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Ep. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss how they're spending the quarantine, Bert's weight gain, and Drake. Bert graces us with his singing and freestyle abilities, and discusses his Adam Sandler interview mishap. The bears also talk to comedian Ian Bagg, 90 Day Fiance producer Dan Adler, and sports analyst Pat McAfee. How are YOU passing time during the quarantine? Let us know in the comment section below!
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@Opine_Divine 4 года назад

Major props to Tom for running this school for the mentally disabled and taking such good care of his student, Bert.

@goombajenkins4317 4 года назад

best comment

@alekos2740 2 года назад

Bro I'm death 🤣😂💀

@alexwhittemore21 Год назад

GOLDEN comment

@chasepollet5327 8 месяцев назад

I CANT BREATHE HAHAHAHA

@FragranceEuphoria 4 года назад

Bert: "I thought about giving my kids xanax in their drinks." Ari Shaffar has entered the chat

@sabyhernandezjr7048 4 года назад

I though of Ari immediately

@danksidoodles 4 года назад

Right

@danksidoodles 4 года назад

Bert the amazing hypocrite

@ianmoone4879 4 года назад

If he did it, perhaps. What parent hasn't had a similar thought?

@FragranceEuphoria 4 года назад

I still love him!

@Stebeau123 4 года назад

When Bert's story is making you tear up and nearly cry but then Tom says his kid called him a fag....I DIED laughing

@miguellucero 4 года назад

Sierra Tebeau I listened to this while mowing the lawn.. I think I missed it and I couldn’t find it!!! Did you remember where that was!?

@capnkirk13_9 4 года назад

Miguel Lucero I know I’m late but it’s about 15:15

@ACarter87 2 года назад

Both stories were so equally amazing lol

@MegaThrasher95 4 года назад

Bert “I had this flashlight that shoots 10,000 alumninums” Kreischer

@SuperTuri23 4 года назад

MegaThrasher95 i missed this 😂😂

@dannyb20vtec28 3 года назад

I died when I heard that!!! Berts an idiot

@andrewgrant624 2 года назад

This literally has me lol at work and everyone looks at me funny

@thestinkiestpp1894 Год назад

@@andrewgrant624 i started a new job last week and everyone has already accepted that i be laughing at nothing, a lot 😂

@Heroasaurus 4 года назад

Bert talking to Drake: I’m your biggest fan.

@glenncunningham6397 4 года назад

You mean Blake?

@Heroasaurus 4 года назад

Glenn Cunningham his hotline boink song

@PixelCreep 4 года назад

Bert: I love your song Bobs Plan. We should hang out when I come to Winnipeg

@sbroggie 4 года назад

100%

@MichaelWutsch 4 года назад

I love your song "came from the bottom"

@SkulkyMcNasty 4 года назад

I love when Burt stops the episode to read texts from his clan friends about rallies he's going to

@nicholaskrivda5321 4 года назад

Skulky McNasty *klan

@ClimptonDiddlehopper 4 года назад

Clan- scottish familial group Klan- Bert meets with them to burn crosses and exchange recipes

@REAPER3fitty 4 года назад

Tom missed a golden opportunity there

@nztrader2.04 4 года назад

That's where I thought it was headding

@Kody963 4 года назад

That was the grand wizard show some respect

@corey69000 4 года назад

In the span of 60 seconds, Bert calls Drake “Blake” and “Drape”

@loweche6 4 года назад

I approve of Drape.

@thesovereign4218 4 года назад

Who cares? Drake's a douchebag.

@skippy_tgl 3 года назад

@@thesovereign4218 what?

@mftoeless1687 3 года назад

@@skippy_tgl the idolization and the absolute hating of celebs has confused me forever like you don’t know drake how you know he’s an asshole

@deetwodcs4683 2 года назад

I think it's early on set dementia from all the booze.

@MitchellMasterson14 4 года назад

Bert’s entirely unaware this show has become Tom assisting him in humiliating himself, and I love it.

