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Season 15 Episode 5 - Crack Baby Association

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@robertswitzer990
@robertswitzer990 2 года назад
A true Southern gentleman always removes his hat indoors. That’s how the man saw through Cartman’s disguise.
@davidhong1934
@davidhong1934 2 года назад
He also didn't use a handkerchief to wipe his hands
@robertswitzer990
@robertswitzer990 2 года назад
@@davidhong1934 Bless his heart.
@julese5115
@julese5115 2 года назад
Something any true coloradoan should know
@roblangada4516
@roblangada4516 2 года назад
He was also not sipping a mint julep, poor form I do say.
@getarplayer5958
@getarplayer5958 2 года назад
i mean there in colorado so there not in the south
@MikeDunn
@MikeDunn 3 года назад
Basically anything where Cartman has a Southern accent is hilarious.
@tremblence
@tremblence 2 года назад
75% of j-e-double u s had slaves only 2% of white people had slaves Look it up
@TheGreekPianist
@TheGreekPianist 2 года назад
It even sounds like an accurate 1800s Southern accent lol
@TheUraniumCore
@TheUraniumCore 2 года назад
"Only one thing remains certain: That I hate you guys with every tired muscle in my confederate body."
@devincognito8932
@devincognito8932 2 года назад
@@tremblence aren’t many of them white
@evanbelisle8464
@evanbelisle8464 2 года назад
@@tremblence Jeuu?
@Z020852
@Z020852 2 года назад
"Screw you Sir, I'm goin' home" in character gets me every time.
@capncake8837
@capncake8837 2 года назад
@Isobel Hodgson But in character as a southern gentleman.
@korystephens3318
@korystephens3318 2 года назад
It's just not Cartman without it
@gabesgaming7064
@gabesgaming7064 Год назад
I disregard you sir, I shall retire to my quarters.
@Gabe94dotcom
@Gabe94dotcom Год назад
Lol 😆
@Divine_Rasta
@Divine_Rasta 5 месяцев назад
"screw you suh" 😂😂😂
@ShahiFriend
@ShahiFriend 2 года назад
That "My peaches what a wonderful office you got yourself here" kills me instantly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ivex91
@ivex91 Год назад
Certainly got yourself a lucrative business, don't ye??!!
@SilhouetteJudas
@SilhouetteJudas 2 месяца назад
@@ivex91The way he says lucrative is fucking hysterical
@julfrancia
@julfrancia 2 года назад
Legend has it that Leonardo DiCaprio used Cartman's caracter in that episode as an inspiration for his role in Django Unchained. I'm calling that true method acting!
@markndlovu4124
@markndlovu4124 2 года назад
Calvin Cartman
@Sinnerboy88
@Sinnerboy88 2 года назад
I was just about to ask was this filmed before or after Django Unchained because the moment I saw this and heard the accent I immediately thought of Calvin Candy! I just knew either this was inspired by Calvin in Django Unchained or Calvin was inspired by this!
@Amadeus8484
@Amadeus8484 2 года назад
You had my curiosity. Now you have my attention.
@dvt00a
@dvt00a 2 года назад
@@Sinnerboy88 Both are inspired by something earlier
@Sinnerboy88
@Sinnerboy88 2 года назад
@@dvt00a Do you know what it is? Maybe an old Western? I'd like to know to check it out!
@CommieApe
@CommieApe 2 года назад
Cartman sniffing the cigar and tucking it away is so funny.
@davidhong1934
@davidhong1934 2 года назад
Man 9lonly smokes pure, 100% hand-rolled Cuban cigars. That's how you know he's rich.
@fanta5778
@fanta5778 2 года назад
Cigar? they are in Colorado
@skipjack9255
@skipjack9255 2 года назад
@@fanta5778 cuban?
@joshlasky8138
@joshlasky8138 2 года назад
@@fanta5778 so what? I smoke cigars and I live in NY
@fanta5778
@fanta5778 2 года назад
@@joshlasky8138 the joke was those are probably blunts
@a1wireless1964
@a1wireless1964 2 года назад
While laughing my ass off, I realized how spot-on this was on so many different levels
@Yahsword4950
@Yahsword4950 2 года назад
Yet you still live in your happy country knowing they just gave you Truth. America is enslavement
@a1wireless1964
@a1wireless1964 2 года назад
@@Yahsword4950 and please don't forget it
@Yahsword4950
@Yahsword4950 2 года назад
@yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh Hey, the scriptures talk bad about America. It will be destroyed. You don't see America with binoculars like other's do who know it's wicked and a cursed nation.
@Yahsword4950
@Yahsword4950 2 года назад
@yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh I'm American. Born in florida near pahokee, raised by the Okeechobee lake. I know America. I'm not foreign. I know that America is wicked to it's core and I don't live in America anymore because i choose freedom of oppression. But you on the other hand don't understand America's system. Tell me, why do you pay taxes and where does taxes come from? You know that's your hard earned money that they're taking from you right? Imagine keeping all 100% of that money that you make out of your paycheck. State, and federal taxes. Do you know why parking tickets exist. Do you know why traffic tickets exist? Do you know the difference between a magistrate judge and a judicial jude everytime you step into a court house? What about calling out their oaths? You boast about america but you do not know it's system. You don't know that through your social security number they are robbing you blind through something called "The strawman", are you wise enough to search all of this or just live in ignorance Forever? Do you know why you have a Birth certificate? Do you know the origin of it? People in america avoid taxes or try to avoid taxes because they know taxation is a burden and it hurts your pockets and things that you want to do you have to put off to the side until you can get your money right to do do. But if there was no taxes then whatever it is that you want to do would come sooner to you Learn life or be subject to those who rule over you. You live in w fantasy country. You have no idea what's going on. Do
@Yahsword4950
@Yahsword4950 2 года назад
@yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh look, don't be that Guy. Ok. If someone told you a lie, you'll look into it before calling it a conspiracy theory. If someone told you the truth, you'll look into it before judging the cause of it and calling it a conspiracy theory. You see, America has brainwashed the people into calling thing's conspiracy theories because they know that these people will not go and do their in debth research on the matter and will just believe the government. You on the other hand i see, automatically call thing's conspiracy theories. Even if i do give you proof you'll look over the surface of it and will not dig deep to get the understanding of the matter. I'm against the Wickedness that goes on in America. You're all for it because you will not research anything even if someone does give you the key to the answer you'll just call it a conspiracy theory. You'll say you'll look into it but throw it away because you don't want to see the Truth. It's better for you to remain in ignorance.
