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Erik Griffin: “F**k Ryan Gosling” 

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Erik Griffin explains why he never lets his dates choose the movie they’re going to see and takes down chick flicks starring Ryan Gosling.
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@andrewradloff1282
@andrewradloff1282 4 года назад
He looks like a real-life bobs burgers character.
@JohnRapheal7
@JohnRapheal7 4 года назад
😂😂💀💀💀💀
@LadyAmadala98
@LadyAmadala98 4 года назад
I laughed out loud at this comment. Too accurate.
@senselocke
@senselocke 4 года назад
I was thinking a chunky Jon Oliver
@andrewradloff1282
@andrewradloff1282 4 года назад
@@senselocke 😂😂💀💀💀💀 😂😂 I see it now, chunky indeed
@johnbonbright4169
@johnbonbright4169 4 года назад
John Oliver and millhouse
@ethanbehnke4103
@ethanbehnke4103 4 года назад
He looks like Eric Andre's dad.
@VincentGonzalezVeg
@VincentGonzalezVeg 4 года назад
thats cold man
@boogerpresley6616
@boogerpresley6616 4 года назад
More like humpty hump
@partyendsat9235
@partyendsat9235 4 года назад
Homie from workaholics?
@dtigert233
@dtigert233 4 года назад
He is
@VividFilmProductions
@VividFilmProductions 4 года назад
Erik griffin look like the coolest call center manager ever
@bulldawgirwin8384
@bulldawgirwin8384 4 года назад
Nah, he would just be a snarky salesman.
@anarchyutopia
@anarchyutopia 4 года назад
Montez
@C_mao
@C_mao 4 года назад
This guy is a natural comedian. If he wasn't on stage he'd be making people laugh wherever he may be
@anscomedy
@anscomedy 4 года назад
Yes i feel like his bits are conversations he has had with his friends over a beer granted there is theatrical aspects while he is on stage still seems like genuine conversation
@limitlesssky3050
@limitlesssky3050 2 года назад
His joke is super genuine.
@armandojuan64
@armandojuan64 2 года назад
He really is .
@nickniehaus1763
@nickniehaus1763 2 года назад
Exactly. Hard to find that. He is money!
@ForrealMwangi
@ForrealMwangi 4 года назад
I’ll be saying, “IM A SHRIMP BOAT CAPTAIN BITCHHH” pretty much for the rest of the week
@RearAdmiralTootToot
@RearAdmiralTootToot 4 года назад
I dont understand how/why but "Imma shrimp boat captain b!tch" is somehow the funniest sounding combo of words ever.
@kennethlauer4735
@kennethlauer4735 4 года назад
Me after hearing it: "how can I incorporate that saying into my life?🤔"
@Abdullah_Chill
@Abdullah_Chill 4 года назад
@@kennethlauer4735 100%😂🤣😂
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo 4 года назад
YES!!!! I've said it 3 times since I saw the video
@BaconNCereal
@BaconNCereal 4 года назад
“You look like somebody drew you” - Bobby Lee
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo 4 года назад
Did he really say that 🤣🤣🤣
@vspectra
@vspectra 4 года назад
@@anthonyzullo yeah on his podcast lol
@ancientfuture9690
@ancientfuture9690 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@greenhill7528
@greenhill7528 4 года назад
What he said was ' You look like Tim Burton drew you ' - Bobby Lee Maybe edit your comment...either way its funny.
@melissadunton3534
@melissadunton3534 3 года назад
“He looka lika man.” - also Bobby Lee
@lifeasin1
@lifeasin1 4 года назад
The Jenny part had me rolling. Watched that movie as a kid and thought the same thing
@waitahawhat
@waitahawhat 3 года назад
“I’m a shrimp boat captain, bitch!” 😂😂💀
@imthecoolestwallah
@imthecoolestwallah 2 года назад
never thought about it like this 😆 what an amazing comparison
@joec361
@joec361 2 года назад
1000%
@mixedlove1234
@mixedlove1234 4 года назад
Drake in 15 yrs.
