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Ep. 151 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 

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It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Bert interviews Tom about his inspirations for fitness, sex, comedy and his perspective on funding your own projects. They discuss pioneers in the standup comedy world like Dane Cook and Louis CK, Bert shares what he learned about history on his trip to Italy, and how Jesus definitely wasn't white. They try to see if they can name all the presidents, they call Dr. Andrew Huberman to ask a series of health questions about drinking, fitness and psychedelics and get Lex Fridman to hop on the phone to check in.
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@MattWakim
@MattWakim 2 года назад
“If you subtracted all of my fat, I would be pretty ripped” - Bert, 2022
@torenbezaro775
@torenbezaro775 2 года назад
Damn, I never thought of it that way.
@jellojoe00
@jellojoe00 2 года назад
'"some people don't know what a real work week is" -Bert
@banterwithbawden5444
@banterwithbawden5444 2 года назад
And yet still wrong. The fact he hasn’t killed himself with this stuff is pretty impressive though
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr 2 года назад
If we substracted all of the toxic biproduct from his drinking we'd have a public hazard.
@jamesmass1583
@jamesmass1583 2 года назад
I love when fat dudes say that
@parkersmith8578
@parkersmith8578 2 года назад
" I didn't know there was anything between dinosaurs and jesus" is the most Bert thing Bert has ever said
@zacharybouthillier6182
@zacharybouthillier6182 2 года назад
That was crazy, absolutely asinine
@jwardbass4452
@jwardbass4452 2 года назад
I haven’t heard him say that yet but you’re damn right. And he’s dead serious! That’s the craziest part!
@parkersmith8578
@parkersmith8578 2 года назад
@@jwardbass4452 his brain fascinates me
@SeamanSock
@SeamanSock 2 года назад
@@zacharybouthillier6182 The guy just doesn't know about anything he doesn't care about LOL. I'm flabbergasted they were like "Alexander the Great definitely came after Jesus right?" My. God.
@zacharybouthillier6182
@zacharybouthillier6182 2 года назад
@@SeamanSock 😂😂 zero knowledge
@Metalhed1300p
@Metalhed1300p 2 года назад
Bert: "I'm super into history" Also Bert: "Did you know Julius Caesar was real?"
@abelincoln196
@abelincoln196 2 года назад
Fun fact, he found that little tidbit of history while trying to locate his local Orange Julius.
@BennyFlaps
@BennyFlaps Год назад
34:10 is where the before or after game starts
@just2roommatez
@just2roommatez Год назад
King
@LordMooshroom
@LordMooshroom Год назад
Thanks
@LuckyBones713
@LuckyBones713 Год назад
Respect
@gavinoliver8074
@gavinoliver8074 Год назад
Youre the unsung hero of the 20th century
@Juicedbeef
@Juicedbeef Год назад
Lmao thanks
@puplake
@puplake 2 года назад
Bert's mind getting blown by things his kids learn in school is incredible. Went to college for 7 years and nothing stuck.
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@Ottophil
@Ottophil 2 года назад
@@ItzMalick get a job
@jellyfishbrained
@jellyfishbrained 2 года назад
@@ItzMalick This is not a good way to procure quality engagement. Produce content you're passionate about, play the game, and stick with it even when it doesn't seem like it will ever go well. That's all you can do.
@ETAisNOW
@ETAisNOW 2 года назад
@@ItzMalick copy paste begging and pandering is really lame.
@phalspar
@phalspar 2 года назад
@@jellyfishbrained but he’s black
@jesustwins1585
@jesustwins1585 2 года назад
"When I was 33 I was killed by the Romans here's how it happened" this killed me 🤣🤣
@dominicdeluca6378
@dominicdeluca6378 2 года назад
The story of JULIUS CAESAR
@killerguitarguy
@killerguitarguy 2 года назад
That could be a really good bit literally laughed out loud
@slurmz10
@slurmz10 2 года назад
🤣🤣
@SeventyyTimess7
@SeventyyTimess7 2 года назад
And why is the voice for Jesus literally Jordan Peterson 🤣
@alba7or
@alba7or 2 года назад
He needs to make that an actual bit.