@AwayFromSirens
@AwayFromSirens 2 года назад
The best part of this is how he stays in character even while angrily walking out
@Zorichai
@Zorichai 2 года назад
Jajajajaja you’re right
@Toxicz32
@Toxicz32 2 года назад
LOL I just noticed the hand gesture he does while he says it
@christianhenson6924
@christianhenson6924 2 года назад
The joke about comparing a student athlete to a slave was that they didn’t pay them because they were just given free food and housing like a slave would have been given for those of you who don’t seem to understand the joke.
@biscoito1r
@biscoito1r 2 года назад
They wouldn't even give them food
@christianhenson6924
@christianhenson6924 2 года назад
@@biscoito1r if your talking about the slaves they thought of them as cattle so the did feed them.
@toddjones1480
@toddjones1480 2 года назад
@@biscoito1r Yeah, my fucking scumbag eighth grade science teacher used to tell stories about his college roommate. The roommate was there on a basketball scholarship and my teacher used to laugh about how the guy was always starving because he didn’t have time for a job, his family was broke, and the school wasn’t allowed to feed him.
@williaml840
@williaml840 2 года назад
@@christianhenson6924 No, they’re talking about the athletes. While the successful ones do end up becoming millionaires once they get signed on, in college they’re definitely in some aspects treated worse than slaves. Really the only defence the colleges have is that it’s voluntary, but that’s a poor defence.
@christianhenson6924
@christianhenson6924 2 года назад
@@williaml840 ohhh okay 👌
@NTWoo95
@NTWoo95 3 года назад
“Stoo-dent at-ho-leets? Oh dat is bri’yant, sahhh!”
@tremblence
@tremblence 2 года назад
White Republicans abolished slavery Jews fought to keep slavery active
@FirstNameLastName-qx8ii
@FirstNameLastName-qx8ii 2 года назад
@@tremblence ok
@TheMusicalKnokcers
@TheMusicalKnokcers 2 года назад
sounded japanses to me Stoodento atholeeto
@Professor4555
@Professor4555 2 года назад
@@tremblence those white republicans switched party names around the passing of the civil rights, genius,, the imbeciles fighting to keep the confederate status now are what your party is🤡
@bryanthardin8481
@bryanthardin8481 2 года назад
Well this is awkward
@knockout924
@knockout924 2 года назад
I love how he says “I’ll give you 40 for the white ones and FIFTY for the blacks” like if he’s going super high 🤣
@jounik8980
@jounik8980 2 года назад
1 donky was 20 and black family of 8 was 10
@alexalien9824
@alexalien9824 2 года назад
Three fifty
@jasonc4641
@jasonc4641 2 года назад
$40 for two white ones $50 for a black one
@knockout924
@knockout924 2 года назад
@@jasonc4641 ….no. That’s not what he said . He said FIFTY for the blacks 😂
@marlonlevinton3363
@marlonlevinton3363 2 года назад
@@knockout924 You both quoted it wrong. He says "I'd be willing to offer ya 40 dollars for TWO of the white ones and fifty for the blacks."
@ericmiller5748
@ericmiller5748 2 года назад
As a student athlete myself, I can say this is a amazing representation.
@RHBR01
@RHBR01 2 года назад
Don't you mean "STU-dent ATH-e-LETE"?
@Yahsword4950
@Yahsword4950 2 года назад
But you just got truth and you still live in your enslavement. You don't even look up the history of the whole collegiate level of sports not paying their athlete's. But are making money off of the athlete's faces in video games. Enslavement at it's best.
@thomasmule5869
@thomasmule5869 2 года назад
And do those athletes not get scholarships and a free education that other students have to pay 100k for?
@DerickMasai
@DerickMasai 2 года назад
@@thomasmule5869 Right right right. Lets expore a bit further than that shall we? Do these students play games that attract national interest? Are schools directly benefitting from this attention financially? Is said benefit more than 100k? Are the students being paid their fair share for any amount over 100k? Is this attention raising the profile of these achools to attract even for students who have to pay this 100k? Are these students who are paying out of pocket many times over the number of athletes? Please, let's engage 🙏
@brandynhenry7107
@brandynhenry7107 2 года назад
@@DerickMasai unless you play D1 FBS football or for a handful of basketball programs youre a financial net drain on the school. Football pays for literally everything else in the athletic department except basketball which usually is about breakeven give or take. Entire budgets of small D1 schools are paid for by taking an ass whooping or two a year at big programs like Alabama or Ohio State in football
@XHuntinatorX
@XHuntinatorX 2 года назад
Comedy is always best when there is a nugget of truth at it’s core.
@chrisjackson1215
@chrisjackson1215 2 года назад
This isn't a nugget; it's a documentary.
@Forgan_Mreeman
@Forgan_Mreeman 2 года назад
factual dingleberries
@_Stormfather
@_Stormfather 2 года назад
Its* core Sorry, no comedy in this comment, only truth
@XHuntinatorX
@XHuntinatorX 2 года назад
@@_Stormfather Sue me... better yet, come up with one of your own :-).