@viclor2876
@viclor2876 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@MrNightpwner
@MrNightpwner 4 года назад
How do rappers age? I hate when my grandpa throws up gang signs. So uncool.
@HandsomeJackoff
@HandsomeJackoff 4 года назад
That’s the dude who going to eat drake
@JohnRapheal7
@JohnRapheal7 4 года назад
💀💀💀
@jimmystallcup4931
@jimmystallcup4931 4 года назад
Nailed it 💯
@kaekayyy2554
@kaekayyy2554 4 года назад
Why he look like he has 64 teeth
@lrvz7187
@lrvz7187 4 года назад
Looks like a shark in disguise 🤣🤣
@sheepboi1823
@sheepboi1823 4 года назад
But why does he look like Burt from Sesame Street?😂😂
@lovelybrowngeek8725
@lovelybrowngeek8725 4 года назад
Kaekayyy 😂 I was thinking like damn he has a lot of teeth
@themexis
@themexis 4 года назад
lol i counted. there are only 48, don't got to do him like that...
@Baghuul
@Baghuul 4 года назад
@Tiniest Violin Hes got implants or Snap on dentures. They all look fake and cheap as fuck, with extra teeth too. Make you look like a Dino or some monster.
@labro1330
@labro1330 3 года назад
"I cry like I'm at a black funeral killed me lmao"
@bokwitbruno3468
@bokwitbruno3468 4 года назад
His energy is like a key and Peele in one
@marshallc6885
@marshallc6885 4 года назад
The Forrest Gump bit was amazing!
@seanhastings4432
@seanhastings4432 4 года назад
That might be the best joke of 2019
@C_mao
@C_mao 4 года назад
"I'm a shrimp boat captain bitch !"
@JustcallmePOOH
@JustcallmePOOH 4 года назад
"Imma shrimp boat captain b!tch" ... #LMAOOOOOO
@DJ_Katone
@DJ_Katone 3 года назад
He DEFINITELY can do voice overs for cartoons if he isn't already. Never heard of him but he is funny as hell!👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂
@mykelmellen2378
@mykelmellen2378 4 года назад
You know Monteezy got the tickets.
@ABlackGuy10
@ABlackGuy10 4 года назад
"You dont know about my bedroom" -montez "Wife got that sting ray coochie" -montez My favorite lines from him
@adiaz2469
@adiaz2469 4 года назад
"elbow drop from the top rope bitches!" -montez
@boylibrary3533
@boylibrary3533 4 года назад
nostradomis the part about his bedroom goes through my head at least twice a week
@JP-kr8kq
@JP-kr8kq 4 года назад
Mykel Mellen picks up Blake’s dead fish “Look at this nasty ass bitch”
@1gwala
@1gwala 4 года назад
This guy killed it with the forest gump jokes lol
@bobbyhill7312
@bobbyhill7312 3 года назад
Erik Griffin is a great comedian, a comedic genius
@ccole742
@ccole742 4 года назад
He reminds me of a Keegan Michael Key character 😂
@themexis
@themexis 4 года назад
for me it's an Eddie Murphy character.
@d_money707
@d_money707 4 года назад
Looks like he about to do the humpty dance
@thebeamerdreamer
@thebeamerdreamer 3 года назад
The change in his tone of voice when he says ' You're shallow , self absorbed ' gets me every time .
@mmesanaa
@mmesanaa 4 года назад
the black funeral joke!!! omg!! so FUNNY!
@Wynter_Heat
@Wynter_Heat 4 года назад
i'm wondering why he knows lol.
@docrakidocraki8067
@docrakidocraki8067 4 года назад
Wynter Heat he’s 3/4 you know that right?
@cl759
@cl759 4 года назад
Oh, line was crossed, very good.
@rjpichardo
@rjpichardo 4 года назад
never forget what Jenny did to Forest. NEVER!