@eddiemena1006 4 года назад

Mitchell Masterson I don’t think Bertram can get humiliated

@curlsp7921 4 года назад

I think the funniest part is that he actually is aware😂

@jcw231 4 года назад

Oh I think he's woefully aware lmao. It's just attention so he leans into it regardless. 🤣

@rigney777 4 года назад

It reminds me of Kenny vs Spenny

@SR-kt7jc 4 года назад

The moment I began to love 2 Bears is when I realized it's really just a show about a hyperactive, special needs boy and his surly but lovable caretaker. Edit: Wow, 200 upvotes, thanks guys. And yes, I am just (sorta) kidding. Love you Bert.

@kingbradley8058 4 года назад

Lmaooo

@drewmorse7512 4 года назад

holy shit, that’s the funniest thing I’ve read 😂

@ZaydaPhiKnight 4 года назад

Holy fuck...

@Crazyeyes388 4 года назад

And you get a like - Oprah Winfrey 2020

@MountainGuerrilla 4 года назад

best comment of all time

@brendanstanley7758 4 года назад

The longer this quarantine goes on the more Bert looks like himself in Tom's dance video

@jiujitsufighter91 4 года назад

Brendan Stanley I need Tom to see that comment. Haha. Hilarious

@kjcorder 4 года назад

Muhsheen

@taylordial9107 4 года назад

He has feelings, you know? He has big, fat feelings and it’s not nice of you to hurt them.

@dionemery642 4 года назад

Fucking hilarious

@DonnieEcho 4 года назад

"Started from the top now we're here." God I love a good Blake song.

@TheBlackMambaa248 4 года назад

It’s been 24 hours and I still haven’t finished this podcast. I keep passing out from this drinking game.

@joedia420 6 месяцев назад

😅

@mikemoore4033 4 года назад

“I’m certain I probably did” -the most Bert sentence ever.

@robertcoman4236 4 года назад

oh, 100%

@wtfpwnz0red 4 года назад

60% of the time it works every time

@danielpenrodii2389 4 года назад

A-hundred percent!!!

@IrishGary1 4 года назад

Aw a-yeah

@MGBlast666 4 года назад

25:20

@collinweyand9293 4 года назад

44:00 “I have a flashlight that shoots 10,000 aluminums” -Bret Chrysler

@Doorito_ 4 года назад

Hilarious

@zombygunslinger 4 года назад

Take a drink...

@MetalPhlex 4 года назад

Oh fuck, my sides just left this galaxy 🤣

@cleveland2020 4 года назад

Hahaha thank you

@caleblogan5818 4 года назад

“Is the actual beat to the song?” “No?” “Sounds like it”. Let’s all remember Bert has never heard a Drake song.

@TheKingOfBeans 4 года назад

Caleb Logan I also never have.

@james5637 4 года назад

Isn't he that guy from the kids show with Josh?

@balls2go 4 года назад

@@james5637 drake bell looool

@BM151 4 года назад

Yo, Southern Smoke, Son!

@OregonChronic 4 года назад

Same. I’ve heard the name for years but I always remember hearing that he’s a Canadian black dude that came from a Canadian kids show. Dude isn’t hard. He shouldn’t be rapping. Thanks lil Wayne

@oakridge5905 4 года назад

"He has a $200M deal with Netflix. They throw it in."

@butthead2459 4 года назад

Lol the world needed a real life homer simpson

@cosmicresonance4142 3 года назад

@Robert Arnold like he says he's just lucky

@wisterV 4 года назад

Any body else catch “I have this flashlight that shoots ten thousand aluminums.”

@aaronwilson2441 4 года назад

Since all 28 of these people are too rude to answer you I will fill you in. Yes. A majority of us.

@mtownstar 4 года назад

Probably meant lumens

@Physicallyretard 4 года назад

just one of about 30 of the strokes that happened mid sentence for bert on this one.........JESUS lol

@ShredHouseGaming 4 года назад

Bert is adorably uneducated, it’s like he skimmed everything he ever learned

@Physicallyretard 4 года назад

@@ShredHouseGaming but pair that with the aimless excitement of a golden retriever

@cassiusOR 4 года назад

New category for the drinking game: Drink every time Tom has to correct Bert

@MatEGSS 4 года назад

Two drinks if bert doesn't believe him at first

@tysoncowan5192 4 года назад

Annnnnnnnnd...... I'm smashed

@carlross3033 4 года назад

we're trying to get drunk, not die

@laneeric 4 года назад

but... but...BUT MY liver!!!