@kevinm4157
@kevinm4157 2 года назад
All comedy relies upon that, otherwise we wouldn't be able to relate to it.
@AllHailNannerpuss
@AllHailNannerpuss 3 года назад
"You think you can do what you want just because your corporation is a university" 😂
@THETEMPLEWILDCATS
@THETEMPLEWILDCATS 3 года назад
Perfect statement 😂😂😂
@peterg76yt
@peterg76yt 3 года назад
I'm sure he does think that.
@teeniemclane3930
@teeniemclane3930 3 года назад
"Universitay" 😂
@4DeMS
@4DeMS 3 года назад
The little hidden gems Matt and Trey leave us are just precious
@mfawls9624
@mfawls9624 2 года назад
Therefore student loan debt forgiveness will happen. Defaulting costs the university industry money.
@jentazim
@jentazim 2 года назад
0:02 The line "A representative from another *Prestigious* Institution is here to see you." is delivered so perfectly. It setups up the rest of the scene beautifully.
@Clippers16
@Clippers16 Год назад
When Cartman says “student athletes that is brilliant sir” never fails to crack me up. The delivery is perfect
@lobbyskids2
@lobbyskids2 3 года назад
What makes this funnier is that it’s Trey Parker and Matt Stones former college.
@knop9030
@knop9030 3 года назад
@@batman4y2k weird comment to make in a south park video that has nothing to do with what you just said.
@CrazyMunky84
@CrazyMunky84 3 года назад
South Park is supposed to be a play on Littleton. Close to U of C at Boulder where they were raised essentially. Therefore the closest college to South Park would be U of C at Boulder.
@Run187
@Run187 3 года назад
@@knop9030 the video about slaves? Where a Hispanic man said he is sick of the treatment blacks get eg reparations and yet his race who served as slaves receive nothing. Slavery is literally the subject of the video..
@lyricalmike7162
@lyricalmike7162 3 года назад
@@batman4y2k Why would you ask Spaniards for reparation? I’m Hispanic too, be grateful to Spain, Hispanic means that you were born in a country once part of the glorious Spanish Empire.
@lyricalmike7162
@lyricalmike7162 3 года назад
@@tchaika2697 You’ve been brainwashed by a liberal education and that’s depressing. They had no racial hierarchies first of all, this is a lie spread against them. Secondly, their religious zealousness is a good thing, they evangelized the world and saved so many from the fate of barbarism, this is wonderful.
@lforster2
@lforster2 3 года назад
The way he says student athletes is fucking poetry. I love this clip so much
@rogersmith8480
@rogersmith8480 3 года назад
He meant to say student slaves :)
@hughmungus8340
@hughmungus8340 3 года назад
STOODENT ATHOOLEETS
@justdev8965
@justdev8965 2 года назад
LMAO you made me laugh even more. I didn't think that was possible. Not so at all!
@AllYourMemeAreBelongToUs
@AllYourMemeAreBelongToUs Год назад
0:54 “Stoo-dint a-thoo-leets...”
@T--xk3hf
@T--xk3hf 8 месяцев назад
Ho ho, that is brilliant sah!!
@whitemagicalhat2844
@whitemagicalhat2844 8 месяцев назад
"Look, there are...good reasons why our student athletes cannot be paid, young man." I like the audible pause there, as though he's trying to justify it himself.
@Jearbearjenkins
@Jearbearjenkins 2 года назад
This is top tier satire. This is what makes this show one of the best
@FireryNight
@FireryNight 3 года назад
"I ain't arguing if they get paid how we all make our money" should be an amazon slogan
@justicewarrior9187
@justicewarrior9187 3 года назад
@@alexandermonday3017 20$ per hour??? HOLLY SHIT!!! Come to Europe for the same job and get 3.5$ per hour!!!! You poor por crybaby Amuricans
@williamherman9065
@williamherman9065 3 года назад
It's not already?
@bananesalee7086
@bananesalee7086 3 года назад
Eastern europe ?
@Lorgar64
@Lorgar64 3 года назад
@@justicewarrior9187 Funnily enough Amazon's also lobbying for a higher minimum wage. You know, one their competition can't pay. "We don't have a monopoly, it's just too expensive to compete with us."
@lukyguy1240
@lukyguy1240 3 года назад
Dud they pay really well. Just work you to death but it's one of the best gigs in town far as I'm concerned, for unskill d labor. If you get a good shift or good building it's pretty cool.
@seanr3301
@seanr3301 3 года назад
Brilliant. South Park is genius at exposing the hypocrisies of the world. It's insane athletes at a college level don't make money from merchandise that is sold using their names while these institutions rake in millions. Most of these athletes will never go pro they should be at least getting a piece of the pie if someone buys their college jersey with their name on the back of it.
@jdsr4c
@jdsr4c 2 года назад
They don’t rake in just millions. They rake in billions! It’s insane!
@seanr3301
@seanr3301 2 года назад
@@jdsr4c Very true.
@jerobriggs6861
@jerobriggs6861 2 года назад
Like internships.
@rayhjr72
@rayhjr72 2 года назад
well they do get a free education. So they are getting paid ...with knowledge. that's more powerful than the all mighty dollar
@mayamanign
@mayamanign 2 года назад
@@rayhjr72 🤣😆😂🙄🤦🏻‍♂️🤔😢
@TaylorJohnson1
@TaylorJohnson1 2 года назад
“I ain’t arg-in!”
