Erling Haaland - The Genius 

His Girlfriend: What should we eat today? Haaland: Food

" I used to skip my English classes to watch Erling Haaland's interviews " - *Harry Kane*

Girl with bikini: How do I look Halland :With your eyes

this guy has scored more goals than he has uttered sylables.

Girl : Come over here...my parents are not home... Haaland : Where are they?

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 10 years Haaland: In the mirror

Teammates: hey what’s up man Haaland: the sky

Reporter: Are you okay? Haaland: No, I´m Haaland

Erling why do you barely talk in your interviews? Haaland: why not

“Haaland is over 20, I won’t be surprised if he would retire next season” -Buffon

I like how he yeets himself out one millisecond after the interviewer thanks him

Haaland's Farewell speech "it was fun,Thank you"

"He gave me a Pep Talk and that's all I needed" -Guardiola

reporter: tell us why lingardinho is the GOAT haaland: why not

Interviewer: who's the best player at this current time? Haaland: *looks at watch*

Haaland:* stares girl Girl: why are you staring? Haaland: why not?

What club would you like to play for in the future? Haaland: a football club

A simple and humble man... very rare these days, he should be praised for that

"Yeah i'm 43 now but i'm still young" -gianluigi buffon

Gf: How did you sleep tonight erling? Erling: with my eyes closed

Reporter: How many goals you scored in Champions League? Halland: all

"Whats the best part of football" Haaland: "the ball"

"Why not" is the best answer ever

"He gave me motivation to score" - Bono

I used to skip interviews to watch Phil Jones play. -Erling Haland

1:36 the likeness is uncanny

Girl: "My parents aren't home." Haaland: "Where are they?"

This is the kimi raikkonen of football

Caller: "Is this Patrick?" "No, this is Haaland."

I hope he never hires a speachwriter or pr agent or whatever they called to teach him how to talk, so when he becomes new Ronaldo he still will say some hilarious shit and it will be his thing.

His Gf: happy 23th birthday babe how is is your feeling about this Erling: i'm getting old

Haalands girlfriend: 'What do you want to eat babe? Haaland:' Food'

Interviewer: Where will you be playing next season? Haaland: Earth.

"Other people ask 'Why?' I ask 'Why not?" - Erling Haaland

This guy is 90% troll, 10% anime character.

His Girlfriend: What should I wear today? Haaland: Clothes

The tom reference killed me🤣🤣🤣

Reporter: Where do you get the energy to play these long games? Erling: From Gohan... I mean gatorade

"Talk less work more" my guy has dedicated this thought in his career

He must be every company's dream spokesman.

Reporter : how u feel after scoring 2 goals :halaand I feel good reporter : what is ur secret to score goals :halaand work hark :reporter are u happy with Dortmund halaand: why not

Erling hardwork

He reminds me of Kimi Raikkonen, even he doesn't take bs questions from reporters 🤣🤣

its funny to see how shy he was and now he’s gotten comfortable in front of a camera

his mom: what do you want to eat at dinner? haaland: food

1:55 I love how you can hear the interviewer crack up a little on "Can you tell us the message?" Haaland is honestly such a funny and good-natured character, I hope we get to see a lot more of him, preferably over here at the BVB :)

Haaland as a referee: *Pulls out red card* Player:why did you do that. Haaland:why not

Police: why did u kill this man? Haaland: Why not??

Erling what's that you're wearing? Erling: Clothes

Imagine an erling haaland podcast

Make a video on the best Defensive line including Martial , Dembele , Werner and Morata 😂😂

Also Haaland : "Flow Kingz Feat Lyng - Kygo jo"

What about the “are you sleeping lonely tonight?” Interview 😂

Brevity is the soul of wit✊🏼

How did you score the bicycle kick: Haaland: by jumping and kicking the ball

i feel like him and kanye west would get along well. "what is the best part of parenting, kanye?" "the kids"

Any fellow Nottingham Forest fans secretly praying he will one day play for us when he’s 38 and shite?

I love this channel. Both the videos and the comments!

Thx for made my day better 😂

this guy is just a mastermind

Are you over 20 years old now? Haaland: WHY NOT?

I have watched it thrice and i always laugh my ass off😂😂

his parents; u r adopted him: why not ?

Hell yeahh, i watch this again and again.

U laugh at his english,he laughs at ur goalscores

Keep uploading please

best interviewee ... ever

I love Haaland's interviews 😀

Random kid : what do you do for living? Haland: inhale Oxygen exhale Co2

excellent video

He keeps it short and sweet

Reporter:- Don't u think u deserved the previous Ballon d'or? Haaland:- Why not?

'How do you feel after winning Ballon D'or?' Haaland: I did.

Haaland who is the best? Erling: A person

Haaland needs a new update that will make him speak for longer in interviews.

GF: My parents aren't home. Haaland: where are they?

a genuine gentleman! 😂

Epiiic

Title:how to avoid paparazzi with haaland 🤣🤭

hard work - erling haaland

Nobody can be like Haaland, scoring goals and being a great meme.

sigma male rule 1507-Answer to the point , no bullshitting

A man of great words

Update video on Lionel Jesse aka Messi Lingard pls🔥

Ya..Why not -Tom Haaland

He is a modern viking

Nice

The poet

goated

Bone chilling answers right there

Erling Haaland - The Philosopher

Why did you make this legendary video?

"When my mind down I prefer haland speeches. Gives me motivation for 2 more launches" - Elon musk

Dammmmmmnnnnnnn

Girl: I like your muscles, how did u get them Haaland: hard work

Manchester city should just buy him because of his interview

Baby Haaland : *breaks cup* Mom : omg what have u done!! BH : Broke the cup😇😊

It is hardwork and work hard

YALLLLL 😩😭🤣

Don't know if I should laugh or cry.