@Delirioussports 4 года назад

I think we should all just drink ourselves into a coma and skip the categories because that’s where we’ll end up anyways

@champagnetyler 4 года назад

Bert: "Hypocriticalness" Aaaaaaaand my drink is done.

@jtorres5381 4 года назад

1:05:42 "I've heard that, started at the bottom now were at the top?" Guy in the background laughed so hard my cereal came out through my nose!🤣🤣🤣

@scottysupermoto69 4 года назад

Bert said "Flash light shoots 10,000 aluminums" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@paulcavaliere2557 4 года назад

Caught that too, just shook my head.. Bart Christensen isn't long for this world I suspect...

@crazyjoedavola5430 4 года назад

Barth doesn't know lumins...

@dylancrotteau9633 4 года назад

He can’t catch a break 😂

@daviscleveland1283 4 года назад

@@crazyjoedavola5430 And you don't know Lumens...

@treybroome8964 4 года назад

Berts reasoning for how long he's "not drank" makes about as much sense as his pool showers

@jamieissorry99 4 года назад

i liked Bert as a person before this podcast, now i just think he's a disgusting human being (no showers, etc) and i have no idea why Leanna is with him still 😂😂 besides the $$$. he's funny though

@Miv51miv51 4 года назад

And his idea that soap does nothing...

@JamesWilliams-dz5tn 4 года назад

I think his own scrambled brain is trying to implement a frequent flyer style reward system where he can trade “sober” time for shirtless booze fueled shenanigans

@jamieissorry99 4 года назад

@@Miv51miv51 i also want to punch him in the throat every time he says "i didn't drink, but i had 2 today but it doesn't count. then if i go 5 days without drinking i can drink and it doesn't count" no you dummy, you're an alcoholic makin excuses for yourself and wondering why you keep gettin fat. needless to say, im here for Tom

@Danielfucks69 4 года назад

Michael S is not wrong

@vanncrosby986 4 года назад

bert: "im not drinking" essentially allows himself to drink every five days and says hes not drinking.

@laconcombs4667 4 года назад

Vann Crosby Well hes an alcoholic lol

@ljdj1238 4 года назад

Once a week isn’t really drinking in the term he means though, he’s one about getting blasted 24/7

@John-lo4xz 4 года назад

@@ljdj1238 If you cant even stay sober for 6 months you are a weak pathetic beta male.

@Revolution1117 4 года назад

LOL, right?? The mental gymnastics & justifications he uses to drink/not drink just kills me. Five days not drinking, but has "holidays" when he wants that don't count, but if he drinks before 5 days, not to mention edibles, etc, etc, etc. He COMPLETELY lost me.

@offonion2524 4 года назад

It truly warms my heart when I see Bert's face light up when he gets an idea for a new game they can play

@chrismason7204 4 года назад

God bless you Tom for trying to put an end to the beat bits.

@nickdaboii 4 года назад

lol are you kidding? he eggs him on so hard.

@donmega2642 4 года назад

@@nickdaboii nah when bert wanted to do the machine story as a freestyle tom was pretty quick to shut that shit down

@PrimordialEconomics 4 года назад

@@donmega2642 I will admit though I laugh hardest when Bert just starts taking shit off the rails.

@jairoperez7059 4 года назад

Burns "Freestyle" Kreischland hitting us with: 'pull up the lyrics so i can freestyle'

@theplourde 4 года назад

Jairo Perez I really wished Nadav or whoever in the control room went “nah” because I couldn’t skip through that fast enough.

@thiiiccvanillamilkshake7468 4 года назад

“Blake is from Tronto” - Burt

@lisahailey3922 4 года назад

“Can he say it? He’s from Canada.” BERT OH MY GOD

@drewg742 4 года назад

"cause I had a flashlight that's 10,000 luminems" The blind confidence he has when he speaks is astonishing.