@austin5317
@austin5317 2 года назад
Bert being amazed by middle school history is pretty neat
@commanderjonson2610
@commanderjonson2610 2 года назад
Hes a great example of why public education doesn’t matter.
@alhen9023
@alhen9023 2 года назад
@@commanderjonson2610 not really. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink it.
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@cavemanvi
@cavemanvi 2 года назад
@@ItzMalick yo fam, advertise your horse shit somewhere else. this is spam not relevant to the comment
@Pucksndeep6
@Pucksndeep6 2 года назад
@@alhen9023 shit big AL
@roweart
@roweart 2 года назад
You know my life sucks when I look forward to Bart talking over Tom for an hour
@just_j6514
@just_j6514 2 года назад
Hahaha ahh man same boat 🚢 😅 😭! His dumbass clicking sounds are starting to kill luls! 😂
@mikeylikey710
@mikeylikey710 2 года назад
That's the shtick now anyways so we're right there with you haha
@josiffexplosiff1
@josiffexplosiff1 2 года назад
Are you whining?😢
@christophercorrea951
@christophercorrea951 2 года назад
@@just_j6514 I read this right as Bert made clicking noises. 😂 duude so funny
@omarcruz2029
@omarcruz2029 2 года назад
I felt this is my heart
@skyepaul261
@skyepaul261 2 года назад
Bert saying people only know about Julius Caesar because of Shakespeare is like Bert saying people only know about Russia because of him.
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@Battlefox64_RL
@Battlefox64_RL 2 года назад
26:00 did Tom just stop Burt from going to "a place in Korea" for his new special?
@safarit678
@safarit678 2 года назад
I'm more surprised that you'd expect more of him. Bert is a certified and self-aware idiot. Good for him that some many people think he's funny
@SampleThisJams
@SampleThisJams 2 года назад
It’s the American dream look at this mentally challenged multi-millionaire.
@dennistfossettjr
@dennistfossettjr 2 года назад
Well hold on now
@greythegandalf4675
@greythegandalf4675 2 года назад
Bert: I’m super into history. Also Bert: Did you know Julius Caesar was a real person?
@raymondmelly1951
@raymondmelly1951 2 года назад
💀 funny opener
@natenash5693
@natenash5693 2 года назад
Bert saying he's also muscular and comparing himself to Mark Bell is why I come here every Monday
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 года назад
@Clyde3 ☝SPAM !!!
@JRush374
@JRush374 2 года назад
*Mark Belly
@dakronikles
@dakronikles 2 года назад
Lmao
@YCWideawakeFinest252
@YCWideawakeFinest252 2 года назад
Makes every monday better by far...even with a guest.
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@nickyv1436
@nickyv1436 2 года назад
Hey Bert I love when you ask Tom a question and then interrupt immediately. It’s the best.
@Señor916.Ixpol14
@Señor916.Ixpol14 2 года назад
Schaub is the Goat of answering questions not directed at him!!
@Colt-Forty5
@Colt-Forty5 2 года назад
@@Señor916.Ixpol14 They need a show together. 2 Redacts 1 Couch.
@DeVante-jermaine
@DeVante-jermaine 2 года назад
@@Colt-Forty5 wtf is a redact I hear this word every time Shab brought up lol
@kathye.4026
@kathye.4026 2 года назад
It is too bad that I really want to hear Tom's answer. LOL
@lokithecat7225
@lokithecat7225 2 года назад
Hey Spammer, I love when you go onto a Podcast where something always happens, then go to Comments to whine about it. It's the best.
@badtostada6123
@badtostada6123 2 года назад
bert clearly wants to have his own reality show of just him hanging out with his family... keeping up with the kreischers
@c9566
@c9566 2 года назад
I wonder what his version of SKIMS would be lmao
@Fireproofwitchnz
@Fireproofwitchnz 2 года назад
Keeping Up With The Burpdashians.
@hD-wt5cz
@hD-wt5cz 2 года назад
It would be The Osbournes meets Honey boo boo
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@BigWahly23
@BigWahly23 2 года назад
That might actually be entertaining.
