Ethan Guesses Who’s High - Off The Rails #15 

Ethan not liking weed, but still being mad that he wasn’t in someone’s dream blunt rotation is major Michael Scott vibes.

Ethan immediately attempting to throw math questions at people was the most unintentionally boomer thing

When Ethan said “We all drink water, Dan. It’s a prerequisite for life” I lost it

dream blunt rotation: shredder, alfredo, the studio fruit flies, and ethan’s dad

Not gunna lie, Ethan continually holding up the sonic pic to Sam asking “does this mean anything to you?” And then to Ian right after, was so fucking funny to me 😂😂😂

The crew member that came up with this segment definitely just wants to see if they can safely come to work high

Ethan is LIVING for everyone laughing super hard at his jokes when they are high 😂😂

AB said “no I’m playing” like 10 times and I’ve never heard him say it before (along with the complete lack of eye contact and confidence) I knew he was stoned

“Your eyes look like hamburgers” and AB mouthing “I’m high” has me nearly in tears

the fact that Love really got into an ig live with the island boys is so funny

This was Love's episode. He made a connection with the Island Boys on his own initiative and put together an incredibly important service announcement. We appreciate the Island King

Ethan: “A bunch of p0theads working here.” Olivia: “That makes sense.” Olivia with the unintentional shade 😂

I love how off the rails has turned into the crew being the co-hosts... I am so here for thisss

“Like Pokémon for her to collect” oh god. Almost fell of the couch laughing 😂

Dan is fucking hilarious every episode his dry humor is great.

Is no one going to talk about Ethan saying “Samantha?” And Sam saying “no its Sam” then she realized *oh Samantha is my full name* “yeah its Samantha”

Ethan gushing over his dogs' feet is the cutest thing I've seen in a while

I LOST IT at AB “I’m an Islam boy!”

1:23:16 the way Sam responded "Yes" when Ethan asked if she still wanted the burgers was SO FREAKIN' PRECIOUS, whatta gem

How is there hardly any comments about how fucking hilarious AB is in this video, the subtle rock and roll sign as Zach was being grilled made me laugh out loud

Zack plays soundbite: "That's fraud!" Dan within 0.3 seconds: "Alleged" Dan is always so quick to cover the show's ass from potential legal threats.

Ok I will say this: Off The Rails is probably the most entertaining episodic show on this platform. Every skits/goofs you guys do that include whole the cast is on point and has me dead every. single. frickin. time.

Ethan being mad that everyone isn't absolutely fucking blitzed out of their mind lmao.

This is one of the greatest H3 episodes ever, personally my fave moment is 1:51:30 where Ethan is asking whether Noah Beck is invested in Triller and AB says “I’m checking it now, just give me like..20 minutes” 😂😂

Olivia saying "I was a fan of everybody and they turned out to be terrible people" I felt that.

Love casually throwing in "Sweden has the most islands in the world" on the Live has me in actual tears! 😂

@52:12 when AB mouths “I’m high” I died! I’ve never noticed it 🤣

I had a smile on my face this entire episode. Sam is literally the cutest human being ever. I’m glad I’m not the only one who has panic attacks when high lol

Dan is indistinguishable high or sober. We need to see him dab.

This entire "guess whose high" segment, and the following chaos afterwards, was one of the funniest things ever. Watching the crew go off the rails (no pun intended), is an individual podcast I'd watch so hard.

Ethan is definitely in my dream blunt rotation, or at the least I’d feel comfortable being high around him. He didn’t judge or belittle anyone in a way where it could be perceived differently under the influence. Offered food for the cast, listened to music, and stayed calm. He made sure everyone was chilling and he went along so well with the vibe everyone else was having.

zach: don’t blame me, blame my elementary school teacher ab: what’s her name

The further off the rails this show gets, the better it becomes. I thought Silent Library couldn't be topped, but this was hilarious

This might be the best episode ever. Petition to make the “Who’s High?” Quiz an annual thing, this episode’s good vibes are off the charts but always in our hearts.

Dude AB was HILARIOUS here! He couldn’t stop laughing and eating cookies. He tried so hard but could not hide the fact that he was high as a kite 😂

Hila should do the “who’s high” segment 😂 i feel like it would be harder for her to tell

Literally dying when Ethan is trying to explain why 15 x 5 doesn’t equal 50 and then he just goes “let’s move on”

I could tell Dan was high because of how excited he was to do the segment.

Cameron should be a voice over actor. His voice is magical.

I could tell Olivia was high but I felt so bad for sam. I know that feeling and it’s horrible lol she is a soldier for that. I could never.

As a mom of a young boy with Tourette’s similar to Ethans. Her comments always were so crazy to me with how ignorant an adult could be about a disorder that even just a quick internet search could educate you on how there is so much more to this disorder then people know. Seeing them all compiled together is just wow…

I honestly love how Off The Rails has included the crew more and more each episode. I love that family/friend dynamic 👏

The LOOK Ethan gave AB when he was opening up about his video dreams had me dying

The shot of AB just silently stood behind Dan then Sam with a packet of cookies 🤣🤣

Love trying to blend in with the Island boys makes me die in a good way

Ethan is the type of guy to guess both high and not high on every person so he can feel like he wasn't ever wrong.