@WagonerVT 4 года назад

Enders Gone encouraging what? The slight mispronunciation of an uncommon word?

@patricklautensleger9522 4 года назад

Jakob Lawrence it’s a pretty common word. And it’s not like fucking up the English language is a one-off for Bert. Why not let the guy poke a little fun? It’s not like he was rambling incoherent racist nonsense like Bert.

@SC0TTYoP 4 года назад

I need a supercut, similar to Joe Rogan meets Roe Jogan, where it's Bert talking to Bert saying all the offcolored things that Tom goads him into saying, and call it "2 Berts 1 Cave" . Editing Wizards, hop to it!

@K31R616 4 года назад

It's entirely possible...

@simonmorgan6934 4 года назад

He'd just keep interrupting himself.

@sporshdircle599 4 года назад

I wonder if Bert is aware Jay Baruchel is the voice from How to train a dragon, which his kids probably love

@billiondollardan 4 года назад

Bert having such a shit time with his Sandler interview and then talking openly about it makes me LOVE him a million times more. He's like my precious gem

@KnotBoxing 4 года назад

Bert discovered Drake was black and Jewish so he decided to block him out the last 10yrs.

@morisslg 4 года назад

fuck yeah, i hope they will read this comment on next episode :D

@Abitflippant 4 года назад

Since Bert raised his kids right they probably haven't heard of the Holocaust either.

@chrism45 4 года назад

I forgot Bert was racist and antisemetic for a second, now it makes sense thanks.

@anthonymiller934 4 года назад

@@chrism45 hahaha oh man.

@parisab6 4 года назад

Hahaha!!!

@the_comedycritic6066 4 года назад

It’s Bert “that’s enough about me let’s talk more about me” Kreischer.

@gomezfernando2433 4 года назад

Bert’s Jay Baruchel prank on his daughters is actually hilarious 🤣

@xmenwolverineX Год назад

Bert's way of counting sobriety is textbook alcoholic and tom knows it lmfao

@JamesWilliams-dz5tn 4 года назад

Aaaaaand we’re back to Bert struggles with pharmaceuticals and conversation, hosted by Tom

@marioescarcegaleon4100 4 года назад

When Bert sang "Started from the Bottom", he was talking about the rise of the Third Reich.

@dumbot12 4 года назад

Bert snapping to the remix of him singing is the most endearing shit I've ever seen him do

@jam3sbarry198 4 года назад

Tom's intro jokes on everyone are soo Hilarious cause Bert can't do anything but laugh

@calebmontague7675 4 года назад

Just survived a tornado. First bit of WiFi in 14 hours. Straight to 2b1c

@zakkholguin3942 4 года назад

You the dude who's house got moved into the middle of the street?

@BaBy_ShoWeR 4 года назад

Glad you survived my kids would love to meet their uncle.

@LegitHawaiian95 4 года назад

Glad you made it 🙏🏽

@commentetiquettestudent1788 4 года назад

2 blacks 1 chick?

@SlapNFap 4 года назад

Alabama?

@GC_420 4 года назад

43:53 Bert has a flashlight that 'shoots 10,000 aluminums'

@IrishGary1 4 года назад

Bert at 1:30:55 went full Larry King... My belly was in agony laughing at Tom's reaction to that

@fuzzmaster77 4 года назад

How did Tom recover so quickly from that?

@Daniel305G 4 года назад

I lost my shit and rewatched it wayyy too many times

@Andrew112081 2 года назад

Then at 1:33:37 🤣🤣🤣

@RDSwords 4 года назад

1:06:15 I never dreamed that I would ever hear Burnt Chrysler sing a folk music rendition of a Drake song.

@sonictitan190 4 года назад

Bert: “Blake is from Toronto”

@707romo707 4 года назад

sonic titan I was listening to is and decided to come straight here to check that I wasn’t the only one who noticed 😂

@tolson488 4 года назад

Omg I’m glad I’m not the only one who heard it I can’t believe Tom didn’t hear it😂

@hoodpope5226 4 года назад

tolson488 rewatch lmao he def look at three camera when he said Blake lolol just ignored it

@Nia-zq5jl 4 года назад

Haha I like how you didn’t bother writing Berts full name, I don’t either lol

@Ramboskates85 4 года назад

Berts drake impression sounds like an Irish person who got lost in Minnesota.