@mcooper7743
@mcooper7743 2 года назад
The secret to Berts success: believe in yourself to a DELUSIONAL degree.
@haivox2409
@haivox2409 2 года назад
I’m still waiting for Tom to finish any thought before Bert tells another story 😂
@grandmodesty
@grandmodesty 2 года назад
On this episode of "Bert realizing everyone is growing up except him"
@HisHowliness
@HisHowliness 2 года назад
@@zach6634 dont believe that's occurred yet
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@HEAVYxxMETAL
@HEAVYxxMETAL 2 года назад
@@ItzMalick sounds like boring shit.
@snidefultodd
@snidefultodd 2 года назад
If Bert says "cream cheese" again, I'm going to break everything I own.
@ajplaytoomuch
@ajplaytoomuch 2 года назад
This shit got me crying 😭😭😭😂😂
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@penniewyatt9391
@penniewyatt9391 2 года назад
Breathe.😂
@ovechkin0831
@ovechkin0831 2 года назад
This comment is great with no context.
@joebreakerx
@joebreakerx 2 года назад
It's the 2 bears equivalent of Christina 'meow meowwww-ing' through the YMH intro song
@clevertree
@clevertree 2 года назад
Bert: They don't even know if dinosaurs were real." Tom: "Woahwohwohwoh"
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@SwiftestScout
@SwiftestScout Год назад
I love that reaction, even for Burt that was too stupid and Tom couldn't believe it
@ManateeMentality
@ManateeMentality 2 года назад
40:42 Bert thinking Michelangelo’s name was “Michael Angelo” 😂
@kisamehoshigaki09
@kisamehoshigaki09 Год назад
Honestly this is a LOT more understandable than not knowing Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great lived before Jesus.
@TheSamdroidOnline
@TheSamdroidOnline 2 года назад
Bert is a little boy who never grew up but became a successful man; and Tom is his older, wiser brother guiding him through life.
@angelfvce1262
@angelfvce1262 2 года назад
Brothers Karamazov
@goblinspy
@goblinspy 2 года назад
Bert should do his Lex Friedman impression more often because he actually asked a question and somewhat let Tom answer!
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@Felipe-ou4jz
@Felipe-ou4jz 2 года назад
👏🥲
@JorgeOlivares23
@JorgeOlivares23 2 года назад
Touch my camera through the fence
@rileyfarmer5371
@rileyfarmer5371 2 года назад
You just lost your life
@raynevarez1680
@raynevarez1680 2 года назад
Consider it touched
@ImAlwayzAlert
@ImAlwayzAlert 2 года назад
i like how all it takes to get top comment is being the first one to quote fedsmoker lol
@galactus9625
@galactus9625 2 года назад
Finish the sentence.... do it
@RodsVillaTV
@RodsVillaTV 2 года назад
In a
@chasearnold7367
@chasearnold7367 2 года назад
“Keep goin.” - Bert Kreischer, every podcast he’s ever on.
@buickpython6745
@buickpython6745 2 года назад
the dj khaled of podcasting
@kskull5764
@kskull5764 2 года назад
@@buickpython6745 and comedy
@TheZacek
@TheZacek 2 года назад
I was actually gonna comment that He learned to let Tom finish his stories. So thats cool :)
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@joeyfadell4288
@joeyfadell4288 2 года назад
@@buickpython6745 I’m still feeling good babe babe I’m love
@joeymccusker2506
@joeymccusker2506 2 года назад
Almost crashed my car laughing at Bert thinking dinosaurs are fossil fuel
@topperdepop
@topperdepop 2 года назад
They are, just not simply T-Rexes and Triceratopses, more like ancient sediments etc. having broken down into high-caloric sludge. But that was not in any way in Bert's mind. Ever.
@flowerasteroid6241
@flowerasteroid6241 2 года назад
A lex fridman episode of your moms house would be insane
@blickygobrrrrr
@blickygobrrrrr 2 года назад
Bert: "He's really good at talking. Like when you ask him something he answers in a full sentence." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 года назад
@clyde_1☝AVOID clicking on these SPAM accounts!!!