@xx-mx9mj
@xx-mx9mj 2 года назад
When he said that I scrolled pass this ha
@jarnodatema
@jarnodatema 2 года назад
@@xx-mx9mj me too
@retrovcr777
@retrovcr777 2 года назад
Same lol
@princesteez5627
@princesteez5627 2 года назад
You fine TJ
@jimarbrown403
@jimarbrown403 2 года назад
@@xx-mx9mj I did too 😂😂😂
@sk8legendz
@sk8legendz 2 года назад
Every best Cartman moment needs to be compiled onto a floppy disk and kept in a vault in a bunker so that way when the world ends we still have him
@capncake8837
@capncake8837 2 года назад
I second this.
@DJSamsonofficial
@DJSamsonofficial 2 года назад
You're gonna need at least a ZIP disk for that.
@troykinnison4575
@troykinnison4575 2 года назад
What is a Floppy DISK You speak of good sir
@DJSamsonofficial
@DJSamsonofficial 2 года назад
@@troykinnison4575 old type of memory storage like USB drive or CD's. It had about 1.44mb of storage.
@walterjose1104
@walterjose1104 2 года назад
They ll be no electricity 😂🔌😲🤯🤔🤦‍♂️😆😆
@psauce9837
@psauce9837 3 года назад
“Ma peaches what a Wonderful office you got yourself hereyah!”
@sgt.horvath7023
@sgt.horvath7023 3 года назад
Certainly got yourself a lucrative business don'tchee
@erusthaliel1568
@erusthaliel1568 2 года назад
@@sgt.horvath7023 Well lemme get right down to it then
@deepakddx333
@deepakddx333 2 года назад
Binod
@yeceylewis1942
@yeceylewis1942 2 года назад
🤣
@chriswalls5648
@chriswalls5648 2 года назад
I've seen this loads of times and today was the first time I noticed he said "My peaches".
@michaelbrown1627
@michaelbrown1627 3 года назад
This has aged really well after the latest ruling against the NCAA.
@misterrightuk
@misterrightuk 3 года назад
What’s the latest ruling?
@Sazuri
@Sazuri 3 года назад
@@misterrightuk you have the pay the student athletes
@12BVET511
@12BVET511 2 года назад
You truly don't pay attention to news I see. The universities don't have to pay them. The athletes are allowed now to make money off their name and brand. They can sign autographs and I believe sell their own merchandise. Things like that. But the schools do not have to pay them a salary still.
@michaelbrown1627
@michaelbrown1627 2 года назад
@@12BVET511 who gives a shit?
@michaelbrown1627
@michaelbrown1627 2 года назад
@DeadlyKitten-15 what?! South Park is fake? I thought it was a documentary.
@Karathos
@Karathos 2 года назад
I bet Colin Kaepernick saw this scene and it became the basis for the whole Netflix movie.
@irvinmorales1409
@irvinmorales1409 2 года назад
Lmao so true!
@winterxx1555
@winterxx1555 2 года назад
This South Park clip refers to an issue in the NCAA, not the NFL though. Most people are not going to be interested in Kaperdick’s movie.
@juandiegotorres9632
@juandiegotorres9632 2 года назад
@@winterxx1555 exactly this video debunks his BS argument pretty well ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FfQOVxq7mmM.html
@lukemurray4950
@lukemurray4950 2 года назад
Imagine being an NFL multi millionaire and comparing yourself to a slave. This is how disconnected people are today from slavery. They don't get it at all. At least with this joke the students actually make bank but don't get any of the money and just get basic things covered like a slave.
@e.a.corral4713
@e.a.corral4713 2 года назад
He h his followers don't have a life? Sit on the couch? Do they realize that this is a slap against reparations for SLAVERY? Will get around to watching South Park DVDS I bought@ GOODWILL.
@jenniferwebb5954
@jenniferwebb5954 2 года назад
Fun fact: This aired 13 months BEFORE Django Unchained was released in theatres lol
@JackPool-lq8ux
@JackPool-lq8ux 3 года назад
1:56 the best “screw you, I’m going home” from Cartman. 👏 👏 👏
@hiighway7570
@hiighway7570 3 года назад
Music to my ears 😭
@alfredhinton8792
@alfredhinton8792 3 года назад
Screw you Sur, I’m going home. This was the funniest one
@Cyberbeagle1000
@Cyberbeagle1000 3 года назад
Genuinely LOLed there
@xavierblackler5861
@xavierblackler5861 3 года назад
Every other screw you guys is trash compared to this 😂
@asadhollow6477
@asadhollow6477 2 года назад
Yeah for someone who seen South Park on RU-vid clip
@sebastianwardana1527
@sebastianwardana1527 3 года назад
STU dent ATHU leeeeeeets!
@foreignheart2222
@foreignheart2222 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Hovardov
@Hovardov 3 года назад
uh-oh, this is brilliant sir!
@kingme5321
@kingme5321 3 года назад
Wait can someone explain I'm dense
@edwinsoto6932
@edwinsoto6932 3 года назад
@@kingme5321 Student athletes are not paid salaries by the universities they work for. If I remember correctly, Cartman wants to know the universities' secret to having slaves (i.e. unpaid workers). Thus, when he tells Cartman they are "student athletes", Cartman assumes he is using a euphemism to refer to his slaves.
@JuniorJuni070
@JuniorJuni070 3 года назад
@@kingme5321 change your name. Any man who must say he is the king Is not.. a true...king.
@jaycepero8069
@jaycepero8069 2 года назад
Im pretty sure this episode predates Django, but that’s Calvin Candie all day.
@wandanemer2630
@wandanemer2630 2 года назад
I didn't predate Django, but it's so funny that Cartman plays Candie THIS well!
@jaycepero8069
@jaycepero8069 2 года назад
@@wandanemer2630 Django was released in 2012, this episode of South Park was first shown in 2011.
@Widderic
@Widderic 2 года назад
"Mahhh Peaches what a wondaful office ya got heay nyah!" God I love Cartman.