@ABlackGuy10
@ABlackGuy10 4 года назад
Montez from workaholics is his name for ever i will yell it harder than wakanda forever
@Menibor1
@Menibor1 4 года назад
You’re so cool
@JohnRapheal7
@JohnRapheal7 4 года назад
Yea I didnt even read his actual name..
@dgtlgtr3272
@dgtlgtr3272 4 года назад
As a man I felt that crying joke. Forrest gump is the only movie that made me cry.
@wallcity318
@wallcity318 4 года назад
Braeden Irvine the green mile bro
@yuske05
@yuske05 4 года назад
Wolverine for me
@YungPac
@YungPac 4 года назад
Braeden Irvine Toy story 3
@parrat8589
@parrat8589 4 года назад
HE'S SO SMART JENNY
@dgtlgtr3272
@dgtlgtr3272 4 года назад
@@parrat8589 for me it was like; this brave boy over came his disability became war hero, and helped his disabled friend over come depression, then the man became a millionaire to keep his word to his fallen Conrad, and through all that he stayed faithful to a girl who didn't really love him. She didn't owe him anything but to come back after you have no other options, are dead broke with a kid and aids and you remember the rich little slow boy who was crazy in love with who you hid a child from and think oooOo let me take advantage of that pure soul. Now Forrest and Forrest jr have aids thanks to her. Forrest could have gotten soo much pussy for his alpha ping pong and football skills. She didn't deserve him.
@MichaelKingVids
@MichaelKingVids 4 года назад
Omg This guy took it to the next level with the Forrest Gump shit. Set was damned good, but that whole Shrimp Boat Captain bit just solidified the man as currency in the comedy world for years of careers. And, damn, that has just been setting on the shelf and this comic has done took it off the shelf and made a bunch of for real LMAO’s out it.
@lostlang
@lostlang 4 года назад
Damn . He's just good plain and simple
@virgil52
@virgil52 4 года назад
Most women are like jenny from forrest gump. Im dead 😂😂😂😂
@rezbarbie24
@rezbarbie24 4 года назад
As if men are different?
@BigPappaAaron
@BigPappaAaron 4 года назад
@@rezbarbie24 you mad or...?
@rezbarbie24
@rezbarbie24 4 года назад
@@BigPappaAaron - Nah just curious if Virgil52 and his 49 people people who liked his comment are bitter incels or what?
@BigPappaAaron
@BigPappaAaron 4 года назад
@@rezbarbie24 or they just enjoyed a joke that went over your squishy little bitter head?
@user-nu4tm8fi2p
@user-nu4tm8fi2p 4 года назад
Hey Barbie, you don’t gotta be an incel to think most women are like Jenny...
@Geion
@Geion 4 года назад
When you said most of you are like Jenny from Forest Gump is was like "Preach Preacher" in my old church lady voice.
@briana191
@briana191 4 года назад
🙌
@preetacharya4611
@preetacharya4611 4 года назад
His smile is soooo creepy lmao its disturbing and funny at the same time
@kimgelin5819
@kimgelin5819 4 года назад
Omg it really is
@agoodamerican614
@agoodamerican614 4 года назад
someone used that sammy sosa makeup on my nigga
@Pumpkin0_0
@Pumpkin0_0 4 года назад
I've seen worse. I know a couple of people who look completely normal, but whenever they smile their muscles are pushed up so far up their faces that they look like evil goblins. It's pretty creepy.
@ianmcpherson2171
@ianmcpherson2171 4 года назад
"Most of you are Jenny real life" holy shit, can confirm.
@MasterKurisu
@MasterKurisu 4 года назад
I never saw Erik's stand-up before this. I knew he was funny from podcasts, but this was hilarious!
@estco1985
@estco1985 4 года назад
His facial expressions could make this guy famous beyond imagination
@sheepboi1823
@sheepboi1823 4 года назад
So nobody gonna mention how he looks like the real life Burt from Sesame Street?
