This is missing the line “You’re defenseless, my rhymes can’t be deflected, you’re like all the sex I’ve ever had. Unprotected.” From Austin Powers vs James Bond
So, Roosevelt greets the viewers with a cuss word, Picasso introduces himself to the viewers (too literally...) and gives them a TV to watch. In it, we can see Batman insulting Sherlock Holmes, and on the history channel, Voltaire is arguing with Socrates and uses Frank too many times. The dude from Prince or Queen says to Frank to kiss his ass but he will have to wait in line (SUS) Nietzche gets angry and defends this Frank person (I don't know who he is but probably Voltaires friend) He threatens Queen and spells his name aggressively. Terminator says that he looks Krang wearing a cold press juicer. Nietzche says that he is the Ubermensch. The Terminator says he will be back. Frank finally shows up and says he can't stand a racist, Picasso outside the TV comments on Frank looking the PBS version of Nickelback, Queen replies that Frank is the least talented rat. Mozart insults Queen women pants and calls him "Emo Steve Urkel." The Terminator comes back and says Mozart to calm down. Mozart talks about drugs or something, and the Channel changes to Muhammed Ali asking Walter White "Boy What's wrong with you?" Walter responds that he doesn't know. Robot Zuckerberg says that he doesn't even blink, and Zuck says that Walt needs to sleep because he looks tired. Skrillex guy says to kiss his ass (while having a stutter). We're back to the 3am history channel again, and Confucious got mad at Sun Tzu and insulted him (presumbly). We switch to that first channel eariler with Batman, and Sherlock and Batman insult someone's hat. We switch over to the Drama channel where Hawking absolutely dropped the biggest roast ever, Robocop wants to arrest Hawking for some reason, and Hannibal says that he likes the sound of violins and a master of violence. Roosevelt comes back and tells Hannibal to change his poster. Hannibal decides to leave and tells Barney to take him back. The Terminator finally ends the video by saying his iconic line. I assume Picasso turned off the TV after Terminator said that.
@@Pripaner he's trying to refer to it just being Nice Peter and EpicLloyd but sadly there's also a few others in this video so it's incorrect (mainly Zach Sherwin)
@@stephancrow8320 wrong. i have detailed files on the conclusion of your paragraph. that theory failed in explaining more than vsauce. if you connect all the senteces people say, you'll get a conversation between two people roasting each other.
Theodore Roosevelt greets everyone then Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso starts to brag about his name being long batman gets mad and tells them to shut up then Voltaire thinks that batman is roasting him so he warns batman to not start beef with him then Freddy Mercury says to kiss his butt ( 🤨) but he has to wait in line Nietzsche comes and warns him to not make him put a knee up in his chi (whatever that means) and says he will end any person like his name in a spelling bee Terminator says its wrong and starts to insult his looks Nietzsche says he needs to take control of his life Terminator gives up but says he will be back Frank says he can't stand a racist (Terminator is racist?) then Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso says that Frank is the PBS version of Nickelback Freddie calls Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso a non talented rat Mozart can't believe the way Freddie dresses when he dubsteps out his house and he smells bad Terminator comes back and says he needs to chill Mozart questions what drugs does it take to enjoy one movie of the Terminator Ali asks Walter White whats wrong with him Walter White says he doesn't know Mark Zuckerberg brags about not blinking then Terminator says its Bullshit Mark says the Terminator needs to start sleeping Skrillex says that everyone should kiss his butt (whats with people saying to kiss their butt?) that long beard person says he will smack that warmongering head out of that to go box hat batman says he has a nice hat but it makes him look like a duck Stephen Hawking roasts batman with the greatest roast ever Robocop says that Stephen should be quiet and then Hannibal Lecter starts bragging about stuff I am to lazy to write and Theodore Roosevelt says he should keep calm and kiss his cousin's butt (OK WHY DO PEOPLE SAY TO KISS THEIR OR SOMEONE ELSE'S BUTT??) Hannibal Lecter says to Barney to take him back to solitary confinement cause Theodore has been silenced Terminator says Hasta La Vista and the video ends
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It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. 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It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on cat. hail cat. hail cat. The dancing cat, This made me tear up. How could such a cat do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this dancing cat. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young woman. Thank you.