Thank F*CK they added wheelchairs to the metaverse. My legs no work and I really, REALLY want to be severely handicapped in the virtual pretend world as well! Thanks Zuck!
It wouldn't be the first or last time the IP gets misshandled. Remember their previous attempt at restoring it? Where they made probably the best demo for a horror game ever produced, and then nuked most of their company and cancelled the game?
@@kamikazesopp I mean in fairness to that, Kojima didn’t have permission to use the IP and the whole point of the Silent Hills reveal being so convoluted to get was so he had time to pitch the game so they couldn’t fire him. Fuck Konami and the president or CEO (can’t remember which), obviously, but at the same time I kinda get it.
For a person who doesn’t have the time to be there everyday to see 4-5 gaming channels repeat the same drama everyday. To just get a bukkake at the end of the month of this news and get on with my day really helps out.
I seriously hope they put some effort in it. There were parts of cyberpunk I liked, and a lot of the missions and in game lore were very interesting. Like that part where you nail a serial killer on a cross on live TV, or the whole mission with the guy turning kids into cattle at the farm.
@@AkiRa22084 ah yes, where they only delivered on genitalia customization, broken everything to kingdom come with glitches, and made it first person so you can't see the characters you spend hours making, likely because they found out they couldn't deliver on making all the necessary character animations for a decent 3rd person perspective.
I need to Lyle to walk into the Oneyplays Studio Tower, walk down that long candle lit hallway, pass the security statues that smash you if you fail to answer their question, strut right up to Mr. Oney "Sephiroth" Plays, and ask him, "when we smurfin' bois?"
god that intro is a horrifying story and it's damn true point out that you want a game to be both complete and fun nowadays and people will call you an old person
Surprised you didn't mention CD Projekt Red's announcement they will be devoting their body and souls to the Blackrock corporate ESG scores. That was a very spooky announcement in gaming this month
@@The_Blue_Otaku oh yeah, I think I'm about midway through the Millennium Falcon arc. I'm at the point right after Guts gets the Berserker Armor, that part was insane. However, Lost Children is still my favorite arc so far, I just love the dark and horrible tone it has, and Guts at that point was going through quite the interesting change. I still love where the story is going though, Guts is an incredible character. I lost some motivation to keep reading when Miura passed away, but I kept going in bits and pieces. Now that it's continuing I'm really interested to see where it goes so I'm back on it now lol. Have you caught up?
@@Grasses0n Yeah same Lost Children is one of my favorite arcs also i'm caught up to the most recent chapter it's good that's all i'm saying no spoiling from my lips
Calling the hot new game that isn't fun to play but just a bunch of daily challenges a Were-Job already had me I stitches but then the depiction of a Were-Job made me sound like I was having a stroke. Lyle, please never stop
Sad update on the lady who broke her back: She was unknowingly pregnant, and having the back surgery meant she needed to abort her child. So... Twitch has a body count.
The Molasses Flood didn't make Human: Fall Flat, they made a couple of survival games, one was called The Flame in the Flood and I can't remember the other one's name.
Lyle, I have been meaning to tell you this for a while but I never got the chance. You see, there is actually value behind our gold. I know that might come off as shocking, absurd even, but in dentistry one can use gold to reinforce a tooth in case 3 out of 4 sides have fillings in them.
@@LordCantalo I might be wrong, but I heard the point of a non-gold economy is that rich people can't horde a finite supply of gold, thus having an eternal dominance through controlling the wealth.
I have a feeling (based on hearing your input) that cyberpunk will have a glorious comback arc. I've also gotten to play around 300 hours of it and I'm honestly enchanted everytime.
It always seemed very out of character for PlatinumGames not to get the original voice actor for Bayonetta considering they went to the effort of getting Silvia's voice actor from Viewtiful Joe to make a tiny cameo in The Wonderful 101.
I knew she was lying from the start. Platinum is very fair since they came from being fucked over by Capcom during their Clover days. They would never do what she claimed. It would be like hearing Double Fine Productions was homophobic. Just not possible.
THANK YOU for including her weird religious comments in that segment dunking on her for lying to us all, literally no one covered that when they were initially siding with her or even after then it was revealed she lied, they all jumped on the bandwagon and grifted for her when in hindsight it looked really fishy from the start.
What even is going on with Hellena Taylor? Does she know voice actors are the most replaceable kind of actor after mocap talent, especially if her contribution was "British accent"?
I definitely only heard about the first part of the Helena Taylor story. Looks like I can play Bayonetta 3 guilt free now. If I ever get around to playing the first 2…
@@unyieldingsarcasm2505 Act your age is not an unreasonable assessment. Honestly the fact that they built a big infantile Chuck E Cheese style pit for supposed adults at a con built around worshipping the absolute bottom rung of entertainment kind of makes me wish that the building would have just collapsed on the whole thing, and spared the rest of us the cringe.
@@taterboob having shit built to not horribly mangle people when its used for its intended purpose is not a unreasonable assessment. Everything you said is just your opinion, and a shite one at that.
HOLY FUCK you worked with SoulBro? This is the crossover I didn't know I needed. Never thought Class of '09 would ever get any love. Hopefully you talking about it will help.
Chill Lyle I watched ur videos wen you did sanity not included and when you reviewed Amazing Spider Man 1 and Hunger games in like 2013. I thought you stopped making content for like a decade but now I see you’re still active, and it feels like I got a piece of my past back now that I’m subscribed to you again and watching your videos
2:40 Your avatars can also be used to laugh at Zuck Fuckerberg's net worth being Thanos snapped away, and the fake avatar legs that $15 billion somehow couldn't buy.
I wish I knew how to edit stuff so when that guy tells zuck about expressing emotions with your face at the end of it those 8bit shades do a bunch of flips from the side land on him and a joint shoots into his mouth and the classic air horn sting plays and the words "my games don't give a fuck about your feelings" pop up
I'm not thirty! I'M NOT!!! I'LL NEVER BE THAT HORRID HORRIBLE NUMBER! You know my washing machine has been making a weird noise, maybe I can look up a RU-vid video to find out what's going on...
No don't get excited, they're making it as a tie-in to the movie, made by the same people who did that scene in the church with the barbed wire because they ran out of money. The game is being made by the people who made The Medium. If you don't know why that is a problem, look it up, or better yet look at the part in this very video where James falls to his knees screaming like a bereaved voice actress.