@w6467
@w6467 2 года назад
Yeah.
@judaprophet21519
@judaprophet21519 2 года назад
Platinum
@endoresu
@endoresu 2 года назад
nyah~
@jw1343
@jw1343 2 года назад
"Screw you sah, ahm goin home" Gold.
@bobholly3843
@bobholly3843 3 года назад
They just passed it in the Supreme Court or something that college athletes can now be paid & receive endorsements from outside companies.
@Shanethefilmmaker
@Shanethefilmmaker 3 года назад
On one hand that's good news. On the other hand the NCAA is probably gonna find a way to take a huge chunk of it.
@Edward_Nebiolo
@Edward_Nebiolo 3 года назад
Yup they were way overdue for payment for their sporting events
@JA-mj1zr
@JA-mj1zr 3 года назад
Wait do you actually think coaches weren’t paying kids to go to their schools lol
@hatchmaster_5745
@hatchmaster_5745 3 года назад
Brace for the jim crow laws
@demongraves
@demongraves 3 года назад
But the universities still won't be paying them. Under slavery, especially later on, some owners allowed their slaves to go work for wages part-time....
@TheNightWatcher1385
@TheNightWatcher1385 2 года назад
“You think you can do whatever you want just because your corporation is a university?!” Best line in this scene.
@SouthernGothicYT
@SouthernGothicYT 2 года назад
the "I aint arguin'!" is so perfect
@SteveLinGuitar
@SteveLinGuitar 2 года назад
"This country was founded on the ideas that one corporation couldn't hog all the slaves while the rest of us wallow in poverty!" - Eric Cartman
@paranormallettuce7227
@paranormallettuce7227 2 года назад
That’s a George washing quote silly
@petermcgill3405
@petermcgill3405 2 года назад
povertay
@MsCEE2011
@MsCEE2011 2 года назад
@@paranormallettuce7227 t Neffxx,,
@cristitanase6130
@cristitanase6130 2 года назад
A small jab at Amazon
@cryptolife5055
@cryptolife5055 2 года назад
Well cartman is right
@olivierdk2
@olivierdk2 3 года назад
I haven't heard a better description of the NCAA in a while.
@bhaine13
@bhaine13 2 года назад
It's the best description of NCAA I've ever heard
@Monopolist91
@Monopolist91 2 года назад
If you factor the whole student debt thing, it's describes a lot more than student-athletes.
@trippy_nation5300
@trippy_nation5300 2 года назад
@@russelllukenbill underrated comment
@ZingsVideos
@ZingsVideos 2 года назад
This was a groundbreaking documentary.
@justdev8965
@justdev8965 2 года назад
Hahahahaaaa
@johnjones_1501
@johnjones_1501 2 года назад
It's funny, I worked for a university's public safety department, where I was both paid a normal wage, and received free college classes. No one ever argued that they didn't have to pay us because we were already getting a free education, and we didn't have to keep our grade averages, or pass our classes to stay eligible to work. But then you flip around to the student athletes, who make billions of dollars for the colleges, and the universities were not paying them, because they were getting "free classes". The kids getting torn up on the football field couldn't get paid and receive free classes, but those of us telling you where you could or could not park your car in the garage outside the stadium were both getting paid and free classes and health insurance and vacation and sick days. Hell, I think there was even a free daycare if we had a child. Couldn't pay the athletes though, because that would have been unfair.
@an-cx1ho
@an-cx1ho 2 года назад
paying them at this point would be detrimental to their careers and create social divide
@an-cx1ho
@an-cx1ho 2 года назад
@Aanu Osunade detrimental because it is easy money and showering young kids with easy money makes them lazy and they need to train hard at this point not enjoy highlife. time for that will come later, for some of them. and making some kids rich would create a social divide between them and the rest of the students. many of these kids are dumb as fuck, they can only run forward, jump and catch. the trappings of easy money are especially dangerous to those.
@devonsosa8350
@devonsosa8350 2 года назад
@UCC0VXNpLLvP5JrFHuwrBx9w wtf? Shut the fuck up. If they want to act stupid with thier money its up to them cuz it's THIERS. And honestly watching some of the shit these "adult" NFL and NBA players do with the money they're supposed to be sooo much more mature with has me in shock. You've never seen cribs stupid?
@judaprophet21519
@judaprophet21519 2 года назад
Well, I do declare
@jawaratoyloy7780
@jawaratoyloy7780 2 года назад
@@devonsosa8350 you play football it’s easy?
@TotallyNotALolicon
@TotallyNotALolicon 3 года назад
“There are good reasons for why are student athletes can’t get paid” Not anymore there’s not
@TheAzynder
@TheAzynder 3 года назад
What were the good reasons and why are they no longer valid? If you don't mind me asking.
@Kaliflor87
@Kaliflor87 3 года назад
@@TheAzynder There were three main arguments the NCAA used to justify not paying student athletes: 1. They're already getting paid by receiving tuition, course materials, and housing. 2. Allowing students to make money, not just NIL, would create an unfair recruiting field because athletes would go to the places with the highest pay. 3. An idea of "amateurism" which boils down to a premise that Universities should not be the place for professional sports. These points get a lot more complex, and none of them were accepted by the Supreme Court, but these are the reasons student athletes haven't been able to make money for over 100 years.
@VaeVictus17
@VaeVictus17 3 года назад
There never was a good reason.