@magisterrleth3129
@magisterrleth3129 2 года назад
@@VideoNozoki Well don't reply to the damn thing, that just makes it harder to remove. Report it and move on.
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@drruka850
@drruka850 2 года назад
"The bible is full of Bertisms" Oh damn it Tom, now he's going to write his own bible.
@turntsnaco2878
@turntsnaco2878 2 года назад
I guarantee the Berble will be twice as long as the original Bible
@jakobmorningstar
@jakobmorningstar 2 года назад
Be a lot more useful
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@bballboy0019
@bballboy0019 2 года назад
3 minutes in and Bert’s already pulling up instagram posts
@John-lo4xz
@John-lo4xz 2 года назад
Bingo!
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo 2 года назад
Ngl, I truly thank Bruce for displaying Whitney on her IG naked, I didn't know I needed it. I don't use IG but was very glad to have seen. Idk why I never liked her, she's decently funny, but wow she's smoking.
@rogerwilco1777
@rogerwilco1777 2 года назад
intervention time
@garycarey9376
@garycarey9376 2 года назад
Almost as predictable as Tom talking about how he likes to workout, nobody is here for that shit 😂
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@rollme-wankenobi7208
@rollme-wankenobi7208 2 года назад
As a geologist this was hands down the funniest episode yet. Love how bert tries to correct Tom on how old dinosaurs are...but gets it wrong too. Classic brett kursher
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@christianscacchetti9178
@christianscacchetti9178 2 года назад
Her: I bet he’s out there cheating Me: in my parked car listening to Tom and Bert on the misunderstanding of whether the moon is made of green or cream cheese 🌗🍃💨
@ja5304
@ja5304 2 года назад
Bert has the same energy of the Special Olympics
@just_j6514
@just_j6514 2 года назад
Hahaha for real! Especially with those damn clicking sounds he's been making 🤣! (Lol "The Correlation Between Making Clicking Sounds and Retardation") Lol could def be an Amazon book featuring Bart 🤣.. haha thanks for the laugh 👏
@tonymarselle8812
@tonymarselle8812 2 года назад
It’s fun if you have never been. Lots of joy and positivity.
@Bittamin
@Bittamin 2 года назад
@@tonymarselle8812 I saw the ringer a couple times, considered one of the best films by the community itself.
@stunksmahoney4606
@stunksmahoney4606 2 года назад
@Tony Marselle some of the biggest diapers you ever seen in your life at those event bathrooms. Some of those fckers are gladiators with potato heads it’s nuts lol my sister used to cheat in the walk races🤣
@Bittamin
@Bittamin 2 года назад
@@stunksmahoney4606 damn she’s a Gangster!
@liambuckley5796
@liambuckley5796 2 года назад
Tom “I can’t wait to ask you a question” absolutely killed me 😂
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@bennyboy3624
@bennyboy3624 2 года назад
For the amount of doctors Bart has in his contact list, he sure does a lot of wild and unhealthy shit 🤣
@bennyboy3624
@bennyboy3624 2 года назад
But we love him for who he is, not what he does ❤️
@AllFlimmits
@AllFlimmits 2 года назад
@@bennyboy3624 isn't who he is an alcoholic
@Cloudroth
@Cloudroth 2 года назад
It balances things out haha
@johnfryman4428
@johnfryman4428 2 года назад
ManChild !
@MyRumDiaries
@MyRumDiaries 2 года назад
🤣🤣
@danners916
@danners916 2 года назад
Bert actually got a college degree and thought Julius Caesar was fictional.
@nishantkhatri9984
@nishantkhatri9984 2 года назад
My dude seriously just said Julius Caesar was an average guy and Shakespeare made him into what we know today. Jesus Christ Bart
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoyy!🙏🏾❤
@dohnjoe4516
@dohnjoe4516 2 года назад
Bert's entire life is just thinking about him. How he feels, what he wants, me me me me me me. Even wanting kids is for him, wants to feel needed. Charity is for him, so he feels good. Me me me me me. Asking tom his inspirations so he would hear his name (Tom didn't mention him lol). Doesn't wanna work with others so their decisions don't affect him. Fuckin' hell, shout out to his wife for dealing with this bs.