I started watching the podcast with frenemies and knowing no one in the cast. Now I can gladly say I am a fan of every member of the h3 crew. You are all so fun

Ethan getting so overwhelmed when he saw the dogs feet pics made me die

Zach playing the Trisha 5% soundbite while Ethan explaining the extremes of Tourettes had me DEAD ☠

love’s little giggle after he told the island boys “this shit is fire” 🤣 so cute

Olivia you are not alone on the thinking you sound loud when you’re high , I literally rethink everything I say when I’m high and think that I scream when I talk lol

my dad passed away yesterday and rewatching episodes of the podcast is a very comforting :')

AB mouthing “i’m high” n the whole crew dying laughing is the best thing ever

I’m just imagining Hila landing into the office to pick Ethan up and everyone is high as kites 😂

I have watched H3 since the vlogging while stuck in Israel days and there's something about this episode that makes it, in my opinion, one of the best episodes of all time. I don't know what it is about it (maybe the fact that most of the crew is more blazed than usual on top of the fact that Ethan, someone who doesn't smoke, started things off by complaining about how he wasn't in the dream blunt rotation on his own damn subreddit....) but I loved every minute of it. This year has been a fucking nightmare and H3 has been a light in the darkness for sure. And without H3 to listen to while I clean, my house probably would never get deep cleaned. Lmao So I hope everyone had a good time filming this because I loved listening to it. Much peace and love, y'all. ❤️

Ethan: "Do you still want the burgers tho?" Sam: *jumps out of chair* 😟 "Yeesss"

Definitely has to be the funniest episode, tied with silent library. They have to do the blazed segment again, but with challenges or something. I was dying laughing

This off the rails is one for the record books, I laughed so fuckin hard at the crew continually talking about reggae after Ethan wanted to get back to the show 😂😂😂

I always come back to this episode and cry laughing at Ethan holding up the picture of sonic to Sam. My favorite moment of the podcast ever 😭🤣

As a stoner myself watching the call crew mess around and Ethan messing with everyone seriously had me laughing so hard. Absolute props to Love for getting in with the Island Boys too 😂 Great Episode!

I totally forgot about the “your eyes look like hamburgers” quote until Zach said it 😂😂😂

"I was her Muslim" - obvious sadness from AB "I was her Tourettes. She collected us like Pokemon" - Ethan trying to cheer AB up *chefs kiss*

AB Is starting to become one of my favourite he’s actually so entertaining

This is my comfort episode when they get banned for a week

A podcast where Zach has to a cappella all the soundbites instead of actually playing them

The part with Dan, Zach, and AB talking about Bob Marley over reggae music with Ethan trying to make them stop was so fucking funny. also AB mouthing “I’m high” was too good

the crew members being high and giggly and just having a good time makes my heart happy

Ok LOVE Olivia's input every time its such a good balance

This episode was truly, truly OFF THE RAILS. Get the crew high every week

AB’s “I’m an Islam Boy!” comment had me dead 💀 He and Ian are low key the funniest.

I love that cause they're high they're laughing way more at ethan's jokes and he loves it.. They should do this every week

Seeing Dan and Ethan sitting next to each other feels so strange for some reason lol

How were they confused if Zach was high, he told ethan his eyes look like hamburgers 😂

Ian saying "I'm a little peckish" in a cheeky British accent is the most underrated moment of this ep 🤣🤣

Rhett and link left the church in like 2012. They only just talked about it 2 years ago. But Rhett 100% smokes weed and I think link occasionally blazes as well. They definitely subtly hint at it on their podcast a lot

“Cut the music play the music” was easily the best unprecedented segment of the whole show.

Between this and Silent Library, you guys have been killing it lately. Seriously.

"That's a paranoid thought, Ethan. Maybe you're high." - 54:44 Now that's a soundbyte.

I love how Ethan hears AB doesn't like being high and he's like "what's your biggest fear"

The most off the rails episode yet and I love it 😂 When the crew gets high af and Ethan can’t stop them from talking about reggae 🤣 This shit is gold

showing sam the sonic picture during the guessing who’s high segment made me howl it was TOO freaking funny. it was too good. oh my god

Best part of the podcast is at 1:14:45. Ian: “If I were to make a new color I’d call it Shipple.” Dan: “Is it related to purple at all?” Ian: “No, I’m getting kinda like a limeish blue”

LOL Zach thinking that Ethan's reggae singing was impressive was the most hilarious thing ever. 1000% baked

It's always a treat when Ian appears on screen

The pic of zack when he was standing outside his door with no shoes on and Ethan calling him a “unit” I was dying of laughter

Zach's call back to Post Malone's "Your eyes look like hamburgers" was definitely my favorite part of the episode. Funniest part hands down

AB guiltily putting away his cookies was so funny hahaha

I have noe idea how Olivia managed to pull the golden ticket and land this job, out of thousands of applicatians, but she's awesome. Love her input on things!

Dan is the type of guy to call a joint a Marijuanna Cigarette lol

The way Dan said “wanna ask them about the ass eating next to eachother” and him and Ethan went back and fourth about so casually I can’t breathe hahahahaha

I love all their personalities when high and sober! When they’re high is just amazing 😂😂😂😂

" no ponzi, no scheme" xD definietly one of my favourite episodes

“That’s a sigma move it’s called mirroring” had me dying

I LOVES this episode. Favourite OTR. Ethan gushing over his dogs feet, the banter between all the crew, the islander boys, ethans song, EVERYTHING. This episode was the BEST

These off the rails episodes just keep getting better. Turned my awful day around completely!! You guys make such a good team!!

Ethan sounds like a youth pastor when he sang, "no alcohol, no drive."

Omg luv’s proud happy face as they watch the call with the island boys. Was just too wholesome for me to handle.

Ethan got everyone high and immediately lost control of the show 🤣🤣

Bookmarking for later: 43:06 is when Ethan plays the guessing game.

I would love it if they just repeated the guess who is high segment once a month. Love seeing the cast members up closer in 2nd chair like this! Such a great episode!!