@BrotherofLink3 4 года назад

Ramsey Bivona that’s Drake. What’re you talking about

@solomondoors2306 4 года назад

It's more like someone from far eastern Canada

@ontariomotorsport7038 4 года назад

@@solomondoors2306 legit though. sounded Newfie

@boonemyers4739 4 года назад

Time stamps would be handy

@LootenantXan 9 месяцев назад

Bert singing "Hold on, We're Going Home" was better than the original. Lmao

@NotLongTanandHandsome 2 дня назад

6:15 "He's got a kid now" 'oh..he's got a girlfriend?" WELLWELLLWELLLLL 😂😂😂

@gordonfreeman1700 4 года назад

"Doctor recommended Reeses Pieces"--Bert Kreischer

@EpicKiller995 4 года назад

That made me spill my drink no bullshit

@gordonfreeman1700 4 года назад

P.S. PunnKin Chunkin--The Machine

@Delirioussports 4 года назад

I think you mistook Bart Kirshner for someone else

@ariecalvin2227 4 года назад

Bert you also said "10k aluminums" for your flashlight strength! haha love this podcast

@elicassidy1564 4 года назад

I am so happy they are making new episodes every week through this pandemic, gives me something to look forward to each Monday. :) Thanks

@illumineddiie 4 года назад

Bert was going to “Ari Shaffir” his daughter’s drinks 😂

@patricklayne255 4 года назад

I really hope they talk about Bert's interview with Sandler

@lamolambda8349 4 года назад

That would be a precious gem I would be a Happy Madison if they did.

@localgrocer7709 4 года назад

They do and it's hilarious 😂

@chedderburg 4 года назад

Made my whole year

@aj00 4 года назад

Hey Adam do you have Netflix?

@bamwinning 4 года назад

My favorite part is how Tom acts like he isn't close friends with Bert and just fuels his antics for content.

@Humanfeelingsnyc 4 года назад

Thats what real friends do

@Hallucinato444 4 года назад

You're a horrible judge of character if you think he comes off as not being close

@charlottem.1477 3 года назад

Omg, I died for Tom’s story about his toddler. Then I cried for Bert’s, and then I laughed at Tom’s other son’s story. Good job guys! 😜

@DaddyLikesitRough69 4 года назад

Bert: “I think I did the Sandler interview poorly.” Everyone: “Oh you call rambling incoherently without giving Sandler the chance to speak an interview?”

@mayhem2288 4 года назад

Bert stops drinking and thinks he’s sober while popping Xanax like crazy 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

@lsptnjpm 4 года назад

Dont forget. It doesnt count as drinking if you take a 5 day break before and after. Imagine if someone only smoked crack one day a week. They would still be smoking crack.

@frankbautista4475 4 года назад

"Theres got to be some good accident footage" -tom segura 😂😂

@pistaboy 3 года назад

1:14:22 Toms look when Bert says he’s gonna sing the machine song is murdering me 😂😂😂

@wtfrankrojo8443 4 года назад

Bert singing was one of the most painful things I've ever witnessed and I've seen combat in Iraq twice. Its like if nickleback had aids and was dying of cancer

@meganhalligan9802 4 года назад

wtfrank Rojo 😂😂😂

@dannyjackson3784 4 года назад

Holy SHIT!!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂

@dannyjackson3784 4 года назад

Nailed it

@jeremyrathbun8304 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@IrishGary1 4 года назад

As Trey Parker and Matt Stone said about Russell Crowe's album...It's like Bon Jovi meets Hepatitis B

@Nastynati0513 4 года назад

10mg Tom and Xany Bert at it again.

@gxp5.3 Год назад

“I turned one on that flashes 10,000 aluminums”love it!! 😂

@Hatingmeisconforming 4 года назад

It's only a sign that Bert would be a perfect character in an Adam Sandler Comedy.