@dntgvafuk89
@dntgvafuk89 2 года назад
Leanne is a true saint
@ThePhantomBean
@ThePhantomBean 2 года назад
Wepp from the sounds of it. His wife is an absolute bore to have a conversation with.
@JasonReagan84
@JasonReagan84 2 года назад
You aren't wrong....
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@benjamin3290
@benjamin3290 2 года назад
Your first time watching?
@funnydonor9484
@funnydonor9484 2 года назад
“If you subtracted all of my alcohol soaked tissue, I’d be high school biology skeleton” - Burp Kreeper
@Fireproofwitchnz
@Fireproofwitchnz 2 года назад
Burp Kreeper 🤣🤣🤣
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@-DarkFox-
@-DarkFox- 2 года назад
Breaking news: 2 Bears 1 Cave to be renamed to "I'll Tell You After We're Done"
@cag1
@cag1 2 года назад
Yeah Bart over does this whole "I'll write it down for you/I'll tell you later" thing
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@wimi187
@wimi187 2 года назад
Idk how much more I can take of Bert just not letting Tom complete a SINGLE thought.
@ez5970
@ez5970 2 года назад
I’ve started to like YMH the more I watch 2 Bears
@mcluhanmedia1223
@mcluhanmedia1223 2 года назад
“Bert is one of those guys that only drinks 3-4 times per week” Even Tom didn’t believe those words as they left his mouth 😅😅
@drivehard2395
@drivehard2395 2 года назад
Berts look when he thinks he's about to be told it's OK to have two or three drinks per day, and then the look when he hears "per week". GOLD
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@chrisscornerx3
@chrisscornerx3 2 года назад
So bert went to college for 10yrs and has a 3rd grade education. Good work Florida!!! I live in Tampa and it computes
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
Yo fam, I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!🙏🏾❤
@toliphan
@toliphan 2 года назад
My favorite thing about this show is that a few weeks ago Bert talked about how he's really into history and now he found out that Julius Caesar was a real person.
@Justin7939
@Justin7939 2 года назад
I'm stoned and they're so dumb I'm crying. I love this show
@dr.coomer9750
@dr.coomer9750 Год назад
Try this on acid, I still can’t breathe 😂😂
@harrisonhombre8089
@harrisonhombre8089 Год назад
Bro same
@MikeYTS
@MikeYTS 2 года назад
Tom needs to run the podcast so Bert can take it off the rails. Bert starts it off the rails and keeps it there.
@funnydonor9484
@funnydonor9484 2 года назад
Bert is insufferable, but Tom running this would put us all to sleep
@LiveFromMandaree
@LiveFromMandaree 2 года назад
Tom does so much shit I kinda think he looks forward to doing these so he can collect a killer check with minimal effort
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 года назад
Bert joking around with Lex... hands the phone to Tom... killed the mood. (Bert & Lex): "Is that the best you can do with Russian?!? Was that even Russian?!... Who was born first, Caesar or Jesus? (Oh man, don't do this to me)... No, dinosaurs are real, but the Earth is definitely FLAT, but I think we should talk about this off the air ((I'm laughing))... (Tom & Lex): You're intelligent and don't buy into their nonsense about Bill Gates. Lex:"They're open-minded in a way that is important in society. I think it is important to be open minded and question those in positions of power." Tom: I have a lot of opinions on conspiracy theorists, and they're not very positive. Lex: OK. ((I now know why this show needs _both_ Tom AND Bert.))
@angusyoung119
@angusyoung119 2 года назад
I hate how accurate this is
@HartJon282
@HartJon282 2 года назад
Tom's been dealing with Bert for longer than we've been watching. They can run the show how they want, lol.
@annabelleandbeans
@annabelleandbeans 2 года назад
Bert saying he’s mark bell under that is killing me right now
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@SaintBiggums
@SaintBiggums 2 года назад
Ironic Burnt likes making others laugh, because when he laughs it makes you contemplate taking a brick to your head.