@democratsshoulddowhatpeped7836
@democratsshoulddowhatpeped7836 3 года назад
Only true reason is the big owners being greedy
@TheAzynder
@TheAzynder 3 года назад
@@Kaliflor87 Pretty much the kinda nonsense I expected. Thanks for the reply. :)=
@ThatGuyCanmanNC
@ThatGuyCanmanNC 2 года назад
"This country was founded on the idea that one corporation could not hog all the slaves while the rest of us wallow in poverty" This statement is really really funny
@leahflower9924
@leahflower9924 2 года назад
did cartman say "my peaches"? lmao it reminds me of every southern rock band
@nikolastojkovic826
@nikolastojkovic826 10 месяцев назад
​@@leahflower99249
@h.mflagler356
@h.mflagler356 Год назад
“We’re not talking about slave ownership TALL”
@jordythecat7181
@jordythecat7181 2 года назад
“Listen, we have good reasons why our student athletes cannot got paid, young man,” the man says before not elaborating or explaining at all
@DarkArtistKaiser
@DarkArtistKaiser 2 года назад
That's usually how it goes. "WE have a good reason to not do this thing, but we won't elaborate cause that would then show we have no real good fucking reason. Other than lining our own pockets."
@1x0x
@1x0x 2 года назад
it is really insane... i remember a story about shabazz napier he was a point guard for uconn. they were a big underdog and won the championship. he later said in interviews that he wasnt eating because he was dead broke.. no time to get a job and the NCAA is making BILLIoNS off them
@micahsmith-el1905
@micahsmith-el1905 2 года назад
@@1x0x preach
@tedhorwitz430
@tedhorwitz430 3 года назад
this aged sooo well.
@streetbob95
@streetbob95 3 года назад
Too late, Cartman, the Supreme Court heard you!
@croweater1
@croweater1 3 года назад
Hahahaha, I thought of this scene the moment I heard the ruling!!
@ikigai47
@ikigai47 2 года назад
They should have also ruled for retroactive payments for the past NCAA stars that got the slave whip yet never made money in the pros to make up for it. What a scam they had going.
@Mr.D34
@Mr.D34 2 года назад
One of the greatest Eric Cartman moments. Each time i laugh like it is the first time i'm watching it 😀😀😀
@ntokozodlamini6888
@ntokozodlamini6888 2 года назад
It’s amazing how much emotion they can express with such a simplistic animation style 😂😂
@ppunion
@ppunion 3 года назад
The fact that this clip seems so absurd but is actually rooted in reality speaks VOLUMES about the greed and corruption in student athlete sports. Cartman is the best! :D
@ras573
@ras573 3 года назад
athalete*
@Mp57navy
@Mp57navy 2 года назад
EVERYTHING South Park rips on is satirical version of reality.
@_Stormfather
@_Stormfather 2 года назад
Not just sports. Colleges in general are just ways to get as much money out of their customers (not going to validate them by calling them students) as they can, in exchange for as little as they can manage
@foreignheart2222
@foreignheart2222 3 года назад
" $40 for 2 of the white ones and $50 for the blacks" 😂😂😂😂😂
@0707565
@0707565 3 года назад
😂😂
@VLAD_P_
@VLAD_P_ 3 года назад
That’s a great deal ..
@koffiegast
@koffiegast 3 года назад
@Happy DeLarge the word slave originates from the Slavic people, yes white people, who were enslaved in masses.
@tomfoolery7797
@tomfoolery7797 3 года назад
@Happy DeLarge A slav is white though or am I just getting color blind while looking at google images.
@blackbird5634
@blackbird5634 3 года назад
@Happy DeLarge true, they indenture themselves to Walmart, and McDonald's and other low wage corporations or join the military and they NEVER understand their position as slaves in the system.
@jerrymaher9342
@jerrymaher9342 7 месяцев назад
master got me working aged well
@jdfli7810
@jdfli7810 2 года назад
I love how the guy goes "A What?" when the secretary says another prestigious institution. Then toward the end of the clip he refers to his school as a prestigious university.
@dezznutz3743
@dezznutz3743 2 года назад
"Do you mean our student athletes?" "Student athletes." That is brilliant sir." "Now when it come to video games and name and likeness, how do we get around paying our slav...I mean 'student athletes, then?" Pure South Park gold.
@snosaerable
@snosaerable 2 года назад
totally blew me away figuring what this clip was about, lol
@riftvallance2087
@riftvallance2087 2 года назад
And hes kinda right
@heyyoitsmebrian
@heyyoitsmebrian 2 года назад
this is the exact reason why NCAA 2014 was the last ncaa football game. because they couldnt figure out how to not pay the athletes but also use their likeness
@Dreamer19454
@Dreamer19454 2 года назад
Not from the US, can you explain?
@wandzaa
@wandzaa 2 года назад
@@Dreamer19454 universities don't pay their student athletes, although they do get money from their likeness. In very funny way with this bit SP is playing with idea that student athletes are slaves
@appalachianoperator
@appalachianoperator 3 года назад
This is the best shit on colleges ever taken
@Minjarez96
@Minjarez96 2 года назад
Just facts
@Tortuga2323
@Tortuga2323 2 года назад
This is still one of Cartman greatest moments
@yahyasky7252
@yahyasky7252 2 года назад
"Screw you sir, I'm going home." So elegant
@jacksonsinclair2615
@jacksonsinclair2615 3 года назад
This is honestly too true. I unfortunately played college football on scholarship because I'm from a poor family and wanted to get an education without putting myself in student loan debt. Lucky for me I broke my back playing the game and now I'm losing function in my legs and my penis and walking with a cane probably will be a in a wheelchair soon. Sometimes I wet myself because I can't control my bladder.The worst part is to think that if I had been working I would be covered in injury compensation. The university just threw me out on the street and treated me like shit. I struggled through multiple surgeries trying to finish my degree. I finished but now my body is so messed up idk what I'm going to do. What's worse is the University's are supposedly the leaders in being progressive in our society. But really they don't give a shit about anything but money.
@rogersmith8480
@rogersmith8480 3 года назад
You are absolutely right. We are nothing, but slaves to these university or college corporations. I am very truly sorry for what happen to you. I know you will get better. Take care.