@DeShawnaldTrump 4 года назад

“It’s a show about comedians dancing. Real creative. I wonder where they got that idea from”

@johnhealysvideos 4 года назад

Wasn't that literally all Bert said? And now he's apologizing for it. Unreal.

@hellalyfe 4 года назад

@@johnhealysvideos Right? What a time to be alive.. smfh

@biguprochester 4 года назад

hellalyfe shake your filthy helmet? Go warsh that lil mug

@garrywellman 4 года назад

Yeah, that women is crazy for getting pissed over that

@HobtheGoblin 4 года назад

"You stole my idea" is kind of a big fucking accusation in comedy. Comedians dancing is not a Bert original concept, so an apology is sensible.

@TheHarmmm 4 года назад

I love Bert and his energy. It's like a special needs adult who stumbled upon someone's coke stash.

@supernovamimosa 4 года назад

Lmfao great analysis

@samster2626 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@ivemadeavowtoneverpullout9049 4 года назад

"I also don't know what an Attorney General is" -Bert Kreischer, 47 years old, 2020

@Kittems 4 года назад

I feel like Bert could watch him self all day every day and still have a huge smile on his face

@jessicacarello3899 4 года назад

Watching Tom watch Bert trying to figure Drake out killed me. 😂

@johnhenryschnell2046 4 года назад

You can tell Tom is a great dad, I literally can’t stop laughing about him chasing “the bigger kid” and falling on his ass, can’t wait to hear more of his stand up where he starts mentioning this stuff😂😂😂

@kevinl3254 4 года назад

Good to see Brent ditched the Klan attire for a nice flannel.

@Thehomelessathlete 4 года назад

Real bros Ethan Denneen

@ramiromoran759 4 года назад

Anyone know what brand name the flannel is? It’s a really nice shirt

@NerdyWhiteGuy 4 года назад

Bert speaks how i type!! IT HAD 10000 ALUMINUMS LOL

@Dcol96 Год назад

Bert singing just hold on we’re going home i friggin LOVE IT hahahahah. He made it work, came up with a whole tune and it actually flowed hahaha. Love it. Love you guys

@SouthCentralPreach 4 года назад

8:55 Makes perfect sense Bert!!! LeeAnn has that same 5 day rule about her personal “trainer” 😂😂😂

@Kris_Toffer 4 года назад

2:47 for intro, 3:24 for start. Edit: 41:05 for first and 1:20:53 for second.

@tysoncowan5192 4 года назад

@Wait What- You are a saint.

@yobum1894 4 года назад

Legend

@mitchbrauchla4963 4 года назад

These two need to do a buddy comedy movie. So much chemistry here, this ain't no bromance, this is romance

@juaneatsburritos4392 4 года назад

The reason Burnt “ThirrdRike” Cryshlezrs doesn’t listen to drake is because he’s not only black, his Jewish as well

@quinnready2936 4 года назад

“I have this flashlight that shoots 10,000 aluminums” drink

@TonyHartzy 4 года назад

44:00 "Ten thousand aluminums." Christ lol

@JWP6948 4 года назад

1:33:28 is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen 😂😂😂😂 that little head nod to get his shit together

@BB5.7 4 года назад

“Could there be worse footage to show you what’s going on?” 😂😂 That made me laugh so fucking hard

@samspezza8328 4 года назад

"It's been 25 days since I had a drink. But we don't count the time I drank with Joe." -Brent Krystals

@RestingBitchface7 4 года назад

Sam Spezza he didn’t drink those two drinks. He smoked them. They don’t count! 🤣

@BDoza27 4 года назад

Burt's bit about "singing" songs "he doesn't know" got really old, really quickly

@dirtydoge756 4 года назад

Yeah, I stopped watching the episode after burt starred to try and improvise started from the bottom

@FrankDickerstein 4 года назад

@@dirtydoge756 He doesn't realize he's a story teller not necessarily a funny guy.

@bobfalfa76 4 года назад

As did his stand up and his whole general way of being

@the_comedycritic6066 4 года назад

He turns everything into a shitty country song.