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@cavemanvi
@cavemanvi 2 года назад
@@ItzMalick fam... EVERY comment has your spam on it.
@thehonq1034
@thehonq1034 2 года назад
@@cavemanvi just report all the comments he made.. i jsut did. this is NOT the way to farm viewers
@holdonasecondamigo599
@holdonasecondamigo599 2 года назад
Damn Bert and Tom are profoundly simple men 😆 it's wild to understand that they r truly the middle of the road as far as awareness goes.
@jimjohnson8999
@jimjohnson8999 Год назад
profoundly simple? that's an oxymoron
@howardjames3004
@howardjames3004 2 года назад
Anyone else starting to get annoyed by Bert?
@trentbaldwin5798
@trentbaldwin5798 2 года назад
The fact Bert can’t control the level of his voice makes this pod almost unlistenable
@edc198
@edc198 2 года назад
Go to your safe place. Lol
@Bartokomous
@Bartokomous 2 года назад
@@edc198 hehehe
@Colt-Forty5
@Colt-Forty5 2 года назад
@@edc198 or.. maybe the person who speaks into a mic for a living should know not to shriek into it constantly. I know, hard for you to understand probably.
@brendanbriden3824
@brendanbriden3824 2 года назад
@@Colt-Forty5 that’s bert like buddy said go to your safe space princess
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@cag1
@cag1 2 года назад
Bert about Huberman: "He's really good at talking. He answers in a full sentence." 😂
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@casualwater698
@casualwater698 2 года назад
"They really did a good job punching up Jesus" was what I needed to hear this terrible Monday morning lol. Thanks, Bert.
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@noafproductions6144
@noafproductions6144 2 года назад
Bert's subtracting fat comment is like if I said "If you took away all my debt, I'd have more money"
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@kellinpatler
@kellinpatler 2 года назад
“He’s really good at talking. When you ask him something, he answers you in full sentences.” 😂
@TrickyBoa
@TrickyBoa Год назад
Lmaooo
@kevinnaughton9597
@kevinnaughton9597 2 года назад
"I thought the dinosaurs were like 5,000 years before Jesus" - Bert "I'm really into history" Krishna
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@tyfoster9349
@tyfoster9349 2 года назад
The longer I watch these pods the more I wonder how Tom can handle the constant interruptions from Bort
@b_collins7846
@b_collins7846 2 года назад
Yup, gets worse every week.
@winsalot84
@winsalot84 2 года назад
$$$
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@starcola157
@starcola157 2 года назад
I’m 99% sure Bert was going to murder his employee when he called him out for the fossil fuel joke. Tom sensed it too 😂
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@cavemanvi
@cavemanvi 2 года назад
@@ItzMalick boo
@zackmisner5311
@zackmisner5311 2 года назад
Bert's laugh sounds like when you pinch and let air out of a balloon
@greythegandalf4675
@greythegandalf4675 2 года назад
“I want to say something and seem important but I don’t want to take any risks so I’m going to write it down on a piece of paper.” -Burnt Krystler
@mikefrieman1
@mikefrieman1 2 года назад
Ya'll made me feel smart AF today. Thanks.
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@sethbaus
@sethbaus 2 года назад
So I went onto IMDb to see if there was any information about Tom’s TV show. And there is a page dedicated to a TV show called “the Little things”. The best part is the trivia fact on the IMDb page is “did you know that Christina and Tom are married and they both wear their jeans high and tight” 😂
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@thealphabeaver298
@thealphabeaver298 2 года назад
Bart is exhausting. 5 mins in and I need a break
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@teddylite7892
@teddylite7892 2 года назад
I love how humble Bart is about his stunning physique
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@eyaffe1
@eyaffe1 2 года назад
Listening to these 2 tik toks list off less than half of the presidents is the most R-worded thing this podcast has ever done.