@killaken2000
@killaken2000 3 года назад
I'm really sorry to hear this. There should be some safety nets like workman's comp for athletes injured during games or training. I wish you the best.
@bretthess6376
@bretthess6376 3 года назад
Sorry to hear it. I went to two major universities and they both treated me like shit. I was absolutely nothing but a cash cow to them. I tried going out for two different sports and was not even considered because I was "too short". 5 foot nine, the same height as Babe Ruth. I could run the 100 M in 11 flat, throw 200 feet with pinpoint accuracy, benchpress 320 pounds, stuff like that. They wouldn't even let me try out. Guess I was lucky. Oh, and my degrees are worthless, too. And I consider myself blessed, as I survived all they put me through. and I'm happy, healthy, and not living in the street, where they obviously wanted to put me. Good luck!
@morpheus6394
@morpheus6394 2 года назад
Shit...
@ViolettaD1485
@ViolettaD1485 2 года назад
Ever see the movie "Rain People"? Watch for the back-story of James Caan's character.
@TJDious
@TJDious 3 года назад
Screw you, sah! I'm goin' home.
@staticcling1288
@staticcling1288 2 года назад
Fast forward to 2021 Colin Krappernick NFL slavery commercial this Southpark episode doesnt seem as outrageous 😂
@cnh2132
@cnh2132 2 года назад
A classic, if ever there was one "i'm going home" finisher from cartman! Priceless!!! ❤️
@VideoJamesNZ
@VideoJamesNZ 3 года назад
"Screw you, Sir! I'm going home" 🤣🤣🤣 Cartman doesn't really say "Screw you guys, I'm going home" anymore, that was a brilliant callback! 😂
@emperornapoleon6204
@emperornapoleon6204 3 года назад
“Screw you, sah! I’m goin’ home.”
@Pandaman94
@Pandaman94 2 года назад
This is pure genius and I love it so much.
@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749
@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749 2 года назад
I love how Cartman drops the accent when he's whispering
@dominikcicic9649
@dominikcicic9649 3 года назад
His red hair, sideburns and moustache are right on point for this one. 🤣🤣
@dentonthomas5622
@dentonthomas5622 3 года назад
Don't forget the southern accent. I think they frickin nailed it. With the older dialect too.
@tiarnan76
@tiarnan76 3 года назад
The first slave owner in America was Anthony Johnson - a black man...... Finally - you've been red pilled
@veloc123
@veloc123 3 года назад
@@tiarnan76 he was also jewish
@StuTheDon17
@StuTheDon17 3 года назад
He looks a lot like Leo Di Caprio from Django Unchained
@thepaleemperor3445
@thepaleemperor3445 2 года назад
"My peaches what a wonderful office you got yourself hya" - brilliant.
@zekenotech
@zekenotech 2 года назад
Love how the College owner at no point gave a reason why they weren't paying the athletes. Just kept dodging and denying.
@mrbranson73
@mrbranson73 2 года назад
They are. $200,000 in tuition alone and 99% of them will never make a living in sports. Good deal for most. But people are whiny pussies nowadays
@silvos8903
@silvos8903 2 года назад
@@mrbranson73 that the college will make back at least doubled. The NCAA is a giant scam. Most college coaches are paid equal to Pro Sport coaches. Bigger schools are businesses. Cartman is actually dead on here.
@RandKin
@RandKin Год назад
I would watch an entire season of Cartman being this.
@JakeGoodmanYT
@JakeGoodmanYT 3 года назад
Who's here after the NCAA passed that every athlete in the country will be able to make money from endorsements and other ventures?
@ALRIHAE
@ALRIHAE 3 года назад
This clip was the first thing I thought about when I heard the news. "Student athletes, that is brilliant sir" haha
@SimSays
@SimSays 3 года назад
@@ALRIHAE I'm m n n j just m. NM lol u. No m B NM m b b B NM u. Okh . M just j.*m. No l nj0 n . Km. 9n.nk N m K
@ALRIHAE
@ALRIHAE 3 года назад
@@SimSays wat
@red__guy
@red__guy 2 года назад
So this is why the video went up to my recommended... America is weird with the college sports... Hey but my uni had a cs;go and LOL league but they won't build a 40 pcs with 3080gtx for that... The 3080gtx here are for training neural networks.
@toms.a.savage7232
@toms.a.savage7232 2 года назад
The NCAA did not "pass it," they were forced to by the US Supreme Court ruling in favor of the student athletes being able to receive endorsement deals off their names/likenesses.
@1krani
@1krani 3 года назад
And now the NCAA is facing heat for a case they just lost over not paying their student athletes or allowing them to make money off their own likeness.
@baberzeb4789
@baberzeb4789 3 года назад
Atholetes*
@rafaelpedro9494
@rafaelpedro9494 3 года назад
Yeah ...even in movies they pay the family of the deceased for a CGI likeness (“loopholes” is jargon of the rich)
@1krani
@1krani 3 года назад
@@rafaelpedro9494 They excuse it with credits for not paying for classes. But then, if they paid their student atholetes a salary for playing on the team, the students could just pay for their own classes and pocket the rest.
@Moundshroud.
@Moundshroud. 2 года назад
I fucking love every second of this.
@aarots1
@aarots1 2 года назад
RESPECT HIS AUTHORITAH!
@brettmacinnis6252
@brettmacinnis6252 3 года назад
I love how he takes a big whiff of the cigar and puts it in his jacket
@trentaviouscofield1151
@trentaviouscofield1151 2 года назад
"I ain't arguin'" is my new catchphrase
@rumbleman65
@rumbleman65 Год назад
That bit of music when he walks in is just brilliant 😂😂
@TheMojo78
@TheMojo78 2 года назад
This is so true . Eric Cartman is a legend in his own lifetime.