@bruhholmes 4 года назад

also just hit that point & realized just like last episode half of the 2 hours is audio trash

@thomasbobinski4127 Год назад

Jesus, Bert looks so healthy here compared to now in late 2023... hope he gets sober

@tsuobachi 4 года назад

Bert raps exactly like a Subway commercial for wraps from the early 2000s. Wrap it up!

@jordanlauzier7297 4 года назад

Is Bert ever gonna be honest with himself? Stay tuned to find out!

@Stephen_Eee 4 года назад

Lmao. As long as he believes he is being honest to himself.

@jvkec 4 года назад

@@Stephen_Eee What do you mean? I only have a xanax, two whiskey's, and a joint before bed. I'm completely sober!

@alexmariscal8496 4 года назад

Self awareness isn’t a gift everyone has.

@darkaero 4 года назад

Him not counting it as having a drink if he goes 5 days without drinking is 100% addict thinking. Legit.

@crispyclubbers 4 года назад

@@darkaero and you know he's going to bring up that stupid fucking app to say its been x amount of days when in reality it's 5 at the very most lol

@brendencrowe8407 4 года назад

another drinking rule should be anytime Bert says, “shut up!” but he doesn’t mean be quiet.

@OutlierConcepts 3 года назад

"Im gonna sing the machine song" Toms face was straight "Oh god, I thought we were done with that bit finally"

@samy.1664 4 года назад

Am I the only one who wonders if Tom ever sits back and just asks himself how has Bert ever made it this far? Watching Tom look at Bert as he speaks is the best...

@slickmixology7939 4 года назад

Watching Bert perform raps or sing Drake is ALMOST as funny as Tom's expressions looking at him do it and trying his hardest to not get involved.

@NeonPanda64 4 года назад

“Blake” ‘s new album is gonna crush it

@DigiFolk 4 года назад

haha im surprised no one on the pod noticed this

@alanr482 9 месяцев назад

Tom trying to reign Bert in is like watching someone trying to put a Wolverine into a cat carrier

@novagazer6787 4 года назад

I just fucking love it when the sound engineers cackle their asses off in the background 😂🤣

@UnknownUnknown-bx2lc 4 года назад

Lying to your AA app while you drink and smoke weed. Yep. No problem here.

@joshrowe9653 4 года назад

It's a lame cult anyway.

@andreweatherton9553 4 года назад

Lol not everyone has the Micky mantle gene

@UnknownUnknown-bx2lc 4 года назад

Josh Rowe podcasting comedians? Or AA? Cause they’re the same thing.

@alexhoward1884 4 года назад

@@joshrowe9653 Found the drunk.

4 года назад

As long as he's not preaching gospel about AA. He deserves a smokey-poo.

@Chief_Ten_Bears 4 года назад

Anyone know who he's talking about with the burner acc? 31:30

@angiem6720 4 года назад

exactly why I came into the comments 🧐

@jdubwo4220 4 года назад

@@angiem6720 same

@Chief_Ten_Bears 4 года назад

@@angiem6720 What gets me is idk why he wouldn't out him. Why be honorable to someone who keeps it low n loose.

@nimimerkillinen 4 года назад

@@Chief_Ten_Bears then you would get low too and Bert understands that he got issues enough already. Also maybe a bit of virtue signaling

@doodoodoometal 4 года назад

Chad Zumock

@McShane1996 4 года назад

Anyone playing that drinking game died when it got to the pumpkin chucking 😂😂😂

@JRA73 Год назад

"Because I raised them right!!!!", fuckin quality!!!!! 😂😂😂

@TrundleTheGreat 4 года назад

Bert touches his face like a blind person trying to figure out what they look like.

@kieran8720 4 года назад

TrundleTheGreat lmao

@ericdevlin5724 4 года назад

“I’m so happy I don’t have a bus parked in my yard.” 😂🤣😂🤣

@lisahailey3922 4 года назад

Eric Devlin Dude that took me out

@gavdawwg 4 года назад

Tom is so over the singing segment, but Bert insists on poorly half-singing these songs...

@smoothie_silk840 4 года назад

Bert’s initial “hold on, we’re going home” 😂😂 holy fuck

@angelial10 4 года назад

I’m cry-laughing😂 Tom’s facial expressions as Bert sings are the BEST!