@coryomalley3582
@coryomalley3582 Год назад
Listen to it at home bud. This is my boyfriends account and I love it. As a 30 ish girl I Listen to them every morning and it's hilarious. Share it with your lady :)
@jemiiam
@jemiiam 2 года назад
Bert filmed a movie two years ago that still hasn't come out but yet he's mad that somebody has not had a show made that he came up with the idea for the last episode LMAO
@rodgers2886
@rodgers2886 2 года назад
He hasn’t released it bc of the current issues going on.
@stunksmahoney4606
@stunksmahoney4606 2 года назад
I say they’re idiots and it would actually aid in releasing tensions. An homage to simpler times when you could rob people with the mafia as an American for laughs!
@newsrapper
@newsrapper 2 года назад
@@rodgers2886 he said this more than once they were planning on releasing it but with the war the studios holding it
@jeremydelaney1112
@jeremydelaney1112 2 года назад
They would've released it but considering Russia is currently invading a country the movie might seem in poor taste and not do well lol.
@jemiiam
@jemiiam 2 года назад
@@rodgers2886 I think that's a bunch of bullshit..
@nickgman3592
@nickgman3592 2 года назад
This is painful to listen to Bert's history run down. He said the reason we know who Julius Caesar is because of Shakespeare lol
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@DadsRUs
@DadsRUs 2 года назад
Bert playing Before/After Jesus is hilarious and equally unsettling. 🤣
@emanl3904
@emanl3904 2 года назад
Did he say Shakespeare was before Jesus?
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@madness198648
@madness198648 2 года назад
I love when they insult regular jobs and call us all failures lol
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@fredfreedom3483
@fredfreedom3483 2 года назад
Easy for Bert to say he wants more kids he’s on the road most of the time 😂
@SatanSupimpa
@SatanSupimpa 2 года назад
I love to see Bert trying to convince himself he is actually an uncomprehended genius.
@dale1070
@dale1070 2 года назад
When he said we only know about Julius Ceasar because of Shakespeare....
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@grahammcallister7743
@grahammcallister7743 2 года назад
I wonder how Bert would react if someone told him that Cleopatra was closer to the IPhone than the building of the pyramids. She was also before Jesus
@ilikmlow6900
@ilikmlow6900 2 года назад
“Hes an AE scientist” jeezus christ bert 🤦🏻
@WeekendUpdate7
@WeekendUpdate7 2 года назад
I literally could not figure out what the hell he was talking about. I was like, an Account Executive Scientist lol? Ohh, he meant an A.I. Scientist lol..
@die4race
@die4race 2 года назад
I am not American I thought it was an abbreviation of a University in the US lmao
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 года назад
@c__ ☝ SPAM !!! Avoid clicking on these spam posts. Just REPORT them and move on.
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@jay-qw9bf
@jay-qw9bf 2 года назад
Please some university give Bert an honorary doctorate and have him teach a class
@boogermcphee2847
@boogermcphee2847 2 года назад
For this Sober October, Bert can’t talk. That’s it.
@BarryTheBoone
@BarryTheBoone 2 года назад
Bert’s laugh makes me want to fight Mike Tyson in the hope that’d bite off both my ears
@chefsweaty6744
@chefsweaty6744 2 года назад
The squealing is insufferable
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@alejandrorp5160
@alejandrorp5160 2 года назад
Today's podcast makes you definitely aware of how important a proper comprehensive education truly is
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@Pucksndeep6
@Pucksndeep6 2 года назад
Clearly you didn't receive one lol
@caden4397
@caden4397 2 года назад
Bert should definitely do another season of The Cabin. All of the YMH fans would uh-hundred percent watch
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@KllswtchOvrDrv
@KllswtchOvrDrv 2 года назад
Bart's intense narcissism really shows itself in this one. Ugh 🙄
@Shadowplay-hl1xk
@Shadowplay-hl1xk 2 года назад
These hit different without nadav’s laugh
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo 2 года назад
True. We even get the tease in the intro.
