy, ain't nothing wrong with it. I go see mine once a month, and I've never felt better. That drinking ain't gonna do nothing good, speaking from experience brotha. 🙏
@josteincarlsen2905
@josteincarlsen2905 3 года назад
✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿
@camreonwae3613
@camreonwae3613 3 года назад
14:53 Bert acting like he knows what he’s talking about “he puts him in a guillotine hear” even tho its a very obvious rear naked choke lmao he can be so dumb sometimes
@hollyedwards6066
@hollyedwards6066 3 года назад
Maybe it comes from the "deep dive" he did because someone in the bathroom on the video calls it a guillotine.
@williamblair-
@williamblair- 3 года назад
Here* can’t talk shit then have a spelling error Camreon. THO I 100% agree with you. Except I’d say so dumb all the time.
@shoonger001
@shoonger001 3 года назад
"Sometimes"??? He's a moron uh hundred percent of the time...
@camreonwae3613
@camreonwae3613 3 года назад
@@williamblair- fair enough lol
@joshuaapplebaum2691
@joshuaapplebaum2691 3 года назад
Great story Tom can’t wait to hear more next week
@JaimeAT1433
@JaimeAT1433 3 года назад
These topics hit hard, good ones
@Hotobu
@Hotobu 3 года назад
Exhibit #5397 of how Bert sees the world fucked up: The reason why most people identify with the smaller MMA fighter is that most people aren't going around picking fights, therefore they're far more likely to be the one getting fucked with. People aren't going to identify with one person or the other based on fighting skill, it's which side they're likely to be on in a conflict.
@ez123489
@ez123489 3 года назад
Hes kind of right in that its more so people jumping to conclusions siding with one side when there is no clear evidence of what happened before the fight
@Hotobu
@Hotobu 3 года назад
@@ez123489 There's no evidence only if you choose to ignore the evidence. #1 The MMA guy wiped blood off of his face before the fight. He had already been hit, and *since he obviously could have destroyed either one of them at any given time* was already holding back. #2 Only went into beast mode after getting shoved
@ez123489
@ez123489 3 года назад
@@Hotobu You dont know what happened before the recording is what im saying
@Frauman
@Frauman 3 года назад
Fucking thank you. I wish Bert had a co-host to challenge his idiotic ideas. Tom at least used to make fun of him for being a dumbass, now he's just like "yeah dude". This show is losing its entertainment factor and just turning into "wah wah cancel culture" in the same way Dr Drew After Dark has.
@conorakapryrs
@conorakapryrs 3 года назад
I mean it looked pretty clear to me they were harassing the mma guy
@zachstoltz
@zachstoltz 3 года назад
"2 Bears, 1 Aniston" has a catchy ring to it for the tv show
@banehthistle7709
@banehthistle7709 3 года назад
Bert telling people to sympathize with the jocks is a good indication of what kind of interaction he had with jocks in school. And probably how he treated other people.
@a_toofargone
@a_toofargone Год назад
He’s going back immediately 😂
@ChrisIbanezzz
@ChrisIbanezzz 3 года назад
"Everyone knows I'm running 2000 miles this year, and do you know what I put on everyday?...." 5 pounds
@sideeffect1591
@sideeffect1591 3 года назад
😂
@MichaelWutsch
@MichaelWutsch 3 года назад
"Can't believe my old best friend who is sober now thinks drinking in the morning is bad" Bfart
@DonHorvathIII
@DonHorvathIII 3 года назад
That manscape add 1:35 into the episode was just fantastic. Just what I was looking for after Tom reads his mattress ad for the 70th time
@WhitetailStudsTV
@WhitetailStudsTV 3 года назад
Can't stop watching you guys!
@Leslie-wb8cb
@Leslie-wb8cb 3 года назад
The look on Tom's face when Burt went to call the Discovery guy. OMG
@OtterWarlock
@OtterWarlock 3 года назад
My dream is that someday Todd and Carizma have Jennifer Aniston on YMH. "Hey Jen, have you ever met Ed Asner??"
@501austin3
@501austin3 3 года назад
Really started the show off with a bang this episode lol loving it
@jayblackburn3553
@jayblackburn3553 3 года назад
Tim Santa’s smile pose at 1:58 is a perfect meme template for when Bertrum says insane career-ruining shit
@matt497
@matt497 3 года назад
Good to see Berd cutting back on Kool-Aid and just sticking with Pepsi.
@cobrakaiX
@cobrakaiX 3 года назад
😂
@beardedrake9983
@beardedrake9983 3 года назад
Lmao
@JukeTD
@JukeTD 3 года назад
God every other comment on here is gold :"")
@thealphabeaver298
@thealphabeaver298 3 года назад
Bert's definitely getting canceled because he shows how much he cares about worried about being canceled.
@nathanmiller9918
@nathanmiller9918 3 года назад
Until a dog can make the accusations, he's good.
@pnisdump3174
@pnisdump3174 3 года назад
That the type of shit that'll make you not get canceled. These dudes are almost canceling themselves
@mitch4080
@mitch4080 3 года назад
Shoutout Bert reppin’ the Lehigh Valley IronPigs hat! Used to be a Batboy over there.
@blooz7134
@blooz7134 2 года назад
Bert has a sponsor on wine and he mixes it with his work outs!. 🤣🤣🤣
@sissyofFreemont
@sissyofFreemont 3 года назад
YMH has made this pandy much easier, but now my jeans are TOO tight 👖
@joelav91
@joelav91 3 года назад
No such thing as to high or to tight
@funkk
@funkk 3 года назад
Soooohigh as well!
@sissyofFreemont
@sissyofFreemont 3 года назад
@@joelav91 my tummy skin disagrees
@jamie3653
@jamie3653 3 года назад
Try dunking. It's good for weight loss
@sissyofFreemont
@sissyofFreemont 3 года назад
@@jamie3653 ahhhh hundred percent true
@adamkrueger1257
@adamkrueger1257 3 года назад
For a deep dive Bert got it all wrong. the guy with the curly hair is asking his brother which one he wants when the dude pushes him 🤣
@saydimiyashiro
@saydimiyashiro 3 года назад
It's so awesome when they both whisper and/or giggle to wear it's inaudible
@joesliva3772
@joesliva3772 2 года назад
What was always fun at college parties was to gator roll the entire football team.
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