@winterbratcher806
@winterbratcher806 4 года назад
No because he doesn’t
@fishseason101
@fishseason101 4 года назад
lmao
@nikkilove8350
@nikkilove8350 4 года назад
"I'm a shrimp boat captain, bitch!" Rotflmao🤣🤣🤣
@IRockLikeISaid
@IRockLikeISaid 4 года назад
Dude’s preaching red pill. NICE.
@efreinshtick
@efreinshtick 4 года назад
Griffin always brings the funny. I'm a shrimp boat captain Betch!!!
@BashBroJoe
@BashBroJoe 4 года назад
Hes a naturally funny dude. Funny looking as well. Super old material. Felt like I was watching old Def Comedy Jam if it had been on the Oxygen network.
@googleedood9721
@googleedood9721 4 года назад
GTFOH! IM A SHIRP BOAT CAPTAIN, BIYCH! 😆😅😂🤣😭🤣
@e.and.f
@e.and.f 4 года назад
This guy looks like an american John Oliver
@stefanurquelle7736
@stefanurquelle7736 4 года назад
"GTFOH, I'm a shrimp captain, bitch." LMFAO!!
@JokersPlayground
@JokersPlayground 4 года назад
i clicked on this video like idk CC but by the end was a complete fan!!!!
@TahtahmesDiary
@TahtahmesDiary 4 года назад
"five, six, SEVEN, EIGHT! WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS GUN HERE!" I thought I was the only one who bothered to ruin scenes like that lol
@bankskids
@bankskids 2 года назад
I am definitely not on a Erik binge rn 🤣
@austin3789
@austin3789 4 года назад
Why do all his female voices sound like Jordan Peele's Meegan.
@JohnnyBurnes
@JohnnyBurnes 4 года назад
Look up "Ryan Gosling Screaming Compilation". You're welcome.
@funkyscenario
@funkyscenario 4 года назад
This was my PE coach in 92.
@celticbarbarian6680
@celticbarbarian6680 4 года назад
This guy sounds like if Seth Rogen was a black guy
@Nxt6
@Nxt6 4 года назад
Gold! Definitely need to see more of him
@msthang5366
@msthang5366 4 года назад
This WAS FANTASTIC!!!
@BigRockyD
@BigRockyD 4 года назад
Bro I was rolling start to finish 😂😂
@nishisalott1839
@nishisalott1839 3 года назад
I will not lie, I do count the bullets in a movie...at times the ammunition is not believeable to the amount of bullets that can be held in the chamber and the amount of bullets released.
@paticusmaximus12
@paticusmaximus12 4 года назад
Well cool...seen him in tv shows but never seen his stand up.
@craigclement5079
@craigclement5079 4 года назад
His stand up better than the whole squad.
@OmluTerong
@OmluTerong Год назад
Damn,ROFL this is one of the best of Erik....LMFAO
@iangitau1853
@iangitau1853 4 года назад
That Forest Gumb bit was REAL!
@Kevinschart
@Kevinschart 4 года назад
i never knew this guys stand up was this good.
@DavidBDavis-lz7bt
@DavidBDavis-lz7bt 2 года назад
Ha! Finally found it! I loved this bit back when this episode debuted...and it's still so funny today!😅
@YuriRodriguez-sp4mh
@YuriRodriguez-sp4mh 2 года назад
Love this bit!!!
@larva5606
@larva5606 4 года назад
Im still holding out hope Ryan Gosling will comment....
@pbc_03
@pbc_03 4 года назад
Great energy!
@iamgeminijoker
@iamgeminijoker 4 года назад
I love this guy. Workaholics!
@alittlelightcse2762
@alittlelightcse2762 2 года назад
Best John Oliver cosplay I’ve probably ever seen
@Jdespo518
@Jdespo518 2 года назад
I love this dude
@jameslively3530
@jameslively3530 4 года назад
"I'm a Shrimp Boat Captain BITCH" 💀💀🤣🤣
@Pumpkin0_0
@Pumpkin0_0 4 года назад
I clicked on this video because he was on JKNews. When I saw the thumbnail: "Wait, I've seen this guy before. Ooooooh, it's Erik!!!!" xD
@relaxingnaturesounds2339
@relaxingnaturesounds2339 3 года назад
LOVE THIS GUY!