@boataxe4605
@boataxe4605 3 года назад
This gives me hope that some Supreme Court justices watch South Park.
@LordsofMedia
@LordsofMedia 3 года назад
Reality IS South Park now.
@grogery1570
@grogery1570 2 года назад
They lack the intelligence.
@Zoggest
@Zoggest 2 года назад
Last week tonight had a great piece about this issue as well if you're interested.
@DerrickRG
@DerrickRG 2 года назад
@@grogery1570 Libtard alert.
@ZappelFly
@ZappelFly 2 года назад
The best version of "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
@OlleForsberg
@OlleForsberg Год назад
Has to be one of the top three South Park scenes ever.
@Hobiexoxo
@Hobiexoxo Год назад
I ain’t arguin’!
@kenttyler1243
@kenttyler1243 2 года назад
"what a wonderful office you got here, you certainly got yourself a lucrative business don't gee? LMAO
@TulsaSooner1979
@TulsaSooner1979 2 года назад
This was so brilliant. What's even more amazing is the voice acting (doing Cartman voice and giving it a Col. Sanders accent).
@MiaogisTeas
@MiaogisTeas 3 года назад
I didn't understand this until a coworker explained it. It's not satire, it's just news. I'm still appalled, even if they can now be paid for their endorsement.
@thoumotherdearest9041
@thoumotherdearest9041 3 года назад
@John Smith slow down, why tf gotta bring that into this? As far as I’m aware colleges aren’t actively trying to turn its students into Marxist far leftists, your free to prove me wrong
@anrit5972
@anrit5972 3 года назад
@Angelwing Nipple Degrees that are needed to be employed in the institution and don’t even pay enough to repay the student loan unless you live in your car.
@afsilver07
@afsilver07 3 года назад
@@thoumotherdearest9041 what can you expect from a guy called John Smith
@neovenom9833
@neovenom9833 3 года назад
@@thoumotherdearest9041 aren't a lot of uni's forcing students to follow certain courses that have nothing to do with their degree? Also forget uni, the start in middle school now with CRT.
@edwinsoto6932
@edwinsoto6932 3 года назад
@@neovenom9833 They're teaching college-level legal theory to middle-schoolers? Where?
@mg-by7uu
@mg-by7uu 2 года назад
This character should really do an episode about the Olympics
@TheBettysims
@TheBettysims Год назад
THE MUSIC WHEN CARTMAN ENTERS THE ROOM!!! 🤣🤣 💀
@tearupnationinc.7199
@tearupnationinc.7199 2 года назад
Calvin Candie of Candyland Plantation. Quentin has some explaining to do.
@stewartlynch7859
@stewartlynch7859 2 года назад
I played Southern characters on stage and just looking at Cartman's performance in this clip brought back memories
@stopsign1626
@stopsign1626 2 года назад
Lynch...Name checks out
@ishmael802
@ishmael802 2 года назад
The satire in this show is so strong! Comparing student athletes to slaves and making a statement. Amazing
@Jwilliams813
@Jwilliams813 2 года назад
Wtf bro I thought you were me when I read this comment lmaooo
@Mike19737
@Mike19737 2 года назад
Cartman is OG. He tells it like it is. 😂😂
@toptenguy1
@toptenguy1 2 года назад
I love how the NCAA's reasoning is basically "Because we made that decision long ago, and it's always been like this". lol
@anthonysheehan361
@anthonysheehan361 2 года назад
Yup....and that is almost exactly the same reasoning a racist or boomer uses, when they complain about anything that changes. Weird isn't it?
@TacGKilgore
@TacGKilgore 2 года назад
@@anthonysheehan361 Are you insinuating that it's a racial issue for the colleges rather than a economic one?... or are you always this vague?
@cpob2013
@cpob2013 2 года назад
Well originally 100 years ago it was just voluntary, playing for fun outside of class. There was no money in it. But then people gathered to watch so the schools built stands and charged admission and offered uniforms and traveling and even free tuition for the players. It had grown so that now there was money in it, but they never had to pay the players before so they still don't want to.
@Mp57navy
@Mp57navy 2 года назад
@@anthonysheehan361 It's almost as if conservatism tries to keep things as they are?
@tsriftsal3581
@tsriftsal3581 2 года назад
@@Mp57navy exactly! Things need to always change so that those implementing the change can exploit the change with maximum efficiency.
@cishansen4162
@cishansen4162 2 года назад
We really need more Eric P. Cartman moments in South Park.
@danpierce8862
@danpierce8862 Год назад
As a former "student-athlete" this isnt the part where we become slaves. We become slaves after our student debt skyrockets.
@badgerx51
@badgerx51 Год назад
Did he just explain the American civil war in the last 10 seconds?
@dylanrasmussen1552
@dylanrasmussen1552 2 года назад
The finger point at the second " Stoo-dent Ath-O- Leets" is fking priceless.
@AgentRafa
@AgentRafa 2 года назад
"Screw you Sir, I'm going home!"
@brendanhulla
@brendanhulla 3 месяца назад
“Screw you suh, I’m goin’ home” gets me every time
@michaelcook6889
@michaelcook6889 Год назад
That violin was completely appropriate
@Soulgraven
@Soulgraven 2 года назад
The satire is absolutely brilliant. Cartman's vernacular and dialect are spot on. Almost pissed my pants laughing.
@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343
"You think you can do what you want just because your corporation is a university!” THE ACCURACY.
@gilbertocamacho6769
@gilbertocamacho6769 2 года назад
Brilliant. I am glad this has finally been rectified.
@zezidantes5587
@zezidantes5587 2 года назад
They predicted Colin Kaepernick
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