@megyskermike
@megyskermike 2 года назад
It comes off mostly as the incoherent ramblings of a madman and his sane and patient friend just chilling out
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@WolfpackWargaming
@WolfpackWargaming 2 года назад
Dead at Bert going "say you love me" when talking about seeing kinks 😂
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@Hurricaine13
@Hurricaine13 2 года назад
Does anyone actually like Bert’s fuckin laugh? Don’t see how Tom stands it. Lmao makes me not want to watch this
@rodgers2886
@rodgers2886 2 года назад
He sees money when bert laughs. Clips for days
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@RedURs6
@RedURs6 2 года назад
Bert is like an old CD player, he gets caught in a loop and repeats himself 5x
@litt1eGproductions
@litt1eGproductions 2 года назад
“It’s best to drink less alcohol” me sweating cause I have a few drinks every day…. Then he says don’t smoke or do psychedelics before 25.. I am fucked over here XD
@Pucksndeep6
@Pucksndeep6 2 года назад
Don't like your own comment 😜
@DrRockso0
@DrRockso0 2 года назад
Hey Bert you know you’re comfortable with each other when you can sit with your wife in complete silence and just enjoy being together.
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@kokorolex
@kokorolex 2 года назад
Bert being exited for history makes my smile. I bet he would appreciate the story of Colossus, the ancient world's biggest statue of Helios.
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@y.b.i.tribepodcast3839
@y.b.i.tribepodcast3839 2 года назад
Nothing’s funnier then two bears talking confidently about something they know nothing about😂
@whodatson504
@whodatson504 2 года назад
Watching Bret discover historical facts and events in his 50’s that most of us learned in middle school is somehow the content I never knew I needed? 😂😂
@shirazchopra5147
@shirazchopra5147 2 года назад
“Jesus did kettlebells” - Tom Segura 🐐
@packermaddenhighlights
@packermaddenhighlights 2 года назад
Bert makes dummies feel smart. Thanks bert.
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@resa33
@resa33 2 года назад
The patience Tom had with Burt is why he is such a great father, been taking care of a toddler for over 10 years now
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@HeyRoosty
@HeyRoosty 2 года назад
Saw Tom live in Montreal last night, genuinely one of the best shows I've been to. Really hope it's the set that ends up being his special because it will absolutely kill.
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@tayalcu6750
@tayalcu6750 Год назад
I love how Bert talks about fatherhood, I wish more parents viewed it that way.
@ItsWhatILike77
@ItsWhatILike77 6 месяцев назад
after now realizing he wasted most of his kid's childhoods, being drunk and away from them...
@rileyandersen7346
@rileyandersen7346 2 года назад
"He's really good at talking. When you ask him something, he says the answer like... in a full sentence . - Brett Crystals
@DigitalDuelist
@DigitalDuelist 2 года назад
"Dinosaurs are hundreds of thousands of years before Jesus." -Tom Segura 🤣
@Wonkoman42
@Wonkoman42 2 года назад
650 or so hundreds of thousands. He’s not wrong. 😅
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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@lancecarelse
@lancecarelse 2 года назад
Your wife accepts you for everything, but you can't accept how she answers about how her food was ? Sheez bro 😑🤣
@Monkihater
@Monkihater 2 года назад
Burts eyes when he Heard 1-2 drinks didn’t even hear a week yet 😂😂😂💀💀
@rileydallaire9923
@rileydallaire9923 2 года назад
Bert: *saying some history stuff sounding knowledgeable* Also bert: did you know Michelangelo’s name was actually Michelangelo
@grahamwalden2867
@grahamwalden2867 2 года назад
Bert taking credit for Tom's idea and immediately making up a story about how he also did the thing Tom did is what I tune in for.
@stephenmacintosh7057
@stephenmacintosh7057 2 года назад
I miss Nadav’s laugh man it makes all Bert’s jokes better
@deanzirolli7826
@deanzirolli7826 Год назад
What happened ?
@ecksfactor
@ecksfactor Год назад
@@deanzirolli7826 that's the mystery
@yoBigWave
@yoBigWave 2 года назад
Blart has some serious narcissistic issues. Highly entertaining
@rodgers2886
@rodgers2886 2 года назад
He’s pretty delusional its so funny
@ItzMalick
@ItzMalick 2 года назад
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