@StepSev7en
@StepSev7en 3 года назад
I'ma shrimp boat cap't bit&h! so freaking funny
@christianbeverly8237
@christianbeverly8237 4 года назад
Lol. Up until about 2 years ago, you couldn't tell me his name wasn't Montez Ford.
@Ashok695
@Ashok695 4 года назад
I love that women's laugh😂😂
@CACADOOKIE2
@CACADOOKIE2 4 года назад
This what happens when you take away the mans snacks. He turn into savage
@doghouse010
@doghouse010 4 года назад
Riffin w/ Griffffffffin!!!
@angelaguilar8413
@angelaguilar8413 4 года назад
Looking better my dude keep it up
@javii6741
@javii6741 4 года назад
😂🤣🤣🤣 he killed it
@alchauncymedia
@alchauncymedia 4 года назад
First time seeing Erik Griffin #hilarious 😂
@shogun0127
@shogun0127 4 года назад
pretty funny, fresh take
@r.m.m.1333
@r.m.m.1333 3 года назад
That Forrest Gump bit reminds of that other bit in Family Guy.
@steveflow1332
@steveflow1332 4 года назад
Got em with that Jenny joke!
@themaestro9527
@themaestro9527 4 года назад
3:05 LOL!!!
@lucasnorwine2745
@lucasnorwine2745 4 года назад
I'm dying up here was my favorite show
@momonyak
@momonyak 4 года назад
I like this comedian. Made me laugh.
@metalstorm7506
@metalstorm7506 2 года назад
The black funeral part killed me
@chazcarter244
@chazcarter244 4 года назад
damn really didn't know dude was so dope
@angelicalungu8878
@angelicalungu8878 2 года назад
😍This guy is a natural
@808robins9
@808robins9 3 года назад
That line about how most women are like Jenny from Forrest Gump is so true! #Facts
@SeanLaMontagne
@SeanLaMontagne 2 года назад
No
@SkateSka
@SkateSka 4 года назад
I'm guessing a good chunk of people kept losing what he said, thinking "this dude looks unusual". He's good with the jokes too so he's like double impressive.
@litjarred
@litjarred 3 года назад
THIS GUY GETS IT!
@reisekeller6859
@reisekeller6859 4 года назад
AMEN... on the Jenny joke!
@andrewguzman7821
@andrewguzman7821 3 года назад
That one girl who keeped going wooo
@Shadow-bw8qf
@Shadow-bw8qf 4 года назад
From 5:36 to 6:52 one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard! I’m a shrimp boat captain Bitch!
@user-nj1zu2nf1x
@user-nj1zu2nf1x 4 года назад
Erik has alwaysss been the man
@SkyreeXScalabar
@SkyreeXScalabar 4 года назад
He looks like he has that mustache, nose, and glasses mask
@justinalexander5959
@justinalexander5959 4 года назад
1:09 him and Chris Delia's girl impression sounds so alike
@fredychicano654
@fredychicano654 2 года назад
What a FKN legend 👏
@fattonyTV_
@fattonyTV_ 2 года назад
for some reason "I'm a shrimp boat captain bitch" made me laugh the hardest LOL but he ain't wrong I realized not that long ago how much of an asshole Jenny was in the movie meanwhile Forrest is breaking his back trying to be with her.
@beepusboop8678
@beepusboop8678 4 года назад
This man would love cinemasins.
@HeyYaKnow
@HeyYaKnow 4 года назад
His podcast is hilarious
@thomasross6016
@thomasross6016 3 года назад
Ladies, listen to the Jenny bit. Several times. That's yall all day.
@brucebanner5512
@brucebanner5512 4 года назад
Hear me out on this one...... Erik Griffin as The Penguin
@frankiecal3186
@frankiecal3186 4 года назад
Real life Mr.Potato Head.
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